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Joined 10-19-05, id: 916328, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Naruto.

Name: OneSong05 (Shari)

Age: 18

Grade: Now a freshman in college

Interests: Anime, POTC (Pirates of the Caribbean), Broadway musicals, Scrubs, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Star Trek, The Big Bang Theory, Glee, Chuck

Upcoming fanfictions:

3 Glee fics, possible an angsty Chuck fic

Stories in Progress:

Pairings I support:

Fullmetal Alchemist:

ScarxLust

RoyxRiza

AlxWinry

EdxWinry

Naruto:

GaaSaku

KakaSaku

DeiSaku

SasuSaku

LeeSaku

NejiTen

SasoSaku

NaruHina

ShikaIno

POTC:

Davy JonesxCalypso

Willabeth

Norribeth

Beckabeth

Barbossabeth

Fruits Basket:

KyoxTohru

SokixShigure

ShigurexMii

HiroxKisa

HatorixKana

HatsuharuxRin

Scrubs:

JDxElliot

JanitorxElliot

Dr. Cox x Jordan

Turk x Carla

Chuck

Charah

MorgenxAlex

CaseyxAlex's mother

Doctor Who/Torchwood

10th DoctorxRose

11th DoctorxAmy

AmyxRory

JackxIanto

OwenxToshiko

JackxRose

Glee

Finchel

Quick

Klaine

Wemma

Karma

Artina

TinaxMike

Puckleberry

St. Berry

Brittana

Big Bang Theory

SheldonxPenny

LeonardxPenny

HowardxBernadette

Harry Potter

RonxHermione

HarryxGinny

LunaxNeville

JamesxLily

SnapexLily

LupinxTonks

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

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If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If hearing about Harry/Hermione fanfictions makes you gag, copy this into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If after seeing AWE you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing if you get to go to the locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this into your profile

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you think those reallllly annoying kids should shut up and just buy their own goddamn box of Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

Do you like waffles? I DO! Do you like pancakes? I DO! Do you like french toast? I DO!

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, OneSong05

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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OneSong05

"when life gives you lemons, sequeeze them in other peoples eyes, watch, then run for your damn life"

"if we all lived underwater we would be giant raisons"

good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, OneSong05

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.), OneSong05

It is said that God loves all of us equally. Doesn't that include everyone? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared. IT'S THE SAME THING! DESCRIMINATION! I mean, we're all people, and all of us have the right to love and be loved! I'll leave you with this. If God is perfect, why would he hate something he created? Why would he create something he hates? Did he create something solely for the purpose of hating it?Hate is a negative emotion, God is positively perfect. You can't believe both; So, is he imperfect and hates gays? Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE copy this to your profile ANYWHERE on the web.

You stare because i'm different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )...I stare because you're all the same.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

My Old Friend

I once had a really great friend. We did everything together, played, ate, danced, laughed, cried. Then something terrible happened. She grew up and I didn't.

I was still playing with my toys, and she was shopping. She was listening to rap while I listened to my parents golden oldies. She knew why eyeliner was important. I believed in fairies, and she worshipped Britney and Paris.

So we broke friends, and I realised all the other girls in my class were growing up too. They were wearing foundation, mascara and lipgloss and straightening their hair. I couldn't put on mascara without sticking myself in the eye.

My old friends got boyfriends, and crushes on movie stars. To me, boys were like my brothers. Friends sometimes, but enemies mostly.

My old friends listened to hardcore techno, rap about drugs and rape, and hip hop about things kids our age shouldn't have to know about. I loved Crowded House and Elton John.

I had no friends to turn to, so I hid in books and they became my friends. I was a Fangirl before I even knew what a Fangirl was. My old friends became addicted to stupid soapies, stuff like the OC and the Hills.

We were ten years old.

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile.

8 SIMPLE RULES FOR WRITING FANFICTION:

1. Everyone says you need a plot before you write. I find it hard to stick to a plot, so what I do is draw out the vague beginning, the muddly middle and the opaque ending. Like, you know the ending has to be with these characters, at a certain location. That's all you need. And then you can work backwards. How did they get to said location? Because the mutant flying children chased them there in the middle. And why were there mutant flying children? Because a certain boy genius created them in the beginning!

2. KNOW YOUR CANONS!

Even if you're a girl pretending to be freakin' EMMETT CULLEN, the manliest man of the Cullens (lol) try and get into their head. Like, why does Emmett make fun of Bella, why does he stay with Rose, how does he like to kill his grizzly...

Act out some scenes by yourself, or pretend to interview them, or be them and be interviewed. You will look like an idiot, but it's worth it.

3. KNOW YOUR OC's!

OCs are easier and harder, because you create them, and know them from the start, but of course, they can turn into Mary Sues or Gary Stus or one dimensional bits of cornflake. So make a MySpace page for them. That way you know heaps about them from their fave song to their heroes.

4. This one is for beginners mostly. Get. A. Beta. PLEASE! Some people (me included) don't have betas, but I've been writing since I was four. Doesn't mean I'm good at actually writing, butt mi spellun und grammir ROX!!

5. Rewrite. If you're not happy with a scene, rewrite it. If something seems off about a chapter, look at it and rewrite it. There's no point in posting something you aren't 95 happy with.

6. Smut, lemons and limes. If you're writing a romance fic, you do not need a lemon or smut scene. If you put one in in the original draft, fine, but if it lasts more than half a chapter cut it down. Or out. Or if you put one in just to bring in reviews, don't. Reviews should be because people want the story, not lots of creepy HollyArty action.

7. Summaries. I don't care if you 'suck at summarys.' No one cares. Don't put the disclaimer in the summary, don't use text speak or w/ for with. FanFic authors found their way around writing the ships out the long way, we come up with nicknames and shortened names, you know, Fax, HollyArty, ExB, EmxR, Kataang, Zutara, Brangelina. If you can't summarise your story in a few sentences, put in a line of text from your story as a teaser, e.g. 'I don't want to be like this anymore. I just...I can't take it!' she screamed, and pitched herself off the cliff.

8. We've all done it. You know. 'I need five reviews before the next chapter,' 'more reviews or no more fic!' stuff like that. Set yourself a private limit, like two good reviews, or post on a certain day. No, 'It's on hiatus because I only get 2 reviews a chapter!'

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you recycled something this week, buy yourself something and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I

am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me

. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile.

If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

STEREOTYPES

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile.

When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business
as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked.
This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all
of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not,"
he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the
desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this
was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years
later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid"
scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas.

lol.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, OneSong05

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Kisses of Ten by MistroStrings reviews
BOOK ONE. "Kisses on the doorway of the murdered," she said slowly. She fixed her eyes on Holmes, who seemed to be in a daze. "Fantastic," Watson laughed, throwing his arms in the air. "Another case." Holmes x OC Holmes/OC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,378 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Mischief Matched by fanningthings1 reviews
Loki is forced to take on an apprentice, who is not all she seems... Secrets, intrigue and reluctant passion ensue. A romance between Loki and an OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,738 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Loki
Sweet Silver Lining by kazumigirl reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have had some crazy adventures, but nothing as crazy as having a toddler delivered to their front door. Little Sophie is a mystery, especially since she only wants Holmes. Holmes/Watson. Established relationship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Jubilee by starlight15 reviews
Part II: 100 drabbles. Drabble 5: He cannot hear her cry because the grief she has for Obito is not meant for him to hear. -ObitoRin, KakaRin frienship-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Happy Ending? by Blowing Wind reviews
Alternate universe : This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, No hope, no love, no glory, No Happy Ending.Does Happy endings exist only in fairy tales? SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Hinata's Story by RagingDragon04 reviews
Naruto is out on a mission for 6 months. When he gets back Tsunade gives him a package from Hinata... Why doesnt Hinata give it to him herself? Read and Find out. NaruHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Conversation in a Closet by Sanes reviews
Just a conversation between Elliot and everyones favourite Janitor in a closet.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
I Feel Pretty by Kawaii-babi reviews
Just a little thought that me and my friend had when we were talking about Sweeney Todd. SONGFIC. First Sweeney fic... you don't have to be nice if you dont wanna
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
vanishes into green leaves by Eveilae reviews
[Team Gai, character death] Something about this entire situation wasn’t right at all, something was off.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The Purpose of Kunoichi by Saiyajin of the Twilight reviews
Sakura is told a shocking reason why there is at least one Kunoichi in each team. SasuSaku, KakaSaku, NaruSaku. WARNING: MAJOR LEMON. This is my first fan fiction. I may delete this fan fiction soon, so get your fill.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sarabi by The Dishwasher reviews
COMPLETE: Sarabi's life, starting right from the beginning, through the story we all know and love, and beyond...
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,112 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Daddy's Films by BehindTheLens reviews
In order to remember her Daddy, she needs to watch his films. Mark's and Roger's daughter watches films of her parents' past and discovers sides to them she never knew before. Mpreg mentioned and character death. UPDATE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
The Ancient Art of Mary Sue: POTC by Nerds United reviews
Inspired by Lady Lolabert. This is the guide to writing a Mary Sue. It is an ancient art, as previously stated. Enjoy. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The title is too long so look at the summary 4 it by monieluv reviews
The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine... a gaasaku onelongshot... rated M for mature situations... XxLemonxX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of the Holidays by Zondaria reviews
Edward wants to decorate Roy's office for Christmas
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Physics with Ed and Roy by Ayumi Elric reviews
Random comedy oneshot. Ed Elric and Roy Mustang teach the 3 Newton's laws more or less at Roy's expense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
From Here On In I Shoot Without A Script by sweetiepie1019 reviews
The new life and love for our bohemians after that last fateful Christmas the second one. Includes weddings, babies, crying and dying. MOC, RMi, COC, MJ ON PERMANENT HIATUS!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,450 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Pirates: The Outtakes! by jennifer snape reviews
Jack has a revelation whilst trying to converse with the natives. And when exactly did a McDonald's spring up on the island?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Vacation: An Interactive Story by purplestarz2006 reviews
Back From Hiatus! Our favorite Bohemians decide to escape the NY heat by visiting some of the country's greatest waterparks, which you, the reader, can help choose!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
One Depp Too Far For Mr Wonka by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
FMA PSA: Ed and Envy's Kitchen Safety Tips by Devil Woman reviews
Ed and Envy give back to the community by taking a stab at cheesy PSAs from the 80s.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Writer's Block by AtomicScribble reviews
Pebbles never expected her characters to appear,until one night. They become friends, but then the trouble starts...Blends Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Corpse Bride. FIN!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Angel Of Pain by OperaRose91 reviews
This is based off the 2004 movie. It is about Christine's sad daughter Angelique.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
Destroyed by Liz1986 reviews
Angel&Collins, maybe Mark&OC. He betrayed his lover... his lover is left to pick up the pieces... their lives are destroyed. But is there new romance in the air? No day but today... WARNING rating will be updated later for: rape, violence, language
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,161 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Memoirs of a Blue Bird by Narfy reviews
[Final chapter Up, HORRAY!] The story of The Lion King as told through the eyes of the advisor Zazu. From his hatching to his retirement. Please Read and Review.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 116,526 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Drowning the Past by Shattered Echoes reviews
Song Fic with Leela and Fry based around the song "Whiskey Lullaby," sung by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss. Please R&R!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004 - P. Fry, T. Leela
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The Truth of Being Rich and Famous reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is probably the greatest star...ever. Thanks to one of the girl's great ideas, they sneak on his tour bus and end up stuck there with him until the tour is over! AU SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snowed In! reviews
AU The Naruto characters are in high school the week before Christmas, and it's Friday. But What happens when a huge snowstorm hits, and they're snowed in at school for the entire weekend! NaruHina SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Museum Exhibit reviews
Four girls get sent to the POTC world through a museum exhibit. The twist? Jack and the others are teenagers. Will they help him find a treasure, or just get in the way? I vote for the latter.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
William, what is that? reviews
Jack and Will encounter a strange, evil beastie. One we all fear...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete