Author has written 8 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Tales of Symphonia, Inuyasha, and Fruits Basket.
BONJOUR. C'EST MOI! SEXYSESSHIESAMA, LA FEMME DE FLUFFYSESSHYSAMA! AH, OUI OUI!
LIFE IS UNFAIR
In my opinion, things can be perfect. To me, things are perfect not when nothing goes wrong or there are no imperfections, but when the imperfections dont matter and the whole can be beautiful in spite of them. True love is perfect, to me, because it is beautiful and flawed as we are, but it works anyways. My parents would be an example; it if was perfect it wouldn't be beautiful because it would be boring and inhuman.
True love is nothing but pain. The sweetest pain you will ever experience. The kind you don't want to end.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT: Me, the authoress, and Sarah, my girlfriend: JULY 5th
Me: I CANNOT RESIST TEMPTATION!
Me: That makes no sense, but okay.
I have been a very bad kitten. My dad is always saying so, and not for the first time he is absolutely right. I have been away for far too long, a lot has happened, and I feel terrible. And my inability to work on things is not even going to cut it, because I've had a computer in my room for a while, and the move is no excuse either because we moved in a while ago. And to add insult to injury I've had computer access in my room for a while, no matter how evil the connection. I am so very sorry. Please forgive me, I will make it up to you. Summer is here, school can no longer be an excuse (like I haven't always been wasting my time anyway). I will get better, I will make myself get better. I started off with answering reviews and updating a few things, now I shall tidy up my bio and use my free time to write more, since I have no life and no job. Although I do have to take care of my brother, cook, and clean. HA! how funny.
Let us begin.
COME TO ME: I want to be contacted: I am desperate: Sad, I know:
Email (AOL): MadSciGrl@aol.com
Email (Hotmail/MSN): email@example.com
Email (Yahoo): firstname.lastname@example.org
MySpace: I'm All Woman!...Or At Least Half!
ABOUT ME: You know you wanna know everything about me:
I am an anime freak who loves to read and write. I also love French, Photography, Physics, cats, dogs, Vampires, music, and both genders. I have a girlfriend, her name is Sarah. A lot has changed since my last bio, which no one read anyway. I know have internet in my room and three brothers, only one of which is actually related to me. In the course of my life I have had 22 crushes, not counting guys I was attracted to and celebs/anime characters. Then there would be a lot more. My favorite books are the Lioness, Immortals, and Protector of the Small Quartets, mostly the first two, as well as Trickster's Choice and Queen, which I read in reverse order (sequel and then beginning). I want to attend NYU and become a bona fide author. I idolize Marilyn Monroe and my father. I AM FREAKING OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRES! I am bisexual. I love blood. I am a freak, emo yet not. I am lazy and often suffer Maddy's Block, since I never get Writer's Block, because I always have plenty of ideas. I am the daughter of the Fire God and a Vampiress.I HAVE A PUPPY NAMED PI! Short for the Dread Pirate Roberts from the Princess Diaries.
I was born Febraury 24th. My best friends are Carly, Jimmie, Hope, and Tegan. My favorite colors are blue, green, red, black, and silver. I love the Stephanie Plum novels and Tamora Pierce's work...AND SUSHI!
My Girlfriend --Sarah, aka Hunny, aka Kitten
My Band --Evanescence
My Anime --Inu-Yasha, aka Inu, aka IY
My Ani-Hubby--Sesshomaru, aka Sesshie, aka FluffySesshySama
My Authors --Tamora Pierce and Janet Evanovich, aka Tammy and Jannie
My Books -- TAMORA PIERCE's Trio of Quartets, Alanna the Lioness, Immortals, Protector of the Small, Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen (chronological order)...Immortals, Lioness, Trickster, Protector (order of faviness); JANET EVANOVICH's Stephanie Plum Novels (One For The Money, Two For The Dough, Three To Get Deadly, Four To Score, High Five, High Six, read so far; Seven Up, reading; Hard Eight, To The Nines, Ten Big Ones...)
Song of the Lioness Quartet: Book I: Alanna: The First Adventure
One For The Money
My Animal, Felines, aka Cats, aka Kitties
My Creature, Vampires, aka Vamps
My Food, Sushi, aka AWESOMENESS, aka Raw Fish That Kicks Your Ass
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY:
Most Important...Family: Mom, Dad, Little Brother Elias, Big Brother Mark, and Big Brother Matt
Most Important...Friends: Jamila aka Jimmie, Carly aka Cawwy-chan, Hope aka Hopey, and Tegan aka Teggie
MUSIC: There is a lot: Too much: I will never get it all:
On My iTunes: Akon, All-American Regects, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Coldplay, EVANESCENCE, Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Tatu, The Killers,Eminem, The Ying Yang Twins, Missy Elliot, Puffy Ami Yumi, Gorillaz, FROU FROU, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Hoobastank, Trapt, Switchfoot, Seether, Avril Lavigne, Madonna, Natasha Beddingfield, Kelly Clarkson, D.H.T., CASCADA, Michael Jackson, Sean Paul, Ludacris, R. Kelly, Guns n' Roses, System of a Down, Breaking Benjamin, Bon Jovi, Queen, Relient K, Eiffel 65, Placebo, Smashmouth, Led Zeppelin, the Eurythmics, Jem, Cindy Lauper, Jewel, Madison Park, Gewn Stefani, Pink, Sheryl Crow, Marilyn Manson, H.I.M.
ANIME/MANGA: A lot here too: I get it from my friends:
Absolute Favs: Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho
PAIRINGS: This is easier to do: Lots of yaoi: Even though I love yuri more: Sometimes:
QUOTES: I hope I find all those random papers: I am sad I don't have more: I miss Physics:
"Just Kidding." -- Girl from my Algebra Based Physics class. Now the teacher uses it a lot, and it's a bit of an inside joke.
"Death to all and to all a good night." -- Me. I love that phrase; came up with it around the holidays. MwahaHA!
"...But i remember it existing, and how much it hurt..." -- Me. A friend's favorite part of a poem of mine. Which was a convo she said sounded poetic. She's a dork like that.
"They're all dead. The end is near." -- Chaptic Insomnia/Irony Is Sexy/Dork from above. She quotes herself a lot. It's from a short SHORT story of hers.
"Whee! Wearing a dress is fun!" -- Jung-Woo, Kill Me Kiss Me. Inspired by CI.
"Fuck you and have a nice day." -- 8 Mile. Love the movie, and this quote rocks! I say it semi-often. LOL.
"Heck YES!" -- A friend of mine. KuramaGirl44. She says this a lot. I LOVE HER SO! ...And they say she's a dork, lol.
"...Are you implying something?" -- Also said a lot by KG44. Mostly to me, when I'm being suggestive, nasty, and/or perverted. Ah, don't you just love me? LOL.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -- Probably misquoted. Did not originate from KG44, but she says it a lot, so there ya go.
"POKE!" -- Me and my insane poking fetish.
"Dot dot dot..." -- Me and many of my friends. It symbolizes -- OMG! -- "..."
"Read and a Review or DIE!" -- IrisJean, my old motto.
"Whoo, what fun." -- My super cool, super awesome, super funny ABP teacher, Mr.Walz...I think. Maybe.
"Don't try this at home." -- Classmate from ABP. The one who came up with "Just Kidding."
"That takes talent." -- Probably from ABP. I don't remember. I got these and then didn't get on, so...meh.
"Yield to mass." -- Mr. Walz in his infinite wisdom.
"Stub my toe because I love you." -- CI making fun of the emo song.
"Let's stick our hands out the car window and rip our arms out of there sockets. Yee-ha, what fun." -- Definitely misquoted Mr. Walz. It happened today, but I didn't write enough to remember, dammit.
"Have any of you ever gone sky-diving?" "No." "Well, you should, andas your falling think:'Wow...so this is what 9.80 m/s/s feels like (acceleration due to gravity).""Have you?" "Yes, I have." "Was that your first thought?" "The first time I did it I thought, 'Oh god, oh god, I'm gonna die', but the second time I did think, 'So this is what 9.80 m/s/s feels like'." -- Mr. Walz and class, once again misquoted. I don't remember too well, dammit.
"You live in your world, I'll live in mine." -- Mr. Walz to ABP class.
"I think the all boys school got a little too close." -- Will Ferrel, kid in my English class. We were talking about the novel we're reading -- A Separate Piece -- and how the Narrator/Main Character Gene is definitely in love with his best friend, Phineas/Finny.
"Ohmigod, I so totally wanna slit my wrists now, yo." -- Me being the preppy ghetto emo kid.
"We turn nothing into something." -- Me at my birthday party, explaining how we are. We did nothing, yet it was so awesome. It ended only a little while ago...an hour and a half, roughly. It kicked so much ass!
"...and I'm about to the point where my threats won't be just threats. I will castrate them with plastic sporks." -- Shadow Vampiress on our first IM convo talking about people from her school. Hil-fucking-larious. I love you people...
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away." -- A chain letter my Grandma sent me.
FROM SAME CHAIN LETTER:
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
"Thank you for your time!" -- Guess where that came from, lol.
"As fierce as pudding." -- Trickster's Choice, Aly describing Rihani
"Oops, look at that...damn, I accidentally kicked the wife beater. Shoot, I’m so careless, I accidentally kicked him again. Want me to make him jump?" "No! No jumping!" -- High Five, Lula and Stephanie Plum
"People who come out of jail are always talking about 'finding God' and 'discovering ing Jesus'. I always thought that was odd. I didn’t realize they were lost."
"Mom! Timmy’s got an M&M stuck up his nose!" "Children. You know how it is." "Actually, I have a hamster. Hard to get an M&M up his nose." -- High Five, Stephanie Plum novel, a woman and Stephanie Plum
"True love is nothing but pain. The sweetest pain you’ll ever experience. The kind of pain you don’t want to end." -- A Furuba Fic (Hanajima)
"Pain is fleeting, chicks dig scars, and victory is forever."
"Homophobia is gay."
"Yay Go Gay" -- Some Werewolf movie
"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." -- A sign in But I'm A Cheerleader
"My little dyke." -- What my mom calls me, no lies
"Boobs!" -- My older brother, Matt
"And if he won't drop the charges, I'll still have a chance to kill myself." "Exactly." -- Hot Six, Stephanie Plum novel, Carol something and Stephanie Plum
"Kill me before I admit you’re beautiful. Kill me before I love you. Kill me before I kiss you. Kill me before I make you mine." -- A friend's quote from MSN
"If you have a flame, use it for something more productive, like setting your clothes on fire." -- H. S. Hines
"I was laughing because you’re overreacting," Kagome said. "Hair’s nothing. When Mama and Dad brought Souta home from the hospital, he poked me in the eye and then peed on me."
"Most women would have an orgasm on the spot to find Morelli sitting in their car. He had that effect. I’d known Morelli for most of my life, and I almost never had an on-the-spot orgasm, anymore. I need at least four minutes." -- Stephanie Plum
"It’s an animal thing."
"If she wasn’t your grandmother I’d kill her." -- Ranger, Stephanie Plum Hot Five
"I’m Catholic by birth, but in my personal religion, the Trinity will forever be the Father, the Son, and the Holy Jelly Doughnut." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six
"Good thing he’s dead, or that would have hurt like the devil." -- Lula, Hot Six
"Then I imagined Morelli shooting Bob, and that wasn’t a good picture." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six (Bob staying at Morelli's, imagining him lonely with only a pizza box to chew on, eating his furniture, favorite chair, etc)
"You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me." -- Ranger, Hot Six
"I made a face and stuck my tongue out. Ranger smiled. 'Trying to get me excited?'" -- Ranger and Stephanie Plum, Hot Six
"I hope it was Morelli. I wouldn’t mind being cuffed by Morelli." -- Lula, Hot Six
"I had my hand to my heart. Rex was okay. That was all I cared about." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six, after hearing about her apartment getting trashed
"You never go without underwear." -- Ranger, Hot Six
"Think my heart stopped twice on my way over here." -- Morelli, Hot Six
"I never faint you must be mistaken." -- Stephanie's mom, after learning that her arm was in a sling because she had gotten shot (only grazed), Hot Six
"I’ve had a very good day. Except for you getting shot." -- Morelli, Hot Six
"He was not stalking some pathetic human. He was stalking Miroku, the oddest human he’d ever met in his long lifetime." -- the fic Fallen by HieiAijin1410, Sesshomaru
"He's old, he kills people, and he's dating my grandmother." -- Stephanie Plum, Seven Up
"The economy has since improved, and there's no good reason why I'm still tracking down bad guys, except that it annoys my mother and I don't have to wear panty hose to work." -- Stepahnie Plum, Seven Up
"That's a mountain of poop." -- Lula, Hot Six, commenting on what Bob did in the McDonald's parking lot
"What's the big deal back there? Well, what did Bob know? Someone had whacked his doodles offwhen he was just a puppy. Bob was left with some extra skin and a distant memory. Bob didn't have a mother waiting for grandchildren. Bob didn't have all this pressure!" -- Stepahnie Plum, Hot Six, thinking about her life with Bob in the backseat
"Thrashing around, thinking erotic thoughts. No doubt about it. I was a hopeless slut. It's all hormones. It's not my fault I have too many hormones." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six
"No! No shooting!" -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six, wanting some guys off her tail
"Rex knows how to handle a crisis." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six, her hamster
"And Rex was standing at attention, doing his grizzly bear impresonation." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six, her life being threatened in her apartment by a crazy man
"It's not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six, just rammed her indestructible car into the one of her worst enemy who was tailing her
"Other women have mothers who get sick and go to nursing homes or die in their beds. Not me. I have a mother who wears spandex. What did I do to deserve this?" -- Stephanie's mother, Hot Six
"Well thank God. I thought you had left your bra in Morelli’s car." -- Stephanie Plum's mom, Ellen, Hot Six
"Shit! Now what? It’s always something! Grandmothers and murderers and pagers going off. I can’t take this anymore." -- Morelli, Hot Six
"I hope this conversation counts as foreplay because I’m feeling a real lack of self-control." -- Morelli, Hot Six
"Well?" -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
"If you weren’t my favorite grandson I’d put the eye on you." -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
"What’s going on here? You two aren’t living in sin again, are you?" -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
"Wait a minutes. You never asked me to marry you. You’re the one who doesn’t want to get married." -- Stephanie Plum, Hot Six
His pager beeped. "Damn!" He ripped the pager off his belt and threw it across the street. -- Morelli,Hot Six
"Where’s the ring?" -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
"I know what you’re up to. You want to get rid of us." -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
"I’m having a vision. I see grandchildren. Three boys and two girls..." -- Grandma Bella, Hot Six
...Then he unsnapped my jeans, hooked a finger into the waistband, and pulled me to him. "About that proposal, cupcake..." -- Morelli, Hot Six
"I'm not cocky, I'm confident. So when you tell me I'm the best, it's a compliment." -- Jimmie, MSN quote
"PUDDING!" -- Me, in varying tones
"You are the Black Angel of Death, and Pain, and Destruction!" proclaimed I to my friend Carly as we sat at my desk mere moments ago.
“Oooh, boybands and poptarts are the coolest!” -- Eva, from Confessions of a Runaway by Melody Fate
“I think fate puts assholes on the path of life so we just appreciate the good people more.” -- Eva
I know I have to work on my bio a lot. Please, bear with me. The road to recovery is conquered one step at a time. (Damn, now I sound like a junkie.)
LIFE IS UNFAIR
AU REVOIR, MES HOMMES ET FEMMES PETITS.