BuffyTheSlayr
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Joined 10-19-05, id: 916300, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 18 stories for Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, Harry Potter, StarTrek: Voyager, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Facts of Life.

I love to write. I am a cartoonist that loves to write. Good, bad, silly...who cares? Writing is cool.

I love Star Trek Voyager, Buffy, Beauty and The Beast TV series, Harry Potter, Half Life 2, Call Of Duty, Facts of Life, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey and Wicked.

I enjoy drawing on Sketch Club with my iPad and all my writing is coming from the iPad now that it's the 21st century. The list gets longer as I troll the internet. I am no longer 43, but 47 (updating this was painful) and have been secretly writing for years and years, and have finally decided to post my work. Reviews are shiny but a bad review will not stop me from writing - it will most likely make me write a sequel to whatever people hated! That's shiny!

Also: If my fic appears in some lame badfiction writers forum and made fun of...thats shiny too. Who cares? If I did, I wouldn't be posting stuff here.

So enjoy.

BuffyTheSlayr

NOTE: I loathe pornographic fan fiction that is written merely to be sickening.

I believe one should write about what they like and make it their own. Just because the characters or premise are not yours doesn't diminish the quality of ones own writing. So keep fan fiction alive and write about whatever you love.

Shipdoms: Facts Of Life: Jo/Blair, Star Trek Voyager: Seven/Janeway, Wicked: Elphie/Glinda, Beauty and The Beast: Vincent and Catherine, Buffy: Willow/Tara, Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione

Stuff I Like To Write About: Star Trek Voyager, Buffy, Facts Of Life, Beauty and The Beast, Harry Potter, Video Games like Half Life 2, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey(Although I am not an anime fan, I like the games), NHL 2001 (made up my own characters), Kolchak The Night Stalker (the 70's version), Bewitched, and my very first fan fic written in 1980 was of Lost In Space!

Stuff I Like To Read: Harry Potter,Wicked, Beauty and The Beast TV Series, Star Trek Voyager, Buffy, sometimes fic on old TV shows from the 60's and 70's, some movies.

In the real world I like to read Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Patricia Cornwell, H.P Lovecraft, JK Rowling, Katherine Kurtz, some non-fiction and bios, mysteries, horror and light drama.

AS OF OCT 8th, 2011, I DEDICATE MY FUTURE STORIES AND UPDATES TO MY LATE FATHER, GARMT, WHO PASSED AFTER A SHORT BATTLE WITH CANCER.

I NEVER LET YOU INTO MY LIFE ENOUGH BECAUSE OF MY OWN DEMONS. I REGRET THAT ALOT.

I ALSO DEDICATE MY FACTS OF LIFE FICTION TO MY MOTHER, ANNE, WHO HAS ALZHEIMER'S AND TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ART, WRITING AND READING.

I THANK YOU BOTH FOR CREATING SUCH A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL...ME (OH AND FROHICKEY, MY BROTHER).

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The Private War of Joanna Polniaczek by yurianimeotaku reviews
Another outbreak hits close to home again, but can the girls handle this one without Jo? This series is COMPLETELY AU and Jo/Blair FEMSLASH, so if you want straight canon, this is definitely NOT your "cup of tea."
Facts of Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,562 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/3/2011
Learning to Love You by mimithewriter reviews
Blair and Jo. Jo has gone to far with her boyfriend Sam meanwhile Blair is trying to understand her feelings for Jo.
Facts of Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012
Close the Door by Rosawyn reviews
He didn't always live under the stairs, you know. Not at first; that came later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Joanna I Love You by mg78 reviews
It's Jo's 40th birthday and Blair gave her lover a surprised birthday party, much to her chagrin, but that wasn't the only surprise in store for Jo.
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - [Blair W., Jo P.] Natalie G., Tootie R. - Complete
The Facts of Life The Remix by Vampireknight86 reviews
I know this is only one short chapter to start out what I plan on being a long story but I wanted to get the first one posted before I was too busy. I own nothing but ideas. What really happened to get Jo sent to Eastland? lots of alternate scenes enjoy!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
Entitlement by yurianimeotaku reviews
After reading Lisa's Whelchel's beliefs on homosexuality, I was more than a bit appalled. As I fumed and ranted to my girlfriend, I began to wonder just how the fictional lesbian icons Blair Warner and Jo Polniaczek would feel. Jo&Blair FEMSLASH
Facts of Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2010
Yule by sailor8t reviews
Jo, Blair, and a Christmas tree.
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
A Captain’s Duty by JA Baker reviews
Willow considers the neverending missions the Powers That Be send her on, and all the friends she’s lost… BuffyStar Trek: Voyager, femslash
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Willow R., Seven of Nine - Complete
We Met At Midnight Over A Dream by Jade Unicorn reviews
Blair makes a new friend that shocks everyone, including her. SLASH
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
The Paradigm of Uncertainty by Lori reviews
You can now find Paradigm of Uncertainty at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParadigmOfUncertainty/files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2001 - Published: 5/13/2000
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Is There A Doctor In The House? reviews
Dr Jo Polniazcek was on the cusp of becoming a successful 2nd Year resident in the ER at the Peekskill County Hospital until a certain Nurse named Blair Warner started interfering with her life. Now she is trying to balance friendships, romance, career.
Facts of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012
The Arrival Not By Broom But By Greyhound reviews
A tale of how Tara came to Sunnydale U, and her eventual meeting of Willow. Incorporates the canon of actual episodes with my own "inventions of the mind" Enjoy. Critique. This is canon femslash. We'll see where this goes...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Tara M., Willow R.
Me, My Honda And My Blonde Princess reviews
Facts Of Life Jo/Blair pairing. Femslash. Don't own them, Sony does. Pre-Langley College years. Critiques are welcome. Not sure where it's going but will upload small chunks of story as I edit. No beta. Be kind. Rewind. Sorry, back to story...
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
A Peekskill Marriage reviews
NY State has passed the law allowing same sex partners to get married. Jo and Blair live in New York. You do the math. Femmeslash with Jo and Blair from Facts of Life. Enjoy and critique. No beta. This was a challenge from the LJ FoL Fiction Community
Facts of Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Facts Of Slaying reviews
What if the wacky world of an 80's sitcom collided with the drama of the late 90's best action series? That's the premise behind my new "What If" series featuring The Facts Of Life and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Femslash.Feature Jo/Blair, Willow/Tara
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011
Ground Rules aka Blue Lagoon aka Merci Beaucoup reviews
Another fluffy piece that did not fit into my other stories. Jo/Blair. Femslash. Sony owns them. Poking fun at some anachronisms in the story. Mainly because I would have died for a iPod back in 1982! If only this story was true for the time, thx Mrs. G!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Vignette After Star Wars or Return of The Heiress reviews
This is a drabble to the 10th power. Jo/Blair. Fluffy. Just a little story that did not fit in my other series so here it be. Sony owns them all. Lights...Cameras...Action!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
College 101 reviews
Fluffy piece. Femslash. Jo/Blair. Both are attending Langley College. They are working at Edna's Edibles. Natalie is privy to the situation so she makes some colourful commentary. Critique please. Start laugh track. Added 2nd chapter.
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Argument reviews
This is a short fluff with Jo/Blair. Around Season 4-5 when they first started Langley.Its the first story I have completed in eons. If you are not into Femslash, move along.
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Relative To Time reviews
Captain Janeway and Seven Of Nine must once again deal with the Timeship Relativity to ensure they and the entire federation continues to exist!There is also time for romance! Slash but with fade to black as I do not do smut. This was a NaNoWriMo entry.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Merry Go Round reviews
Catherine and Vincent's son has a moment of appreciation. Jacob is around 6 or 7 in this short story. I am trying to establish his personality for further stories. I am enjoying fleshing Jacob out.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Seven's Christmas Story reviews
A story of Janeway and Seven with a Christmas twist. Abit slashy but just implied not graphic by all means. Seven learns about what the Earth holiday is all about.Not beta'd. Just something I wrote while riding the bus to work. Hope you like it. Edited
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Buffy Christmas Carol reviews
Buffy and the gang meet up with some old friends. Post Season 7.The first fic I wrote for my MSN group. It's short and not that great, but it was the first thing I wrote for the interweb thingy, so it's all good. Be kind.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Buffy S. - Complete
Janeway's Lament reviews
Drabble. More to come on the complex nature of two women in love and having a great Star Trek background to dance around in.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
Penelope's Diary Auror Years Part Two reviews
Another entry from Pen's diary. Auror school is rough, man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Penelope's Diary Auror Years Part One reviews
Penelope Clearwater is studying to be an Auror. She is finding it harder than Hogwarts. Excerpt from her diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Jacob: Enemies reviews
AU of Catherine and Vincent and their son, Jacob Chandler Wells. If all goes well, I shall try to post as much B&B as I can, and expand on this small drabble.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
WHY reviews
WICKED FIC BOOKVERSE Drabble from fanfic100 on LJ. First stab at Elphaba and Glinda subtext.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
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