Author has written 2 stories for House, M.D..
I write Harry Potter, no, I didn't like the last two books, but I'll live.
I write mostly Maradeurs and I pair Remus/Sirius and James/Lily though I am very new at Remus/Sirius.
"There will be more types of pasta than you can shake a stick at…that is if you like shaking sticks at pasta, which I think is pretty pointless. I mean, why would you shake a stick at pasta? It’s pointless. For that matter, why do people shake sticks altogether? I’ve never gotten it. I can understand shaking a wand at something because that’s rather threatening, but a stick? Maybe if it looked like a wand than you could shake it and pretend that you could do something serious like turn cabbage in window cleaner, then it would be wise to shake a stick and of course that would be only in serious occasions when you truly needed someone to think that you were going to change the cabbage into window cleaner if they didn’t do what you wanted.”
"There was the one issue of a rather annoying and chatty mermaid on the wall. Magic silencing spells did not work on her, but Lily found that with the strategic placement of three pieces of duct tape and one rubber band, that the mermaid was shut up and limited to only staring indignantly. Another piece of duct tape easily solved this problem as well."
"Later on Lily refused to comment on the picture or the incident, commenting only that she had gone to see a man about a purple hippopotamus and in the course of events, involving no less than three pixies, a Minotaur and a griffin with severe springtime allergies, things had happened."