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Joined 10-12-05, id: 912440, Profile Updated: 01-19-10
Author has written 6 stories for Highlander, Harry Potter, Sky High, X-Men: The Movie, and Power Rangers.

Hmm, what to say. I'm a twenty-two year old (finally updated bio after four years) Texan female, and I love to write. I hope to be a famous novelist one of these days. I like lots of stuff, and so far, have written fanfiction over Highlander, Harry Potter, and Sky High.

Favorite quotes (from the movie Boondock Saints):
"People in glass houses sink ships"
"A penny saved is worth two in a bush"
"Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
"Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

More Boondock Saints quotes:
Woman: "The rule of thumb? In the early nineteen hundreds, a man was legally allowed to beat his wife, as long as he used a stick no thicker than his thumb"
Man (jokingly looking at his thumb): "You can't do much damage with that, now can you? Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist."

Many of you are surfing this page trying to find something interesting about me. However, this is a problem, as my life is really boring. The only interesting things that happen are in my stories. So, for the sake of both my sanity and that of the reader, scroll down to see my stories.

Note: Actually, my life has gotten slightly more interesting in the four years since I updated my profile. I'm a college graduate, and I'm now married.

Sorry, one little addition. Be sure to check out rimera's stories. She writes mostly Dragon Ball Z stuff, and I'm not really into that genre, but I did read her stories, and they're good. Plus, she's my sister, so she's got to have at least a little of my coolness.

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The Wrong Bus by StargateJedi reviews
Elise Jones is just a normal teenage girl, expecting to start her normal first day of school. But what happens when she gets on the wrong bus?
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2005
Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. No Kat bashing. Heavy humor.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 615,045 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6682 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Search for Peace and Quiet by CrazyGirl47 reviews
A parody of Day of the Dino, because no one is more fun to parody than Tommy. General crackfic, not meant to offend anyone, etc. Review!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Tommy O.
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
To Bake A Cake by pinkywriter reviews
Never let Rocky near Adam when he bakes. Here's why.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Adam P., Rocky D. - Complete
Why One Should Never Feed an Owl Canary Creams by CrazyGirl47 reviews
While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - George W.
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Lily's Last Moments by GypsyFallenAngelz reviews
A one shot story on Lily's last moments before she died and what was going through her mind, memories. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
The Four Tommies Meet by Psycho Tangerine reviews
What happens when Tommy meets different versions of himself? Will their combined egos go more out of control than usual? Will they manage to keep from killing each other? This includes a very brief suggestion of slash as part of the joke.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Tommy O. - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Left Out by Victoria Bitter reviews
**SLASH** The kind of Mary Sue fic we'd like to see...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2002
It Won't Fit by Sara reviews
A Very short Parody/Humor Fic. Adam walks into to Tommy's apartment and finds something interesting.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001
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The Call reviews
I know, this is the billionth TomKim fic out there, but I could't resist. The letter ended their relationship ten years ago. When the explanation comes, is it better late than never? R&R
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
Bobby's Job reviews
ONESHOT Bobby Drake gets a job and meets an old friend.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Samantha Drake reviews
Samantha Drake, daughter of Bobby and Marie Drake just transferred to Sky High. She should have the power of ice like her father, right? But what if she doesn’t? What if she is hiding something from both of her parents? What if her power is something...el
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Harry who? reviews
Harry makes a wish one day and wakes up in the Marauder's time. The catch is, he doesn't remember who he is. Can the Marauders help him get his memory back? Different than my other time travel story. HBP Spoilers. Rated for safety. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Meets The Marauders reviews
What happens when the Marauders and Lily mess up a potion and get sent to Harry's time? HBP spoilers. Rated for safety. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
First Step reviews
Nick is newly immortal and Lis OC must help him figure out how to cope with that. Please R&R. Rated for safety.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005
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