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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm messyblackhair66.

I'm in high school, which generally means I'm not old enough to vote, buy cigarettes or cigars, consume alcohol, join the army, or get married. It also means I shouldn't be posting my name on a website open to the entire world. Sue me.

I started reading the harry potters when I was in second grade and ever since then, they've been my all-time complete favorite books. I've read all of them at least eleven times (at last count). I've always had a weird thing for JPLE... you won't see me writing any other fanfics. Except maybe BWFD.

My beta/editor is Lisa (L-Ae-D) and she's totally awesome. Although she seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth lately, but I guess that's what college does to you.

Pet Peeves About JPLE Fanfictions (Note: This is Pre-Deathly Hallows)

The little things about JPLE fanfics completely annoy me. I know it's the writer's RIGHT and all, but there are just certain things.

-When writers describe Lily's hair as "scarlet" or "crimson" or "bloodred"... well... unless she dyed it, y'know... not gonna happen. That's like, fire engine red, folks.

- When writers describe James and Sirius (not to mention Remus!) as "serial womanizers" and make them have sex like every night. Okay, so not happening. There isn't even a tiny bit in the books about that... Rowling actually says that Sirius IGNORES the girl who looked at him in 5th year. I read this one story where some girl was squealing because "Remus pinched her ass, omg!" I mean, are you serious? Like do you actually consider yourself a human being after writing that? ...

- Oftentimes Lily's father or James's father is named Harold. This is because writers assume that Harry is short for Harold and that Lily or James wanted to name their baby boy after their fathers. In England, Harry is NOT short for Harold so much as it is short for HENRY. Think outside the box a little. If you knew even the slightest bit about England, you would know that all their King Henrys were nicknamed Harry. Harry is short for Henry in England - it's just how it is. I want to cry EVERY TIME I see a Mr. Evans or Mr. Potter named Harold.

- James and Lily do not have any siblings other than Petunia. Neither of them have a twin. James's twin is not Lily's best friend. Neither of them have huge families. Deal with it.

- If James Potter were to have a nickname, it would be Jamie or Prongs. It would not be Prongsie, Prongsie-poo, or anything of the sort. And it would especially, ESPECIALLY not be Jamesie. That is not a name. It's Jamie. Go watch Love Actually or something - he's nicknamed Jamie for James.

- On that note, James would not shorten the nickname "Padfoot" by calling Sirius "Pads". Get a grip. That is a sanitary napkin.

- When Lily's friends go out with James's friends. As totally, like, perfect as that would be, does that happen? No.

- Sirius Black wasn't on the Quidditch team. He just WASN'T.

- Peter exists. Don't cut him out because he's ugly. How would you like it if someone erased your life because you were a bad writer?

- Hogwarts is in Britain. Everyone who goes there is British. Exchange students just... don't happen. American, French, hot Italian... nada. On that note, her friends will have British names. Consider Mary Macdonald and don't name them "Riley", "Missy", or other very American names.

- While we're talking about names, do you really consider it likely that Lily was biffles with Emmeline Vance and Hestia Jones? Sure, it's convenient, because we know they exist due to that scene at the beginning of OotP. But if they had known Lily very well and been devastated by her death, wouldn't they have been a bit more emotional at seeing Harry? Instead of... what was it that Hestia did? Wave from next to the toaster?

- Why can't writers just accept that Lily's name is JUST THAT - Lily. Not Lillian, Liliana, Lilialana, or anything like that. Her sister's name is Petunia, for Pete's sake. Her parents liked flowers. Capisce?

-And let's get this straight once and for all - YOU DON'T GET A HOT BODY BY PLAYING FREAKIN' QUIDDITCH! THEY FLY! WHERE IS THE MUSCLE IN HOLDING ON TO A BROOMSTICK!

-Don't call yourself an author. You are writing words using another's ideas. JKR is the author: you are a writer. I do not pretend to call myself an author of Harry Potter fanfictions. Neither should you. If I were writing another story using entirely my own ideas, I would be an author. This is why "AN"'s annoy me...

- I don't see the point of posting a story that is very AU on fanfiction.net. For example, I read a story a while ago where Lily and James were passengers on the Titanic. There was no magic involved (they were Muggles) and their relationship wasn't what it was in the books. The only similarity was their names and appearances. This is stupid. Of course, I may just be pissed off because that writer hasn't updated in over a year...

I have ample amounts of respect for the fanfiction.net writers' creative liscenses, and applaud them for ... thinking up new (if inaccurate) ideas. Kudos for you. I also know that if I don't like the way a story is going (AKA it includes one or more of my pet peeves) I should not read it. There are thousands of Harry Potter fanfics out there - why should I rag on this particular writer about theirs? Because stories are supposed to be enjoyable and about the Potterverse, that's why. If it is AU, then say so.

Anyway. Sorry. Pet peeves. I'm a very picky reader, as you can totally tell.

Writer's Note After Reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

What the fuck? Would you like me to list my quarrels with this book? Okay.

Lily and Snape were friends. Lily knew about magic before Hogwarts. Lily knew Snape before Hogwarts. Petunia called Lily a freak multiple times on one page. Lily called Snape "Sev" (pause while writer vomits). Fred died. Ron just learned Parseltongue? Nice. He imitated Harry? Nice. Ron and Hermione got together over the house elves. And then promptly forgot about them. FRED FREAKING DIED. I have more, but are so many I'll post them later. Oh, my. Don't even get me started on that epilogue! I know it was meant to be overly happy. I KNOW. But did they really have to name him Hugo? And name every single one of their children after dead people? Except Lily, whose middle name was randomly Luna. I, for one, would have been happy with a nice "Nick" or something.

Fave ships: JPLE (of course.), RWHG (so obvious), HPGW (again... what took them so long?), BWFD (it's so typical and adorable), and for a strange reason, SSLE but only if it's unreciprocated (he being in love with her, but she just pitying him).

NOT SO FAVE ships: HPDM (don't like slash...), HPRW (HOW THICK CAN YOU GET?), HPHG (They're friends. He's all Ginny's.). Oh, and DEFINITELY SBRL is THE MOST GROSS SHIP I'VE EVER HEARD OF and people who go around saying "Remus is my Whore-Crux" are definitely not on my list of friends. So, yeah. Basically, slash sucks and I'm a canon type of girl.

Review, as always!

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A Flower's Fame by Crystal Zelda reviews
Lily Evans has a secret: she's not really who she says she is. As her fame grows outside of Hogwarts, can she keep her identity, and herself, safe? And what about James Potter? He seems too interested in Lily's secrets... but what about his own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,226 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 213,059 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
All That Matters by Kaitsy reviews
Too aware of her surroundings, Lily Evans tells how, with help from the Marauders, she emerged from her cocoon to live, love, and find liberty in a dark, cynical world. The travel isn't light, but Lily learns what matters in a raw and poignant odyssey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,822 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
March of the Witch Hunters by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Lily Evans' disappearance was all over the Daily Prophet three years ago; afterall, she was the fiancee of James Potter. How will James and the wizarding community react when they find out that she's not only alive...but a death eater?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Why Me? Rewritten and Completely Changed by Clearbrook reviews
James Potter is one of the Rich Ones. Pureblooded and armed with a grin as bewitching as any spell, he rules the school. Lily Evans works two jobs just to keep her family fed. Their friends work hard to keep them apart, but they won't go down that easily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,473 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 11/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My Immortal by rochele-88 reviews
...and from that day on it was JamesandLily, LilyandJames... Lily Evans struggles to find a happy medium between hating James Potter and losing herself in him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 97,291 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Let Me Fall by MourningBlade reviews
What happens when fate is tempted? What if Lily fell in love with someone else? James struggles to prove he loves Lily above all else. But will she ever see it? A version of Sense and Sensibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,485 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cutlass V1 by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU James Potter and friends are on a mission to find his sister. To get to her first they have to encounter Captain Lily Evans and her crew of female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Changes in Definition by Catherine Daniels reviews
Jim and Pam redefine some things they thought they knew as they find their way to one another. Spoilers through The Return. PamJim. Rating for language and content later on.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
More than One War in the Wizarding World by hipotamus reviews
They'd thrice defied Voldemort and according to Lily it had all been James' fault. But then again, everything was James' fault according to Lily. Keep your friends close, enemies closer, and wands under your pillow. The war has begun. LJ. romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Sudden Change by Morrisburger reviews
Can James control his hormones long enough to make Lily see she's not as invisible as she thinks she is? Can SHE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,066 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fracas by EatOthis reviews
Hogwarts has an underground pasttime, a game that only the best and the wisest can play in… Patronus battling. The top dog of the game has a very unique patronus, a dragon. But no one knows who he is. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,982 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Cauldrons and Comrades by LuthAn reviews
We know how the story of James and Lily ends, but how does it start? In 1971, Lily didn't hate James, James didn't call her 'Evans,' nobody knew Remus's secret, Peter was still good, and Sirius was... Sirius. Come see the story from the very beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,025 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Love That Would Save the World by hermyd reviews
Lily did not always love James, and it took a remarkable relationship to get Lily and James to the point where they would die to protect those they love. Follow the couple and their friends as they fall in love and face the world and all the evil therein
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,034 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's a Mad World by Firefly119 reviews
complete. What does it take to be stong? Lily Evans will do whatever it takes to be taken seriously, even if it means facing her fears alone. Sometimes, though, the bravest, and strongest act is to admit you need someone L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,125 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meant To Be by Danimister reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter came from two very different worlds. But when they are thrown together at Hogwarts, will they realize they're meant for each other? Rated for minor cursing and some child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Gone But Not Forgotten by lostindreams1001 reviews
It's Lily and James' last year at Hogwarts, and with NEWT classes, relationship drama, werewolf outings, and growing threats of evil, it's going to be an interesting 7th year for everyone. And the question still remains: can James finally change for Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,011 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Archer's Bows Have Broken by eight-cent-plantation reviews
The beginning of a friendship, the beginning of a war, the end of an era, the end of an old life... In the midst of everything, they found hope, comfort, love and laughter in places that they never thought they would.LilyJames COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,413 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Together Again by lilyfan06 reviews
James is forced to break up with Lily, and he crushes both of them. Lily leaves the country, but is convinced to come back a year later – but James is with someone else. How will destiny bring them together again? Read on to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,742 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oh, Bugger by tradingforeverx reviews
She was indecisive, he sent mixed signals. They were sure for disaster, but they came together one magical summer after she has to leave her American life behind. But of course, nothing ever came easy with the two of them. New summary, same story. LJ AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,877 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Too Simple by Daisy Blue reviews
[AU Lily&James] It is a commonly acknowledged fact that as soon as one part of your life starts to go okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces. Lily’s about to learn the most important lesson of all… in love, nothing is ever as simple as it looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,986 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Settling the Score by Daisy Blue reviews
After one exgirlfriend too many, James Potter is at the top of the hit list of a group of vengeful girls. So how does Lily finding herself the newest arm candy to Hogwarts’ hottest heartthrob fit into the equation? Based on 'John Tucker Must Die' [LJ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Difference of Opinion by Morrisburger reviews
James lustful thoughts differ considerably from Lily's. If she only knew what she did to him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Maternal Chaos by Morrisburger reviews
Shy, quiet, Lily Evans is suddenly burdened with a small, accident inducing merchild in her sixth year with none other than the Marauders assigned to protect her and the baby. Chaos, friendship, and perhaps even a little lust ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love, Hate, and the Insane Connection Between Them by The Phoenix Queen reviews
Lily's story: love, life and lies. Also secretslike what really happened the night Remus almost killed Snape and the secret behind the 2way mirrors. LJ, SBOC, RLOC, Peternobody 'cause he's a traitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mission: Meet James Potter by Julia2Cj reviews
A companion piece to A Case of Nerves in Lily's POV. Covers a bit before their first date and will go through the first part of their relationship. What changed Lily's mind? James did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
RAIN by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lily Evans, Head Girl, top marks, top on everyone’s list, most wanted, most loved, and as popular as the Marauders to the nines—and then some. So what’s her extreme and unnatural fascination to the rain? Utterly alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,670 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily the Waitress by An Aspiring Author reviews
Six months ago Lily Evans left the world of wizards behind. Now she is a muggle waitress in her cousin's restaurant. Though everything changes when some old friends come to dine. LJ COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Want You by iimpulsive reviews
To Lily, James had never been anything more than an arrogant, immature bully, but during their seventh year, what happened to change her mind about him? Was it his new found maturity? Or just his new girlfriend sparking a jealousy in her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,446 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Not To Expect by babydoll280 reviews
Lily Evans started 6th year totally and helplessly in love. She started 7th year totally and helplessly heartbroken. Lily and James make a deal: she helps him, he helps her. But what happens when, in the end, neither want what the other helped them get?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,248 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hopelessly Addicted by Christy Corr reviews
[PreDH] Six years after the breakup, the new and improved Lily Evans is ready to take the British Ministry by storm. Naturally, it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,888 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Flawed by jumpernumbernine reviews
The sequel to The Tragic Flaw. James and Lily are out of Hogwarts and thrown into a world at war. Together, they have to prepare for the dark days ahead, for through their love, there is hope for the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,387 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just One of Those Things by PenguinBuddy reviews
It would be extremely easy for Lily to hate the girl James is betrothed to if she were a rich, popular, pureblood snob. But it’s rather hard for Lily to hate a girl who’s kind, smart, and pretty… and just happens to be her best friend. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,118 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Falling with Grace by shiiki reviews
They reached adulthood in a time of war, and left school determined to fight. Lily and James Potter fell in the end, but before they did, they made a great difference to the wizarding world … and left it a legacy.Part III of the Ashes Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,289 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Florida or Bust by Freakygreeneyes reviews
What if, instead of the booze cruize, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Soundtrack of My Summer by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Old title: Miami, the City of Love. Lily and her friends go on vacation to Miami... What happens when James and his freinds go there too? One more thing... They dont know each other yet! very AU, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,058 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Take Me Down To The Paradise City by StarlightSuccubus reviews
*Hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Beautiful Addiction ♣♠ Revised and Revisited ♠♣ by Autumn Amethyst reviews
REWRITE Lily knew she shouldn't. She was lying to her friends and everyone else. James was a Cavillor, and she an Ausculto. They were fundamentally incompatible, and yet charged with bringing everyone together. As if that would happen without a storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,322 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Airplane! by LilyPrincess reviews
Very AU. After missing the concert of the year due to a stupid muggle mishap, Lily Evans gets on a plane to fly off to Chicago, ready to spend a good few weeks with her father. The trip there, however, turns out better than the missed concert. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,004 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Life as a Weasley by arthursmolly reviews
Molly has just found out she's pregnant with her and Arthur's seventh child. Follows through the books, will stay canon through book six, then throwing in my own ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 126,309 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Molly W., Arthur W.
Players One and Two by Eye Heart Music reviews
Welcome to the Tutshill Tornadoes professional quidditch team. There's James Potter, quidditch player extraordinaire and there's Lily Evans, just a kid out of Hogwarts, according to James anyways. Will these two chasers find love on the quidditch pitch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,970 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Bumpy Road to the Altar by angelstarshine reviews
They were engaged,perfect.Then wedding plans get ruined,and that,coupled with personality clashes as they discover their differences make for a bumpy road to the altar.Will they ever get married in one piece, or will their ‘I do’s’ turn into 'I don'ts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,044 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lightning Bolt Prophecy by KMK25 reviews
Lily always goes to James when there's a thunderstorm, why? and what about a prophecy? slightly AU, L and J are friends
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
With All My Love by Mis Chi Evous reviews
Seventh year is starting up for Lily, James and the Marauders. With Voldemort rising to power, Lily and James have to learn to respect each other, Remus forgives, and Sirius learns the beauty of that forgiveness. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Will Prevail by hipotamus reviews
Oneshot. LJ. He hated her with all his heart. She needed him. He loved her with all is heart. She loathed him. It was the type of love one could not even conceive and now there was hope. Hope that love would prevail and all would be right with the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Complicated by Chrisssstian reviews
“You better smile that scowl you’re wearing is extremely unappealing, though I’m quite sure that your smile would make you look worse. When 16 year old Lillian Evans meets James Potter Life becomes even more complicated. not the typical JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Bet and Other Fun Stuff by Arcynic reviews
In which a rat, a wolf, a dog, and a stag make a bet about a plain little flower—and other fun stuff. A twist on the old scenario that is hopefully original, engaging, and oh so snarky. [revision in progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Beginning of the End, Till Death do us Part by Mei1105 reviews
Sequel to Beginning of the End. Two years after leaving Hogwarts, Lily and James are living in a world that grows darker each day. With their friends beside them they must fight the war that threatens to consume the world. On very very very long hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,839 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You're Engaged? by jegan reviews
COMPLETE Lily Evans is engaged to a magic and quidditchhating, miserable muggle against her will and he's coming to Hogwarts. Can the Marauders save her? Is there any chance for love with the handsome James Potter? This is a Seventh Year to remember!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,173 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Reminiscence by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] The final battle is over, and several years later, Harry could only look back, and thank everyone for helping him reach this special moment of his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Will You Be My Wife? by starry night blue reviews
[COMPLETE]James finally asks Lily to marry him, what he deosn't know is...brides tend to be really aggressive before weddings. With Sirius' feedback and hints, will he be able to survive till the wedding?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,034 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Consequence of Memories by Sadhana reviews
A JAM fanfic. She smiled at him. This could work out, couldn’t it? She deserved happiness, didn’t she? Begins with the end of Cocktails, and will move beyond in later chapters. R&R.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Heaven restores you in life by ZuXy.Q reviews
Lily Evans was James Potter's fiancée and was pregnant.She was attacked and she was dead to the world. Two years later she is back, James is married to someone else, her baby is missing and she can't remember a thing about the past two years....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Smile, Kiss, Tear by Danimister reviews
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. A threeshot about the love of Lily Evans and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cross by magicXheart reviews
Lily accidently made an Unbreakable Oath that she would go one year disguised as a boy. She transfers to Hogwarts where she meets the Marauders. Her main problem: How does she fall in love with James when they're both guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,985 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Flash of Green by aroniwen reviews
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Halloween 1975 to Halloween 1981. Six years in the life of James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Luna P.
I Could Never by Lady Carmilla Sanguina reviews
COMPLETE! It’s Lily and James’ 7th year at Hogwarts they're chosen as Head Students. Will Lily be able to forget their past? What if something came between them? And what happens when you throw a feisty American OC into the mix? Read and see. LJ SOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,831 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drunk Dial by Freakygreeneyes reviews
Jim calls Pam back after receiving her text on the night of the Diwali festival. And yes, he is still very drunk.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Operation Snog by erinnn reviews
After Lily breaks up with her longtime boyfriend, she finds herself in a dating slump. To help her get out of it, her friend makes an interesting bet: Lily has to snog a boy in a month, or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,871 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Playing For Keeps by Pinker Belle reviews
Lily Evans. The girl of James Potter's dreams. Who just happens to be dating his exbest friend Sirius Black. When things fall apart for Lily and Sirius, Lily and James pretend to date. But what happens when fictional feelings become not so fictional?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Stuff of Legend by The Phoenix Queen reviews
James is upset when Lily rejects him for the 547th time and so Sirius decides to cheer him up by pulling a prank on Snape. How else? But when the Marauders invent a secret admirer for dear old Snivelly, interesting events occur to keep the prank going...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Earthworms and a Slightly Horny Suit of Armour by hipotamus reviews
With his wealth, charm, incredible Quidditch abilities, and of course his devastatingly goodlooks, James Potter claims he can win any girl's heart. Lily is out to prove him wrong. LJ lovehate. sure to put a smile on your face! R&R. rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Intricate Amendments by Daisy Blue reviews
Everyone knows that Lily hated James while James was besotted with Lily. A tangled romance of how James manages to redeem himself in Lily's eyes and Lily discovers something she is quite unprepared for. HBP compliant. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,708 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Am My Own Knight by pasmosa reviews
Lily Evans didn’t need a knight in shining armour. What she needed was a man with the depth and nerve to stand by her side through everything from school rivalries to combating YouKnowWho. And if he captured her heart as well...that wouldn't be so bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,368 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
stags, mermaids and midnight lilies by lilytero reviews
Lily glanced up to see James' smiling face a few inches from hers.'I really like the changes you did with yourself', he muttered and run his knuckles down her cheek.'You almost look pretty.'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,384 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A New Light by ohsnap its potter reviews
James and Lily are finally beginning their life as adults. Through it all, they find that maybe, just maybe, they really were meant to be together. Sequel to Their Time of Need.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Year in the Lives by hols09 reviews
Sirius sighed. 'Are you or are you not curious as to what they're up to? ' One chapter for every month in Lily and James's last year at Hogwarts. Oneshots, vignettes, whatever you will. Please revie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Happiness Pending by LotrNaustenfan reviews
Times are hard, Voldemort is on the loose, but in one house there is a bigger problem than a Dark Lord: how to get a baby to sleep. An LJ fic, not always romantic, but always funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,259 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Case of Nerves by Julia2Cj reviews
Lily has finally agreed to go on a date with James. Ridiculously cute, fluffy. You'll like it if you read it. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beauty Queen of Only Eighteen by TASHAx reviews
Lily Evans is a beautiful teenage girl who is slowly crumbling on the inside thanks to her Fiancé. Can James save her? Can he see through her fake smiles? Or will he ignore her ever present tears...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Or I'll Slug You! by Arcynic reviews
There are many different explanations as to how one James Potter fell in love with one Lily Evans. This is just another one of them—with slugs. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Romancing Lily Evans by lily-james-4ever010 reviews
This story is about James Potter and Lily Evans in their seventh year of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,350 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Molly and Arthur: What Comes Before All Else by writer007 reviews
Chapter 13 up! Beginning in their seventh year, meet the previous generation of Hogwarts' friends and the original Order. Follow Arthur and Molly as they build their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Molly W., Arthur W.
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The Slightly Botched Fairytale reviews
Lily was everything a girl should be... loyal, kind, smart, and beautiful. James was all she could have desired... tall, brilliant, and handsome. He loved her dearly, and she... wait. There's something wrong with this fairytale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
One Day While You Were Out reviews
At James' insistence, Lily agrees to go out for the afternoon and leave Baby Harry with his loving godfather Sirius. Hilarity ensues when... surprise, surprise, Sirius loses the baby. Rated T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete