Ill Ame
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Joined 10-18-05, id: 915894, Profile Updated: 01-07-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.

On temporary hiatus, it seems, but I have quite a few WIPs hanging around my hard drive that will be posted here once they're finished. :)

I appreciate everyone who reviews and favs, especially those who do both, and I apologize for my fandom-jumping. I try to stay committed to them all, I swear, but I really can't control myself.

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The Shackled Stallion by kyaru-chan reviews
Ch.7 up FINALLY! It's a hard life for a shinobi, what with all those missions. Sasuke finds himself in a tight bind with this new mission: infiltrating a club that caters to...special needs. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Great Naruto Bridge by Insomnia Productions reviews
Set years in the future, Naruto makes a journey to Wave Country with Sasuke and their teams on a mission that's not quite what any of them expected... (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/25/2005
A Progressive Member of Society by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC] Gaara's therapist has diagnosed him with an antisocial personality disorder. Thus he bestows unto Gaara the Ultimate Assignment: to become a progressive member of society! Madness ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Gaara
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
A Pack of Fans by Luriko-Ysabeth reviews
The next generation of Uchiha family and assorted godfathers goes to the beach. Gift story for Asuka Kureru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Oversight by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Fan fanfic based on Asuka Kureru's Lace and Strawberries Narutoverse. Saki sensei has her first genin team, and the poor kids have no idea what the teacher watching over them is hiding... NaruSasu with a twist
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/4/2005
Rituals by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7 futurefic, based on Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan shared universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2005 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Bachelor Party by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha's Yellow Flash doesn't often get drunk. But when his team finally struggles up over the hill to find him, he's hard at work on putting the third sheet to the wind. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stalk Me by cutiechibi reviews
Updated! This story will no longer be updated. It may, however, become an original story in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cake by cutiechibi reviews
If you don't come back for anything else, come back for the birthday cake. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crushed First by peroxidepest17 reviews
CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2005
East of the Sun by Kali and Mimi reviews
Big band music, insects, and summer in Konoha. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005
You Have to Trust It by kitrala reviews
AU. Sasukecentric. Finding love when you've never looked before is a PAIN IN THE ASS.itanaru,itasasu,sasuhaku,eventual sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Naruto World Facts of Life by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Equilibrium by Chevira Lowe reviews
History doesn't repeat itself as a punishment [SakuraxKakashi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2005
Expiation by Kali and Mimi reviews
Sasuke's henge no jutsu is improving. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Be Mine by Bizzle reviews
Valentine's Day is merely a commercial endeavor constructed to aid in my continuing hatred of all mankind." Well, yes, but it's also about love. (NarutoSasuke)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2005
Did I come at a Bad Time? by therealesther reviews
when shizune opened the door to the hokage's office, she never expected the sight that met her eyes...crack fic warning! Tsunade x GUESS WHO?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005
War of Affections by Bizzle reviews
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." You can fight each other, tooth and nail, but one should at least always have the curtousy to snuggle. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2004
Tea by Insomnia Productions reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a discussion over tea about tea. A little bit sappy at one point. Hint of SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2004
Hummingbird by Sunfreak reviews
Shinobi folklore, unhappy duties, and life as an exercise in affection. SasuNaru, implied HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2004
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2003
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Primer reviews
Matt doesn't remember much about his family. He won't paint over his past but he's not going to fight for it either. This is a quick story about color, among other things. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Radiation reviews
Matt's life is full of artificial sunlight, but Fiji's out of reach and he's not complaining too hard anyway. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Annual reviews
Once Mello got into Matt's bones, he lingered, like frost left on the ground in the middle of July.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
This Looks Nothing Like Love reviews
...but maybe, given half a chance, they could turn it into something useful. Mello and Matt in fifty sentences.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
We'll Say It Like That reviews
A collection of fics about the Elric Brothers, written for a livejournal community. Fourth up: Stained. Challenge: Flowers. Al thinks that all flowers should stay in the ground, even the bad ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Sing Me To Sleep reviews
Edward Elric and Ling Yao. A domestic backdrop. Pancakes, hairties, a song. And an ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Blood Runs Thicker reviews
On being a firstborn secondson and the ties that bind a family. Kankuroucentric, drabblish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kankuro - Complete
Breaking Promises reviews
Sakura thinks about the past and tries to repeat her promise to Naruto. Inspired by and spoilers for chapter 296.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete