Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans.
HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (and probably don't give two shits about):
Books I love: Harry Potter (well, now, duh!), the Firebringer trilogy, Blood and Chololate, the Sweep series, the Pit Dragon trilogy, the Ravenscliff series, A Gift of Magic, Saint of Dragons, Twitches, Fearless series, The Devil's Door, Demonata, and soooooooooooo many others that I don't have time to write. Books I Hate: A Series of Unfortunate Events, and, um, yeah...
TV SHOWS AND CARTOONS I LOVE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Peter Laird is my HERO!!), CSI, Law and Order: SVU, Teen Titans, Nashville Star, American Idol (which is not anywhere near as good as Nashville Star, but w/e.) TV SHOWS AND CARTOONS I HATE: Ummm... pretty much anything not listed above. Not so into the whole TV thing. I especially hate Sponge...Sponge...Can't finish name (He's a gay pedophile sponge. Can someone please explain this to me?)
MOVIES I LOVE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1, 2, and 4. 3 kinda sucked), The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one -- didn't like the second), X-Men, IT, The Tommyknockers, Rose Red, The Land Before Time (Make fun of me and die), anything with Vin Diesel, Orlando Bloom, or Viggo Mortinsen in it. MOVIES I HATE: Um, can't think of any right now.
MUSIC I LOVE: (Uh, how much time do ya'll have?) Chris Young, Miranda Lambert, Erika Jo, Gretchen Wilson, Kenny Chesney, Sara Evans, Brad Paisley, Big & Rich, CowBoy Troy, Shania Twain, Jessica Andrews, Trace Adkins, Montgomery Gentry, Lonestar, Chely Wright, Shelly Fairchild, Julie Roberts, Jason Meadows, Rascal Flatts, Jody Evans (no relation to Sara, who is mentioned above), Phil Vassar, Lee Ann Womack, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Neal McCoy, LeAnn Rimes, Jo Dee Messina, Terri Clark, Sugarland, Dixie Chicks, Joe Diffie, Joe Nichols, Tricia Yearwood-Brooks (CONGRATS!), SheDaisy, Alan Jackson, George Strait, Blake Shelton, Keith Urban, Jamie O'Neal, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, June Carter Cash, Keith Whitley (sp?) (OK, so I'm a music freak. Deal with it. I also play guitar, mandolin, and write songs.) MUSIC I CAN PUT UP WITH: Green Day, Simon & Garfunkul (I admit, I'm a loser.), Counting Crows, The Streets MUSIC I HATE: Brooks & Dunn, rap (British rap's OK), heavy metal, Brittany Spears, Christina Agulera (that's spelled SO wrong), "girl groups" ( I think that's the POLITE name for them), and "boy bands" (again, I'm being polite), hip-hop,
MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
"I don't give two shits" -my personal motto
"People who write fanfics need friends" - my other motto
"Ain't nobody don't like no parfaits" - Donkey (I actually don't like parfaits)
"Need CHOCOLATE!" -my way of life
"I would like you to notice this man's proximity. Front row. I would like to note what he has in his hand. Binoculars." - Chely Wright, at a concert I went to
"Titans, GO!" -Robin, in almost every episode ever.
"Don't make me send you to another dimension." -Raven, in Every Dog Has His Day
"Great idea, Robin. Put RAVEN in charge of the kids." - Raven, from 'Hide and Seek'
"Du...Duh...DUCKY!" -Spike, The Land Before Time IV, Journey Through The Mists
"All men are created equal. That's too bad, now, ain't it?" -Not really sure who said it, but I agree
"Men are living proof that women can take a joke." -See above
"It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution." - Same as previous
"ARMY: Ain't Ready for the Marines Yet." - It's a Marine quote that my brother (Lance Corporal of the USMC) taught me
"USMC: Us Suckers Miss Christmas." - See previous
"MARINE: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected." That one's an Army quote.
"I have watched Mark Wright and actually learned a lot from him. That's actually complete bullshit, but it sounded good, didn't it?" -John Rich, on the DVD from Gretchen Wilson's dualdisk of "All Jacked Up"
"Krispy Kreme: More of a religion, actually, than a donut." - Gaia Moore, Fearless # 36 Gone
"And their son, Paul, is a shoe." - Becca Ely
"So, Auntie Jo's husband, Billy, was abused by his mother, so he's really scared of Auntie Jo. He runs out of the room whenever she comes in." -Becca Ely "Did I mention that they have three kids?"
"Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy..." Ummm... that's kind of an inside joke between me and (guess who?) Becca Ely
"Some old guy wouldn't give you some money, so you stole a hummer and tried to run over his taco stand?" - Jim Brass
"Anything you say can, and will, be misquoted and used against you." - It was on a T-Shirt somewhere
"I stand by all the misstatements I've made." - President George W. Bush (I hate his guts!)
BB/Rae: I believe in this 100 percent. Anyone who writes Rob/Rae, Cy/Rae, BB/Terra or BB/Star should be shot.
Cy/Rae: I'm sorry, it would be like dating your older brother. SICK AND WRONG!
Rob/Rae: GAH! NO! DIE! Excuse me while I kill myself!
Star/Rob: almost as adiment in this as I am in BB/Rae.
BB/Star: NO! Fuck anyone who supports this pairing. I hope God smites you!... Oh wait... I don't believe in God. But if I did, I'd tell him to SMITE YOU! You and all like you!
Star/Cy: OH MY FUCKING GOD! You have completely lost your mind if you support this.
Cy/Bee: Definitely one of my favorite Cyborg pairings. I can absolutely see the attraction. (And Becca, if you say something about children again, I will still have the same two words to say to you: ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION!)
Cy/T-Car: I LIKE IT! These are just so funny, I can't help but support the idea.
Cy/Sarism: I like, but he's never gonna see her again, so these aren't too realistic.
Cy/OC: Sure, why not? I don't tend to care who he's with, so long as it's not Raven or Star. I just want him to have SOMEONE!... Or buy him a new computer to...ahem...entertain himself with.
Cy/Jinx: I like. Alright, so she's actually with Kid Flash, but there are some really well-written fics for this pairing out there.
Flashy/Jinx: works for me.
Flashy/Becca: Works for HER!
Aqualad/Speedy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! They are SO cute together!
BB/Terra: I WILL KILL THE FUCKING LITTLE BITCH! SHE MUST DIE! I WILL INVENT A WAY TO GO INSIDE THE TELEVISION AND KILL HER! THEN I WILL GET RAVEN TO HELP ME BRING HER BACK TO LIFE AND I WILL KILL HER AGIAIN! AND I WILL KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAYS TO KILL HER!
April/Casey: How cute were they in the new movie? C'mon now, admit it, they almost made you barf.
Don/Leo: NO! Just no.
Mike/Raph: Seriously, haven't you caught on to the fact that I DON'T DO INCEST?
MY APPEARANCE: A little shorter than average (about 5'1") almost death pale, brown hair with blonde tips, blue-ish eyes, and I wear glasses if that helps.
SEX: female (hence the name Crazy Coww LADY)
PERSONALITY: Do you really wanna go there? I have OCD, perfectionism, and a mild case of dyslexia. I'm also completely insane, which is probably proved by the fact that I talk to myself almost every minute I'm awake. Picture that, add an addiction to caffeine and multiple personalties, and you've got me.
as to my STORIES:
Finally writing again. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! I'm sooooooo sorry. It should happen by the end of the summer (I hope).
P.S.: Don't ask about the two w's in coww. You probably had to be there to understand. Now, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!