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Joined 10-14-05, id: 913561, Profile Updated: 11-26-08
Author has written 12 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Baby Sitters Club.

I can't believe I still have this account.

If you're actually reading this page, I hope you did not like my stories and are here to find out why I'm so weird.

You're outta luck, suckah.

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A Loose Woman by compte.ferme reviews
The rum. The sand. The sea. Elizabeth Swann. And Captain Jack Sparrow. Sparrabeth, post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
The Inventor's Integrity by Elvie-Bexer reviews
First in a series. Takes place during The Vile Village. Violet is forced to return with Count Olaf and become his wife, but her integrity survives. Violaf
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Violet B., Count O.
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A Blonde Afro Wig reviews
Kristy wants helps stalking Bart, but Stacey isn't buying the idea of wearing a blonde afro.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008
Like the Sea reviews
With Will back on land, Elizabeth must cope with her luff for Jack and her loveless marriage to Will.JE. PostAWE. Spoilerorama.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Blissfully Happy reviews
Because even a good drama writer needs a little break.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Yes reviews
Freedom. She wants it. She longs for it. This is a bad summary.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Coffee and Cigarettes reviews
Doesn't the title say all?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Then, She's Gone reviews
Another one of those angsty stories. An egofree Count Olaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Count O. - Complete
One Morning reviews
The sea. Two people. And one jump. Minor 'The End' spoilers, probably.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Count O., Kit S. - Complete
Indiana and Kentucky reviews
Holly is driving fast. And Artemis is feeling slightly sick.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Gone reviews
One person's opinion on how Jack would react to a death of a dearly loved one.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Eáránë Táralóm reviews
Too random for it's own good.... written by two bored teenagers on Neopets... brace yourself
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006
The Empire State Building reviews
Let's just throw some Gatorade bottles at the Empire State Building, shall we?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
The Morning News reviews
Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl are doing the morning news.Yes, indeed they are.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete