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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Shakespeare, Young Justice, Teen Titans, and Fairy Tail.

Things to Think About

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
-Calvin & Hobbes

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
-Bill Waterston

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
–Ellen DeGeneres

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."
-Oscar Wilde

"Education is important; school however, is another matter."

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

'"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin...""
-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- Shrek 2 (2004)

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"It's only in the Legend of Zelda world that we open a treasure chest and go, "Oh boy! It's an empty bottle!" Everywhere else we would go, "WTF? An empty bottle? DAMMIT! Who put trash here?""

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."
-Edgar W. Howe

"The psychology exam was a piece of cake, which surprised me. I thought it would be questions on a sheet of paper."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic."

"... It's like searching for a needle in a stack of needles."
-Lust, FMA episode The Truth Behind Truths

"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
Severus kept a straight face. "I hadn't considered that."
-Pursuing by Kayelle

"What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said.
"What did I do with you when you were twelve?" Dean said.
"You taught me how to fire a shotgun, and we salted and burned my pet goldfish after it died," Sam said.
-Old Country (Fanfiction) by astolat

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
-Richard Jeni

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln

"Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
-Richard C. Cushing

"Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head."

"Once I had a handle on life; then it broke."

"Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very, very important"
-Lisa Hoffman

"It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all the people all the time."
-Abraham Lincoln

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different dummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away."
-Thoreau

"To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice."
-Confucious

"Our society accepts the book as a given, but the act of reading -- once considered useful and important, as well as potentially dangerous and subversive -- is now condescendingly accepted as a pastime, a slow pastime that lacks efficiency and does not contribute to the common good."
-Alberto Manguel

"Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned."
-Gautama Buddha

"If you want to build a ship, don’t herd people together to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea."
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
-Carl Sagan

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."
-Doug Larson

"It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
-Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one...piece."
-Col. O'Neill, Stargate SG-1

"Oh yeah, without inertial dampening we'd be hit by so many Gs our eyes would pop, the skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs." (looks at Lt. Ford) "What about that sandwich?"
-Maj. Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
-Norm Papernick

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterward."
-Robert A. Heinlein

Daniel: No, I realize that the Asgards returned you to normal, which is… fortunate, I suppose.
Jack: lets him get knocked over by Siler

"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."
-Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one.""
-C.S. Lewis

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

"Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd."
-William Congreve

"The feeling that your heart is going to beat out of your chest? That's love. The feeling that makes you want to squish the guy flirting with her? That's jealousy. The feeling of your stomach doing flip-flops? That's indigestion. I'd cut down on the ramen if I were you."
-Haruno Sakura, from Mission: Matchmaker by 2supersmart

"The problem with communication ... is the illusion that it has been accomplished."
- George Bernard Shaw

"I sometimes think that shoes have a life of their own. The ones that squeak don't like to leave the shop, and the ones that hurt don't like the person that's wearing them."
-Hans Christian Andersen

"It's a dangerous business Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to."
-Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
-William Blake

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
-Ashleigh Brilliant

"Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is!"
-Ashleigh Brilliant

"You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane . Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity."
-Graham Chapman

"We prove what we want to prove, and the real difficulty is to know what we want to prove."
-Émile Auguste Chartier

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-Cyril Connolly

"Being undead isn't being alive."
-E.E. Cummings

"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
-W. Edwards Deming

"God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages."
-Jacques Deval

"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
-Umberto Eco

"Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results! I know several thousand things that won't work!"
-Thomas Edison

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-Thomas Edison

"Let every man judge according to his own standards, by what he has himself read, not by what others tell him."
-Albert Einstein

"Millions long for immortality, but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon."
-Susan Ertz

"You look like you've seen a ghost. Or something incredibly scary we don't see on a daily basis"
-Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom

"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it."
-Henry Ford

"Failure is the opportunity to begin again... more intelligently."
-Henry Ford

"A bank is a place that loans you an umbrella in fair weather, then ask for it back when it begins to rain."
-Robert Frost

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
-Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
-Robert Frost

"The world is full of willing people. Some of them willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
-Robert Frost

"Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-Arthur Godfrey

"The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose."
-Richard Grant

"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there is a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."
-Helen Keller

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
-Doug Larson

"What you need is sustained outrage… there's too much unthinking respect given to authority."
-Molly Lvins

"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard."
-Daphne du Maurier

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
-Jules Renard

"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-Mark Twain

"Don't let school interfere with your education."
-Mark Twain

"Get your facts first. And then you can distort them as much as you please."
-Mark Twain

"I did not attend his funeral. But I did write a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-Mark Twain

"If pro is the opposite of con, then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"It is best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt."
-Mark Twain

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed."
-Mark Twain

"Reader, suppose you're an idiot. Now suppose you're a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word, is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
-Mark Twain

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
-Mark Twain

"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-Mark Twain

"To succeed in life, you need two things. Ignorance and confidence."
-Mark Twain

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."
-Orson Welles

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity. "
-Dick Werthimer

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
-Stephen Wright

"We're fools whether we dance or not,
so we might as well dance."
-Japanese proverb

"A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist"

"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

"A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles on the road."

"A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else."

"A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight."

"A procrastinator's work is never done."

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to the student who answered: "I don't know and I don't care.""

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."

"After eating do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?"

"Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of them."

“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.”

"And on the day you were born, a thunderous, glorious voice sounded from the heavens and proclaimed to the Earth below: 'Oops.'"

"And on the eight day, God said, "Okay Murphey, you take over."

"Anything not nailed down is a cat toy."

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling?"

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Backup my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"

"Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live."

“Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.”

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Committee - a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

"Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?"

"Diplomacy is saying, 'Nice doggy,' until you can find a rock."

“Believe me, every heart has its secret sorrow which the world knows not, and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad."

"Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection."

"Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!"

"East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the Bitch that touches my man."

"Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?"

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"Fools rush in where fools have been before"

"For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

“Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.”

"God has a cruel sense of humor."

"He's always late! His ancestors arrived on the Juneflower!"

"He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"How come you never hear of gruntled employees? And who's been dissing them anyway?"

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking!"

"I hate the three minute wait for ramen after you pour in the boiling water."

"I hear high school’s easier the second time around."

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

“I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious."

"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards."

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

"I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO."

"I wonder, how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"If anime guys were real the world would be a better place, more violent and destructive, but better."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished."

"If everything's under control, you're moving too slow."

"If ignorance is bliss than why aren't more people happy?"

"If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

"If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.”

"If we're going to die, we might as well go laughing insanely."

"If you eat a toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."

"If you loan someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”

"If you want love, buy a Hallmark card."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"I'll be there to hold you when the sky falls down."

"I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!"

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern."

"It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you."

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

"It's not that I can't live without you, it's that I don't even want to try."

"Style is when they're running you out of town and you make it look like you're leading a parade."

Monday’s child is fair of face.
Tuesday’s child is full of grace.
Wednesday’s child is full of woe.
Thursday’s child has far to go.
Friday’s child is loving and giving.
Saturday’s child works hard for a living.
But the child that’s born on the Sabbath day,
is bonny and blythe and good and gay.

"Sometimes the one thing you're looking for is the one thing you cannot see."

"Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most."

"My mind is like a steel trap; anything that goes in gets crushed and mangled."

"This life is a test. If it were an actual life, you would have received further instructions on what to do. You may or may not be issued an actual life later."

"Never buy a car you can't push."

"Never put both feet in your mouth because then you don't have a leg to stand on."

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird so sleep late."

"When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane."

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

"Weather likely to become different before changing."

"Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian."

"Save the whales! Collect the whole set."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."

"Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food?"

"Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

"Take my advice; I don't use it anyway."

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."

"The only perfect science is hindsight."

"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."

"Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights."

"We're still friends. Just now, we can make-out."

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -lynch mobs are very scary

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat."

"Why does everyone think I’m watching hentai? Do I put off those creepy, I watch porn vibes!"

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again."

"I'm as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"Suicide is a way of telling God: You can't fire me, I QUIT!"

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot."

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

"They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!"

"Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little."

“Some say the world will end in fire,
some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.”

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

"Practical politics consists in ignoring facts."

"Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear."

"The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them."

"Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot."

"The worst way to miss someone is having them right beside you and knowing you can’t have them."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, if you touch me, I'll kill you."

"When I fall in love, the Sun will collide with the Earth and our planet will explode."

"Love your enemies, it really pisses them off."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."

"So my choice is Or Death?"

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it."

"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."

"To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can have."

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

“You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.”

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”

“The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.”

“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, Got any shoes you're not using?"

“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”

“Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, Wish you were here."

“I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

“When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.”

“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”

“The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.”

“You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.”

“Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, what for?"

“There aren't enough days in the weekend.”

“The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards.”

"I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times
Once when it's said
Once when it's explained to me
Once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"It's not when animals attack its when stupid people get bit."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"Life is like writing with pen, you can cross out your past but you can never erase it"

"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

"Knowledge is power and all power corrupts. Study hard – be evil."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

“Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"That's pointless, dangerous and stupid... We jump on three right?"

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
-HGTTG

"If you're gonna be two-faced, you could at least make one of them pretty"

"Life is like a box of colored condoms. No matter which color you pick, you're still gonna get screwed"

"You can’t cheat Death forever, but you can make the bastard work for it."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
'Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you'"

"There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here."

"Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them."

"Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.”

BUMPER STICKERS:

I finally have a grasp on reality. Now I can choke it.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

Next mood swing, ten minutes.

Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying No hard feelings

The proctologist called, they found your head.

Hang up and drive.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Behind every successful woman is herself.

A woman is like a teabag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich.

Don‘t treat me any differently than you would the queen.

WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

OF course I don‘t look busy. I did it right the first time.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people.

How can I miss you if you don‘t go away?

Don‘t upset me! I‘m running out of places to hide the bodies.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

LABELS ON STORE PRODUCTS:

On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? My God! Are Swedes that much tougher than we are?)

