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Joined 10-13-05, id: 913136, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 1 story for My Little Pony, and Portal.

Age: 23

Name: KlutzyBear

Current mood: Sleepy and uninspired

Loves: Being Lazy, Video games, anime, martial arts, war movies, sandwichs, hamburgers, cat girls, Ponies, Fanart, nerdy women, and fanfics.

Dislikes: Mean people, apple pie, disappointing my fans milk, Killzone, any kind of stealth game (because I suck at'em) and Mario Kart Wii point system.

Anime List:

Ranma 1/2

Outlaw Star

Cowboy beobop

RosarioVampire

Trigun

Hyper Police

Pokemon

Lucky Star

Yugioh

Onegai Teacher

Shakugan no Shana

Kyou Kara Maou

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Fav anime females of all time:

1. Aisha Clan Clan (Kitty! But seriously, I actually LOVE her voice in the english version. No idea why, but it's most likely because she was the main reason I got into cat girls. o.o)

2. Shampoo

3. Mizore (Gasp! Stripe panties and a cute voice. God, I love the Japanese.)

4. Natsuki (She's a cat too, but she doesn't have tan skin. Still one of my favorites though)

5. Konata (An anime about an anime nerd? Swe-e-e-et!)

It's been awhile since I came to Fanfiction-- 'bout five years to be exact. My early works were dreadful self-insertions, because I found them to be unique and it was a fairly popular writting idea back then. But after awhile, people started to dismiss and even LOATHED them, so much so, that they wouldn't even give the first chapter a glance, even if you paid them. So I destroyed my early works (Thank you lord) and started from scratch. Although I do still have this nasty habit of writting only stories about OC's. I guess it's the only real way for me to be able to stay closely connected with my characters, which isn't a bad idea, but when you start to favor one guy over everyone else, then that'll lead to some pretty bland story telling.

Another nasty habit is that whenever I start on one story, my brain starts to get ahead of my hand and by that I mean: it pretty much sums up the story from beginning to end. The middle part is always fuzzy, but a few decent ideas come to mind. But here in lies the problem: IDEAS.

Ideas are normally a great way to start a story, you're free to do whatever you want in your own imagination, but when it comes to showing it to other people, you have to make sure there's enough room left for reason. My main problem is that I always get too MANY ideas for one story. In fact, I get so many of them, that I start to get side-tracked and suddenly want to start another story, even though my first one isn't done.

Bad, creative thinking, bad!

I know I'm not the only one that's experienced such problems, but still, it's very fustrating and I hate seeing all of the stories I've written over the years collect dust in my writting folder, but at the same time, I refuse to leave an unfinished story on here.

It's just not GROOVY baby.

Over the years, I've read a ton of fanfics on here. Some terriable, others stupendous, even today, with new games and anime coming out. I still find a few talented writers out there, expressing their own unique worlds through their own writting style.

I envy them so much, and I want to be apart of it, yet this problem of mine continues to contest with me!

The stories in my favorites section aren't just for show. I always carefully select the ones I find well written and have fairly interesting story ideas. Some of these authors can make their characters come alive, others can make impossible situations you could only think of after watching an action movie, and some are simply witty and charming. XD

I want to write like these kind of people. I want my characters to feel real, act real, and live in a world that's REAL. . . Well, at least a world with real life situations that are handled accordingly.

*Sighs*

It's times like these I wished I'd kept up my drawing skills as a child, otherwise I'd be able to draw the characters on paper, and end up with something like this guy/gal:

http://outlawstar-fans.deviantart.com/art/Anti-Aisha-ChildEatingMonster-13050846

Too bad, the only character I can draw now is a stick man with a mustache or some disfigured boobs. O_o

Hmm, one thing I do find troubling with my writting style is that I find my vocabulary and my punctuation are lacking. I've tried to enlist the help of Beta-Readers to fix this, but I've come to find that they're unreliable. So I'm forced to work on my stories by myself, causing me to grow weary, since it's a lot of work to fix up what you already wrote.

Hmm. . . It's been a long time since I wrote this much on my profile. Wonder where I got all of this from?

Fallout: Equestria

Luna vs The Microwave

The Night That Never Ended

SLEIPNIR

Xenophilia

My Better Life

Sophistication and Betrayal

And there are still so many more popping up I haven't mentioned.

Oh My god.

The inspiration this little comic gave me. Its Unfeckin' believable!

http://klutzybear.deviantart.com/#/d3hn0rn

I must make this a reality, I must!

FOR PONY!

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A Journey Beyond Sanity by The Warrior Of Twilight reviews
A young brony, just starting to get into the show, finds himself one day suddenly waking up literally into the show. To return home, he must reluctantly befriend and aid the world's heroic residents, guided by a voice in his head, all the while trying to keep his mental health in check. His name is Stardust Balance, this is his story.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 14h - Published: 1/9 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, OC
Tales of the Oppressed by Terran34 reviews
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm your typical college student trying to get a major in computer science. Except that all goes out the metaphorical door when some crazy guy running around in armor zaps me into a land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every color of the freaking rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as possible.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 110 - Words: 785,009 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, OC
Child of Heaven by jacques0 reviews
Throw a stone into a river and it causes ripples...A soft spoken yet courageous girl get thrown into the world of Fairy Tail and she start to cause ripples...some she might not be even aware of...Self insert.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 323,231 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/1/2013
The Misadventures of DJ by solid poison reviews
My name is Derrick Young but you can call me DJ. I was living a solitary, simple gamer life before I, how do I put this. Got transported to the land of Talking Magical Ponies? Yeah I know it's a lot to take in, but as much as I hate to admit it, it's true! And the worst part? They all think I'm cute like REALLY cute, its starting to scare me... Rated M for language, themes and ETC.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,936 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC, Queen Chrysalis
Destiny's Call: The tales of a foreigner in a familiar land by Zenith Starwalker reviews
I'm willing to bet that a lot of Bronies would love to visit the land of Equestria; if only to see it. I sorta got that wish... instead I find myself in a human variant of it known as Arcania. Not that I'm complaining of course, the day I got raptured over here was a college day anyway. (My apologies for some chapters lacking the pictures described in the story, they didn't import)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 721,418 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 5/5/2013
I Need A Meatshield- I Mean Hero! (Monster Girl Quest - Self Insert) by testpilot24 reviews
How would you expect a grand adventure to start? With a flair for the dramatic? No, no too obvious. Maybe then it could work that way. Everyone expects it to happen, so they think it won't happen, but it does! Subvert it then? How would you manage that? Have an ordinary day gone wrong?
Monster Girl Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/6
Faker by Nigris reviews
Patrick Falso is a man of many talents, like making costumes for conventions. But during his latest convention, everything turns for the worst as he gets caught between a fight for an old artifact which indadvertedly sends him into his favorite anime, One Piece. Now equipped with powers not of his own and a torn memory, watch as he travels the grand line on an adventure! (REVIEW!)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/25/2014 - OC
Diary of a Royal Footstool by maybeillbebaldo reviews
It's officially been a week since I began my life of forced servitude. If you had told me my occupation in life would be footstool to a lumbering fire-breathing turtle, I would have laughed until my sides split. The truth of the matter is that is exactly the turn my life took. Before I became ottoman for Bowser- King of the Koopas, I was just a regular 12 year old boy living in PA.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 120,064 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bowser, Paratroopa, Morton Koopa Jr., Kamek
The Rock Farmer's Daughters by CrazyNutBob reviews
AU; Pinkie Pie misses the Rainboom - as a result, she never becomes a party pony. Likewise, she never threw that party that inspired Cheese Sandwich to become a party pony. Even so, they meet when Cheese ends up stumbling into the nearby town, and begins working on the rock farm with Pinkamena and her sisters.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich - Complete
CrossWorld by Corpj123 reviews
After a boy is transported to the Pokemon World, via circumstances mysterious to him, he sets out, determined to return to his homeworld. Hiatus, for now. Will probably be continued in future, but no promises. [Indefinite Hiatus. Sorry, everyone.]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 161,713 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013
Nihilist's Curiosity by Atlanticfire reviews
In the face of an unbelievable reality, Michael accepts and adapts. How will this new world of super-powered Pirates, Marines, and psychopaths handle a genius with an indulgent personality? Gritty/Realistic/Dark/Sexual Content/ Trigger Warning
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,859 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014
Shatters of A Reflection by 3ndless reviews
An OC HiE. Jake Muller wanted nothing more then to be accepted in life. But how is supposed to when he was born to parents that abuse and neglect him. And in turn he closed his heart to the world around him. This is going to be in an AU so beware some ponies will be different.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,910 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, OC
Poking Pinkie Pie in the Pooper by SquirrelzKos reviews
[2nd Person Fic] Pinkie Pie is leaving you at home for a week so she can go run off to the Crystal Kingdom with her friends. You two lead a very loving romance, tons of sexual exploration. Perfect right? Well no matter what the situation she will not, under any circumstances let you stick it in her ass. Oh and boy do you love the ass.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 213,434 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Cup Cake
Soul of a Hero by Addiccus Phinch reviews
Death is not the end it used to be. A man dies young, and is given an offer he cant refuse. He comes back, now entered into the cycle of undeath, and placed into a world that while not his own, he knows well. Knights will stand beside him, and against him. Heroes of legend will face against beasts of lore. Gods will seek to manipulate the piece on the board that doesn't belong.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 85,280 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, OC
A New Strategy- Original Version by TREBOR117 reviews
I was just a guy who liked playing Yu-gi-oh! Now I've ended up in a world based around that game. And I might not be the only one. I have no idea what happened, or why I've been called here, but I do know one thing: If someone wants to duel me, I'm going to cut them down to size!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,423 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
I can be Social Probably Maybe by Heavensguard reviews
For what it is worth, I am socially awkward. It isn't a bad thing nor a good thing. What it does leave, is room to grow. Perhaps I need an experience. Perhaps I need something so completely out of the normal. Perhaps I need... a little pony?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie
Dungeon Keeper Gothic by gothicjedi666 reviews
Upon his death a normally well meaning Nerd is given the chance to embrace the darkness that has until now remained hidden in his heart. Freed from guilt and shame his lust of power, wealth and sexual gratification can be explored as he becomes one of many new Dungeon Keepers. Now follow his journey as he goes from one of many Keepers to the greatest of them all. Warnings inside.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeon Keeper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,079 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
An Ashakabi of a Different Feather by Garyu reviews
A new and vastly different person joins the game. See how an American messes with the Plan and throws it on it's head. OC x Akitsu/Saki/Uzume and others. Slight AU. Rated M for language, violence and nudity and adult situations. May include Lemons in future. Poll for additional additions to my OC's flock in profile.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,045 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - No. 10/Uzume, No. 07/Akitsu, OC, No. 55/Saki
Discordant Feelings by cartuneslover17 reviews
Sequel to "Could Have Been". Though the events of Discord are behind them, Twilight still thinks about the spirit of disharmony. Thoughts kept to herself, she realizes that some of the things she does remind her of him...and how she DOES miss him.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,435 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
My Little Teelo by Ardwolf reviews
Usually Human-Goes-To-Equestria stories involve bronies. What if instead the human involved is just outside the target demographic but violently allergic to rainbows and singing equines of a distinctly dazzling hue?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered Mind: Destruction by Krimson Rogue reviews
Book 3 of the Shattered Mind saga. His past revealed, his future determined. As Trevor faces his demons, he and Kaiten finally team up together to save the world from Kuja. But what happens when Trevor starts to hear a second voice?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,802 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Broken by Crystal RoseWing reviews
Just when Father thinks his life can't get any worse it does; when he finds out he has an biological child that he's now stuck with! But the bigger question is how is SectorV going to handle either having a new friend or enemy? Bad summary, story better..
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL - Complete
Familiar of ZerOOO by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
She wanted an incredible Familiar. He just wanted to hang out with his friends. One of them got their wish and it certainly wasn't him. Now he's trapped in a world of magic on his own, but with a weapon the likes of which have never been seen before.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 195,179 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
These Black Eyes by P0ST reviews
The ongoing adventures and experiences of the Teen Titans, as witnessed through the eyes of a silent newcomer.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 272 - Words: 2,635,020 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
I Made My Choice by Dark Raku reviews
When he was eight his parents had told him to send her into space, for his own protection. He did not. Years later he appears at the Duel Academy entrance exams, will he be able to survive the challenges of fate, and the consequences of his actions? AU
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,855 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yubel
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Same Story, Different Guy by RPGer reviews
Chapter 66: The Mouse Will Play
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 405,666 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2004
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Pokémon: The Journey by Mattias reviews
Come inside. Find mystical items, meet close allies, collect badges from hidden gyms and struggle to survive by constant appearances from Team Rocket. This isn't an ordinairy Pokémon journey it's a life journey. [First of Two Books]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,653 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Complete
My Little Test Subject reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete