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How I learned my ABC's:

All right. After autumn Ask anyone around the area about accuracy. Arctic activities are abundant, astonishing, astounding and A-1 on all accounts. Back up. But before beach bodies, bros better bundle up in boots, blankets, and balaclavas because a bloody, bitter breeze will blow brisk, blustery and bleak. Careful. Correct and common to cocoon in a cap, coat and comforter, because a cutting cold can consume your character, occasionally create a corpse and continually compress your cock. Don't. Don't you dare dawdle, dilly-dally, or dick around after dark in December, she's definitely damn drafty if you're down a duvet. Easily. Each and every earthling's environmentally enslaved. Fact. It's fucking freezing. It's friggin' frigid. You're fit for flu in February without fleece, flannel, full-fledged furnace, or fire. Go on. It's goddamn glacial, go grab gloves or garb and gear up for gusts. Hear ya. Hypothermia, if you don't heat your home to half hellish it's harsh. Hibernate in a hoodie, hot chocolate, Harry and the Hendersons. Infinitely icy. Inhabit indoors. Isolated and insulated. Incubate the igloo. Illness is an issue. Influenza's implied. Infections imminent. Immunity is impossible. Just joking. Ah, just joshin' jargon. It ain't jail. Jackets in January's no jigsaw. Keep calm. Killjoys keep comfy in their kingdom, crashing kilos of Kleenex, keen for cozy kayaking with their kids when the key is killing kegs with your kin. Literally. Losers live life locked in their layers, lingering lazy and lifeless, lost like legit loners, while the leaders in larger learning let loose. Muff. Earmuffs, mittens and mucus medicine, till mighty maniacal Mother Nature makes milder, mellower, and meltier moves. Motivate your mates, like the Moose Marc Messier. Maybe mix a martini for your maiden, if you've met your match. Nature. Naturally nippy, but that's nothin' new up north. Normal naturistic narrative. Not national news. Overcast. Overcoats and - overshoes, obviously. Polar. Parkas and pullovers, particularly. Tried quail? A quantity of quality quilts is quaint and quasi-quintessential to avoid quivering and quash quarreling if quarantined to one's quarters. Try quail. Reindeer. Well, not raw rookie. In a rosemary-rubbed roast with radish, wrapped in rich, rare bacon after removing Rudolph's red nose. Sleddin'. So, we're sound. Sled's a synonym for snowmobiles. Snowmobile's a synonym for sled. So, a sled is a snowmobile, a snowmobile is a sled. Super? Terrific. Trust a traditional turtleneck to maintain a toasty temperature over time. Ugly. Useful. Vile. Valuable. Whatever. Whiteouts and wind chills, walk it off, whiners. Withdraw whimpering and wake up, wankers. Wrathful wicked weather. Wear woolens or waterproof wardrobe. Warm your wet workwear by the woodstove. Winter is wonderful, wild and wide. Exactly. Exceptionally. Yup. Yeah. Zero Degrees? Well, sub-zero. Aw, zip it.

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Path of Valor by Ambyssin reviews
In the world of Etherium, two kingdoms forge a treaty to combat the distortion swallowing up their land. As a goodwill gesture, the Aeon Kingdom sends its princess to the Kingdom of Radiance's prestigious Horizon Academy. But the annual Crowne Cup competition and mounting attacks from mask-wearing phantoms threaten to overwhelm the princess and shatter the burgeoning alliance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,530 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 2/22/2020 - Grovyle/Juptile, Charizard/Lizardon, OC
Fighting Nature by cynsh reviews
Many generations have passed since fighting was banned in the pokémon city of Deepden. Now the city is flourishing – but for two pokémon at the bottom of the work ladder, life isn't so rosy. And so, when an opportunity presents itself, they begin an illegal, underground fighting club, unaware that it could alter the very fabric of their society. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS (see ch.13)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Quilava/Magmarashi, Lycanroc/Lugarugan
Rigged from the Start by Zion of Arcadia reviews
Sometimes life is kind of like that one kid who invites you over to his house to play Pokémon Stadium and then he turns around and steals your Silver cartridge from under your nose.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Pikachu, Axew/Kibago - Complete
Gifts of the Mountain by Zion of Arcadia reviews
A routine trip to buy dungeon supplies goes horribly wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Salamence/Bohmander, Kecleon/Kakureon, Alolan Marowak - Complete
A Guide to Writing (Pokémon Fanfiction) by Zion of Arcadia reviews
An in-depth discussion of writing and narrative using Pokémon as a framing device. Designed for new and old authors alike. By the end I'll have drafted a concept for some Pokémon fanfiction.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blazing Aura by Will1231 reviews
This story follows Kamon, an amnesiac Riolu who wakes up in a strange world where Pokémon and human societies are separated. He is befriended by Sonchar, a timid Chimchar who dreams of joining an Exploration Team and exploring the world. Together, they join a local exploration guild where they form the team Blazing Aura. Based on my run of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,788 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [Chimchar/Hikozaru, Riolu] Grovyle/Juptile, Dusknoir/Yonoir