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Author has written 6 stories for Bleach.
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Eros Magna by Yumiii reviews
Corporal Rivaille vowed one thing to himself: to never fall in love, especially with a scout legion, for death is an inevitable fate. Yet, there's this damn kid who just wouldn't die. (ErenXLevi)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,935 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Height Issues by aogiri reviews
Rivaille and Eren always have issues kissing because Eren tries to bend down to kiss but Rivaille just shoves his head away because having Eren lean down makes him feel short. A short fluff where Eren and Rivaille just can't seem to kiss. EreRi, Fluff
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
The Hollow's Desires by imslightlydead reviews
Dark Ichigo has the desire to kill, battle, and consume the very body that is rightfully the orange haired Soul Reaper's. Bit by bit, as Ichigo fights, he loses pieces of himself yet...maybe Dark Ichigo doesn't really want the body after all. [adopted by: Shirosaki Ichigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,613 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Catch me if you Can by Anonymous Saru reviews
Naruto is the famous cat burglar Kyuubi, Sasuke's a little obsessed with Kyuubi, Gaara likes killing people, Neji's a spy? What will happen when Naruto and Co. pull off their biggest heist yet? -- AU, slight hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,193 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Imperfect by Eyvindr reviews
Looking at Captain Kurotsuchi Mayuri now, nobody would believe that he, too was once a rookie. Actually his was a career that started a bit lower than the normal. From a few meters lower. Like the sewers... UraharaxMayuri
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,053 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Mayuri K., K. Urahara
Leaps and Bounds by lilacbird reviews
Gold and Silver learn that a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, as they attempt to normalize their awkward relationship. GoldxSilver, huntershipping. R&R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 175,218 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
No Homo by Corvin reviews
Of all the blind dates Gaara had been set up on, this was the gayest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by Dracoqueen22 reviews
A series of ficlets. Eventual Gin/Ichigo. Sequel to Falling Inside the Black. Ichigo adjusts to life in Hueco Mundo and slowly finds the path he wants to take. AU after Chapter 295.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,256 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Respite by ForeverFinally reviews
ShiShi themed. Ash is going home for a much needed holiday, but he's in for something of a surprise. Features include hot chocolate in the first chapter.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,000 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
No Mr Ketchum, You Can't Have A Baby by S.A. Tsukasa reviews
In which Ash seeks advice on a rather delicate subject.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Vampire Dreams by Dragon Fairies reviews
Jack has been hiding something since the first left Paris. Now that Camazotz is dead and gone they've all made it back to London. Will Jack tell anyone and what will he do as he slowly falls for his best friend? Spoilers for 2&3
Vampire Plagues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2006
The Seireitei Seraglio by Cuchulainntain reviews
Ichigo Harem Fic. Ichigo contemplates how his life has changed since he became a Shinigami. His thoughts are interrupted when he's abducted. Parody. The infatuations increase. Over 18's only. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Dip In Hell by JoyHeart reviews
After Cartman went psycho, Pip ended up dead in hell with Damien. Damien thinks Pip is a french maid. Semi-Sequel of Cartman X Kyle, following my master plan of stories. Dip and Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Cravings by She-bop reviews
yaoi; Ichigo, Hichigo, Urahara, Shinji, Kon, Kensai, Uryu; fluffy multi-chapter hurt/comfort type peice; focuses on the development of Ichigo's sexuality after Instinct with Shinji as his S.O.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 248,342 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Shinji H. - Complete
Even Without Mistletoe by Zombiegait reviews
Gold/Silver. Kissing Gold is a lot like Christmas.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Blood and Gore and Yaoi Oh My by BonneNuit reviews
AU One shot KenseixIchigo Zombie Kensei wants to mate with Ichigo. He's not a Hollywood zombie, but he does lust for blood and flesh... and Ichigo. Please read the warnings!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Kensei M. - Complete
Doubled spirit by Curimuch reviews
A usual day at the Dragon's Den for Silver becomes unusual when Lance and Clair challenge him and Hibiki to a two on two fight. Strangely, being teamed up with Hibiki brings a pounding sensation and strength out of him to win. HG/SS
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by BonneNuit reviews
This is a ShirosakixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-six chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,114 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Juxtaposed by The Two Sides Of Fate reviews
\CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SERIOUS REVISION/ After his final battle with Ichigo in the inner world the hollow wakes up in a situation he didn't quite expect. Could a 'normal' life really be possible for a hollow? No pairings. Rated T for profanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,471 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers by BonneNuit reviews
This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,021 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Evil Angel by VyxenSkye reviews
HichiIchi, AU. Vizards are a crime against nature, and when the Soul Society comes after Ichigo it sends him into hiding and constant running, with nothing but the faith inside of him, the help of his evil angel opening his wings over him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,414 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Crack Bunnies by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
A series of improbable one-shots. First story: What What In The Butt. What's with the sudden urge to start a family? Slash!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009
Deal With the Devil by Orochimaru-han reviews
After his battle with Ulquiorra, Ichigo decides that he needs to be stronger to be able to protect his friends, so he makes a deal with the devil inside of him. HichiIchi, implied IchiRuki and others Ch279 R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,974 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
Eye can see you by chibi-zoe reviews
Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Death and the Strawberry by BonneNuit reviews
StarkxIchigo yaoi. AU where Ichigo is an arrancar. Aizen suppressed Ichigo's reiatsu a long time ago for reasons unknown. When he gets assigned as Stark’s Fraccion, new information comes to the surface, as well as new feelings. No underage readers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Apartment Complex? Yes it is by Nat Roze reviews
Aizen is not quite right in the head. He needs to destroy Karakura, right? So he rents apartment space there. Watch as Grimmjow is forced to share living space, Nnoitra is called a molester, Ichigo has a conniption, and more. Contains yaoi and swearing. (edit, several years later: I'm so sorry i wrote this. Please spare yourselves the agony of reading it). crackfic, DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
How To Appreciate Your Hollow Self by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
After a spirit-crushing incident, was a first birthday party too much to ask for? Hichigo decides to write an instruction manual on how to properly spoil your hollow, and how to get back at a King. NO PAIRS
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Gambling Hearts Win More Than Money by Butterfliedd reviews
After a rather brutal fist fight, Oliver and Marcus have landed themselves in detention. Three months' worth of it. With each other. And when you add in a secret admirer, aspiring match-makers, and a possesive Slytherin... Chaos ensues. m/o.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
Defrost by Inuki Ookami reviews
Jou x Seto - At University, Jou reassesses his own life, but fate causes him to keep clashing with Kaiba. Can they resolve their differences? - Jounouchi Katsuya Jonouchi Kaiba Shounenai Shounen-ai Shonen-ai Kaijou Shonenai Shounen Angst Yaoi SJ Slash
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Resurrection by BonneNuit reviews
NnoitraxIchigo yaoi. Nnoitra is reborn in Soul Society and when Ichigo’s physical body gets killed, he goes to Soul Society as well. They meet at the Shinigami Academy and become friends/rivals. No underage readers, please heed the rating.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,997 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ichigo K., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Affliction by caramine reviews
His eyes were so close, and so vast I thought I would fall right into them. But even then, I couldn’t read them. Not a bit. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst. Sequel to "Possession."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Demonic by Metamorcy reviews
AU, Sold to a demon prince of the underworld as a slave, Ichigo finds himself in more troubles than one. HichiIchi! Now beta'd!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Dysfunctional Camaradeire by KivaEmber reviews
HichiIchi. Chapter 10: Hichigo learns that Hollows and Kido don't mix. HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Hey, Sexy Lady by pretense reviews
A new Sixth Espada you say...? Warning: Implied Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Szayelaporro G., Luppi - Complete
Saddle Blanket by dratcat reviews
Shirosaki has been invading Ichigo's dreams lately, making his life a living hell. "I refuse to be th' Horse forever, King. I'm gonna buck ya off, and when yeh fall, know that it's gonna hurt." ShirosakiXIchigo. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Instinct by She-bop reviews
yaoi : Ulqui x Grim rather long, mostly smut, some blood what happens when Grimmjaw tries to control his instincts. Introduction of Szayel, Ichigo, and Hichigo in later chapters just to keep things interesting
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Christmas With The Young Ones by Stick-Em-Up-Punk reviews
Christmas and New Year With Vyv, Rick, Neil and Mike... Rated T for swearing and mild slash! First Young Ones fic!
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Just the Music by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo and Hichigo learn how to listen to the music and maybe how to listen to each other.Yaoi,anal,OOC,songfic, Complete!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Kiss it Better by Nakimochiku reviews
She wished that there was something she could do for him. Hichi x Ichi, oneshot, slight rape, enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Pills by Jesse Khaos reviews
Ichigo ends up in a psych ward thanks to a certain hollow. IchigoxOgihci. Rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Pedigree Pup by Cor Serpentis reviews
Joey has always been seen as a street tough, a mutt. Seto Kaiba has been a teen CEO with power and prestige. The two have never really gotten along. What happens when the things that've kept them apart no longer apply? KaibaxJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
This One's From Mars by evhein reviews
He always did stand out, didn't he? And Ichigo Kurosaki soon found out he wasn't alone. Enter Shiro, rainbow-child of eccentricity. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Wings of a Butterfly by pointlessness reviews
Ichigo and the gang leave Hueco Mundo, after saving Orihime. But, back at home, things are different than normal, and strange things happen. Hichi-Ichigo with a side of others, rated for yaoi, language, and graphic imagery
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Shaper by Alowl reviews
Ichigo stared at the raven-haired shinigami, eyes wide as he raised a shaking hand to the sword protruding from the center of his chest." When Ichigo breaks, it falls to Shiro to pick up the pieces. Warnings: Evil!Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Color Fred by theNEWanias reviews
Fred's dirty secret somehow gets into Angelina's hands. George's smokin' oneliners are floating all around Hogwarts. The twins are a wreck, and Angelina has to fight with her worst opponent to help them: herself. TWINCEST. RnR if you love me or the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Unexpected Rehabilitation by Anestshia reviews
Random oneshot between Kenpachi and Shuuhei. This is Yaoi, please do not read if that irks you.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Shuuhei H., K. Zaraki - Complete
Urahara's Delivery Service! by KivaEmber reviews
AU. IchiHichi. Welcome to Urahara’s delivery services! Composing of Ulquiorra, the ‘animated rock’, Shiro the ‘man who can sell a polar bear ice’, Ichigo, the ‘lil’ prostitute’, Grimmjow, the ‘scrooge’ and the self-proclaimed God himself, Urahara!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
My Roomie by Stunstar reviews
KaiRay Ray is looking for a roommate. What happens when Kai comes unexpectedly and is made the new roomie? and with other bladers staying in the same building can Ray ever get time to spend with his new roomie? Ray's pov
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,839 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005
After the War by KitsuneJester reviews
Technically...defeating Aizen was supposed to be a happy ending. Well, it is...but some people or...Hollow...can get bored. IchiHichi. Summary bad…story good…I hope. UPPED RATING! FOR GOOD REASON!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Chocolate Roller Coasters by Impervious Marr reviews
Ulquiorra glared at anyone and everyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Reencarnación y Muerte by xxSirexx reviews
Continuation of Why Not? Ichigo has finally come to a decision and wants to carry it out... HichixIchi. Now a multi-chapter fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,939 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Coffee by Shiny-kun reviews
Ulquiorra finds a… unique new way to get coffee. GrimmUlqui, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Deep End by Dracoqueen22 reviews
One Shot. Companion to 'Dance with the Devil'. Shuuhei/Kenpachi. Fourth in series. Shuuhei thinks he might have lost his rationality somewhere along the way to want to do something this dangerous. Warning: Language, Light Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Shuuhei H., K. Zaraki - Complete
This Knife called Lust by AliceKing reviews
Mini Series.Follows Ichigo,Shirosaki,Rukia,And Orihime. Inspired by the song 'This Knife Called Lust' by The Hollywood Undead. R&R P.S.-My first story on this account too. M For Violence/Sex/Drug Use/Mutilation/Alcohal/Yaoi/Yuri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ichigo K.
James and Oliver Phelps BIRTHDAY RAP! by pervyisfun reviews
Even though it's February, it's the hottest day of the year! Yep, it's the birthday of the Phelps twins, the unfathomably sexy actors who beautifully portray Fred and George Weasley! Enjoy the smut. Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Strange Feelings by ThoseSoundsAtNight reviews
When Frylock decides to test his new device on the moonites, let's just say, the side effects turn out to be more than a little neasea. Slashiness
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
What Were You Thinking? by Near the Shinigami reviews
Ryuk/Light pairng. Ryuk wants to know what Light has been thinking. Will he ever find out? A friend of mine wrote this one. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Keep Your Mouth Shut by dead last hero reviews
In Kaiba's opinion, most things are better left unsaid. Especially the things that come out of Joey's mouth. One bet and one week may prove him wrong. implied KaibaxJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,573 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Hyper Responsibility by Dramabahn reviews
Ash visits Gary on Saida island to find him depressed and exhausted. Ash must sort out the complicated barriers that Gary insists on putting up, and they both have to find out what is important. Shishi fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007
Operation: Swagger v Insanity by Lindsey2 reviews
season 4. it's been a week since the inauguration balls, and Donna is fed up waiting for Josh to make the first move. So, with a little help from a certain group of senior staffers, Donna hatches a plan to win the man she loves.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Josh L., Donna M.
Pop by raichurai reviews
[Palletshipping] [One shot] Ash has been keeping a balloon under his shirt, Gary finds out that it's THEIR baby.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Bloodplay in the LockerRoom by Snappy-Pants reviews
qudditch game cool down. SNERK! Marcus FlintOliver Wood aka TASTEY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
Headache by Ambiguous Rose reviews
Everything froze for a split second, and then Hichigo jumped on Ichigo, and pinned his arms to the ground. “Interesting position, eh King?” he asked. IchiHichi Shounen ai. Sorta
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Opposites Do Attract by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are exchanging letters of insulting and mocking contents. But as fate would have it, things turn out differently. One-shot Yaoi GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
IndyMethodDoubleFlipTwistRoll WIPEOUT by I am the Hodgeheg reviews
Ray has one skiing holiday to admit his feelings for Kai and convince him that he feels the same way. Will he manage it, despite being hampered by his nonexistant snowboarding skills and famous 'open mouth, insert foot' ability? KaiRay
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Grimmjow's Curiousity Ulquiorra's Humiliation by LanzaDeChu reviews
Grimmjow Wonders what Luppi's Gender is. Ulquiorra wants to forget last night. Lots of Potty mouths and err.. Lemons? Ulquiorra is OC in this one.. just to let ch'ya know.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Bloodplay in the Common Room by Snappy-Pants reviews
Marcus Flint Oliver Wood. Everyone’s gone for spring break! WOOOT! Hogwarts Boys Gone Wild!Warning: BLOODPLAY SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Cruel Intentions by of-Quills-and-Parchment reviews
At 25,Shigeru,retired pokemon trainer and prestigious researcher,led a very simple life of women and drinking.However,an old rival soon relights the spark in his life,by showing up with an interesting bet.ShigeruSatoshi pairing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Rooks Take Pawn by Penbrydd reviews
[SNZ][PWP] Kotetsu and Izumo are interrupted by Hayate, at Raidou's request. Hilarity and smut ensue. [KoIzuHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
My Sweet Boy Toy by Loyal Beast reviews
RaitoXL. Raito finally gives in I want this. No, I need this. I need you. An argument over a cake can turn so blissful.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
O Captain, My Captain by miiikechang reviews
After a war as crippling as the Arrancar War, Soul Society is lacking in reliable shinigami, especially Captains. What happens when a certain lieutenant is sent to the real world in search of a suitable one? Yaoi. ShuuheiXIchigo. DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,572 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Shuuhei H., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Chunin Exams: Sand Sibling Style! by Gaara'sgrl reviews
If you like Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro you'll love this account of the exams through their eyes. Sarcasum galore and, hillariously funny. Chapter 2 is up sorry it took so long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
Touch me, I'm sick! by WeirdNikkii reviews
What happens when you mix 2D, Murdoc, and some White Light? Yaoi, 1 shot.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
The Younger Ones by The Hot Hedgehog reviews
A look at how our favourite college lads started off at primary school. Please read and review.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Bloodplay in the Dungeons by Snappy-Pants reviews
.:SLASH:. :.Marcus FlintOliver Wood.: Flint finds the only masochist in the school when everyone else is off to Hogsmead…oh the possibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Since When Was Boredom The First Step To Love? by Riyo-sama reviews
Edited.Kakashi finds himself bored one day, and in an effort to relieve that boredom decides to challenge his teams former sensei to a fight. It ends up leading to friendship, and possibly more. kakaxiru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Romance 101: Love for the romantically challenged by Yasuhiro reviews
Kakashi's and his quest to aquire a certain Chunin's attention. KakaIru (Previously titled: Just another day)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004
Grumpy Old Men by Cherry Delight reviews
Seto and Jou are in their fifties, have been together waaaay too long, and their annoying habits are definitely getting on each other’s nerves. Funny and semifluffy. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Hold Me, Greg Boy! by Syringe reviews
Songfic: Greg’s music gets weirder… and it intrigues Sara
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
What could 'ave been... by Sid Ramone reviews
This is a thing that I thought up, what if i kept the original lines but added a different character.. So i thought sid vicious would make a good character..
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2001
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The Severe Importance Of Being Ulquiorra reviews
Days in the life of Ulquiorra, humorous, yet yaoi. Yeah, yeah, it's eventually him and Grimmjow. No shortage of that. SO, join him as he wanders the halls of Hueco Mundo, with assorted themes, awkward situations, & comedic accidents. Rating may be upped
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Mo' Honey, Mo' Bees reviews
AKA Great Escape! Ichigo is a normal kid growing tired of his normal life. Hichigo comes in and turns his normal life upside down. Welcome to the world of sex, drugs, & rock and roll, Ichi! Rating may be upped - Hichigo/Ichigo....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Perfection? reviews
Spin off with Nnoitra and Syazel, yaoi, slash. Flaws drive Syazel Grantz crazy. Is this whole thing one big mistake? Or should he just go ahead and fix it?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
And They Call Us Kings reviews
Formerly No Fun Ichigo. Fighting for his right to party, Hichigo gets more than he bargained for. But when Orihime is taken, what happens when he goes to Hueco Mundo? What are higher than Vasto Lordes? What is this new found power? HichigoXIchigo yaoi yo!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,306 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
The Little List reviews
Ichigo has made a list, but forgets the most important person! His hollow! Hollow finds the list, and changes this horrible error. But what sort of list was it? And why has it got Ichigo so riled? HORRIBLE summary. Just click. Ogichi/Shiro/Ichigo One-sho
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Gin's PSA reviews
Hella Drabble. A short Public Sex Announcement from our dear Gin Ichimaru. Bluntly implied Grimm/Ulqui yaoi. Oh, but don't worry, good deeds will go punished. The first and probably last of its kind. I really like to make stories longer... T for safety...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
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