Author has written 5 stories for Jak and Daxter, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, and Bleach.
Hello there! I see you're on my profile. Well that means you want to know something about me then...
Name: Neon. Thats all you're getting.
Area: Eastbourne. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!
Job: See note below
And thats all you're getting.
Note: I'm a proffesional chef. I work long hours. Updates may take a while.
Also I've just started working on a Jak/transformers crossover! Watch this space!
Harry Potter and the burning magic: Working on chapter 8 should be out in the next few days, sorry but works been a bitch.
Just posted the first part of my Dresden files fic, please review!
One: Draco or Snape/Hermione pairing. Never gonna happen
Two: Ron/Hermione = J.K is thicker than a brick sandwhich
Three: Ginny/Harry, i just shudder at this.
Four: Harry/Draco slash... Hell will freeze over before I read this. In fact any Harry/Snape/Draco/Any bloody death eater/Tommy boy is not going to happen.
Five: The debacle that was HBP and DH
One: The Dresden files, especially the Denarius. Go find, read and be amazed.
Two: Harry/Hermione - They're too cute!
Three: Blowing things up
Five: Reading GOOD fanfiction
Some fav quotes of mine:
"I was talking to the tall one...shorty!" - Precursor statue in Jak 3
"We'll talk about nice...later" Keira in JakX
"Listen lady, we've been shot at, blown up, poisoned and nearly killed! How can this get any worse?" - Daxter JakX
Kliever walks in "Hello nippers!"
"It got worse" Daxter
"HA! That things a walking scrapheap!" Me dark striking a KG bot on Jak 3
"watch out bro! Jedi from beh-oh never mind" Me and my bro playing SWB2
"Anyone fancy extra crispy jedi?" Me. SWB2
"Ever had one of those days?" Me, having one of those said days.
"I'm a chef. I work with knives for a living. If you wish to keep your skin intact, please refrain from insulting me, or I'll skin you with my blunt boning knife" Me to the most annoying waiter on the planet.