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Joined 10-17-05, id: 915566, Profile Updated: 01-15-09
Author has written 14 stories for X-overs, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Tales of the Abyss, and D.Gray-Man.

Uh...is...this my profile? Yay.

About Me

It's about time I updated this. I'm a very changing person, you know. For example, I now like onions as well as video games and drawing. I do, of course, love writing as well, which is why I have an account here. I mostly enjoy writing stories with at least a bit of humor, although usually they're completely insane. And I seem to be very into D.Gray-Man right now. In other news, I love Dr Pepper, and your random fact for the while is yes, it's spelled without the period in "Dr". Oh, and I'm taking a forensics class right now, so I suppose I like forensics, too. Yay science. And mystery. And JUSTICE. :0

Oh, but chemistry. Mixing random chemicals to form reactions. I filled up a balloon with...uh...hydrogen, was it? Is that the flammable one?

Uh, I love to play video games. I like to draw, and doodle, and...I'm poor. So I'll get a job as a traveling performer and...no...I don't think that'd work...

I also like eating. XD

But it's okay because I never get heavier. OR TALLER. ;_;

I enjoy writing, which is probably obvious, especially considering I think I said it before. I also love photography and reading ghost stories. Yes, ghost stories are big win. Shows about ghosts are fun, too. I swear, someday I'll spend the night in a haunted house...but...not by myself. And I like cats. Although I suppose liking cats isn't really a hobby...

I also still haven't found a pen name that's perfect for me...so if you have any suggestions...

Um, my favorite games...can't be decided because I love so very many. For one, I love Tales of the Abyss, which I just...can't seem to stop playing...then there are the old Mario Bros. games, which I absolutely love to death...and Zelda...the ones before Twilight Princess. Yes. Those games bring back some memories...OH. Mother 3. I LOVE Mother 3. You should play it. Like...now. Actually, I should play it like now...

Random Facts You Might Like

I'm scared of spiders. (Who isn't?)

I can't do the Officer Meekins salute. My fingers don't bend like that. D:

I hate tomatoes but I like tomato juice.

There's a cake out there with my name on it. Figuratively, yes. Literally, possibly.

If you ever just want to talk, feel free to send me a message. I'm always up to chatting, especially if it's about stuff I like. XD



I am often getting addicted to things. These addictions are always changing and morphing into even more addictions, and, although I am ashamed of some, I am quite proud of others. As of right now, my addictions include...

- Ghost Hunters

- Soft pretzels

- D.Gray-Man

- DeviantART (Yes, I have a DA account. If you'd like to know, just ask. I don't feel like sticking it up here.)

- Drawing (doodling, more like)

- Tea

- Music from the 80's

- Wallets

- Stuffed animals

- Video games

- Dr Pepper

- Chocolate cake

If we have things in common, do tell. I love meeting fellow addicts. :'D

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100 Themes of Chaoji HATE by RoyxRizaFan reviews
TOTAL HYPER CRACK! 100 stories mocking Chaoji and how he fails at life. Original Chaoji hate oneshots here! IF YOU'RE A CHAOJI FAN DO NOT READ THIS. Rated T for language *cough* Kanda *cough* and some suggestive/violent themes.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 42,282 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008
Death Warmed Over by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
The horror of when death itself throws a Halloween party. It's random, it's bizarre, and at times romantic. Things are gonna get weird. IchixRuki COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sora and Riku Strike Back, again! by hurkydoesntknow reviews
The sequel to Sora and Riku Strike Back, a guy named Mesna comes to Destiny Islands to run for mayor and mayhem goes up, and the guy looks just like Ansem. Also, Riku might be in love... NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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Allen and Lenalee's Picnic of Fantastic Fortitude reviews
It was only supposed to be a picnic…just a picnic…but somehow things always have the habit of going horribly wrong...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Daisy, Daisy reviews
People say love is blind. They also say fools fall in love. Maybe it’s just the two fools who are the blind ones.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,154 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
The Merry Misadventures of Florian the Great reviews
Florian, the foremost expert on being left out of the loop, is off on a grand adventure of his own! Follow him in his quest for greatness, as he...as he...well, as many misadventures ensue.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
Once Upon a Saturday: Horribly Horrible reviews
All Ichigo wants to do is spend his Saturday relaxing...but stuff happens. Yes, my friends. Stuff. The thrilling sequel to the story "Once Upon a Friday: Gone Terribly Wrong". Not to worry, you can read this without having read the other one.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Misadventures of Sasuke the Great reviews
This is a collection of the misadventures of Sasuke. I warn you, it's not nice. It's funny, but it's not nice. Starting out with a birthday, continuing on with a published diary...the possibilities are endless.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sasuke U.
Once Upon a Friday: Gone Terribly Wrong reviews
A party goes horribly awry, Ichigo and Rukia get locked in a closet, Uryu dons another cape, and allaround insanity ensues. Not much of a summary, eh? You’ll have to read to find out what happens…keh heh heh.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Riku, Sora, and Kairi's Random Rendezvous Returns! reviews
Woo! The random story of the century is back with a vengance! It's going to have more chapters, more humor, more characters, and more randomness! Warning: Do NOT put your Thinking Caps on!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005
The Little Mermaid: Kingdom Hearts Style! reviews
Well, I think the title pretty much says all. Basically the story of The Little Mermaid, one of my alltime favorite Disney movies, with a few twists. WARNING: If you are going to flame for originalbutlong songs, DO NOT READ! Turn back now! Flames are NOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Riku, Sora, and Kairi's Random Rendezvous! reviews
Beware! This story is random! A broken wall, freaked out Riku, kidnapping, and disguised Ansem are just some of the many things in this story! Warning: Randomness! THE SEQUEL IS UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Funky's Special Show: Naruto Edition reviews
On Funky's Special Show, nothing is as it seems. And today, it's even weirder! For we have the characters of Naruto! Ph34r it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Riku? Problems? reviews
Riku has problems? Did he try to kill Sora multiple times? Nah. Well...what do I know? The only way you'll find out is to read! Yay! Warning: Excessive Craziness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005
Roomies! reviews
What will happen when Sora, Riku, and Kairi are taken to a hotel by a mysterious 'Mr. Man' and 'Ms. Lady? By your favorite random author!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
The Haunted Circus reviews
What happens when someone kidnaps the characters of Kingdom Hearts with a Dr. Pepper truck and takes them to a circus? Randomness, that's what!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2005
Just Another Ordinary Day reviews
Is it another ordinary day in the world of MegaTokyo? Does it involve missing walls, scared children, a supposed robbery, zombies, and thrown fruit? Yep, it's another ordinary day.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005
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