Author has written 4 stories for Scream, Beauty and the Beast, Shakespeare, and Misc. Books.
Ok, lets see, Humm I really don't introduce myself to anything but dogs but ill try:
First of all The only thing I like about Christmas (commercialy) is Rudolph the red nosed...well you know. I have a giant stuffed one that I got for Christmas when I was about 7 or 8. He sleeps on the corner of my bed with an old baby blanket wraped around his neck. LOL that thing is soo ratty that most people cringe, when they see it.
For christmas I got
Phantom of the Oprea on DVD. 2003 version. Wahoo.. I forsee some oprea songs in my story LOL
First here is some advice for the month:
Januarys: Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
Decembers: "A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.
A psychotic is the man who lives in it.
A psychiatrist is the man who charges them both rent."
Novembers: Depression is anger without enthusiasm."
I'm 22 years old, single and happy to stay that way. I work for my parents who breed dogs, I own fewer than 20 at the moment. If you read "Believe" you'll get to hear all about 5 of them. I'm very superstitious in an O.C.D. kind of way, other than that I'm a very boring person and happy to be so.
Oh yeah, I live in Arkansas, and no I am not related to anyone here other than my sister (who adopted me so she is also my mother) and my parents do not own slaves, yes we have indoor plumbing, and I only have five fingers per hand and 5 toes per foot. J
My favorite books/ Manga/ Comics would have to be:
Watership Down, Ya Ya series, Fruit's Basket, Alice 19th, Secret Garden, Bone (Jeff smith)
My favorite TV shows:
Law and order (specially S.V.U.), Cold case (I have only seen one so far that has yet to make me cry), Will and Grace (Go Karen and Jack,), Ghost Whisper, Big Brother (season 2 was the best), The Apprentice, Danny Phantom, Judge show's (Judy, Alex), Earthworm Jim, My Little pony, (The original) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
My Favorite Movies:
Spirited away (With the subtitles), Beauty and the Beast, Victor Victoria, The Ring, The Labyrinth, O' Brother where art thou? Too Wong Foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar, Lady and the Tramp (no wonder I raise Cocker Spaniels), Independence Day (don’t know why but that movie always makes me cry), 9 to 5, Shrek1 & 2, Robin hood men in tights, Space Balls, shoot almost anything by Mel Brooks. 50 first dates, Fried Green tomatoes.
My Favorite Soundtracks:
The Wiz, Moulin Rouge, Spirit, Labyrinth, Chicago, Phantom of the Oprea
Okay quotes! first some from here around the home front and ill start a list of movie ones
My little brother Carter (4) has lerned a dirty word so we are teaching him 'aw pickles' as an alternative. Well he said it one day when my father was fixing to remove a dogs tooth (it was a puppy tooth) and we said that he was pulling out its tooth because he said the bad word. Well Carter put his hand over his mouth and ran outta the room screaming "AWWW PICKLES!" it was too funny
Computers, printers, and fax machines are of the devil! Just like foosball!" -Me and Clair to her husband Tracy (waterboy inspired)
"Laugh at the crazy people and they won’t hurt you." - My sister Clair
You think the Grudge is scary! fine I'll give you something to be scared about, imagine that when you wake up tomorrow that laying in the bed beside you will be Michael Jackson wearing a Speedo Slams door So good night. walks off to sound's of screams. - Me to my Davis (My nephew) after he begged to see the Grudge because he wouldn't be scared, not like that was a scary movie, and then said that he was going to have nightmares
"That’s so funny it could make a cat laugh!" -Me (cats are so serious that it would take a lot to make one laugh)
YAY! Movie quotes!
Julius - All you need is love, John Lennon. Very smart man, shot in the back, very sad Independence day
"Mary had a little lamb, But I ate it!" - Daffey duck movie
I want to do something for her - but what?
Oh there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep. - Beauty and the beast
: Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. - How the Grinch stole Christmas
That's not fair!
You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? - The labyrinth
Lydia: They don't want to come down.
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.- Beetlejuice
Mr. Green: I'm going home to sleep with my wife!- Clue
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the chocolate factory
: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes!"-Ghostbusters
You normally don’t see that type of behavior in a household appliance." -Ghost Busters
Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.-The princes Bride
Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?-The Princes bride
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.-The princes Bride
Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!-Peter pan
Hello, Ginger. Back from holiday?
Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, I was in solitary confinement
It's nice to get a little time to yourself, isn't it? -Chicken run
Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. - Con Air
Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! Tom Hanks -A League of Their Own
BLACK KNIGHT: "I'm invincible!"
Man 1 He says he's not dead.
VILLAGER #3: "Well, she turned me into a newt."
Weezer : "I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years!" -Steel Magnolias
Clairee: "You know what they say, that which does not kill us makes us stronger."- Steel Magnolias
Buddy: "I don’t want you listening to any angry music."
Buddy: "You may not use rage enhancing substances such as: caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Tricky Sticks, Bing Bangs or Flying Willards."
Buddy: "Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable." -Anger management
Henry: "The Beach Boys? How nice of that man to give me a CD that will remind me of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. What an asshole! (Singing along with The Beach Boys "Wouldn't it Be Nice") Why? Why would you do this to me? You sick bastard!" - 50 first dates
Forrest Gump "Now when I was a baby mama named me after the great Civil War hero General Nathan Bedford Forrest. She said we was related to him in some way. And what he did was He started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They’d all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets, and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or somethin'. They’d even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name: Forrest Gump. My mama said the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that well, just don't make no sense." -Forrest Gump
Jessica: "Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace."
Everett: "The treasure is still there boys, believe me."
Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."O brother Where art thou
Delmar: "Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Vernon can support 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet. The only good thing you did for the gals was get hit by that train! -O brother Where art thou
Delmar: "We thought you was a toad! (leaning in, speaking slower and softer) We... thought... you... was... a... toad! -O brother Where art thou
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning to all of us. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and we will once again be fighting for our freedom. But not for freedom from tyranny or oppression or persecution. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world stood up and declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -, Independence day (I remember the whole movie theater broke out in clapping and cheering, It was a once in a lifetime kind of moment)
Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.
Pippin: But what about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?
Aragorn stares at him, then walks off. Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he? Merry: I wouldn't count on it. - Lord of the rings Legolas: Final count, 42. Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43. Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on Gimli: He was already dead. Legolas: He was twitching! Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system! - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it. - Lord of the rings
Legolas: Final count, 42.
Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.
Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system! - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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