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Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 32m - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Home Also I Cannot Go by soonanemone reviews
On his first trip to Earth, 15 year old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he's sure everything will return to normal when he gets home... KxS, Spock centric part one. Part two now up! Mpreg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 301,791 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 47m - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Recreated Fire by Mai Kusakabe reviews
Harry Potter has always dreamed about a dark haired boy, his thrilling life and adventures. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he discovers a new, magical world, and that not everything is what it seems to be, all in the form of a mythical bird that insists on befriending him. MarcoAce.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,491 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Harry P., Fawkes, Marco, Ace
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Marine Corps and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 640,208 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
Reign Over the Frosted Heavens by Meer-Heika reviews
Bleach/HP xover. Toshiro Hitsugaya learns first-hand the cruel side of Wizarding Britain. Can Harry Potter teach him about the good? Chapter 33 up at last! The battle in the park in Little Whinging ... who will win?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,188 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/2/2010
Settling by Skalidra reviews
Bruce and Clark have been at odds since the foundation of the Justice League. Bruce is the alpha, and only sees Clark as one more super-powered being to prove himself superior to, and Clark absolutely refuses to back down. Eventually, Diana gets fed up with their posturing, and locks the two of them inside a room to settle things. So they do. - Hinted Clark/Bruce, A/B/O.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] - Complete
Fluency by New Neon reviews
A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 244,969 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/22/2014
Fire Fist Ace? Ann? by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Fire Fist had a reputation before even coming on board the Moby Dick. But when Whitebeard wants someone as their son that's that. Even if it IS an... unconventional choice. Is the brat really hiding something from them? It's not the commanders' place to rat people out, but they have to wonder if Oyaji knows. (A story where Ace is really a female, and welcome to the crew, Brat)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/22
With You by Dragon Elexus reviews
After so, so long waiting, the Cluster finally has a chance to form- and to discover who they've become.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16 - Pearl, Steven U., Rose Quartz, The Cluster - Complete
Warm Memories and Brotherly Bonds by RoseDragonWitch reviews
In the middle of some strange ruins, Luffy disappeared. As the rest of the Straw Hats try to find him, they end up travelling through his memories and are trapped in the past, with no idea to how to get out or how to find their captain. But not all things are meant to be seen… how will they take to seeing what had Luffy been hiding from them?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 1,514,151 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Straw Hats P. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14870 - Favs: 10,732 - Follows: 10,404 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,667 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Getting Down With Dungeons and Dragons by ScarletteSorceress reviews
When Sabo first started getting into Dungeons and Dragons Online he did not expect to meet a kind player with a voice that should have been illegal. SaboAce ModernAU nerdy boys playing games together and Sabo having a little problem called self restraint. Now a sort of story because people wanted more chapters
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,678 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Ace, Sabo] - Complete
Seagulls and Beetles by Stormy1x2 reviews
Zoro is truly fearless, and either has massive self-confidence or absolutely no shame (or both). Which is good, since he has to give his captain a talk that is waaaaaay overdue.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14583 - Favs: 20,243 - Follows: 19,878 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
That Untitled YJ Verse Jump Thingy by Dream As I Read reviews
"You slit his throat?" Wally cut in, looking terrified, "And you beat him up with a crowbar?" "Are you sure you're the good guys?" Artemis said flatly. "Hey, no harm done," Todd waved his hand dismissively, "Just a little sibling rivalry. Timmy's the middle child so he gets picked on most. It's not like what I did was so bad compared to some people I could mention.
Crossover - Batman & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Bite Me by New Neon reviews
No one ever said that pirates fight fair, but if someone bites you in a fight then it's perfectly reasonable to bite them back. Sanji has to learn that life isn't fair and nothing else is either but that bad jokes and falling in love certainly makes unlife worth living. Zosan/Sanzo tw:blood and blood drinking
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,283 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Burning All the Bridges by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
After failing his life goal and being forced into a new life he never wanted to live, Sasuke as Ace finds new meaning in an annoying seven-year-old named Luffy. Fast forward ten years; Sasuke faces a new struggle against some old faces. Will he be able to keep Luffy safe? Or will he lose his brother to the manipulative hands of his enemies?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,290 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Luffy
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14453 - Favs: 19,054 - Follows: 16,613 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Trust Issues by Septdeneuf reviews
The Straw Hats encounter an abandoned ship where the crew seem to have killed each other. After the only survivor they find commits suicide, the cola engine is sabotaged and Chopper is attacked, it looks like the same thing might happen on the Thousand Sunny. Can they find out what's causing this, or are the Straw Hats destined to destroy each other? written for OPBigBang
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Sanji, Robin, Brook - Complete
The Unknown Devil by Mai Kusakabe reviews
Ace hadn't expected his last week of imprisonment before his execution to be any different from all the years preceding it. Then again, he hadn't expected to have Marco the Phoenix as a cellmate for that week, or that Marco's presence would shake his bleak world so much.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Ace, Marco] Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
Sailing Strange Seas by Adel Mortescryche reviews
The crew of the Flying Dutchman fish out a strange pair of men from the waters of the Locker. And Will finds himself faced with men who are either unwilling to face their death, or are from rather further away than the land of the living. Two very different sets of pirates are set face to face, and yet, some things remain the same.
Crossover - One Piece & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Letters by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou reviews
The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/18/2012
Strong by Roseveare reviews
Lucci is six feet plus of steel-skinned, ice-hearted, professional killer, but he feels justified that when the Pirate King has just grabbed your butt there has to be no other response than to squawk *just like that*.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Lucci, Luffy - Complete
Feeling Hollow by Daricio reviews
Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Confidentiality by Sarcasticles reviews
He was the youngest, most naïve Straw Hat, but Chopper was also a doctor, and doctors are supposed to keep their patient's secrets, no matter how painful.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Chopper, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Always Remember by Stelra Etnae reviews
Truly, one learns something new everyday. In search for a book to while away the time, Brook finds instead a pair of Oharan archaeologists and makes a promise he fully intends to keep. (Part 2 of the "Living in Memory" series) (can stand alone)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Robin, Brook, Olvia - Complete
Come Morning, Together Again by mapplepie reviews
One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Aural Pleasure by New Neon reviews
"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,860 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Just a Body by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
Ichigo was born with a uterus. As far as he's concerned, this means nothing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, Shinji H. - Complete
Blood Moon by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
The real problem with being the responsible big brother with little sisters is that they have a distinctly different set of parts that do distinctly different things.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Ichigo K., Karin K., Yuzu K. - Complete
The Uke Problem by Septdeneuf reviews
In which Sanji's world view needs some adjustment and Zoro's penis does not, in fact, have magical powers. Also smut occurs.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Zoro, Sanji]
Relative Dimensions by darkling59 reviews
It's a bad idea to play with artifacts you don't understand...such as the hogyoku. Aizen really should have taken this into account before he accidentally sent his primera (and his vizard opponents) to a different dimension. Specifically, a dimension eighty years in the past, within Seireitei. Starrk finds the situation inconvenient. Love and Rose feel a bit more strongly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/30/2014 - C. Stark, J. Ukitake, Shunsui K., Love A.
Turnabout by darkling59 reviews
During the zanpakuto rebellion, some shinigami report seeing a strange wolf-like sword spirit amongst the rebels. At first, its appearance is dismissed as belonging to a lower ranked shinigami...until it accidentally knocks Kenpachi Zaraki through a wall. (Starrk-centric)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,356 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - C. Stark
Inanition by Taisi reviews
in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment. (In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper - Complete
Alliances by GetLoki reviews
In which Law and Luffy never saw one another on Punk Hazard and the alliance wasn't formed. Instead they wake up in a cage together. Will Law be able to get along with Luffy and escape or will he leave the young captain behind? Warnings: Torture
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,264 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Luffy, E. Kidd, T. Law, Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Nine Captains by alicat54 reviews
Zoro is not the only one in the Straw Hat crew who could become a captain. In this Universe, Luffy is a lone wanderer, yet still has the undying loyalty of nine special pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Mist of Memories by HeroR reviews
Guilt, regret, if left alone these feelings will consumed even the strongest of souls. That is the reality the Strawhats face as they go into their captain's memories to save their precious crewmate. To free their captain's from his guilt, they must first understand the depths of his pain and loss.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 732,416 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
It's Hard Being a Girl by paws-bells reviews
LuNa Post Time Skip. Chaos erupts on the Thousand Sunny when Luffy is accidentally turned into a girl. Nami is not a happy camper, and what's with this constant urge to molest her Captain?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Time Jump by cywscross reviews
Six months after their exile from Soul Society, Urahara cooks up a machine for a glimpse of the future. As with most of Urahara's experiments, things don't go quite as planned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 541 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Ichigo K., Shinji H., K. Urahara - Complete
WHO Let The Pirates Out by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
When you lived a life of adventure like the Doctor did, you never knew just what type of person you were going to run across during your travels. Of course, when the TARDIS had a mind of her own on where the Doctor and his Companions should go, they're bound to run into some interesting characters, even by the Doctor's standards.
Crossover - Doctor Who & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Luffy - Complete
Cultural Differences by alicat54 reviews
That one where hobbits have liberal ideas of marriage, and polyandry is a thing. Fem!Bilbo. Pairing Bilbo/Company, or at least she thinks so.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Bilbo B.
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Of Monsters and Men by Black Friar reviews
During an unscheduled visit to Speedy in Star City, Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad find themselves in a dangerous situation where they discover just how truly evil some men can be. One shot.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 7,562 - Follows: 7,282 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Real King by Nova Alexandria reviews
A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,969 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] Dark Ichigo, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Telling Colors by alicat54 reviews
Ever since he first could remember, Ace saw red.
Crossover - One Piece & Green Lantern - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2013
My Lady's Dragon by Chiara da Luna reviews
Set in 1813, after Crucible of Gold, when Temeraire & his formation have returned to England. The orphaned daughter of the Earl of Wexley and Captain Rosabelle Blakeney of Florenzia comes to the Dover covert to take care of her remaining family, but she finds that dragons play by their own rules. A combination of OC (owned by Naomi Novik) and mine with various implications.
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Age of Heroes by Velkyn Karma reviews
The apocalypse has come and gone and the Age of Heroes is long since over. There's not much left to live for, but Wally's never been one to give up without trying, and maybe there are still a few miracles—and heroes—left in the world. A zombie apocalypse AU for the YJ Anon Meme. Features Wally and Connor, but other S1 characters make appearances too. Friendship only, no pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,811 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Fishbowl by Taisi reviews
"You're not real," their baby brother insists adamantly for the fifth time, and Ace and Sabo share a look of actual distress; because Luffy is staring at them blankly, as if they should know very well they don't exist. (In which there's a trap and a fantasy, and physics are casually destroyed in the name of Luffy.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Stormbringer by Icy Cake reviews
Getting rid of the pirates invading an island is supposed to be a simple, straightforward mission for Team Natsu, but for them nothing is ever too easy. Especially when an evil demon is involved.
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,814 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Straw Hats P., Team Natsu - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
The Psychologist and the Serial Killer by oopsidontusethisaccountanymore reviews
Dean and Castiel get caught breaking and entering the Jeffersonian, and it's Booth's job to interrogate Dean. He brings in Sweets to profile the two men, but Dean and Castiel's relationship defies expectations. Sweets's POV. Established Destiel. Post-Season 8 for SPN, so Castiel is human and hunting with the brothers.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
Misconceptions by Faygo-Cytosis reviews
"He'd never even suspected anything this whole time, and now he finds out that this uncouth, senseless brute shared the same physical sex as his beloved Nami-swan and Robin-chwan! What the hell!" - In which Sanji learns a very interesting secret about their resident swordsman.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Surprises by Velkyn Karma reviews
The Straw Hat Crew is full of unexpected surprises. Formerly a one-shot, now updating at the speed of inspiration. Third: It's Usopp's turn to learn a thing or two about his crew mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Different by Klexenia reviews
"I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" - "Don't you mean Queen of the Pirates?" - "Is there a difference?" AU, genderbend strawhats.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Locked and Downloaded by Thumbtax reviews
When a diplomatic visit to a new "game" turns into a one-way ticket out of the arcade, it's beginning to look like curiosity's killed the Vanellope. It's up to the rest of the gang, plus a newly-unlocked playable character, to come to the rescue. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
In Which the Boogeyman Has a Visit and the Third Time is Not the Charm by Asidian reviews
Loki's heart twists sideways to consider what will come of the spirit of winter when his conversations have ended – to consider the unwanted exile his absence will reinstate. Ikol does not see the boy that comes with the wind, after all. The man he used to be has no use for the tales Midgardians tell their children.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Journey into Mystery - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jack Frost, Loki - Complete
A Song for the Heartsore and War-Weary by gestaltwithluck reviews
"Sorry, Ace," Marco murmured to himself as he riffled through the stack of old newspapers. "I don't know how it happened, but... I think I'm stalking your little brother."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Marco - Complete
Past and Future King by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 307 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy - Complete
In Which Two Creatures of Ice Without Any Friends Find Each Other by Asidian reviews
Loki recalls stories of frost giants, hideous monsters that bring the ice, as he takes in this creature of simple pleasure. He recalls that the people of Asgardia say he is just such a horror of winter – but here and now, watching this boy play upon the walls as though nothing else exists in the world, he does not see how it can possibly be a bad thing. (kid!Loki and Jack)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Journey into Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jack Frost, Loki - Complete
1001 Domino Nights by lucidscreamer reviews
Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,892 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Devil's Sway by Silent Sky reviews
Two years after Aizen's defeat, the walls between Earth and Hell begin to crumble. Ichigo must somehow stop the inevitable – even if that path takes him straight into the darkest depths of Hell, with a demon ally he fears more than any enemy at his side.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,135 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
Mind Games by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Jaime and his Scarab's AI awake one morning to find their positions reversed - Khaji Da controls Jaime's body, and Jaime controls the Blue Beetle armor.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jaime R./Blue Beetle - Complete
One Moment More by Kryal reviews
The only thing worse for World Domination plans than a professional World Savior dragged back from heaven... is two of them. First installment of BFF-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Buffy S., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Imperial by AotA reviews
Science meets bending, but the fight with the Goa'uld is more important than quibbling over spiritual abilities versus technology.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
Vis à Vis by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,891 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Compulsive by Fire Kitten reviews
Sanji knew something was up with Usopp and those looks he was giving everyone's plates at the dinner table. He needed to know what caused them or else he'd never be at ease. Post-timeskip, Nakamaship, No pairings.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sanji, Usopp - Complete
Lucid Dreaming by Lisa Telramor reviews
"Conan's part incubus, the apotoxin didn't block that" - Conan needs to feed. Heiji walks into a scene he wasn't expecting. They reach an understanding. Conan/Heiji Due to the nature of incubi, there are mentions of dubcon, and shota because it's Conan. Please read and review!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Heiji H., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Me and You and You and Me by Night-Mare-Chan reviews
Usopp had always wanted to have a body like Zoro, but this is kind of ridiculous. With nakama in peril, he'll have to get used to the swordsman's style and hope that Zoro knows how to aim.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Usopp, Zoro - Complete
Shedding Season by Velkyn Karma reviews
A reindeer's antlers are his pride and joy. Unfortunately he doesn't get to keep them the whole time. Features the whole crew; nakamaship, no pairings. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Chopper, Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Situation by LozieDeanon reviews
Kaede disapproves of the way Barnaby makes her dad limp when she's not home, so with the help of some action figures, she makes a case for Barnaby to change things up. Barnaby/Kotetsu, A deanon from the Tiger and Bunny Anon Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kaede Kaburagi, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Joe by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Having snake problems? Who you gonna call? Harry Potter, of course. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tiger Hunt by X-parrot reviews
A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,435 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Zoro - Complete
Sunlight Drag Me Home by drcalvin reviews
Luffy/Zoro yaoi After Fishman Island, what if the White Stream had released the Strawhats somewhere else? Mysterious island, aphrodisiacs and the problem of uncontrolled desires in powerful pirates. A not-quite PWP with a dash of angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Riddle Me This by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
A mishap in Charms causes some problems in Hogwarts. Namely, an incomprehensible Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Asteria Nightmare by Velkyn Karma reviews
On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,145 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Straw Hats P., Luffy, Nami - Complete
Layers by Tonko reviews
Industrial-strength glue doesn't belong in reindeer fur. Getting rid of it is more difficult than Zoro expected, but not for the reasons he thought.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
Blind Spot by Fjord Mustang reviews
Toothless' spy mission showed Red Deaths are a worldwide threat. He & Hiccup got humans to trust & partner with dragons. In this story, allies of Hiccup & Toothless also have a hard challenge: getting dragons to trust & partner with humans. Can they?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 164,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Toothless
What You Bargain For by Demus reviews
"It probably wouldn't have gone down in history as the most romantic setting in the world, but for Jounouchi's money, it was pretty damn perfect." Jounouchi discovers the pitfalls of semi-accidentally kissing someone with two minds. Slash Y/J Wishshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yūgi M. - Complete
Crouching Lion, Horny Dragon by Wild Rhov reviews
In a battle, Natsu gets hit with a lust curse, and Loke has to keep him away from his precious but unconscious Lucy... by any means necessary.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/11/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Natsu D.] - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 355 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Valentine by ciaan reviews
Inter-cultural communication can be very difficult. Aqualad, Superboy, Miss Martian, Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Sakura and the Scottish School of Magic by Shareon reviews
After running into problems developing her magical skills on her own, Sakura decides to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for some formal magical studies. A Cardcaptor Sakura continuation set in the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 108,364 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sakura K. - Complete
Grotesquerie by DreadNot reviews
A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,051 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Muddling through Grey by Kizmet reviews
With school really kicking in for the rest of YJ Superboy is left feeling alone and increasingly isolated. After a mission gone wrong, feeling worthless he runs off and ends up being taken in by Flash's Rogues.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,514 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Corporal Punishment by aechfic reviews
It's rather interesting, Zoro finds himself contemplating later, what you discover about both yourself and your crewmates - particularly your captain - on any given day... LuZo; spoilers for Ch490 and earlier. Warnings for language/sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Not his usual thing by New Neon reviews
So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Failing Safely by Kizmet reviews
Superboy begins to suffer from clone degradation.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 318 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Special Delivery by seatbeltdrivein reviews
One morning, Alfons makes the grave mistake of not waking up before Ed. Everything goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/1/2011 - A. Heidrich
Super, Thanks for Asking by Oroburos69 reviews
Bart gets food poisoning and Superboy regains his powers in the form of tentacles. Robin deals, sort of. Young Justice friendship story, takes place directly after "The Sins of Youth" arc.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
On the Run by Velkyn Karma reviews
While Ichigo is out fighting hollows, Kon stays home and takes command of his body. But when an unexpected pair of bounty-hunters show up at the Kurosaki clinic, Kon is forced into a race to see if he can outrun his own execution.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,566 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Kon, Ichigo K. - Complete
Flexible Admiration by AllBlueChaser reviews
Another fanforall response. This prompt was about someone perving over Sanji's flexibility. In this case Luffy stumbles across the cook training and stops to enjoy the view. The fact that Zoro is also there, well that's to be expected too.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 4,383 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 11,475 - Follows: 12,945 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Closet by Asuka Kureru reviews
Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Tentacle Monsters Can't Rape The Willing by sleepy-firebug reviews
Stopping by to visit his brother, his brother's crew, and his favorite blonde, Ace bumps into a rather peculiar little creature. A creature that's green and tentacled... and rather 'attached' to Sanji.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ace, Sanji - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8688 - Favs: 11,129 - Follows: 8,445 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Toy Soldier by Roseveare reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed get a lesson in what it means to bring a 12 year old into the military after Edward falls into the hands of terrorists. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Yes, No, maybe so by MuzaiandYuuzai reviews
Midsummer has come to Berk, bringing with it mating season. Toothless is unable to procure a mate, So he finds himself a suitable replacement. Hiccup on the other hand, isn't so willing to be loved.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Sperm Count by silverstar94 reviews
Awkwardness for Chopper during a medical check up. Quite rude and hints at mature themes; read at own risk. includes misleading crack pairings. :P
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Luffy, Chopper - Complete
Casework by Basser reviews
When the improbable becomes the impossible, House and team find themselves struggling to treat a mysterious boy with an equally baffling ailment. Of course we all know how appearances can be deceiving... -Detective Conan crossover-
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,950 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., G. House - Complete
Acting Jack by Kitsuru reviews
As far as Tatsuki was concerned, insanity had become a part of normalcy. And if that involved magical hangovers, ninjas, and giant pigs, well, it was just one more reason to turn Ichigo into her own personal punching bag when he finally came back.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tatsuki A., Keigo A. - Complete
Syndicated SciFi Show, expanded by claudiapriscus reviews
Slightly AU for Changing Channels: The Trickster dumps Sam and Dean into Stargate: SG1. They dare to hope they're being allowed a breather episode. After all, it's some sort of fantasy archaeology show, sure to be nice and boring.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 282 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Guardians by Hoseki-sama reviews
As it turns out, the joining one's life with another's leaves a lasting impression, even after death. Vignettes about the everyday afterlife on board the Thousand Sunny. Rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Zeff, Bellemere
Thursday by Late Night Iridescence reviews
Ace and Luffy visit High Town once a week, every week for seven years. Sabo/Ace/Luffy AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Starvation Diary No 2 by callosum reviews
Sanji's worst nightmare comes true, but this time the Straw Hats won't let their nakama bear it alone. Sanji/Everyone nakamaship. Sanji's POV. Set post-Impel Down, in the New World. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,355 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Cast Your Soul by Kali Cephirot reviews
Then he remembers: Ariel, the Sea Witch, the fight. Eric stands up, ignoring the way his stomach churns, the heaviness in his chest much more important than that the water and a storm coul cause. A different take to the ending of the movie. FINISHED
Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Reading the Strawhats by callosum reviews
Robin's thoughts on books, her relationship with books, her nakama's relationship with books, and her relationship with her nakama.  Takes place after Water 7/Enies Lobby, and before Thriller Bark. One-shot character introspective.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Robin - Complete
Can we go swimming? by Kili Boston reviews
Jim has taken Spock swimming.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5597 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Price of Truth by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Watanuki quite literally runs into an odd boy with an even odder spirit-double.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2010 - M. Sera, K. Watanuki - Complete
Rain Falling Down Around My Ears by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Castiel goes back in time to stop the Apocalypse. Things go wrong. Things go VERY wrong. AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,120 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
The Hardest Stone by InsaneMelon reviews
Luffy asks. Nami explains. Zoro and Sanji suffer. Same old, same old aboard the Going Merry... Just a bit of Nakamaship and having a little good-natured fun with the ZoSan pairing, without actually being Slash. Curious? Read and find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Meeting by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph and Zuko may be great at breakouts but they're a bit less well equipped for the delicate art of negotiation. Sequal to avocadolove's rampage. Done with permission
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/27/2009 - D. Jackson, Zuko - Complete
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Time Traveling Monk by AvocadoLove reviews
Don’t worry, Hakoda. It’s an old Air Nomad relic. What’s the worst that could happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
A Slayer in Camelot by Lear's Daughter reviews
Buffy's first thought upon waking was: "Why is Giles wearing chainmail?" Buffy's dive off Glory's tower takes her somewhere she never expected.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Buffy S., Uther - Complete
Slave Girls Don't Cry by THECURSOR reviews
Orion Animal Women aren't allowed to cry...but Gaila does.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Gaila - Complete
An Illogical Inception by laurelnlime reviews
Response to a prompt on kink meme on lj. Kirk/Spock, m-preg. "It's Jim, Spock. If you’re carrying my baby, you have to call me Jim. It’s a rule or something.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Attractions by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are at Hogwarts for a mission but what about Kakashi? After all, Team Seven isn’t complete without their sensei...NaruSakuSasuKaka. Flirting abound.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Titles by Photophobic reviews
In the night, Isshin finds a bloody and beaten Toshiro Hitsugaya. As his former captain, Isshin finds it his responsibility to take care of the boy. It's too bad that when Toshiro wakes up, he believes Isshin to be a traitor.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Isshin K. - Complete
Til You Feel It All Around You by Tonko reviews
Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2009
Reset! by Randomality reviews
Faced with being shipped out to Denver to live with Jay Garrick after the disappearance of Max Mercury, Bart argues to remain in Manchester with Helen. Impulse begins to search for ways to save Max on his own and reaches out to friends and allies. AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Those Who Inherit the Earth by Gryvon reviews
After Nimueh wreaks her revenge on Camelot, the rest of the world is left plagued with monsters. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Friends Do by PaBurke reviews
Jack always finds the best recruits
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Subliminal by Anria reviews
Jim never told Spock about the Vulcan mind-meld his older self had done, back when Spock had thrown him off the ship for mutiny. Kirk and Spock in Yet Another Mindmeld Fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Panic by lawnmowerelf reviews
The meld with Spock Prime leaves Kirk with a severe phobia. slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by CaffieneKitty reviews
Something weird happens. A lot. GEN, Wee!Chesters and John crackfic, guest appearance by Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Little Lab of Horrors by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed visits the lab of an alchemist gone rogue, and learns that danger and death can come in very peculiar guises. Violence, NCS, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Ninja Game by incensedance reviews
What would happen if the two completely different worlds met? Kakashi and Minato-sensei are assigned an S-class mission to take down a missing-nin in a strange country called ‘Las Vegas’. But they aren’t the only ones searching… NarutoxCSI Complete
Crossover - CSI & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Unaffected by ctrl-issue reviews
Series of Drabble. What's it like when you take away something important from a superhero? They get scary.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Taking Responsibility by Mikkeneko reviews
Al has every intention of protecting his brother's honor, if he has to destroy half of Central in the process. Humor, Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alphonse E., Roy M.
The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by Phate Phoenix reviews
ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,628 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
Soldier Ghost Command by PaBurke reviews
There's this odd blank spot around Cheyenne Mountain. Crossover, SG1/SPN
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Rampage by AvocadoLove reviews
There isn't a facility on any planet that can hold the Fire Prince and the World's Greatest Earthbender. Avatar/Stargate SG1 xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 211 - Published: 2/15/2009 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one girl Dudley is interested in getting to know. Edited August 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep in Heavenly Peace by vanillafluffy reviews
The war against Hell is over, and Dean has returned to Lisa and Ben to put his life back together. This is their first Christmas as a family. Spoilers for The Kids Are Alright, features Season 4 characters, shot down by Lucifer Rising. Darn.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Lisa B., Dean W. - Complete
The 31st by artbug reviews
A brief story of the month before Ciel gained his butler and their meeting.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Luffy the Genius by Roseveare reviews
When Luffy is afflicted with a genius intellect after an adventure, the crew start to wonder if he's still the captain they know at all. Gen. Challenge fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Vocare Prabia by Amber Evans Potter reviews
AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,799 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 1,203 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deuteronomy by Mummyluvr reviews
Dean Winchester lives his life in the cold, believing that he’s undeserving. When he gets a taste of God’s love, it’s more than he can handle, and he makes a choice that might lead to his damnation. Or his salvation. Dean/Castiel. Set after 4.02
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Petals Scattered by Vathara reviews
After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Now We Are Six by Elin B reviews
The Strawhats are physically transformed into their six-year-old selves, two of them reverting mentally as well. They do their best to try to cope with this. Post-TB, spoilers up to and including chapter 489. Some coarse language, esp. in Part III.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Then the Heroes Came Along by Roga reviews
You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong. Crossover with Superman and Batman, no need to know the comics canon, and no spoilers.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Escapade by Lache-avec-du-Charme reviews
Koenma's decided that Lord Voldemort has finally crossed the line by recruting demons to his Death Eaters. Now Magical Japan is getting involved. Without, of course, the knowledge or permission of England. Or their school. No fanon pairngs. NEW USER NAME.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,637 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M.
Tian Mi Shi Liu by Sugeatarc reviews
It's four years after the war, and Toph is about to turn sixteen. But certain friends of hers have planned some surprises that go well beyond the typical party.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Toph, Bumi - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Something Real by Angelica Pierce reviews
While staying over night in a village, Kagome is confronted with the full truth about Inuyasha’s hardship regarding his social status and heritage. Will she be able to find a way to help him see through the pain?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
On The Importance Of Proper Underwear by incandescens reviews
Because you never know when you're going to be the victim of an involuntary sex change. Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Culture Shock by meterbroken reviews
Takes place on Ember Island, where truth is revealed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/26/2008
Human Feelings, Demon Desires by Crimson Thornes reviews
RATED M! LEMON! Naraku has kidnapped human Inuyasha and Kagome on the night of the new moon. Will they break under torture? Warning inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Petals in the Wind by Vathara reviews
The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Lone Flower by Vathara reviews
Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Sigh by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Set during 'The Headband', On Ji is feeling out of place, but Toph more than makes her feel at ease. Yuri, Tonji, oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Toph - Complete
While We Were On Our Knees by corrupted-innocent reviews
Jessica Moore has a secret. -- AU, no spoilers, one-shot, Sam/Jess.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Dark Soul by Shianelle reviews
Crossover - Naruto & Stargate - No Pairings - Sequel to 'Sand Walker' - Set after the fight at the Valley of the End, and before the beginning of Naruto Shippuuden. This is one vision of Gaara's journey to be human. Now completely AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Gaara
Lacking by Jelp reviews
Naruto decided he could never let anyone else know what had been lost to him. It would cause him too much pain. Rated T for angst and humor at Naruto's expense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tea With Destiny by AvocadoLove reviews
After the shock of Lu Ten's death, Iroh makes a fateful journey into the Spirit World. The tea there is exquisite, but the company may give Iroh a run for his money.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Eldritch Asylum by obsidian-fox reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter, Lovecraft Shadows in London run deeper than they ever did in Nerima. Ranma begins an epic tale of good, evil, and the vast twilight between them. Summary inside. DEAD
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 129,578 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Ranma
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 572 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 784 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A River Runs Through It by The Romance Chick reviews
fluffy one shot. Chihiro/Kohaku. Lemon.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
That Boy by Aryndiel reviews
The boy is in the tree again. Kagome's school principal has a close encounter of the hanyou kind.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Inuyasha, OC - Complete
Travelling Incognito by Roseveare reviews
Gen adventure, preseries. An outsider's point of view on Ed. 'There's only one way I can think of, Al, to get inside that place... You'll have to sell me.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Second To None by RoczaDeb reviews
Jack's Clone goes to USAF BMT. POV. Challenge. ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. Sixth WOT is up. Merry Christmas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Ears by Calypso Jones reviews
Fluff. Inuyasha's got ear trouble. Will he let Kagome help or will she have to keep her hands away from those furry little ears?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Suitors by parma-violets reviews
Touya thinks it’s high time Sakura made some new friends. His plan backfires when Sakura decides to take refuge in Syaoran’s bed. SxS fic set PreTsubasa.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Heads or Tails by vanillafluffy reviews
When Dean is assaulted by a demon during a hunt, Sam saves his life, but the drama is just beginning. Mpreg, mentions of Wincest, and some really disgusting special effects.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Female Intuition by angel-death-dealer reviews
Sue's missing female company, especially given the situation. But with no girls around, will Johnny, Reed and Ben substitute for the girly talk she so desperately needs? SueReed romance, lots of humour. Rated for one use of language
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by nimblnymph reviews
Appearances can be deceiving... especially if others allow you to make that mistake.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Days of Yamano by serenphoria reviews
15 Vignettes. Kurogane & Fay in Yasha country told in three parts. Complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Bleached by Bjorn reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo received more than a sword when he learned the name of his zanpakuto. Namely, a flood of disjointed memories, all centered around one name: Shiba Kaien. A story of reincarnation, and its repercussions.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
DisOrientation by Deanish reviews
Sam's first day at Stanford, and Dean's tagging along.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Bloodstone by Sakon76 reviews
If there are ghosts in the Hikaru no Go universe, might there not also be vampires? Spoilers for volume 19 or episode 65.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Signs and Warnings by lembas7 reviews
Evil comes in many forms. And it doesn't need to be believed in to exist. Stargate:SG1, Supernatural crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,616 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Sacrifice by Aryndiel reviews
The kazaana finally gets the better of Miroku, however, things don't go exactly as expected. There is a sacrifice to be made.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Miroku - Complete
Lost In Translation by Ontogenesis reviews
Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Too Human by Keelywolfe reviews
*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Forms of Life by Keelywolfe reviews
*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Stability by Kyoui-chan reviews
They are supposed to fall apart. They don’t. Life goes on in odd ways. [SasuSakuNaruHina foursome fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught In A Ladder by Sinnatious reviews
A chance encounter with Ogata and a slip of the tongue turns Hikaru into a victim of Sai's success. What is he supposed to do when even the truth won't save him?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,337 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Art is Life by doggieearlover reviews
InuYasha looks over Kagome's shoulder and sees something he wasn't expecting. How will she explain the sketch of the nude male stranger in her book?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Selfish Spider by otter cook reviews
Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Idiot Romance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Pegasus Connection by Nomad1 reviews
Season 8 AU. Conspiracy surrounds Jack's clone, Baal is on the trail of Ancient technology, and all roads seem to lead to Atlantis. SGA crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,571 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 5,769 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 847 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Educating Shippou by Aryndiel reviews
Kagome wishes Inuyasha would be a more positive role model for Shippou. She should have remembered the phrase "be careful what you wish for". Rated for violence towards cute fluffy animals — you have been warned.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Kagome H., Shippo - Complete
Hope for a Child by morning sunlight reviews
A young Dean is noticed by his teacher.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
What he can see by Angelicorn reviews
What he can see makes it very clear what he can't see. Post Zero Hour, BrainyLyle.
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Full Moon Rising by Sparks reviews
John Sheppard isn't exactly a normal human, and it's not easy to hide that in the Pegasus galaxy. Set seasons 1 and 2, slash warning.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Best Birthday Present by Katluvssport reviews
In two universes, Harry Potter and Lily and James Potter make a wish. A wish that pulls Harry across to an alternate universe where he died, but not his parents and he has several siblings. He cannot settle down with a war going on. CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,035 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Extenuating Circumstances by rallamajoop reviews
This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Dead Like Bleach by glainfach reviews
A crossover between 'Dead Like Me' and 'Bleach'. What might happen if Georgia gets transfered to Japan while the Bleach crew are off rescuing Rukia in the Soul Society. Explores the differences between American and Japanese concepts of life after death.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Blossom by plumbloom reviews
It is customary for girls of Earth Kingdom nobility to have their feet bound when they reach a certain age. Toph Bei Fong is no exception to this rule. one-shot, prequel to "The Day He Himself Shall Wipe My Tears Away".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Toph - Complete
Send Off by Crimson Skies reviews
Dai never really knew the man. But when the call comes and he knows that his uncle is dying, how can he not go?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
An Apple For You: Stray Little Devil Oneshot by Thorn on a Rose reviews
Trouble always seems to follow Pam, our favorite devil intern, but this time a guardian angel is watching out for her. Pam wants to thank her so she takes her angel out...not that Linfa would call it a date...Shoujoai and yuri!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Black & White, Red & Blue by P4th reviews
Ichigo still has some problems with his innerhollow even after all the vizards' training, but it seems like Ishida is willing to help him. Are they finally friends? [IchiUri]yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Schizophrenia by buduica reviews
Hikaru hears voices in his head. His family tries to make him cope.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Slayer of Nightmares by L. Mouse reviews
COMPLETE! The modern world's Inuyasha has run into serious trouble with Buffy, and it's up to Kagome, now a Slayer, to save him. InuKag, mildly Spuffy. 4th Quarter 2006 IY fanguild nominee!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,316 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Touch by bleedcolor reviews
Alphonse contemplates touch, and touching his brother. Yaoi, Elricest, Armor!AlxEd, Armor!Sex. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
What Came Through The Wormhole: A Crossover by Ontogenesis reviews
This is a crossover of TRC and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The TRC gang suddenly appears on the station, much to the shock of the DS9 crew. How will they manage to find Sakura's feather while under suspicion?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Nezumi by Windswift reviews
[PreTohru] Shigure is gone for the night. So that just leaves Yuki, the sea of garbage in the kitchen, and the rats.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
Pack Mentality by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] Sesshoumaru wonders why he bothers to keep Rin and Jaken around and finds he doesn't like the answer.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
A Change by Stealth Dragon reviews
Sam did not see a change in Rodney, at least not yet. JohnRodney friendship because I really like them, and crossover with SG1. Post whumping.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Friendly Visitors And Other Half–Truths by Amarin Rose reviews
DCAU–DCU Crossover Summary: The majority of the JLU ends up in the Comicsverse. Robin’s rather different, and since when was there a Superboy?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by ESCotLoE reviews
McKay has a friend? Huh, How bout that? An outsiders view on the friendship of Mckay and Sheppard
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by paper fox reviews
[complete] An accident in the Rekoruto Library results in a rather… err… unusual curse on Fai. [KuroFai][AU set during the Rekoruto arc]
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Gender Crisis by The Fritz reviews
Men really weren't all that bad. Kuwabara/Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/26/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Yukina - Complete
Know Your Place by desolate butterfly reviews
[KyuubiSasuke, KyuubiItachi, NaruSasu fic] Naruto uses the Kyuubi’s chakra in order to save Sasuke from Itachi, but now that Kyuubi is out, he wants some compensation. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Between Sheets and Arms by Wofl reviews
He squeezes his eyes tighter, buries his face in the pillow, and tries to think of ice and rain and the dead kitten he’s seen in the road a week ago [HeiAl]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Shades of Gray by llnbooks reviews
Sequel to Oxygen. Complete.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Save Me From The Darkness by Love-slave reviews
Not too long ago, Naruto saved two people from the darkness of themselves. Now it is their turn to return the favour, if only they can figure out how. AU. NejiNaruGaa neji naruto gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 247 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Even the Wrong Words Seem To Rhyme by Neukar reviews
Sequel to 'Even the Best Fall Down Sometimes.' Kurama explains his past to his mother, hesitating, yet knowing that his past could either seperate them, or bring them closer than ever... Read and Reveiw.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
Mikos and Magic by sessha-chan reviews
Kagome gets a very interesting letter delivered by an owl offering her a place in a school for magic. Hogwarts here she comes, but she's not coming alone! IYHP. KagInu.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,601 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Ouroboros by Catchline reviews
Contrary to popular belief, the Sorting Hat has never put anyone in a house due to the person’s bravery, cunning, loyalty or wit. Of course, it lets the people think otherwise. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Yuusuke and the Yakuza by nightwalker3 reviews
For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Five's Bad Company by Guardian1 reviews
It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Clover-chan reviews
Roy Mustang is about to answer the most asked question on base, does the FullMetal Alchemist wear boxers? Or briefs?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Close His Steps Pursued by Akabeko reviews
KuroganeFai HC Oneshot. The group transport to an iceworld where things go awry.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Observations by Ms. Zeal reviews
ONE SHOT. A wizard's first impressions of our favorite two demons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Alastor M., Kurama M. - Complete
Icebreaker by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. "Hi, I'm Danny Fenton, and my most memorable moment is the one where I became a half—ghost."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
The Space Between by Mara Greengrass reviews
If anyone is bringing scantily dressed women to Atlantis, it's probably Col. Sheppard. Crossover with DC comics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fishnet by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
Aqualad and Speedy are left alone in the Tower and end up in a very odd situation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Aqualad, Speedy - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Drop a Bell Down the Stairs by CaideSin reviews
Trials by Fire make for broken boys. [AU][TimKon][Slash]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Children Do Grow Up by Francienyc reviews
The four children came back so changed. Even their mother said so. Post LWW.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Like Charmin by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Naruto and Neji have a conflict of interests. NaruNejiHina. Quite obvious references to threesomeness and sex, but nothing explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Springs and Bad Thoughts by Gamana reviews
Kagome stumbles upon Sesshoumaru bathing in a hot spring. Now that I've got your attention I am sorry to report that this is not romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Survial Training by typecast reviews
NaruSasuSaku blanket!fic. Team 7 thinks that it's just going to be a routine mission. But a freak blizzard quickly dispels that assumption and the trio finds that they're mission has now turned into something entirely different... Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Taboo by Kyra Rivers reviews
Roy just stared. All rational thought had left him. [Elricest]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
My Stranger, My Son by Betula reviews
Hikaru's father, on the subject of his son
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Mission X by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
YYH Xmen Evolution crossover. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei pose as mutants and team up with the Xmen in an attempt to stop a mutant uprising headed by a powerful demon. Can the Reikai Tantei keep their demon heritages secret from the mutant world?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,556 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Yusuke U.
Of Mothers and Men by Athena2693 reviews
[Elricest] Trisha wasn't as loving a mother as we all thought. Especially when concerning Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,773 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Learning to be human by Momoiro Usagi reviews
Al realizes that he can't experience the same feelings as the people around him, and turns to his friend in hopes of learning more about what it means to be human. armorAlxFletcher, some RussellxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Alphonse E.
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Those Eyes by Reikah reviews
Mangaverse, spoilers for chapter 24. He falls over on his first attempt, barking the stump of his leg painfully against the bottom step. No pairings. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Abstention by Asidian reviews
An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Flawed by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
Targeted by the followers of a dark wizard, Yuusuke is sent to the last place expected: into the heart of wizard society. When his Toushin powers cannot defend him, when his demon blood is an instant mark for death, how will Yuusuke survive? HP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Yusuke U.
Even The Best Fall Down Sometimes by Neukar reviews
In the middle of the night, Shiori rushes into her son's room while he's having a nightmare. With a crash, she unexpectidly finds herself faced with a blade at her throat and several unanswered questions. What's Kurama to do? Mild language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Red Lace by xoxOdile reviews
[oneshot] Inuyasha thinks about Kagome's journey to womanhood. Kinda limey.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Clash of Cultures by Morena Evensong reviews
Kagome is visiting her relatives in London. However, a peaceful walk through the park turns into something more when she meets a demon, a death eater and comes into contact with a slightly different kind of magic. Xover with Harry Potter COMPLETED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,143 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Draco M., Kagome H. - Complete
The Hunt for Tact in its Natural Habitat by hecatehatesthat reviews
Human culture is stupid and makes no sense, but Rukia still has to learn to live with it, at least for a few months. It gets awkward. Urahara smirks a lot, Ichigo is embarrassed a lot, and Rukia is confused. Good thing there's Orihime to explain things.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/11/2005
Drunk and Disorderly by Oubilette reviews
Team Seven goes to Sasuke’s house to celebrate their win, but soon the boys are drunk and arguing and Sakura is passed out on the couch. Let the fun begin. explict sex scene, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2005
Therapy, Take One: Bakura by SilverEmerald-DAS reviews
It seems the gumi has decided that our beloved Bakura needs some serious therapy. Literally. Bakura's deeply miffed and seems to see this as a him vs. the therapist battle of wits... Question is, who will triumph? Rated T for language. No pairings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2005
Summertime by X-parrot reviews
[complete] SLASH This wasn't the way Richie had planned to come out.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Atlantis by Reona reviews
The city of Atlantis wishes to speak with her new people.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Complex by Linen Tartaruga reviews
Alchemical Assessments aren’t the only things a State Alchemist has to prove himself in. Edward meets the Military’s new psychologist the Military's new psychologist likes jumping to conclusions...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by Ophiuchus reviews
Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Danny Shadow by Ellen Brand reviews
Danny's beside himself... literally! And not all of what's come out of his head is friendly...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Hurricanes and Sisters by Fire Tears reviews
Both are impressive forces of nature. Sharon knows more than she's supposed to, less than she should, and can't seem to find a happy medium. [VirgilRichie]
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by Blaze Freyidi reviews
Harry and the twins get a bit friendly late one night at the Burrow. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Liebevolle by MosesRecinly42 reviews
Al swallowed the bile in his throat and forced himself not to cry. He wanted Ed to stop, he could feel his guilt about theirs act weighing down on him, applying a crushing pressure... Elricest Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
House Call by VincentM reviews
A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Learning to Vanquish by HumanTales reviews
COMPLETED. Continuation of Counterparts. A sixth year story as close to canon as I can manage, with my predictions as to what will happen. Chapter 15: The endoftheyear debriefing with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,263 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Midnight Contemplations by Ellen Brand reviews
Jack does some thinking after Million Dollar Ghost.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Vanitas Vanitatorum by Fate VII reviews
When one starts to think that Toguro -- nay, even Achilles -- had a point with their youth and vanity, then you know you're getting old. Kuwabara receives a handful of late-night visitors of the demon variety.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara
Tech Support by VincentM reviews
Richie is grounded. He has a nice chat with his mother. Oh, and the Watchtower is crashing. (Crossover with JLU)
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2005
Iterum atque Iterum by Nimbirosa reviews
The war is over with the Light as victor, but at a terrible price. Many lie slain, and the new generation is haunted by bittersweet memories of the old. When Fate grants Harry a second chance, however, nothing happens quite the way it is supposed to...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Quid Pro Quo by Hysteria82 reviews
Edward Elric had known and understood equivalent exchange even at the tender age of twelve. It was one of the many hard lessons life beaten into his head time and time again. Warning: TuckerEd, RoyEd. Noncon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Edward E., Shou T.
Falter by iamzuul reviews
Even a person with the strongest convictions may feel themselves occasionally falter. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
A Glimpse by Kaleyanne reviews
The Kuwabara siblings are chased by a demon one dark night... The catch? They're not even ten years old.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005 - K. Kuwabara, Shizuru K. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Finding Kudo by Shota Fairy reviews
HattorixShinichi (takes place during Holmes Freak Murder episode) Hattori’s obsession with Kudo is undeniable. Alone at the Holmes Lodge, will Hattori get what he wants from Conan’s alter ego? Or will circumstance and a six year-old body foil his plans?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2005
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/15/2005
Killing Time by Akku-chan reviews
Yusuke meets Harry Potter but doesn't know it. How can you meet Harry Potter and NOT know it? Read and find out. One-shot (This was something silly I made.)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Fortunate Voyager by Mara Greengrass reviews
When the X-Men unexpectedly appear on the Enterprise NX-01, both sides are in for culture shock and a rough ride.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Cyclops
The Fuzzy End of the Lollipop by Merlin Missy reviews
Co-written with Constance Eilonwy. Thanks to Mr. Mxyzptlk, the League learns how the other half lives. Complete.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,845 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Different Timeline by Ryan Chessman aka Crys reviews
Harry wakes up to find the world changed around him AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Making Sex by Fire Tears reviews
Luffy has made yet another kitchen raid, and Zoro doesn’t mind playing along. [LuffyZoro]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Wild Flower by Peacewish reviews
On the run and desperate to get offplanet, Li hitched a ride on a scrappy old cargo ship. But this ship has its secrets too. Will he ever solve the puzzle that is Sakura?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,682 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Titans 14: Interlude at the Drake's by Bumpkin reviews
Conner dropped in on Tim to find out why he wasn't wearing the Robin suit anymore, what if he hadn't left before meeting the reason?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Connor K./Superboy, Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by betty brant reviews
Movieverse. Goes AU from a scene in the second movie. Pairing: Peter&MJ. Fluffy fic. After Peter misses her play, MJ decides she's had enough of his excuses. Peter has to come up with a new approach or else. Complete!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
Well That Explains A Lot by Leesy Metallium reviews
Remus Lupin is tired. When one is tired, one makes mistakes. Sirius Black is Sirius Black. When one is Sirius Black, one is highly oblivious and makes huge blundering errors. In amongst all this, Fred and George Weasley might finally meet their idols.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., George W. - Complete
Contabescence by slipstream reviews
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away... Follows the events of Robin 125
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2004
Complications by Geno Calamari reviews
While capturing the Kyuubi, Uchiha Itachi finds true adversaries in the form of Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Normal For One Night by Kaleyanne reviews
Yusuke's POV. Keiko's convinced him, Kuwabara, and their school friends to spend one night in normal teenage activity... only to have their very unnormal friends show up halfway through. Thoughtful, not humorous. KuwaYuki, YusKei. [Edited and reuploaded
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Childish Things by Betula reviews
An account of a Team 7 mission through the eyes of an outsider. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Where No Mutant Has Gone Before by Alara Rogers reviews
Charles Xavier finds himself in a strange land. X-Men Movieverse/Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Eye to Eye by Kaleyanne reviews
An evening before the Dark Tournament Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei are in their own little training camp, just interacting and reflecting.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Shatter Bone by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
On a mission, 10-year-old chuunin, Kakashi, is seperated from his team. [Violence, sexual assualt on a child]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2004
Pursuance by KosagiNoLegion reviews
The wicked flee where no man pursueth... A Chounoryouku Hattori Heiji Fic: Completed!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Heiji H., Aoko N. - Complete
Buffy the Youkai Slayer by Sharibet reviews
Buffy & Inuyasha Xover: Buffy's vacationing in Tokyo when the Watcher's Council asks her to deal with a demon infestation at the Higurashi Shrine. IY Fanguild Best Xover for Winter 2003. IYKag
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,186 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
What I Like About Winter by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] In which Yue sends mixed messages, Kero is a royal pain, and Touya is confused. And what does Yue like about winter, if anything? A light and WAFFy fic. Shounen-ai, TYY.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Tōya K., Yue - Complete
Whistling Past the Graveyard by Vathara reviews
Tristan visits Bakura... this is never good. Companion piece to Foreign xChange.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2003 - H. Honda/Tristan T., R. Bakura - Complete
Present Time by alandrem reviews
ON HOLD Inuyasha discovers the present is more dangerous than he was led to believe.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,788 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Friends by Darklady reviews
(slash) A chance meeting between Captain Marvel and....
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 10/6/2001
Yusuke Urameshi, Private Investigator by srusse87 reviews
*COMPLETE* rated PG for mild swearing. I've always thought it stupid that they had Yusuke selling noodles at the end of the series. I decided to change that...he still works for Koema and has to go deal with the local police in order to continue working
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Complete
What's in the Backpack by jeffs reviews
The thoughts of Kagome's Mother as she packs the backpack... added new items & thank you's to reveiws
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Alter Egos by Aishuu reviews
Yukito and Yue... where does one end and the other begin? To maintain his happiness with Touya, Yuki goes to a counselor and drags her into his world on a dark odyssey that will strain the boundaries of the human psyche... COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Yukito T., Yue - Complete
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Of Heroes and Villains and Partners by X-parrot reviews
SLASH Smallville xover. 'Give it up. They know.'
Crossover - Static Shock & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Rooftops by Vathara reviews
Hudson, a blind lawyer and conversation. Crossover with Daredevil.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Tea Leaves by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
An AU in which Tom Riddle's mother survives... and in a few years finds a friend in another abandoned lover, Rubeus Hagrid's father, after Fridwulfa's departure. Prelude to the Stepbrothers series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Complete
The New Boy by LizBee reviews
AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin. Snape is watchful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lesser Deities by Talia Ali reviews
Just a little one-shot involving Yami, Joey, and a toaster.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Complete
Ghost by misha2 reviews
With encouragement from his father, Akira decides to test the strength of the new beginner dan Shindo Hikaru.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/19/2002
Philosophy By Starlight by Seifergrrl reviews
When Inu-Yasha has another fight with Kagome, Miroku decides that it's time to educate him in the error of his ways... with a festival and some sake? A story of friendship -- Part 2 of the Friendship Duology.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2002
A Different Game: The Sidelines by Reichenbach reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A companion piece to Charlene Edwards' A Different Game. (You might not understand it, if you haven't been reading that. CHARLENE'S FINALLY POSTING TO FF.NET--check out the NW section)Young Justice learns that Robin is accused of murder. R/R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2001 - Published: 10/11/2001 - Complete
A Whale of a Time by Keleka reviews
What happened on earth in STIV: The Voyage Home AFTER Kirk et al. left with the whales?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/1999
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Clean Up
Gray helps with spring cleaning after the Grand Magic Games and finds something interesting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2015
Changes reviews
Kon runs and thinks about Bart and growing up.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008
Impulse: Prison Break reviews
Impulse talks to Poison Ivy.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008
Epilogue
An epilogue for the play. Hortio's telling of what happened.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008
Act 1, Scene 5 reviews
A rewrite of Act 1, Scene 5 of Hamlet with some mushiness.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008
Fire reviews
A vague poem about Naruto symbolized by fire.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete