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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.
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Falling Slowly by Constance1 reviews
When Harry sacrificed himself at the Battle of Hogwarts, his conversation with Dumbledore went a little differently than he let on to everyone. He was allowed to come back - but only for five years. Harry kept the secret for two and a half years until eventually confessing the truth to none other than Draco Malfoy. Tags: Drarry, angst, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,500 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
Ode to Broken Hearts and Messy Confusion by babyvfan reviews
The best renedtion for heartache: take-out, booze, drunk confessions and kisses by the computer screen's glow, and, of course, some good 'ole drarry fanfics. *Feltciffe/drarry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
How I Met Your Father by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,704 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Happy Christmas Harry by Constance1 reviews
A festive and fluffy little one-shot. Merry Christmas to all my readers! (Drarry Fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
The Wolf Pack by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snakes and Slytherins by ManhattanWitch reviews
Harry has something. Draco wants to see it. Drarry, fluffy, some angst
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Walpurgis Night's Madness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, twoshot. Long ago, the English wizards bound the English faeries away. Now one of them, Puck, has escaped, and Harry and Draco must stop him before he turns the whole of England into a twisted faerie amusement park. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Albatross Around His Neck by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When an unregistered Animagus commits murder, Harry investigates the agency that trained him, Malfoy's Magical Menagerie. Things would be so much easier if he weren't becoming disillusioned, and if Malfoy was less intelligent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful and Sexy and Mad by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Between the Rising and the Setting of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is having visions of Harry's dead parents. He wants them to stop. Harry wants to understand what the visions mean and what his parents are trying to say to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sacrificial Lamb by Azure K Mello reviews
SPOILERS OotP. Slash, Drarry. Draco tries to help Harry through a ruff patch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
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Apologies and acceptance reviews
Drarry. Draco visits the grave of someone important to Harry after learning all they had done for him determined to set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8
Play date reviews
In a world with no mouldy old Voldey. This started as a cute, somewhat funny one-shot but it's kind of turned into more. We follow Drarry from age six to wherever this story goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Lily Evans P.
Locked in
Warning. Some bad language and lots of alcohol. Not suitable for those underage. Drarry. Harry and Draco end up locked in the Ministry after straying from a party neither really wanted to attend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2017
When listening in the things we discover
WARNING: Not suitable for children. Featuring an oblivious and in denial Draco, knowing Pansy, Blaise being Blaise and an occupied Harry. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2017
So weird reviews
Harry goes to Malfoy Manor to ask permission to marry Draco. Light Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Murder in the common room reviews
Ron challenges the power of Drarry and loses miserably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drarry Songfic reviews
Had to reupload, whoops. Drarry songfic of Jon Bellion "Woke the f*** up".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anywhere but here reviews
The Ministry makes a few mistakes to Harrys delight and their misfortune. Slight dark!harry. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught reviews
Draco and Harry suck at locking charms and it's proved evident at the worst time. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete