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Joined 10-18-05, id: 915729
Author has written 4 stories for Scream, Beauty and the Beast, Shakespeare, and Misc. Books.

Ok, lets see, Humm I really don't introduce myself to anything but dogs but ill try:

First of all The only thing I like about Christmas (commercialy) is Rudolph the red nosed...well you know. I have a giant stuffed one that I got for Christmas when I was about 7 or 8. He sleeps on the corner of my bed with an old baby blanket wraped around his neck. LOL that thing is soo ratty that most people cringe, when they see it.

For christmas I got

Phantom of the Oprea on DVD. 2003 version. Wahoo.. I forsee some oprea songs in my story LOL

First here is some advice for the month:

Januarys: Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

Decembers: "A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.

A psychotic is the man who lives in it.

A psychiatrist is the man who charges them both rent."

Novembers: Depression is anger without enthusiasm."

I'm 22 years old, single and happy to stay that way. I work for my parents who breed dogs, I own fewer than 20 at the moment. If you read "Believe" you'll get to hear all about 5 of them. I'm very superstitious in an O.C.D. kind of way, other than that I'm a very boring person and happy to be so.

Oh yeah, I live in Arkansas, and no I am not related to anyone here other than my sister (who adopted me so she is also my mother) and my parents do not own slaves, yes we have indoor plumbing, and I only have five fingers per hand and 5 toes per foot. J

My favorite books/ Manga/ Comics would have to be:

Watership Down, Ya Ya series, Fruit's Basket, Alice 19th, Secret Garden, Bone (Jeff smith)

My favorite TV shows:

Law and order (specially S.V.U.), Cold case (I have only seen one so far that has yet to make me cry), Will and Grace (Go Karen and Jack,), Ghost Whisper, Big Brother (season 2 was the best), The Apprentice, Danny Phantom, Judge show's (Judy, Alex), Earthworm Jim, My Little pony, (The original) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

My Favorite Movies:

Spirited away (With the subtitles), Beauty and the Beast, Victor Victoria, The Ring, The Labyrinth, O' Brother where art thou? Too Wong Foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar, Lady and the Tramp (no wonder I raise Cocker Spaniels), Independence Day (don’t know why but that movie always makes me cry), 9 to 5, Shrek1 & 2, Robin hood men in tights, Space Balls, shoot almost anything by Mel Brooks. 50 first dates, Fried Green tomatoes.

My Favorite Soundtracks:

The Wiz, Moulin Rouge, Spirit, Labyrinth, Chicago, Phantom of the Oprea

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«´¨·..¤.Emily ¤..·´¨»
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´¤'·.¸)'·.¸) Thats my name :)

Okay quotes! first some from here around the home front and ill start a list of movie ones

My little brother Carter (4) has lerned a dirty word so we are teaching him 'aw pickles' as an alternative. Well he said it one day when my father was fixing to remove a dogs tooth (it was a puppy tooth) and we said that he was pulling out its tooth because he said the bad word. Well Carter put his hand over his mouth and ran outta the room screaming "AWWW PICKLES!" it was too funny

Computers, printers, and fax machines are of the devil! Just like foosball!" -Me and Clair to her husband Tracy (waterboy inspired)

"Laugh at the crazy people and they won’t hurt you." - My sister Clair

You think the Grudge is scary! fine I'll give you something to be scared about, imagine that when you wake up tomorrow that laying in the bed beside you will be Michael Jackson wearing a Speedo Slams door So good night. walks off to sound's of screams. - Me to my Davis (My nephew) after he begged to see the Grudge because he wouldn't be scared, not like that was a scary movie, and then said that he was going to have nightmares

"That’s so funny it could make a cat laugh!" -Me (cats are so serious that it would take a lot to make one laugh)

YAY! Movie quotes!

Julius - All you need is love, John Lennon. Very smart man, shot in the back, very sad Independence day

"Mary had a little lamb, But I ate it!" - Daffey duck movie

Beast I want to do something for her - but what?

Cogsworth Oh there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep. - Beauty and the beast

The Grinch: Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. - How the Grinch stole Christmas

Sarah That's not fair!

Jareth You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? - The labyrinth

Lydia: They don't want to come down.

Otho: Why not?

Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.

Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.- Beetlejuice

Mr. Green: I'm going home to sleep with my wife!- Clue

Willy Wonka Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the chocolate factory

Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes!"-Ghostbusters

You normally don’t see that type of behavior in a household appliance." -Ghost Busters

Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.-The princes Bride

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?-The Princes bride

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.-The princes Bride

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!

Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!-Peter pan

Babs Hello, Ginger. Back from holiday?

Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, I was in solitary confinement

Babs It's nice to get a little time to yourself, isn't it? -Chicken run

Garland Greene Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. - Con Air

Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! Tom Hanks -A League of Their Own

BLACK KNIGHT: "I'm invincible!"
ARTHUR: "You're a looney" –
Monte Python - The Holy Grail

Man 1 He says he's not dead.
Man2 Yes he is.
Dead man No I'm not...
man1 He isn't?
Man 2 Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dead man I'm getting better...
man 2 No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.-
Monte Python - The Holy Grail

VILLAGER #3: "Well, she turned me into a newt."
BEDEVERE: "A newt?"
VILLAGER #3: "I got better." .-
Monte Python - The Holy Grail

Weezer : "I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years!" -Steel Magnolias

Clairee: "You know what they say, that which does not kill us makes us stronger."- Steel Magnolias

Buddy: "I don’t want you listening to any angry music."
Dave: "The Carpenters are angry? I mean..."
Buddy: "Don't be naive Dave. Close To You, We've Only Just Begun, songs of madness and obsession."
-Anger management

Buddy: "You may not use rage enhancing substances such as: caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Tricky Sticks, Bing Bangs or Flying Willards."
Dave: "How about Fiddle Faddles?"
Buddy: "Under my supervision." -
Anger management

Buddy: "Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable." -Anger management

Henry: "The Beach Boys? How nice of that man to give me a CD that will remind me of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. What an asshole! (Singing along with The Beach Boys "Wouldn't it Be Nice") Why? Why would you do this to me? You sick bastard!" - 50 first dates

Forrest Gump "Now when I was a baby mama named me after the great Civil War hero General Nathan Bedford Forrest. She said we was related to him in some way. And what he did was He started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They’d all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets, and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or somethin'. They’d even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name: Forrest Gump. My mama said the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that well, just don't make no sense." -Forrest Gump

Jessica: "Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace."
Jessica and April: "They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... Hor...ticulture studies flowers... Geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his... Cock...roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of... Jug...glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is... forget it, no suck luck."-Hot Chick

Everett: "The treasure is still there boys, believe me."
Delmar: "But how'd he know about the treasure?"
Everett: "I don't know, Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision..."
Pete: "He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles."
Everett: "Well what the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man." -
O brother Where art thou

Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."O brother Where art thou

Delmar: "Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias."
Everett: "Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed." -
O brother where art thou

Penny Wharvey McGill: "Vernon can support 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet. The only good thing you did for the gals was get hit by that train! -O brother Where art thou

Delmar: "We thought you was a toad! (leaning in, speaking slower and softer) We... thought... you... was... a... toad! -O brother Where art thou

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning to all of us. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and we will once again be fighting for our freedom. But not for freedom from tyranny or oppression or persecution. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world stood up and declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! - President Whitmore, Independence day (I remember the whole movie theater broke out in clapping and cheering, It was a once in a lifetime kind of moment)

Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.

Pippin: But what about breakfast?

Aragorn: You've already had it.

Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

Aragorn stares at him, then walks off.

Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

Merry: I wouldn't count on it. - Lord of the rings

Legolas: Final count, 42.

Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.

Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on

Gimli: He was already dead.

Legolas: He was twitching!

Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system! - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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A Rose with Thorns by EverspringNative reviews
What if Christine wasn't a brainless waif unable to make a decision? What if she were a woman who knew what she wanted and how to get it? And what if, in the bowels of the theater, Erik suddenly didn't know what hit him? My first and most likely only EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,139 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Erik, Christine
Once Bitten by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Erik walks alone in a cemetery, caught in his own thoughts of the lost Christine when a strange visitor gives him a unique oppertunity. Erik is no longer surrounded by blood. He thrives on it. EC. Sink your teeth in
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Time of Perils: Extended Edition by sun tzu1 reviews
After two decades of absence, the Care Bear Family returns, only to discover that the threats they must face have escalated. With new foes, new friends, new challenges, can they protect the world during the Time of Perils, and survive? In progress.
Care Bears - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005
As Petals Fall by PhasL reviews
His life was decided by a choice that was not his own and a curse was placed upon him. Alone and forgotten he could not hope for love until one fateful day AU Beauty and the Beast style. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,397 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Another Chance by BatteredChild reviews
COMPLETE When Sarah's cousin comes to stay she asks for a bedtime story, and discovers a book that Sarah has not seen in 3 years... JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 38,445 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
And Juliet Had Her Romeo by LaFemmeDarla reviews
Romeo wanted Juliet, Juliet wanted Romeo. It's complicated.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Crumbling Rose by Wild Blood Rose reviews
Chapter One: The West Wing. Belle finds herself inexplicably enchanted with one rose...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
The Beautiful and the Beastly by shortstef reviews
A modern fairytale retelling of BatB. The prince is a rich loner. The castlea derelict house in the woods. The rest? Who knows? CHAPTER THIRTY ONE IS UP, THE FINAL CHAPTER! BOOHOO! Rating is PG13 for violence and bad language
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,462 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
Two Hearts Made Whole by DragonheartRAB reviews
Not your average EOW story or crossover, but it makes sense, TRUST ME! By complete accident, a certain witch finds herself stuck in Paris with everyone's favorite Phantom. Erik learns to love again and finally finds someone just like him!POTOWickedcrossov
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,207 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Erik - Complete
The Golden Unicorn by fairyMei33 reviews
Lear and Amalthea. A twist of the ending. A new Unicorn is born.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2005
Blackavar's Gift by Loganberry reviews
Finished at last! One of Watership's most renowned rabbits stops running, but why? And can Hazel's leadership survive the upheavals?
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,471 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 4/29/2003
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Christine and the Phantom by Sweet Christabel reviews
The story of the traditional Beauty and the Beast written as a Phantom fic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Beena-Pani reviews
(The last two chapters have now been fixed! Yay!)[Slash. SBRL. Complete.] Classic fairytale. Not-so classic pairing. One a tortured soul, branded a beast. One a beauty using his good looks for the wrong purpose. Fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Watership Down: The CrossBearer by RogueFanKC reviews
Justin is a scorned and outcast human teenager, but when he is chosen as the Crossbearer, he must fullfill the prophesy of saving Elahrairah with the help of the Watership rabbits in the land beyond life, a journey of courage and love between friends.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 416,272 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Complete
Enchanted Promise by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
Finished! Belle had a choice that night to ride home with Felipe, or take Beast back to the castle. What if she left him? The characters are much darker and situations more intense in this dramatic alternate Disney wouldn't publish.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Complete
Throwing Punches by Renica Swavely reviews
Sarah is stuck in an abusive relationship with her husband. She doesn't want her daughter to get hurt, so one night, when things take a turn for the worse, she says 'the words'. Jareth shows up, but will his pride get in the way of her getting out?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Angel and the Phantom by Punjabchild reviews
FINI A Phantom of the Opera Beauty and the Beast crossover I thought of a long time ago and decided to rewrite. Please RR!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,657 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Erik - Complete
A retelling of parts of the Wizard of OZ by Amalia Lupin reviews
This is very freaky, and weird, and funny, read to know! A very... unique... re-telling done by my twelve year old sister
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2004
Awakening: A Wizard of Oz Continuation by Tori7 reviews
After Dorothy returns home after her second journey to Oz when she helps her friends rescue the Wizard, tragedy strikes, and Dorothy's past is revealed! Act 1 chronicles Dorothy's life, Act 2 continues the story of Dorothy's daughter. COMPLETED!
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
Attack of Death by kiloflower1 reviews
This is a story set in the year 1892. It's about a free-spirited girl named Amanda, and the impact rabies has on her life once it has struck her village. Read about Amanda's family and her friend Matthew as they struggle through this time. R/R
Lurlene McDaniel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2003
The Gryffindor Rouge by Lady Celebare reviews
*COMPLETE* Here it is, the first of my Moulin Rouge parodies! This one centers in on a doomed romance between Ron and Hermione... with Snape as the horrible duke! I really hope you guys have as much fun reading this as I did writing it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Believe: A beauty and the Beast tail reviews
Maurice is accused of murder, Gaston gets lost in the woods with an enchanting girl, and everyone discovers that their fates were destined to cross. With the help of Cozette and the enchanted objects, can they break the spell before it's too late?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005
Grendals Story Hour reviews
A High school paper in which Grendal had to tell about his meeting Beowulf, in his own words. I’m not the best when it comes to summaries. So please read and review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Ceaser, what realy happened reviews
A class paper where I took the ending to Ceaser and added an kind of Mel Brookes Saturday night live Monty Python ending…It’s good to be the king!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Dial T for telemarketer are M for Murder? reviews
Melanie is at home Babysiting the Neighborhood kid's when she get's a odd phone call. A one shot that pays tribute to my fav part of the movie!
Scream - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Complete