Lives in: Canada

Likes: TV, Video Games, Basketball, Soccer, Football, Anime, Manga, Boxing, Kickboxing, My Job and my Wife.

Dislikes: People who make bad impressions, rudeness, hypocrites, people who bully others, people who act like idiots.

Fave Games:Metal Gear series,Devil May Cry, Spawn, Tekken, SRW, Dynasty Warriors, Assassins Creed, CoD, Twilight Princess, Army of Two, Ace Combat, Tales of series, MK, Ys, Ocarina of Time, Crysis, Fire Emblem, really anything by atlus or namco bandai and Final Fantasy.

Fave Movies: Star Wars, The Naked Gun, Pink Panther,Indiana Jones, Friday the 13Th series, Beowulf, Alien, Predator, AVP, Starship Troopers, Dark Knight, Jaws and anything by Mel Brookes.

Fave Anime/Manga: Gundam Seed,Gundam wing, Fate Stay Night, Darker than Black, Gravion, Full metal panic, Gao Gai Gar, Bleach, Code Geass, SRW, Gundam00, Hellsing, Berserk.

Quotes:

"I'd love to go out with you, but my imaginary girlfriend wouldn't like that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"Jesus loves everybody. Too bad everyone else hates your guts."

"My Karma ran over your Dogma."

"I'm not evil - I have the heart of a little girl! In a jar! On my desk!"

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..." -Me

"The problem with shit is that it has a tendency to happen." -Me

"Have I mentioned that I hate all forms of life?" -me

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." -Me

"Hard work often pays off after time, but but laziness always pays off now." -Me

"That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable." -Me

"The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to think you're pretentious." -Me

"Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams. I'm the latter." -Me

"You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor." -My best friends favourite pep talk

"I figured out what's wrong with my life: It's other people."

"You're not drunk enough until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the Earth..."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."

"There is no man luckier than he who believes himself so."

"Intelligence is both Mankind's greatest strength and it's greatest weakness."-Me

A man is drowning 3 boats goat by ask if he needs help an he says "no thanks God will save me" he dies goes to heaven and asks God why he didn't help him to which God replies: "Haven't you ever heard the expression 'God works in mysterious ways'? It means I don't don't directly do anything I do it indirectly which is why I sent you three fucking boats shithead!"

Convo with my best friend:

Him: You know becoming ruler of the world must be easy

Me: How so?

Him: Bush did it

Me: I can think of an easier way rather than politics

Him: How?

Me: Become an oil executive

Fav pop culture quotes:

Can't Remember:

I've taken hundreds of thousands of lives using nothing but either a xbox or playstation controller

I once killed 10 people at once with my bare hands...they were just holding a flame-thrower at the time

Tales of the Abyss:

Luke:

You can’t go forward if you keep looking back

Argh, you’re driving me nuts! I should just roast you and eat you right now!

Wow, so you do actually smile on occasion.

All I ever did was pay attention to myself. And I’m not even sure I saw myself clearly.

Just how long can we keep saying “just this once” until it becomes a habit?

This is a situation report, not a letter!

You're blue, have weird ears, sound like a girl, and breathe fire... You're a thing.

If it's kill or be killed, then dammit, I'm killing!

What the hell!? What is this weird machine doing in our vacation home?

Tear:

People can’t see anything that’s not right in front of them.

Jade:

We’ve reached a point where the matter cannot be resolved with words

I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts.

Having this many suicidal people around is really getting on my nerves.

And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40.

Don't worry, the worst that could happen is we all die incredibly slow and horribly painful deaths followed by similar deaths of everyone on the planet.

What’s wrong? You look like you just swallowed a bug… Oh, wait, you always look like that.

Curiosity doesn't always kill the cat, sometimes it just skins it slowly while hanging it upside down.

People have the right to choose their own path to total destruction

I merely express distrust and hostility as a matter of formality.

I suppose it won't matter if everyone's dead.

Anise:

It's the breast size difference, isn't it?

Anybody else think I should rip daddy's little girl a new hole?

A war's going to start, and towns are about to collapse, and Van's coming after Ion, and the Six God-Generals won't go away, and Mohs is scheming, and Gloomietta's gloomy, and Asch is weird, and I'm poor, and I'm hungry, and, and... Arrgh!

Guy:

It’s so much easier to believe that only your own thoughts and beliefs are absolutely correct.

You're good at spotting silver linings so long as it's someone else's cloud.

Van:

Can you not live unless you were born for some purpose?

Stop! After everything that's happened, you still call me master. You fool...

Asch:

You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet.

It looks like... I had a little trouble. The rest is... up to you...Rep-No... Luke

Convos:

Anise: Colonel, you're a terrific liar! Your smile hasn't budged!

Jade: Oh not at all, I'm crying on the inside, wracked with guilt.

Guy: Uh-huh...

Peony: I suppose I could lend you this sword if those three cute girls beg.

Natalia: That's a fine case of sexual harassment!

Peony: Okay, then the guys will do it, too. Go ahead, Luke.

Luke: Me!? (sighs) Please lend us the sword.

Peony: Next.

Guy: With all due respect, Your majesty, We woul like to borrow this sword.

Peony: Next.

Anise: Emperor Peony, you're so handsome~ Can we pleease borrow the sword?~ Pretty please, with sugar on top?~

Peony: Haha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and i'll date you any time!

Luke: Woah, he sure changes quick...

Natalia: (teeth clenched) Please lend us the sword.

Peony: Oooh, that icy smile! Yes!

(Everyone looks at Tear)

Tear: M-me too? ... Your majesty, if it's okay, we would like to borrow this sword...

Peony: Oh, that hint of naivete! Yeah...

Jade: Your majesty--

Peony: Shut up. Don't beg; I'll puke.

Jade: Now, now, Your Majsty; Please allow me to make my most sincere of requests.

Peony: No. Leave.

Jade: Oh, how unfortunate... We'll be taking the sword, then.

Guy: Man, it's hot...

Jade: Well, we are inside a volcano. The air seems to burn my throat and lungs with every breath.

Luke: Then how come you look so comfortable?

Jade: Oh, not at all. I'm so hot, I could just die.

Guy: ...You really know how to get on people's nerves.

Jade: Well, well, Luke. A lovely lady on each arm?

Anise: Oh, Colonel… (heart)

Tear: I… I’m not… We’re not…

Luke: He’s not talking about you. He must mean Anise and Mieu.

Mieu: But Master, I’m a boy!

Luke: You sure as hell don’t sound like one!

Jade: I wonder how far it will take us. I'm ready for a break.

Tear: You look the least tired of all of us.

Jade: No, no. I've been frail since birth...Cough ,cough...

Luke: You're not supposed to say the word cough

Guy: All this must’ve been hard on you.

Luke: I’m in no position to talk. Everybody died because of me.

Guy: Part of that’s my fault, though.

Luke: You didn’t have anything to do with it.

Guy: I’m partly responsible for raising you from a blank state to a selfish, spoiled kid.

Luke: Wow, gee, thanks, I feel so much better.

Anise: The colonel looks scary, but he's a fun guy on the inside.

Luke and Guy: No, he's scary on the inside too.

Jade: I'm glad you're safe, Anise.

Anise:Were you worried about me?

Jade: Yes. We can't do a thing without that letter.

Anise: You're mean...

Anise: Sneaking through the forest like this is exciting, isn't it?

Guy: Yeah...it feels almost like hide-and-seek.

Luke: I haven't played hide-and-seek in years...

Guy: But you were pretty amazing at hiding in those days.

Anise: So you're good at sneaky stuff like that, huh?

Luke: ...Well, excuse me for being sneaky.

Guy: Well, like how you always ran somewhere else when you were about to be found. You were certainly sneaky enough for the rest of us.

Anise: Huh... Well, I could still beat him any day. A cute little body like mine is perfect for hiding.

Luke: Ooh, look, she's calling herself cute.

Anise: What, are you trying to say I'm not cute?!

Luke: What do you care what a sneaky guy like me says about you? You're about as sexy as Mieu.

Anise: Hey! Just you wait, I'll get as big as Tear when I'm grown up!

Luke: Please. No way you could hope to match those big melons!

Tear: M-MELONS?! Both of you! Stop being stupid and be quiet! Now!

Luke: ...

Anise: ...

Natalia: ...Um, Tear, you're being louder than both of them...

Tear: ...S-sorry...(thinking)He called hem big...

Anise: Hmm...

Jade: What are you up to, Anise? Plotting to murder Tear, perhaps? Eliminate an obstacle to marrying Luke?

Anise: Of course not! I'd never do anything like that! It's about Guy...

Jade: Ah, his fear of women?

Anise: You saw how seriously terrified he was. It's like I can't really tease him anymore...

Guy: ...Seriously terrified, huh.

Anise: Whoa!

Guy: ...Don't worry about it. Not to quote Ion or anything, but perhaps being teased during this journey might help me to get over it.

Jade: Well, he reacted most strongly when you grabbed him from behind... As long as you avoid that, you should be just fine.

Anise: Right. Here we go! Peta peta peta peta peta...

Guy: S-stop that! Cut it out! No, don't...! Ack! No! Please! Stoooooooooop!!

Anise & Jade: Peta peta peta peta peta peta peta peta...

Guy: ...Th-that's enough already! And you stay out of this, Jade!

Jade: ...Nibble.

(Guy and Anise look at him with uncertain looks)

Luke: So Dist is dead now...

Jade: ...He was a fool, chasing an impossible dream to the end.

Luke: A dream...?

Jade: A promise made by two foolish children long ago. A foolish dream of overcoming death.

Luke: Jade...you mean--

Jade: Luke, I believe you promised not to talk about that.

Luke: Are you okay with that?

Jade: I will accept Dist's--Saphir's--death.

Luke: As an old friend?

Jade: No, as his owner. He was a charming pet.

Guy: Natalia... I think you've got the wrong idea about this mystery-thief thing.

Natalia: Really? I recall reading books as a child with pictures of a woman thief that looked just like this.

Anise: Oh, I know that one! "Lady Thief 001: The Star of Ispania," right?

Natalia: Yes! The incredibly beautiful master of disguise. I always looked up to her.

Luke: Hey, I know that one too. Didn't she have these huge breasts? I think Tear'd be a much better--ow!

Natalia: Did you say something, darling?!

Luke: ...N-no, nothing...S-sweetie

Guy: Luke, think before you speak...

Guy: So, how is it fighting in your officers' school uniform?

Tear: It's like my first fights. I'm alert. Ready for anything.

Luke: Stiff as always, huh?

Tear: Stiff? Not at all. I can stretch quite well in these.

Guy: (tranced) Wow...that was perfect.

Luke: (tranced as well) Yeah.

Tear: What? What was?

Guy: N-nothing.

Luke: Yeah perfect...I mean yeah nothing

Tear: Okay, Natalia, first shave the burdock roots. When that's done, cut the carrots into quarter-rounds...

Natalia: Wait, how can I shave a burdock root? I don't have a razor.

Tear: ...

Natalia: And what is that look of pity on your face?

Tear: Well, it's not... Ah, the stew! Natalia, the stew's boiling!

Natalia: Oh dear! It's getting charred! What can I...Oh! Heal! Heal!

Tear: ...I don't think Heal will fix a charred stew...

Natalia: Aah! The stew caught fire!

Tear: ...Perhaps you should just give up cooking...

Anise: You know, I thought this outfit was kind of childish, but now that I'm used to it, it doesn't bother me!

Luke: Yeah, it looks good on you.

Anise: Ooh!~ So you finally recognized my charm? Oh, what should I do?~

Luke: ...

Anise: Maybe if you get on your hands and beg, I just might go out with you!

Luke: Idiot.

Anise: (Sob) Colonel, Luke's being mean to me!

Jade: Why not? You're always making fun of him.

Anise: Boooooo! Okay, Guy, your turn!~

Guy: AAH! N-NO! G-GET AWAY FROM ME!! (runs away)

Anise: COME ON!! Get used to it already!

Luke: Tear...aren't you pushing yourself?

Tear: No, I'm not.

Anise: Luke. Do you actually think there's anyone in the world who'd say "yes, I'm pushing myself"? You're so dumb!

Natalia: Yes, there are many other things you could have done. Everyone knows you have no skill with words, so perhaps put an arm on her shoulder...

Guy: Or hold her, without saying a word.

Luke: I don't need YOU telling me that.

Tear: ...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make all of you worry...

Jade: Not at all. We're enjoying it.

Luke: You're the only one enjoying anything!

Metal Gear Series:

Solid Snake

Besides, some people just need killing.

I'm just a man who's good at what he does: killing.

I never felt truly alive until I was staring death in the face.

A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own.

Gray Fox

Now in front of you, I can finally die. After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle neither truly alive nor truly dead; an undying shadow in the world of lights. But soon... soon, it will finally... end.

Snake... we're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing... I was good at. But at least I always fought for what I believed in... Snake... farewell.

I am neither enemy nor friend. I am back from a world where such words are meaningless.

It is nothing so trivial as revenge. A fight to the death with you. Only in that can my soul find respite. I will kill you or you will kill me... it makes no difference.

Do you remember now, Snake... the feel of battle... the clashing of bone and sinew?

Now... we can fight as warriors... hand to hand... it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Dialogue:

Snake: I managed to sneak in my smokes.
Naomi: Just how did you manage to do that?
Snake: In my stomach.

Sniper Wolf: Do you want to die now? Or after your female friend? Which will it be?

Snake: I'll die after I kill you.

Otacon: Snake! What was she fighting for!? What am I fighting for!? What are you fighting for!?
Snake: If we make it through this, I'll tell you!

Solid Snake: Find something to believe in and find it for yourself. And when you do, pass it on to the future.
Raiden: Believe in what?
Solid Snake: That's your problem not mine.

Otacon: Another Chinese proverb: "Those who look to the Heavens prosper, those who defy it are no more." Do you know this one? The meaning here is - hold on a sec - that you can only survive as long as you're a part of the natural order of things. You remember pre-ripped jeans? Manufacturers thought that just because people loved old, broken-in jeans, they would want to buy new jeans that looked old. So they purposefully...
Solid Snake: What do jeans have to do with nature and order?

Solid Snake: Not happy about that? Get over it.

Naked Snake/Big Boss: A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.

The Boss

Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil.

People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times.

Sooner or later, your conscience is going to bother you. In the end, you have to choose whether you're going to live as a soldier, or just another man with a gun.

Which will it be, Jack? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose.

Life's end... isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final, lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die. I've been waiting, Snake, for a long time. Waiting for your birth, your growth, and the finality of today.

It was November 1st 1951. I was in the Nevada desert, participating in Atomic testing... The name "nevadas" is derived from Spanish; "covered in snow, white as snow"... And snow is exactly what I saw in that Nevada desert - It froze my blood white.

In 1960 I saw a vision of the ideal future... from space.

I could see the planet as it appeared from space... That's when it finally hit me... Space exploration is nothing but another game in the power struggle between the US and the USSR. Politics, economics, the arms race... They're all just arenas for meaningless competition. I'm sure you can see that. But the world itself has no boundries - no East, no West, no Cold War...

A world without communism or capitalism... that is the world I wanted to see... But reality continued to betray me.

Raiden: I am lighting...The rain Transformed

Old Snake: I'm a shadow, one that no light will shine on. As long as you follow me, you'll never see the day.

Old Snake: You were the lightning in that rain, you can still shine through the darkness.

Snake, oh Snake, everything is clear now, you will destroy Metal Gear and you will build a new Metal Gear in its place. Snake your children Les Enfants Terribles... Snake,your son will bring the world to ruin, your son will save the world!

Betray them?! No! I'm going to END them!

Devil May Cry:

Dante:

You summon and kill, summon and kill. I fail to see the logic here. Is sanity... the price to pay... for POWER?

Wish you would've noticed me earlier, now my coat's all charred.

Though a fight every now again does make life more interesting, don't ya' think?

You can hide that body, but the smell? Whoo! There's no covering up.

First I whip it out. Then I thrust it. With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until..! With great strength! I.. ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied, and you are set free.

That's a solid performance for an old fart like you.

If the kid screws up, I'll just have to kick his ass!

Check it out! It's got wings!

Dialogue:

Agnus: How... can there be such a difference... b-b-b-between us?!Dante: You surrendered your humanity. It's that simple.Agnus: But you are not human! So why am I inferior?!Dante: You assume that humans are weak. Okay, yeah, their bodies lack the physical ability of a demon. But humans possess something that demons don't.Agnus: writing on his clipboard What? What is it that demons l-l-lack? Please! For the sake of my research! Please! Tell me!Dante shoots his clipboard into the air, scattering Agnus's research papersAgnus: frantically No... no, no! No! No!Dante: If you're going to continue your research in the next world... Agnus looks through the bullet hole of one of his papers to see Dante pointing a gun at him Do your homework first. He shoots Agnus, killing him And the rest is silence. pulls out Ivory and fires it into the air

Dante: Hey, kid! You giving up so soon?
Nero: My options... are limited.
Dante: scoffs So melodramatic. Besides, if you die without giving me my sword back, I'm gonna be pissed!
Nero: as he is being absorbed into the Savior, he gives Dante the middle finger Then come and get it.
Dante: Heh... what a punk...

Lady: You're a lifesaver. Now I can finally do my job in peace.
She puts a briefcase on the table, and Trish opens it to find nothing but a tiny roll of cash inside.
Trish: If this was a lifesaver gig, then don't you think we deserve a little more? You call this sincerity?
Lady: More? Was it not your fault that things escalated to the level that they did? Bringing Sparda into the spotlight?
They both look at Dante, who glances at them and returns to reading his magazine. Trish closes it.
Dante: Hey, I was just getting to the good part!
Trish: This is your case too, Dante.
Dante: (sighs) We take what we can get, right?
Lady looks at Trish in a satisfied manner.
Lady: Then it's settled.
The phone rings. Trish picks it up.
Trish: Devil May Cry. (covering the mouthpiece) It's a customer with the password. They're nearby. What should we do?
Dante: (smirking, puts down the magazine) You have to ask?
(Picks up Ebony and Ivory off of the table, and puts Rebellion onto his back and starts to walk towards the door, where Lady stops him)
Lady: Can I come along?
Dante:Do what you want, but don't expect to get paid. (Walks past Lady and towards the door)
Lady: There's something so exciting about all this..! (To Trish)You think so, right?
Trish: I won't lie...
Dante:Ok, are you ready? (Flicks coat and kicks down the front door) Come on babes...
Dante, Lady and Trish: LET'S ROCK!! (Dante winks, then proceeds to rapidly fire shots from Ebony and Ivory)

Vergil: (holding Dante's Ebony gun) I'll try it your way for once.Dante: Remember what we used to say?
Arkham: DON'T DO IT!
V&D: JACKPOT!
Vergil: Give that to me.
Dante: No way, you got your own.
Vergil: Well I want yours too.
Dante: What are you gonna do with all that power, huh? No matter how hard you try, you're never gonna be like father!
Vergil: You're wasting time!
Dante: We are the sons of Sparda, and within each of us flows his blood, but more importantly, his SOUL! And now, my soul is saying that it wants to stop you!
Vergil: (evil laugh) Unfortunately, our souls are at odds, brother. I need more power!
Dante: And we're supposed to be twins...
Vergil: Twins, right...
Dante: What an ordeal.
Lady: I need that back.
Dante: No late charges, I hope.
Lady: Hmm, I'll think about it.
Dante: We should be fine for now, but I'm sure they will be back soon... Very soon.
Lady: Are you crying?
Dante: It's only the rain.
Lady: But the rain already stopped.
Dante: Devils never cry.
Lady: I see. Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?
Dante: Maybe.
Lady: By the way... (Lady shoots a demon behind Dante's back) Looks like we're gonna be busy for a while.
Dante: Well, bring it on! I love this! This is what I live for! I'm absolutely crazy about it!!
Lady: (narrating) And what happened after that? Nothing much really. We took care of all the remaining devils and that was it. My work is far from over, though. I'm not going to rest till my quest is complete. But I know now that there are humans as evil as any demon, as well as kind and compassionate devils in this universe.Dante: (stands outside his repaired shop, satisfied) Now I can finally start my business.Lady: I for one know one kind devil who is able to shed tears for those he cares about. That's enough for me to believe in him. And he's promised to help me hunt down every single demon. Even though he's part demon himself. Oh, and speaking of a kind and compassionate devil, he finally picked a name for his shop. Sure took him a while, though. Want to know the name?L & D: "Devil may Cry."Vergil: It would be fun to fight with the Prince of Darkness. If my father did it, I should be able to do it too!
Arius: Wh...what? Wh-what's going on?Dante: Is there a problem?Arius: Is...is that...the Medaglia? You switched them?Dante: A false coin, for a false god.

Dante: Flock off, feather-face, unless you want to stick around and find out the hard way!