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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, RuneScape, Sin City, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Hello,I'm Cool70sfreak,the insanely,crazy,idiot. My friends know me as Colin...which is fitting since Colin is my first name. I started on FanFiction with my awesome idea for a set of Final Fantasy 7 sequels focusing around Red XIII, probably the awesomest good guy in the game. So I made the first part, Nanaki's Redemption, which is still in progress(thank you few devoted fans for waiting so patiently, I'll update soon), and it is now divided into two parts.

My newest things have been song renamings from musicals, and I have a huge idea in the works...a Family Guy Musical! I plan to tie a bunch of storylines together and make a musical out of those storylines and the songs featured in them, in a Five-Act Musical. Tell me what you think!


"Duck tape makes the world go round." -Krista

"I'm bored,marry me"-Ryan, to Kelley.

"Life is like garbage. It gets big and smelly...and eventually you have to throw it, wait, Corey is more like garbage. What is life like?"-Me

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"-Andrew in high pitched voice.
"Don' that...again."-Me

"The show Yu-Gi-Oh is too much Barbie with sharp edges for's like Barbie playing poker." -Sammi

"Oh, that's perfectly clear! Well, perfectly clear if your IQ is high enough." -Jack

"To cure the first stage of radiation poisoning, you must climb up to the top of the highest mountain in the world and find a pygmy tribe. Their chieftan will invite you to stay one night with their village. Accept, then steal his golden goose egg in the middle of the night, run down the mountain, boil the egg, and eat it." -Jody, in English II H class.

"Come back when you sandwich." -Ryan.

"Click is a sad movie." "Yeah, it is kinda click, I mean sad." -Sammi and Brady, respectively.

"If you don't start this back up I will reach through this computer screen and punch the face." -Jack's character, Maltese

"Steve, look deep into my eyes. About 30 minutes later, they'll burst into flames." -Brady

"If life's a beach, then Jamaica is heaven, and Florida is hell." -Me

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Case Withdrawal reviews
Phoenix Wright has been re-instated as a Defense Attorney, but in the five months since he's been re-instated, he hasn't had a single case...not to mention that he's starting to show some strange symptoms of...something. What could it be? Oneshot comedy.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F.
One More Secret Mission reviews
After he is formally cleared of his forgery charges after case 4-4, Phoenix immediately leaves town, telling Apollo and Trucy that he has one final 'secret' mission. That mission is to head up to Kurain and ask Maya Fey to marry him.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Harry Potty and the Sorcerer's Phone reviews
Actually a movie parody. Read if you want to read something funny. If chapter 2 looks funny, it's because this site won't display brackets...CUUUURSE YOUUUUU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
More Song Renamings reviews
More of my song renamings, by popular demand! Featuring Phantom of the Opera and Chicago.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Music Man Song Retitling reviews
My titles for the songs in "The Music Man."
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Sin City: How to Live on the Edge reviews
A collection of my own short stories. Please R&R. Story 2 in.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007
Runescape: The Only Episode reviews
Title: The Frog Knight, The Drunk Paladin, and The Evil Christmas Eggs...the title is self explanatory about what it has to do with. Read the story and find out why the heck they are all in one story!
RuneScape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006