Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.
Wow. This is really out of date, so i guess i should update it.
Likes: Very little
Dislikes:Authors who use terms that are too advanced for them, usually without having any concept of what they mean(preyofthedemons and whybother101, i'm looking at you here), People who make the rest of us sue-haters look like a bunch of racist, homophobic rednecks(Whybother101 again) and people who take the ideas of others and claim that they're original.
What should be common knowledge: If you're going to attack someone or something, make sure you have five things. first, a vald viewpoint. second, a little bit of intellect. third, evidence of your claims. fourth, ability to back up what you say. and, fifth, know when to give up. almost everyone who starts crap with me on this site has none of those things. for example, xia momo capernicus says that if you don't like a sue, don't read it. The problem is, and this is where pretenders like whybother101 trip up, you have to read a story to know if it's a sue. a general sign is the author posting in the summary that their character isn't a sue. if it really wasn't a sue, then why do you need to tell people it's not, when they would find out anyway?
Goals: create an SI that doesn't suck, and doesn't have ridiculously hard to believe powers immediately like blackwindwhiners. honestly. you fail at existance, as has been demonstrated by the fact that you say that i got my ideas from your story, even though it was so bad that i had to stop reading after the first few paragraphs.
Five undeniable truths(these are pretty obvious, and if you don't know all of them already, you fail at life.):
1. Yaoi is shit, 100 of the time.
2. Mary-sues are Shit 100 of the time.
3. If you write a story that sucks and get flamed, bitching about it only makes it more obvious what an idiot you are.
4. If you flame, make sure you include a reason why, or you're worse than the person you're flaming.
5. if you have five people in an argument against one person and you still lose, then do everything you can to remove yourself from the gene pool, because you're giving the shallow end a bad name.
List of traitors to the cause of mary-sue eradication(can be listed for supporting sues or attacking suehaters:
Whybother101, xia momo capernicus,
Quotes: "i REALLY wish i was sleeping right now."
"if i know you, i could probably make you think you were a racist. i'm that good."
"get a job."
"someday, someone will beat me at something. but it won't be today, it won't be this, and it sure as hell won't be you."
"if i wanted your opinion, i'd have told you what it was by now."
"an opinion is part of every healthy human being. so, until you either become healthy or become human, don't tell me yours."
Good authors on this site:
users of this site who don't qualify as authors:
whybother101: for betraying the cause of the sue haters in this site
xia momo capernicus: for supporting sues
tenkyougan-master: for starting garbage with everyone, and for blatant godmoding, also gaining new powers from completely out of nowhere
Ninja friend: see above
ff7: sephiroth, cid, red XIII, vincent valentine, aeris
evangelion: hikari, shinji, rei
naruto: naruto, hinata, shino, kimimaro, hatake sakumo, the first four hokage, itachi,
legend of mana: elazul, escad, blackpearl, olbohn, sierra
kingdom hearts: ansem the wise, axel, sora, riku, roxas, and kairi.
ff7: almost anyone in shinra
evangelion: misato, asuka, gendo, kaworu/tabris, ritsuko
naruto: sakura, orochimaru, kabuto, almost all of the konoha villagers, and sasuke
legend of mana: the mana goddess, irwin, drakonis, pearl
description: tall brown haired green eyed male. has a very short fuse and a hero complex. also is extremely sadistic.
the journey of ian valentine part 1: its on hold until i get some ideas. also, a beta would help.
reason why my capitalization and grammar may be off at times, but my spelling is dead on: in the classrooms in my state, people were never really taught how to write, just how to spell. probably because there was ths huge obsession with standardized testing, and that was taught instead of how to write well. any grammatical erors, or me not using the right word at the right time is evidence of this.
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