Neonsneakers
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Joined 10-17-05, id: 915058, Profile Updated: 05-12-08
Author has written 5 stories for Jak and Daxter, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, and Bleach.

Hello there! I see you're on my profile. Well that means you want to know something about me then...

Name: Neon. Thats all you're getting.

Area: Eastbourne. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!

Job: See note below

Age:

And thats all you're getting.

Note: I'm a proffesional chef. I work long hours. Updates may take a while.

Also I've just started working on a Jak/transformers crossover! Watch this space!

Harry Potter and the burning magic: Working on chapter 8 should be out in the next few days, sorry but works been a bitch.

Just posted the first part of my Dresden files fic, please review!

Main annoyances

One: Draco or Snape/Hermione pairing. Never gonna happen

Two: Ron/Hermione = J.K is thicker than a brick sandwhich

Three: Ginny/Harry, i just shudder at this.

Four: Harry/Draco slash... Hell will freeze over before I read this. In fact any Harry/Snape/Draco/Any bloody death eater/Tommy boy is not going to happen.

Five: The debacle that was HBP and DH

Favourite things:

One: The Dresden files, especially the Denarius. Go find, read and be amazed.

Two: Harry/Hermione - They're too cute!

Three: Blowing things up

Four: Cooking

Five: Reading GOOD fanfiction

Some fav quotes of mine:

"I was talking to the tall one...shorty!" - Precursor statue in Jak 3

"We'll talk about nice...later" Keira in JakX

"Listen lady, we've been shot at, blown up, poisoned and nearly killed! How can this get any worse?" - Daxter JakX

Kliever walks in "Hello nippers!"

"It got worse" Daxter

"HA! That things a walking scrapheap!" Me dark striking a KG bot on Jak 3

"watch out bro! Jedi from beh-oh never mind" Me and my bro playing SWB2

"Anyone fancy extra crispy jedi?" Me. SWB2

"HULK SMASH!"

"Ever had one of those days?" Me, having one of those said days.

"I'm a chef. I work with knives for a living. If you wish to keep your skin intact, please refrain from insulting me, or I'll skin you with my blunt boning knife" Me to the most annoying waiter on the planet.

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Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Traitor's Promise by WiseTomato reviews
Amidst battle, betrayal, deception, and death, Ichigo makes Rukia a promise he vows to keep.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,627 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Entwined Snakes by Gamecrazy 25 reviews
The name Harry Potter brought about celebration, a little baby boy who felled the worst dark wizard. However, once Harry grows up to enroll in Hogwarts, is he the boy everyone expects? Dark Harry and Hermione, eventual H/Hr, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Blood of the Dragon by Ultimate Xiaolin Dragon reviews
Sequel to LotTC. A new evil threatens what Ryan and Kimiko hold dear. In a world where evil is hunting them, they must depend on each other to survive. But things begin to destroy their relationship. Will they be able to pull through no matter what?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 115,152 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kimiko - Complete
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Bleach: Fidelity reviews
AU: Aizen struck earlier than anticipated, but with a virus. Humans turning into hollows and more, the shinigami had no choice but to strike at the infected. Now it's war, between Aizen, humans and shinigami. And in this wasteland, who can you trust?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Burning magic: Fire of the heart reviews
Following his godfathers escape Harry is at an all time low. Miserable, his uncle's violence escalates and Harry's desperate plea for help is answered in a most unusual way.Wizarding world beware...the dragons are stirring!. HP/HG M for language/violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,536 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
As white as Snow: Year one: The stone of life reviews
Meet Snow. He's not from around these parts. Fleeing his home's destruction he ends up on the doorstep of Number 4 Privet drive, on that fateful Halloween night. Harry, now eleven, will be very different to one we know from canon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Easy money reviews
Harry needs money, so when a stranger turns up, offering 100,000 for 7 days of bodyguard work, Dresden thinks he's hit the jackpot. However when the strangers a kid...and a Denarius... You get seven days of hell... Poor Harry... This isn't easy money...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008
Wish upon a star reviews
A jak and transformers crossover. A city torn in two, but waging war on three fronts. A young transformer is thrown into this conflict, heralded as a hero, but even he is unsure as to what he truly is...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006
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