Dr. Peyton Westlake
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Joined 10-13-05, id: 913137, Profile Updated: 08-24-16
Author has written 13 stories for X-overs, Brady Bunch, Space Ghost, Marvel, Parodies and Spoofs, Planet of the Apes, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Gilligan's Island, Escape from NY/LA, Tarzan, Lone Ranger, and I Am Legend.

I like to ride my bike with the banana seat right down Main Street while wearing a Dallas Cowboy football helmet as I sing Born to Be Wild.

At the supermarket, I like to load the cart carelessly past its limits with food and then bring it to the register only to excuse myself to get an item I forgot and never return.

During bouts of flatulence, I like to drive downtown to an upscale hotel that has a scheduled business conference and enter a crowded elevator. Then stand in the back to silently release a wonderful bouquet and blame it on whatever gentlemen seems to have the most expensive designer suit.

I enjoy exiting from the movies and spoiling the ending of the movie for people waiting on line to enter with a false scene. "I can't believe the wife killed the leprechaun with a box of spaghetti!"

Some mornings when the mood strikes me, I like to wake up and go to the local Dunkin' Donuts and stand outside the main entrance with a terrible case of bed head , sporting a five o'clock shadow ,dressed in a beer stained t-shirt, an ill fitted blazer, and tennis shoes with the laces untied and hand out business cards that read Lester Trask - Life Coach & Motivational Speaker.

I signed up to be an Uber driver, and like to see the expressions on travellers' faces when I surprise them showing up with a Radio Flyer wagon wearing my superhero Flash T-shirt.

Peyton Westlake resides in the United States and lives with his tolerant & saintly wife.

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Escape from Earth
Snake Plissken from Escape from NY/LA & Robert Neville from I AM LEGEND join to save mankind from the apocalypse. A FanFiction idea.
Crossover - Escape from NY/LA & I Am Legend - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Complete
On the Shore of this Uncharted Desert Isle reviews
The madness of Jonas Grumby, aka Skipper.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Complete
The LONE RANGER V THE MAN with NO NAME
Fan fiction idea for 2 iconic western characters
Crossover - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo & Lone Ranger - Rated: K - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
TARZAN on PLANET of the APES reviews
fan fiction idea for a re-imagining of the 2 franchises
Crossover - Planet of the Apes & Tarzan - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
the Beast of Brookside Drive
3rd unit about my neighborhood. Norman versus the beast.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 1/31/2011
The Battle for Brookside Drive
2nd unit about my neighborhood. Marty Connors, man on a mission.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Abby reviews
my sick sense of humor at work.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Marvel Universe idea reviews
A general idea that runs thru the Marvel comics universe.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008
Space Ghost Origin reviews
There isn't much background on this character out there...so here is mine
Space Ghost - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
a man named Brady reviews
the madness of King Brady.
Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Kill Russell
flash fiction piece
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Brookside Drive
1st unit about my neighborhood, a flash fiction piece
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete
First Impression
a flash fiction piece
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete