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Joined 10-18-05, id: 915871, Profile Updated: 03-14-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Dah twitchi is a troll (the nice, scandinavian kind thankyouverymuch) that is in love with slash. Very much so.

And now; a warning. All me fics are old, very old by now and I do write better these days even though I rarely venture down the fanfiction writing lane. Lots of love to all of you who does and let all us fans read and love yer work!

Favourite pairings as of now is Spock and Kirk, BBC's Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, Snape and Sirius Black, the all too popular Harry and Draco. Once upon a time dah twitchi tended towards manga and had a soft spot for Kakashi and Iruka although that is some years ago by now.


Dah twitchi is mostly a crafter, and prefers create in most materials it can find and drawing, comics among other things, to writing text.

At dah twithi's LJ ye might find sketches and ramblings about slashy things, although for mature stuff ye gotta friend. There are also various crafted things related to slash and geekery. Feel free to check by and say hi :D

Ye will find male/male art at it's Y!gallery (yaoi gallery, beware!)

Also, no English native, so language? Please do survive it.


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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 11,505 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Squire of Eros by Aldora89 reviews
An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Declarations by mattmetzger reviews
Any idiot can have a Vegas wedding; it takes the little things to declare love. And Jim knows, with complete certainty, that he is loved. Five such small declarations of love and devotion. K/S, oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Upside of Exhaustion by Aldora89 reviews
Threeshot. In which the captain suffers from sleep deprivation, and discovers an interesting fact about his first officer. Shameless fluffy K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Autopilot by Caelta reviews
Drifting through space in the confines of a small shuttlecraft, they are alone. Together. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Boy is a Monster by TheProblematique reviews
If you say "That is illogical, Captain" one more time, I am going to punch you in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
I Will Not Fight Between Classes by Little Green Voice reviews
As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sixth Sense by Aleia15 reviews
Sanji sees dead people... well, not exactly dead. Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Itch by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Game Over eng by HellsHighness reviews
Idiots are Idiots are Idiots. ** ZoSan ** English Version
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Repository by tyrsownRue reviews
chpt 10 updated In which meals are made, and stalking is done. eventual kakairu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Dance With Me by CrosStitches reviews
Malfoy and Harry are forced to go to a dance together and discover they may have more in common than they thought. HD slashy.Rated T. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drabbles of the ZoSan! by Zo One reviews
These are a few drabbles of the horribly hectic place that is known as my mind! Don't be scared! Chains are fun! X3
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,435 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Rumors by Kindali Sidera reviews
Draco Malfoy is an arrogant prat, and he knows it. And when Draco Malfoy knew something, he always used it to his adavantage especially when it came to humiliating Potter. But not all goes as planned. SLASH! Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Rifles and Repercussions by vampire-otaku1 reviews
Both Zoro and Sanji are too pigheaded to admit there might be anything other than thinly veiled hatred between them. That is, until a bullet opens both their eyes to the fickleness of life, and reminds them that sometimes you just have to take a chance.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
I Bless You? by Alyssa Keserra reviews
Ntsh. Harry jumped at the soft sound from behind him what was that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Foreign Guard by Offensivebunny reviews
KakaIru, SasuNaru Kakashi,Naruto,Sasuke,Sakura are sent to Hogwarts to guard the school. Dumbledore has also requested Iruka to teach DADA! -discontinued-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,515 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Kakashi H.
Blind by Mako Red Eyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Resolution by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Due to ill-health it hasn't been updated for a very long time. The masterlist can be found here: http://dragon-charmer./242884.html HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 313,810 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Valentine's Day To Remember by bleedingxheart reviews
It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Parting Gift by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Private Moment Part 1 by Emerald Eyes of Flame reviews
Harry and Severus are sharing an intimate moment when a very nosy godfather walks in. Fluffy oneshot. Hints at RLSB pairing. Warning: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Goodbye Hogwarts by Kindali Sidera reviews
Don't even read this. It's horrid. This is what happens when you're high on Pixie Stix at midnight. But if you do want to read it, it won't take much time. Lots of death!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Another Word for Hate by Nightmarish reviews
You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Cover You by Clovache reviews
Kakashi and Iruka, a happy home, a sweet life together. Until Iruka throws himself in front of a deadly attack meant for the Copy Nin. Shonenai, yaoi, KakaIru. [Updated FINALLY!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,282 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Day They Found Out by kakashidiot reviews
NEW CHAP UP! The Ramen Shop is packed out as everybody watches and waits for Iruka's mysterious lover. Who figures out the mystery next? RandR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Talk Sordid To Me by Kagedtiger reviews
A parody fic about why Kirk x Spock slash, tends to be weird and squicky. Here's a hint: because it's Spock. Please note: this intended parody applies only to TOS Spock and Kirk. New Spock, aka Sassy!Spock, can totally be sexed up all he wants.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Be my companion? by Suika Severin reviews
darksarcasms translation of my german story. Draco is rescued and hides from his father in Harry Potters home. As cat. No hbp, AU. the english of the translator is much better than mine smile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walls by Wallpaper reviews
HPDM oneshot: 'Kiss me Malfory,' challenged Harry. 'I dare you to.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Another Naruto High School Story by Kisara the Angel of Music reviews
AU In Konoha High nothing's easy. Sasuke writes emo poetry, Naruto's scared of a creepy gym teacher and Sakura is romatically confused. Not to mention their acting teacher wants everyone to wear spandex to 'experience' their roles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Hunting Season by walz iz cool reviews
One night Iruka has an rather shocking encounter. He suddenly finds himself involved with totally new people, and soon finds himself rather attracted to an unkown ANBU. Kakairu GenRai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Little Secrets by Sauvignon reviews
oneshot. everyone has little secrets that make them what they are. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Butterflies by Scarlett Witch reviews
Kakashi couldn’t wait to tell him everything, perhaps if he was lucky Iruka might be willing to listen to his story over dinner. Side story to Blue and Inexperienced. KakaIru. YAOI. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Impressions by Isolde1 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had the distinctly annoying habit of always being right. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
For The Love of Epoxy by Lotus Aia reviews
For a challenge on Icha Icha Sensei, a Valentine's ficlet. Very late, yes. In one way or another, due to Naruto's ineptness, Kakashi and Iruka get glued together. Drunken YAOI at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Observation by Mako3 reviews
Gaara has a lot of time on his hands so he observes someone of interest to him. A dash of GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Of Love and Allergies by MeeLee reviews
[Oneshot] Kakashi is allergic to cats. Pure KakaIru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hair Brush by a boy named maggie reviews
Kakashi wants to know why Iruka only brushes his hair at night. short and fluffy kakashixiruka
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Old traditions and new ones by ruka-kun reviews
This year Christmas is a lot different than planned, but whether that is a good or a bad thing, Iruka still had to decide. For nobody should be alone on Christmas Eve. written for the Iruka club on DA ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mistletoe Blackmail by California smells funny reviews
One of the Stocking Filler triad. It's Christmas, and the new army of evil mistletoe catches Harry and Draco... HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Helping Hand by Lotus Aia reviews
The other Shinobi decide to give Iruka a helping hand in gaining a little spark in his life, because everyone needs a spark in their life! 'Spark' being booze of course. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Odi et Amo: I Hate and I Love by EamonSweetmay reviews
Harry and Draco are suddenly forced together by a lovepotion accident, but stubborn as they are, they fight it. SLASH HarryDraco. Formerly known as Two Rights Don't Make A Wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Plushies 3 The Fallout by tampoposensei reviews
Kakashi And Iruka. Last part to the Plushies trilogy. What happened when Kakashi got home. Just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Plushies by tampoposensei reviews
Iruka and Kakashi. A weird disagreement over a weird toy. Purest fluff but should give you a giggle. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Swordsmen according to Sanji by Cairnsy reviews
Sanji had always been of the opinion that all swordsmen were desperately trying to compensate for something. Zoro x Sanji.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/8/2005
A Simple Happy Birthday by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Nothing Special”- Reprisals were to be expected.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2005
Merry Christmas, Iruka sensei by Isolde1 reviews
Iruka did not hate Christmas. No, really. He was allergic to it. [Complete, KakaIru, idle fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Mug of Warm Milk by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry develops powerful new abilities that surprise even Dumbledore. And what does a mug of warm milk have to do with anything? [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Tired by Isolde1 reviews
Kakashi is very, so very tired ... Birthday fic, beware the WAFF attack. [Light, completely pointless KakaIru fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
There's the man I chose by cinnamaroll reviews
Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2004
Leaving Your Mark by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro makes a claim. Sort of. Well, he forgot to not make a claim.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2004
Try by gelfling reviews
GaaLee ficcy, picks up after manga 217, when Gaara and Lee are talking after beating Kimimaru. Wanted to open up Lee’s character and Knight In Shining Armor (and bad haircuts) meets The Homicidal Maniac (more bad haircuts) angle, because it’s funny. S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inquiry by gelfling reviews
Experimental KakaGaa fic, the second of it’s kind. After wondering what the heck life and love was all about, and getting tired of killing, Gaara turns to the most unlikely teacher who’s not too thrilled either. Gaara POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
Mending Wounds by Harry and James reviews
There are only so many things you can give in life; yourself being one of them. Slight AU. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2003
Interview with Harry--The Full Monty by Ann Valentine reviews
You'll laugh (with any luck). You'll cry (at the bad jokes). You'll wonder (what the author was on). Get ready for the vampiest ride of your life! (Chapter 4 up 5/26/02!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Patience and Elated Wisdom by Trunks1 reviews
Draco writes out a letter to Harry, which he spends all night on. The thing is, he wasn't supposed to sign it! (slash, slight humor)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/1/2001
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A Zipper reviews
Zippers are muggle ideas. So are jeans. Crazy, stupid, useless muggle inventions according to Draco Malfoy that is.SlashHPDMness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Verbal fighting reviews
Malfoy loves a verbal challange. He is delighted that others also does. Like Potter.SlashHPDMwarning!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Attention wanted reviews
In Malfoy's world, Potter react to him. If he doesn't, he really should! Implied HP/DM if you are a fangirl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
What to do with boring days reviews
The weather is perfect, the day is perfect, everything seem at peace. Which means Hatake Kakashi is somewhat bored. Especially when he already read his book. Then Umino Iruka walks in to make the day less boring. If Kakashi can decide. [started doujinshi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Almost a hug reviews
Just some fluffy thoughts around a picture of Kakashi and Iruka. [KakaIru, Shounen Ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete