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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Thunderbirds, Supernatural, Assassin's Creed, Thor, Avengers, and Lord of the Rings.

Is this where I do that crazy 'write about myself thing'? Ah nuts, I'm so bad at this!

Okay. To start, the basics:

Name - Cip (and that's pronounced Kip people, NOT Sip!!)

Location - England. The bottom bit.

Age - too old to be obsessive over Thunderbirds, too young to know as much as I do about Lord of the Rings

Occupation - One-to-one worker for a disabled child :)

Likes - Anything creative. Writing, drawing , music, sewing - let your imagination roll!!

Fandoms - Lord of the Rings, Thunderbirds (don't shoot me, I can't help it!), Naruto, Peter pan (One off though), Alexander, BBC Sherlock, Ghost Hunt, anything that takes my fancy really :)

So me in a nut shell. I'm older enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. I have this terrible habit of writing massive fics that I can then not be bothered to type up, and I have an over-flowing folder of fanart that I'm just too damn lazy to scan in =O And just so you all know; I am a SLASH writer and proud! That's male/male, yaoi what ever. Some's graphic, some isn't.

And a note, to all.

I NEVER LEAVE A STORY UNFINISHED. I will take a while to update, true, but I swear I will never EVER leave a story on here that isn't completely 100% finished! Pinky promise!

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Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,508 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Hard Feelings by YIWT reviews
Tony Stark is sent in to soften the prisoner up for interrogation. But he never does what is expected of him. But then, neither does Loki. WARNING for coerced m/m sex act. Though probably not what you're thinking.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Enlightening Nuances by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
Compare and Contrast the Following, Part II. With Loki now living in Stark Tower and working with the Avengers and SHIELD in explaining his magic, another mysterious disc arrives so to clarify the Other's actions and Thanos' goals. The Avengers watch MARVEL'S 'The Avengers'. Further prepared for their enemy, they work to protect Loki from the consequences of his actions.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,912 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Rehabilitation by YIWT reviews
When Loki falls, Thor dives after him and snatches him back. The Allfather punishes his wayward son. Warning for torture. Not slash.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 130,619 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Thor, Loki
Lessons in Life by Artemis Bloodshadow reviews
A series of oneshots based on all the things that Mai and Naru could be learning. 19: An English test, Sexy Silk, and an embarrassing encounter! What's a girl to do? Will Naru be her medicine man? READER SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,844 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
The stories untold by Maroon-dragon reviews
It is a surprise for Tony when Loki appears at his house two years after the battle. Slowly he pieces together what happened to the Asgardian that made him so jaded. Tony/Loki eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dancing Queen by Kyia Star reviews
The case at Setsuda Prep continues and S.P.R. has to deal with some pretty unsavory facts about the case; they also have to contend with an unexpected tag-along.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 219,292 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Mai T., K. Lin]
20,160 minutes by Ghost White reviews
Live becomes an odd game for Tony. Dodging calls from just about everyone. Ignoring paperwork that Pepper has faxed over. Watching Loki. Coffee and more Loki. Workshop. Loki. The god isn't just a breath of fresh life to Tony, he is life itself. It's like learning a new science field. The botany of Norse gods. Lokiology. -sequel to An Unfortunate Event in Time
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
An unfortunate event in time by Ghost White reviews
It will later be recorded that on that mid June day - when the heat was already record breaking - that the San Andreas fault at approximately eleven fifteen AM would shift. The resulting earthquake was a 7.8 on the Richter Scale. Of all those millions of lives changed due to that earthquake, surely none could be more important than the reset of a genius and a god.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Dragon Chaser by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
“The Dark Lord’s gone,” he said, staring into Draco’s eyes, “time to move on, forget about the past. Make love not war.” After the war Malfoy needs a friend. His name does mean 'dragon', who can he find who likes dragons? Slash smut, romance and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Small Favors by heavensailor reviews
Loki deals in the currency of favors, not morals, and Tony has a dangerously addictive personality. It's a game they play, arousing one moment and deadly the next, and Tony becomes afraid he won't escape.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
A Life Inside Me by Batsutousai reviews
An accident connects future to past. Can Loki change his fate? -LokixLoki, selfcest, major character death-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Best Intentions by Jomel10 reviews
Sequel to Worthless. As John and Sherlock deal with the aftermath of Sherlock's rape, new complications arise, such as Moriarty's return & the progression of their own relationship. Rated for adult themes incl. Slash/violence. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,103 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by YIWT reviews
A few one-shots from the Rehabilitation universe.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
This Sun I Call My Brother by SanguineNoctis reviews
Loki has gone too far this time, Thor decides to take matters into his own hands. Post-Avengers, one-shot. WARNING: contains non-con, dark!Thor, angst. If this disturbs you, don't read.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Service by YIWT reviews
Loki has a whip.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Second Chance by SaoryEmanoelle reviews
About to fall into the nothingness of the vortex beneath him, Loki Laufeyson is brought back to Asgard in safety and fights for a second chance. His brother Thor is ready to help him at any costs and believes he truly wants to change. But does the rest of the Asgardians think the same way?
Thor - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,784 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
You Tease by death.upon.a.silver.star reviews
Due to Fandral being an adventurous man in the bedroom, Thor is dragged to a gay strip club and finds that he is the one leaving with a bedroom playmate for the night. AU/Drabble/Thor's POV. Finished.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bedroom Hymns by Midnight-Ophelia reviews
Loki is a prostitute on the run from his adoptive family and Tony Stark is the rich CEO of Stark Industries. Both are decidedly unhappy but not willing to admit it. When a twist of fate causes Tony to take in Loki off the streets neither has any idea of how much of an effect it will have on both of their lives.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Prisoner by Lemonzest023 reviews
Takes place at the end of The Avengers. Thor wishes to visit Jane before returning to Asgard with Loki. He is granted the opportunity to see her for one day, and the team gathers at Tony's Malibu home to watch over the God of Mischief. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
A Visit to Asgard by DreamxXxStealer reviews
Darcy, Jane and Dr. Selvig are taken to visit Asgard. Darcy finally meets Loki. What happens when the God of Mischief meets the girl who tasered Thor? Set after Avengers, NOT A ROMANCE. Please read and review -now being continued-
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Silver tongue, golden hands by nnefertari reviews
"Yes, of course. And in order for massage to be really successful, one must be relaxed as a whole, body and mind. The scents of the oils have a crucial role in that." Based on a norsekink prompt: Loki is giving Thor a massage with ulterior motives. Thor can't help but being turned on and feeling awfully guilty about it.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Throw Down by Perceived-nobility reviews
Post-Avgengers: Tony Stark wakes to find that a certain God of Chaos has infiltrated his lab. He wakes again and the god has infiltrated his life.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Let Me Teach You How to Lose Control by Ebyru reviews
Steve doesn't like crossing lines during sex. Or 3 times Loki tries to ruin Steve's life in the bedroom.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Inure by The Hatter Theory reviews
FrostIron Loki was cold, always cold, a shadow just barely existing, waiting for sunrise to banish him. Tony wished the wound in his hand was wider, the blood leaking from the rupture hotter, wanted to spill heat and smear it over the shadow to give it form and make it real, to give it something tangible to hold onto when the light came. *citrus* *complete*
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
You Found Me by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
I sleep and I see you. I am tortured and I hear you. Now you want to know me, to touch me, but I can't let you. I can't accept you. Through everything, you found me in the darkness of my own fear and hatred. This light you shine on me... it is so beautiful it burns. How can I ever repay you? How can I ever forgive you? You found me in my corruption. You shouldn't have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,059 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Memory All too Keen by Rowna Seria reviews
A companion piece to "The Bird of Forgetfulness." I would recommend reading that story first. Thor and the Warriors Three have managed to get Loki drunk. Best idea ever? Or disaster waiting to happen? What type of drunk will Loki be?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Thor, Loki
xE rre by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Tony knows he should be a lot more bothered about the god that's started to appear in his tower despite no word that Loki has escaped from his punishment on Asgard. That doesn't mean he is, not when Loki is actually answering questions that he asks.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 165,404 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
Only the Beginning by hiholly123 reviews
While on his "farewell tour," the Doctor makes an unexpected stop in New York, and is captured by a very famous team of heroes intent on eliminating alien threats. But little do they all know, an old enemy of the Doctor's is lurking in New York, preparing to attack. Too bad for the Doctor and the Avengers - this is only the beginning... *First in The Crossover Collection series*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Again, Again by Czar Ashurri reviews
Loki has something to tell Thor, something that only happened once before. Mpreg drabble, Tony/Loki, slash, very slight citrus.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dripping by disactivatedacct reviews
Tony takes a little time to himself in the shower and can't stop thinking about a certain blonde. Little does he know, that certain blonde is watching. Steve/Tony. Top!Steve. Roommate AU. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Make a Deal With the Devil by TheBetterOdinson reviews
Tony is dying and the only person Steve can turn to for help is Loki. However no deal with the devil ever comes cheaply.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Not so cold, not too late by nnefertari reviews
After discovering his true heritage, Loki turns his rage and hurt to Thor, who is still vulnerable on Midgard as a mortal. Loki means to shed blood and inflict pain, so why is he the one crying? Thor has some good and some bad ideas that day, but in the end makes everything awfully simple. Warning for some blood. Angst, fluff, slash.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Midnight Surprise by TartanFly reviews
Tony had no word to properly describe their relationship. "Lovers" was too familiar, and "sex friends" implied that they got along somewhere other than the bedroom, shower stall, kitchen table, or wherever else Loki allowed himself to be taken when overpowered by his own lust. He couldn't even remember how long this little game had been going on. FrostIron, Tony/Loki smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
It's Disgusting What You Do to Me by scenevampirepuppy reviews
Fandral/Loki One-shot Uhm...I suck at summaries so...it's basically some sexy times between Fandral and Loki one night in Asgard .-. There's a little fluff towards the end too I guess... Warnings: MaleXMale, maleXmale sex, that's about it. Based off the song Disgusting by Kesha/Miranda Cosgrove.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Fandral, Loki - Complete
Addiction by LunaElisabeth reviews
Tony and Steve return home from a date, but instead of the usual kiss goodnight, Steve surprises Tony with something more. WARNING - Stony SLASH.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Very Awkward Ringtone by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a very silly Norsekink prompt. Thanks to Darcy-Hela's fondness for her cell phone, all nine realms actually have internet and phone access. Unfortunately, Loki's children have a habit of calling him at all the worst - most extremely awkward - moments possible.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Chaotic Overpower in the Freezer by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When he finds out he's a Frost Giant Loki runs to Midgard and hides in SHIELD's industrial freezer, eating all the ice cream. Someone has to coax him out.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Words by Iffy Jr reviews
Tony/Loki. "7 days. It was all going just fine before Thor and his younger brother dropped by the Avengers Mansion for a little week-long visit. Loki hardly slept, didn't eat, didn't talk. And of course, Tony is fascinated with all of the ways the God of Mischief actually communicates. It isn't the way he speaks to them or the words he uses, no. It's simply HOW." COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Give Me Everything Part I of a Series by BurdenedWithGloriousPotatoes reviews
A trip to Midgard leaves the Asgardian princes in compromising circumstances.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Horse Problems by Hawk wing reviews
Oneshots detailing the "joys" of working with horses for our poor assassins. Each chapter a new oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
I should go by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
He comes to visit her every night and just lay beside her, seeking the comfort he needs and craves. This night everything changes. FIC REPOSTED. Loki/Natasha, Natoki. I sorta suck at summaries. R/R
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
For once I am invisible and you are not by nnefertari reviews
Invisibility is a new experience for Thor, not to mention unexpected. And so is seeing Loki when he thinks he's alone. What will Thor learn? Slash, mostly fluff.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Let's Get It On Except We're Not by ZGory reviews
Can't two brothers indulge in innocent activites without everyone else assuming something lewd is going on?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Free Fall by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Thor asks Natasha for a simple favor and it goes into a different direction: LOKI/NATASHA,NATOKI. I suck at summaries. R/R
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Until death do us part by Lo-kithe reviews
Loki is dying, and as a last resort he turns to Tony Stark for help, the clever engineer who already offered to help once. Warning: Might make you cry :v
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Silver and Gold by SummerRed reviews
Returned to Asgard for his trial, Loki uses his silence as a weapon against his father and brother, determined not to speak to any of his Asgardian visitors. However, an unexpected visit from Frigga finally loosens his silver tongue. Post-Avengers one-shot.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
5 Time Hulk Smashed Puny God by madwriter223 reviews
1 Time He Finally Didn't -Kink Meme- Title says it all. Crack and Humor, cause Loki had to get creative. XD
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Ringshadow reviews
Thor just wants the weekend off, and passed Loki into Tony Stark's hands for babysitting, hoping Tony can get through to him. Loki quickly gets pulled into the mad current of Tony Stark's life, and finds out that this particular Avenger doesn't hate him. Far from it, really. Toki Tony/Loki and Peppertoki Pepper/Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,206 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Punishment by Dominae de Machinae reviews
My imagining of Loki's punishment on Asgard. M for graphic detail of beatings and torture and language. R&R
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
It Comes with a Price by Takada Saiko reviews
Pre-Thor. When Thor loses Mjolnir in a bet with a group of dwarves, the brothers travel to find a way to retrieve it. Along with the dwarves they find a powerful man that is pulling the strings of their entire adventure. They must find a way not only to defeat the enemy, but to work through the rift that is already beginning to form between them. R&R Co-written with Gabrielle Day
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Secret Keeper by Quillpens reviews
Thor has always cared for Loki as more than a brother. When it comes time for Loki's punishment after the war, will Thor be able to save his "little brother" from the pain?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Please? by Mischief-and-Lies reviews
"Look at me, brother."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Stolen kisses by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
She was supposed to catch him but ends up doing something else instead. I suck at summaries. Loki/Natasha, Natoki.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Whipstitch by KaasKnot reviews
It dawned fair and clear, the day they sewed Loki's lips shut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,639 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Come Out On Top by ianna28 reviews
"There's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top." Tony could actually think of a few versions, but they didn't involve an invasion and some fighting. Why was he picturing that? Scene between Tony and Loki. What if Tony saw a little bit more in Loki's eyes than rage, and some smugness? Based on a One-Shot. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Good Inside by Feelin Glayish reviews
"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Dubious Consent by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Happiness Deserved by s1k1s1k1 reviews
There was no amount of liquor on this planet that would make Tony ever tell about the experience of shimmying leather-armored trousers off a pregnant god. At least he'd found out how the baby was going to come out. Loki/Thor. Mpreg, Fluff, Humor, Childbirth, Nursing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unforeseen Attraction by Lemonzest023 reviews
Loki takes pleasure in annoying Tony Stark whenever he can. Things change suddenly, however, when he realizes he needs the man's help after a traumatic event leaves him desperate. Takes place in the months following The Avengers. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Ale to the King by Feelin Glayish reviews
Thor has never seen Loki drunk. Thor/Loki, drunk lazy sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Intellectual Warfare by kysis-the-bard reviews
After his last midnight encounter with Loki, Tony Stark hasn't seen the menace around... until he runs into him at the tailor's. Post Strange Bedfellows and A Dangerous Attraction.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Enough by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
None of them even knew Loki had been missing from his imprisonment on Asgard when Thor shows up with a shell of a god in his arms. Clint finds himself almost unwillingly starting to feel sympathy for the god as he gets to know him and realizes maybe not everything was as it seems. -complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Test of Insanity by Starchii reviews
AU DeiXIno ItaXSaku TenXHidan Complete Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were just walking back from a mission when suddenly two Akatsuki members appear and capture them. What is their motive and why did they kidnap all three of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
On the Rooftops of Jerusalem by n3on gold3n reviews
The hottest day Jerusalem has ever seen, forces Malik and Altair to sleep in a roof garden overnight. Read what happens - it's lovely. Romantic, M-rated Yaoi fiction. Characters belong to Ubisoft. I own and earn nothing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Just Genetics by ineedanewnameidk reviews
Desmond is still trying to get used to living life through the Animus. Things are already tense enough between him and the crabby historian on his team, and it's only made worse when a fight between them leads to a confused but passionate kiss.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
Crashing and Burning by ookami-san reviews
Tony wasn't sure how they'd gotten to this point, or how they'd started six months ago, but he knows he's about to bring it crashing down around him. Frostiron. Tony/Loki. Angst/Romance. One-shot. Rated M for suggestiveness.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Rescue by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- Hawkeye remembered something he learned during his stint as Loki's minion. And as much as hehated the bastard, he really couldn't help but to help him. mentioned Thor/Loki and MPreg. Slight Warning for kidnapped baby
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Switch by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Thor/Loki - rated for mature situations read:smut - What if Thor had taken Fury up on his suggestion to try and get information out of Loki?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
I Know You Know by TheCatWrites reviews
Chapter One: Shaun is starting to dream in French, but Desmond is waking up Italian. Set during ACB for this chapter and the next few, then post ACB so becomes AU. Pairings: Mainly Shaun/Des, hints of Ez/Leo, Alt/Mal, and others. Contains plot!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Redemption by Kipli reviews
TONY/LOKI. Set just after the film. Loki is banished from Asgard and stripped of his powers as punishment for his actions against Midgard. However even if Stark accepts being Loki's steward, can he manage to keep him safe from the Chitauri? SLASH NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Two Sides Of the Coin by magical-notes reviews
If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,898 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Meeting of Madmen by Ms.MM reviews
One-shot based off the author thinking, "This scene would be even more amazing if the Doctor showed up," while watching The Avengers. 11 shows up and says hi to Loki.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
Broken Hearts by kysis-the-bard reviews
The last person he expected to spend his last moments with was Loki. That was the last person he expected to try to save him as well.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Butterfly Effect Hypothesis by Lady Mirelle reviews
When Howard and Raj do something that seems to be breaking the entire social group apart, and with Priya AWOL, Leonard comes up with a drastic solution that also addresses some hidden feelings. Rated M for strong language and very suggestive adult themes. 1-shot. Some Wolopali but mostly Shelnard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Crossroad by agryu reviews
/ACR/ Paths cross at a myriad of points, and even those centuries apart can blur and bleed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Ezio A., Altaïr - Complete
You Learned all Your Tricks from Me by rafocy reviews
In Hammer of the Gods, Lucifer mentions as he kills Gabriel that he taught the Archangel all his tricks. What if Gabriel had another mentor that was just as handy at making trickery an art form? One Shot. No slash.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Sentiment by Nuinzilien reviews
Because Tony felt he deserved it
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
In the Name of Love by Words of Heresy reviews
Five obvious things that got in the way and one surprising thing that didn't. slash m/m implied mpreg (Don't like - Don't read ppl!)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Loki, Thor] - Complete
Sewn Lips Hide Secrets by empty blank reviews
Set after the Avengers as Thor takes Loki home. As punishment Loki's lips are sewn shut, he has so much to say, but no chance to say them...that is until Thor must pick a queen.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Myth by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Sherlock believes something to be a myth. John proves him wrong. Rated M, very M, for a reason. PWP. Slash. If you can think of a warning it probably applies. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Midori by LulaMadison reviews
Loki/Tony Stark. MPREG. Warning: Major character death, child death, angst. The final part of a series. Other parts are 'Blue', 'Red And Green should never be seen 'and 'Something Borrowed. Something...'
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Morass: Interlude by Ravenschild reviews
After the events in Morass, it is now time for John to meet Mummy! Nothing, not Afghanistan, not medicine nor Sherlock Holmes could make him ready for this Sequal to Morass
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,086 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only Dreamers Sin by Czar Ashurri reviews
On his latest mission, Ezio briefly considers his own death before nearly meeting it. Maybe that's why this angel is crying. Mentions of death and yaoi/slash. LeoEzio
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
subita morte exstingui by Coins Compressed reviews
Sheldon is dying. In the realms of fiction, Amy finds death romantic, but in reality it's a different story. Oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dust in the Wind by AGirloftheSouth reviews
After a disaster, Sherlock and John have a serious problem. Rated M, mostly for language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Broken Things and Forgiveness by SarkastinenNasse reviews
There are lot of unspoken words between them, a lot of hate and love. Altaïr x Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Five Kink Meme Fills by madwriter223 reviews
As the title says, here are my fills for five different prompts. Angst, Non-con, Humor, a bit of Dark-ish Fluff, and some plain old Dark-ish Delusions. Rating vary, so I'll use M just in case.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Novice Adventures by WhyYesIAmAGamerGirl reviews
We all know Altair can't swim. Why does he hate the water? Just my idea of a possible reason. Reviews greatly appreciated!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Canción del Cuchilla by Billywick reviews
This is practice. Prompt of these 5 words: Altair, Ezio, Malik's Bureau, Knives. Altair/Ezio, partly AU, pwp, pron writings. Yay!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
A Case of Resurrection by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John struggles to cope with his grief and anger after Sherlock's death at Reichenbach. My version of what happens next. Themes of grief, rage, violence and homosexuality - don't like, don't read. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Touch Paradigm Phenomenon by Jack Solo Black reviews
Sheldon has a problem and he wants Leonards help... SLASH. M/M. Sheldon/Leonard. Smut. Rated M for a reason! lol.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Ressentiment by MakoMori reviews
Ressentiment: The French word for Resentment, meaning a sense of hostility directed at that which one identifies as the cause of one's frustration, as an assignment of blame for one's jealousy; or in John's case, how he feels about Sherlock seeing Irene.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Remember Masyaf Nights by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Altiar visits Malik one night to plague him with memories of the old days but hate and anger cannot cancel out love.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Rubik's Cube by Fightergirl-Hyuuga reviews
The Rubik's Cube. The puzzle that has kept many of us enthralled. But the ultimate puzzle for Sherlock Holmes, the puzzle that consumes him, is John Watson. Spoilers for 1x1 1x3 2x1. Lemon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Altered Flight Pattern by Xazz reviews
Malik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Remembrance by LulaMadison reviews
Tony Stark invents a weapon designed to incapacitate Loki, but it doesn't work how they expected it too. Loki loses all his memories, he can't speak and he can't even feed himself. The Avengers have to look after him. Warning: Character Death.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Spelled Out In Lights by wellgoshsh reviews
Sherlock Holmes is not a man who is easily surprised. He has spent his formative teenage years and the entirety of his adult life solving puzzles and finding connections. And yet...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
While you were sleeping by ineedanewnameidk reviews
Inspired by the artwork from doubleleaf, this is just a quick writing of Altair cleaning and bandaging Malik's arm shortly after the amputation of it. He does it while Malik sleeps, since he wouldn't have allowed it otherwise. Rated M for gore/wounds.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Fluffy by AGirloftheSouth reviews
The title pretty much explains it. Basically, Sherlock gives John a scare.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hands by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
In which Ezio has a hand fetish. PWP, Ezio/Leonardo, rated M for sexual content.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Dark Bargains by McKinney-Wylis reviews
A bomb, a gun, and certain death - until Sherlock opens his mouth and leaves John in the dark. Direct storyline pick-up from THE GREAT GAME.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secure by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A night in bed. It's hard to summarize when there is no plot. PWP! Rated M, very very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In the Clearing by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John is diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. Sherlock and he deal with it and its after effects.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Filthy Secret by lies-d reviews
Thor gets falling-down drunk and pulls his brother into bed - an encounter which, if discovered, could ruin both of their lives.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Match Making for Angry Men by Xazz reviews
"I hate you both and next time I see either one of you I am skinning you with my bare hands!" Malik yelled at Desmond and Ezio as the two in question tried to make themselves scarce.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Belly Rub by valeriebean reviews
Sheldon helps Amy manage her physical urges while maintaining a mostly asexual relationship. For Shiyu-hanaoka who asked for fluff... even though it's not terribly fluffy. Occurs after "Cuddle Session." Rated NC-17 for hanky-panky.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Candy Canes by Queen.Of.Ferelden14 reviews
Loki has acquired a taste for human candy that Thor could use to his advantage. M/M, Slash, Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Gifts by lies-d reviews
Loki is captured by a powerful organization and forcibly used as a brood mare to produce demi-god super soldiers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Bird of Forgetfulness by Rowna Seria reviews
Thor wakes up after a hard night of drinking without any recollection about how he ended with his room in chaos and cuddling his brother. Sif is mad at him, Loki is very hungover, and all Thor knows is he needs to find out what really happened.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Accessories by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Light BDSM, sensation play no cutting . Series now complete
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Canvas by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Ezio gave him a sceptical look, and Leonardo chuckled again. Reaching out with his paintbrush, he slashed across Ezio's nose. Ezio gasped in shock. "Paint the wall, not me!"
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Your kiss, your fist, your strain by tsukinoblossom reviews
Explicit story involving fisting - read at your own discretion
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stimuli by Silverlynxcat reviews
Loki leaves Thor hot and bothered without a chance of relief. Thor takes his revenge using one of Loki's lesser known weaknesses. /Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Kittens by Yautjan reviews
In which Malik comes across a strange sight in his Bureau. -Some language-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Withdrawal by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John goes away for 5 days and Sherlock has some separation issues. PWP. Rated very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not What It Seems by Deathcrest reviews
Fandral was just walking down the hall, enjoying his free afternoon, when heard something he dearly wished he hadn't.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Codex by Kirrae reviews
Perhaps it was the woman's writing, perhaps it was his own connection to the man, or maybe it was just the man himself, but as he read Maria Thorpe's words, he could not help but fall for Altair.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Good Intentions by kissmytypos reviews
Masks are worn and abandoned during the last night of Carnivale. Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Easing the tension by Silverlynxcat reviews
Thor walks in on Loki in an obscene position. Loki's tongue fails him, but Thor's certainly does not. /Explicit/Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Late by Goggie reviews
Oneshot- Altair pays a much needed visit to his friend Malik in Jerusalem. The new Grand Master of the Order is stressed and tired of new his responsibilities, and his partner is the only one keeping him sane. Altmal/Maltair.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Lesson Learned by Silverlynxcat reviews
Loki pulls one prank too many and Thor decides to punish Loki by his own hand. Again and again. /Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Shackled by Lightning by Silverlynxcat reviews
Loki antagonises Thor when he's already in a murderous rage. The result is electrifying. /Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
PDA by iixne reviews
ONE-SHOT. Ezio is a huge fan of PDA, Altair however isn't... I think we have a conflict! Short, cute, just for fun fanfic.- Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-. PDA-Public Display of Affection.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Secret Love by bambistark reviews
Fandral had spent more time in the healing room than his friends, getting pierced with ice was a bigger deal than you think. Fandral!solo turning to Fandral/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Fandral, Loki - Complete
Intoxication by Tristana reviews
or not... Malik sends Altair out to buy incense, being clear as to what he wants. What if Altair comes back with the wrong one? Fun times! AltMal, written for kink meme. Rated M for a reason.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Catching Assassins with Matches by Tristana reviews
Guards in Jerusalem are so desperate to catch a certain assassin that they decide to trap him with fire. Forgetting that said assassin might not cooperate. Written for Kinkmeme: fire and blood. Rated because we're speaking about Altair.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Roof Gardens are for Hiding by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Malik takes a trip to the market, with a reluctant Altair in tow. But Altair has his own plans to make this trip a little more pleasant...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Medical Concern by wellgoshsh reviews
Sherlock wants to have his prostate checked... and well John is a doctor after all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tell Me To Stop by iamamywaterhouse reviews
Hermione is developing new Time Turners and asks Charlie to help test them. They find themselves lost in Chicago in the year 1927, the height of the American Jazz Age and glamour is all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Journeys End by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Set after the events in Opening Gambit and Upsetting the Board, Sherlock takes a chance. Rated M, very, very M. Newly established John/Sherlock relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love is Reason by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Love is reason to forgive. It's been far too long but it seems that things are finally back to normal for these two lovers...sort of.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
After All It's Come To This by Exorcist-Miranda reviews
After the bomb goes off, Sherlock and John review their relationship and Sherlock discovers new horizons in a study of his emotions. Something resembling a plot, and an attempt at smex has been made. REFERENCE TO SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 3 Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Disappointment by Crimson1 reviews
In response to how disappointed I was in Moriarty's characterization. Sherlock takes two lines of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy that has unforeseen results John has to clean up after, bringing several revelations to light. SherlockxJohn. Drug use. Spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nails and Teeth by The Lady Avaritia reviews
Itachi is tortured. Kisame watches. Sticks and stones may break one's bones, but words can never hurt them. In the end, even geniuses crack. WARNING: Yaoi and graphic rape and torture.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Dark and Golden Hours by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Percy visits Charlie and hears a story which leads to actions. M for a reason. Brother-loving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by iixne reviews
Ezio and Altair both live in Venice, Ezio has discovered that Altair can't swim and has decided it's vital that he learns. A One-Shot about Ezio trying to teach Altair how to swim -Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Trauma by NineFeathers reviews
Malik and Altair work through their issues in true Assassin-fashion. Originally posted on the AC kink meme for a "fistfight" prompt.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Coffee Prince by MairiNathaira reviews
The masterminds of the WWW decide to expand their business by opening up a coffee shop, and Harry becomes the new barista - much to George's horror and delight. SLASH WARNINGS! George/Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/22/2011 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Fellowship Of The Runner by The Conquerors reviews
When Rincewind rams into a high priestess he gets sent to Middle Earth. Now he must throw the Ring in MT.Doom. Just his luck
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rincewind - Complete
The Worst Kind of Dream by Galadraen reviews
Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Leap of Faith by theshukri reviews
"He could barely make out the silhouette of the buildings close by, and could barely make out that they were too far for him to jump without a running help." On the run from guards, Ezio gets a help from a certain eagle. GEN. No slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
The Ones We Carry by AGirloftheSouth reviews
During a difficult case, sleep deprivation and hunger take their toll on John. He fights Sherlock, the memories, and himself. Very Dark.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Curses, Prayers and Promises by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Altair, unable to sleep on the cold bureau floor after his most recent mission, knows the perfect place to get a goodnights sleep...next to Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
The price we pay by smaragdbird reviews
When Loki vanishes there are rumours he defected to the enemy and both Odin and Thor denounce him publicly. The truth is that Loki is being held and tortured but he doesn't give in, trusting that his family will come for him. torture, implied non-con
Thor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Getting Along In Fits And Starts by grannysknitting reviews
sometimes the damage done isn't apparent at first - sometimes it's a ticking time bomb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opening Gambit by AGirloftheSouth reviews
After a case, John and Sherlock discover something that they didn't expect. Rated M. Is set before my story They're Only Echoes and has ties to that story, but both can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sentimentalities by Kirrae reviews
When Ezio first told him of the holiday, Altair had thought it was the most idiotic display of depravity he'd ever heard of. And he had lived through much.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Insert Kunai Here by Azhwi
After a wrestle match in the mud, Itachi and Kisame need to clean off. One thing leads to another and uninhibited rutting is the result. References to Kiss Me by Sorrowful Vampress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Much to Learn by 191026 reviews
Altair realises he still has much to learn about Malik when he witnesses him murdering 5 Templars without once drawing his sword. 'I still have much to learn Brother' MalikxAltair YAOI
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Situation Normal by Fhulhi the Crazy reviews
The only bright spot in his day was the absence of a certain ulcer-inducing idiot-savant assassin.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Air Conditioner REVISED by SeenaC reviews
REVISED! A London heat-wave causes a change in the sleeping arrangements at 221b. Part of my continuing narrative. "M" for adult subjects. Revised to accommodate events in "Adventure of the Country Birthday."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Physiotherapy, Of a Sort by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happier Times by Tristana reviews
Just as the title says. Altair and Malik as novices in training - and escaping from chores. Light-hearted and angst-free. Written for Anon in Forkinsocket's kink meme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
That's Amore by CalciumRagazza reviews
Leonardo "accidently" makes love with Ezio on top of his latest commission and still wet canvas. Not much plot, but basically just sex.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Brew a Bottle of Love by Limitbreaker reviews
To remain free of Azkaban Draco is forced to work at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for one year. Doesn't sound too bad at first, but Draco soon realises how hard twelve months in the whirlwind of George Weasley's contrasting emotions truly are… Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Finest Art by Maudit Maestro reviews
Ezio/Leonardo/Michelangelo. Ezio witnesses his normally docile lover in quite a heated discussion bordering on violence with a young, angry, muscular sculptor. Warnings inside.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Nuotare by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Anyone notice how you lose synchronization with Altair if you end up in water? YAOI/MATURE/SLASH - EzioxAltair Ezio finds out his mentor cannot swim, and he decides to have some fun with this. Written in honor of the reveal of AC: Revelations today.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
The Early Early Night by mazarin reviews
What happens after the boys get home from the events of "Good Golly, Miss Molly." You really should read that first. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Warmth by Xazz reviews
Today was a practical test. Outside. In the snow. Altair wished he'd just stayed in bed. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting There For You by mazarin reviews
"Almost two years ago, this life was ripped from him in a hail of gunfire, creating a hollowed-out shell that life with Sherlock went a long way to fill, in some respects, but certainly not in others." John is sent back to Afghanistan post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock vs Sue by PearlyWhirly reviews
That set list was harder to get hold of than Sue Sylvester had expected. Time to call in an unusual acquaintance...
Crossover - Glee & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sue S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Play Video Games by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
There are some things that Ezio just shouldn't see. There are some things Desmond just can't help but show him. Altair can only wish he had stayed in his bed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Unexpected Results by Xazz reviews
Kinkmeme prompt asking for Malik addicted to coffee on a caffeine high. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Dark of the Alley by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: John has quite enough of Sherlock being rude at crime scenes. John tells Sherlock exactly how he's going to make it up to him. Title from Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Always beside you by JustAnotherYaoiFan reviews
Itachi came home drunk, Sasuke came home late. What would happen? AU & PWPish. ItaSasu. Implied SasuNaru and KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Pull Birds by luvscharlie reviews
Charlie's the master at pulling birds. Just ask him, and he'll tell you all about it. Bill/Charlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by silverwolf04 reviews
Whilst on a chase, Sherlock works something out moments too late. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Possessive, Possessed by lawless523 reviews
Witnessing Sherlock kiss another man prompts John to make a move. The results aren't necessarily what he expected. John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Feegles in Middle Earth part 3: Feegles VS Balrog by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
The third installment in a series of one shots about the Feegles marauding through ME. I own nothing you recognise. Please R&R.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rob Anybody, Gandalf - Complete
As I Love You by mazarin reviews
For a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme. "I know you're in love with me." John is lead where he's meant to go. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Coragyps reviews
John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Would You Like Me to Seduce You? by mazarin reviews
For a prompt on the kinkmeme: Mrs. Anderson knows her husband is cheating on her, so she goes out to find someone else as a form of revenge. She figures who better to have sex with to get back at her husband than Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Cooked Alive by Xazz reviews
"How long do you plan to imprison me?" Altair asked him laying down his limbs grateful to no longer be moving. "For as long as it takes," was Malik's reply. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Unexpected Talents by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders the myth that doctors have no business holding a pen. John twists his knee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Making Him Stay by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock decides that if he wants his flatmate to stick around, things will have to change at Baker Street
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Can't Believe What I Found by mazarin reviews
I didn't think this worked too well as part of the original story, "Want You Here Tonight," but for anyone that wondered what happened later, here you go. A deleted rough-cut scene, if you will. Slash, rated M for a reason, folks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Want You Here Tonight by mazarin reviews
"As far as crushes go, this is the one he's had the hardest time getting over." John wants Sherlock. Sherlock wants John. So what does Sherlock do? Go out on a date with someone else. Sounds about right. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unexpected Depths by grannysknitting reviews
Mycroft wants Sherlock to do a job for him at the Palace. Lestrade doesn't want to be there. Sherlock wants to know more about John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mother Hen Tendencies by grannysknitting reviews
Multiple POV sherlock/john slashy. The boys muse on their partner's caring ways.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Playing With Fire by grannysknitting reviews
It isn't every day that you come home to find John in the front room playing with fire. The Mage of London is IN. Warnings - will be a darker fic than normal
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come Into My Parlor by mazarin reviews
"John's tried desperately to forget what he saw nearly a month ago, the evidence of a whip scattered across Sherlock's skin. He hasn't said a word, but it's been nagging him at every quiet moment."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Stabilis Manus Manus by TenshiXXX reviews
Itach is acquainted with submission, and loves it. Genderbent KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Give Me a Moment by mazarin reviews
"You're going to be such work," Sherlock breathes against John's back. Written for a specific request on LJ. Total slash PWP, with little redeeming value. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Most Unusual Undergarment by MairiNathaira
Fred and George hope to start a new fashion trend. Harry isn't quite sure about its success level - he just knows that it's not suited for vampires. VERY BRIEF SLASH WARNING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
We All Fall Down by NineFeathers reviews
Even Assassins have clumsy moments. Originally a fill on the AC kinkmeme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Wanted by mazarin reviews
"Would it help if I told you it's not what it looks like?" Followup to "Cheater." Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cheater by mazarin reviews
"John. Really. It was one time. He was nothing to me."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Liars Among Thieves by Sariasprincy reviews
When Sakura is captured by Akatsuki, the most feared gang in Japan, she knows she's going to die. That is until Kisame and Deidara save her. Now she must bring down Akatsuki and free the two men who saved her, even if it costs her her life. DeiSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Man Across The Hall by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione isn't sure what to do with her life after the Final Battle. She drifts until she moves into the Burrow and meets the man across the hall. Rated M for adult content. A bit angsty, a lot fluffy, and shirtless boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Cameras Are Made to Hold Memories by Ichbingabbie reviews
A prompt that I filled. Altair is suffering from a hangover. He has no idea what happened to him last night. As he's getting ready to take a nap his hand stumbles across his camera. As he flips through the content, what he finds will blow his mind. ALTMAL
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Hiding spot by Owari reviews
YAOI Ezio decides to get amorous with Altair whilst they are avoiding the city guard and unfortunatly for Altair the only hiding spot available is a group of prostitutes
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Shameless by Kirrae reviews
For kink meme' the Brothel Challenge. Much as they had changed, there was still the lingering uncertainty that sparked the resentment and hate that led to Altair stalking the rooftops of Jerusalem. Again. Only to end up in a brothel. AltairXMalik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Good Golly, Miss Molly by mazarin reviews
"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Dream's of Eagle's by Death Escapist reviews
When Altair finds himself in the Jerusalem bureau late at night, he finds he is not the only one that needs comfort.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Tale of Two Skulls by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock meets Red Bull and learns something new about John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Because I Never Wondered by mazarin reviews
A little silly piece I couldn't get out of my head. John catches Sherlock dancing. Perhaps a little squinty, but pretty gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Another Day by tanyart reviews
Altair catches Malik sleeping in the library. Altair/Malik, mundane bingo prompt square under 'naps'.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Hearth and Home by grannysknitting reviews
John moves in. Sherlock goes out. Mrs Hudson watches telly.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Colleague by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders on the importance of choosing the right words. John wants a curry. Friendship is an odd thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Murder of John Watson by grannysknitting reviews
Non slash, Innocent!Sherlock, strong friendship. What if John hadn't been talking about his time in the army during 'A Study in Pink? What if someone had tried to murder him before?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ramble On, Lord of the Rings by enigma-kar reviews
Dean loves Led Zeppelin and Sam loves the Lord of the Rings. Who ever knew there would be a crossover? Sam and Dean certainly didn't. Random one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Morass by Ravenschild reviews
Post TGG - Holmes is abducted, can he be saved in time before he goes insane? What happens when a Sociopath is forced to admit he feels? And can he cope with the fallout?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,240 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tonight by animegirl19791 reviews
George has long since accepted his attraction to his twin, but tonight is the first time he chooses to act upon it. Little does he know that Fred's awake and enjoying every moment of it... Twincest FTW ! Rated M for sexy sex and language XP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Submission by Owari reviews
YAOI MATURE. Altair makes a request to his lover but first has to prove his willingness to submit, sometimes giving up power is a little more challenging than it seems
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
I Mean I Need to Love by mazarin reviews
John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Life Before Me by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock discovers that John had more of a past than he thought - slightly dark - mentioned established relationship. Also see profile for fic list
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wreckage and Rubble by grannysknitting reviews
Post EP - Spoilers for Ep 3. Lestrade's point of view when he's called to the wreckage of the pool. He doesn't want to deal with the wreckage that would occur if London's newest crime fighting duo are parted from each other.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Therapy Redux by grannysknitting reviews
A brief glimpse into John's thoughts, post flash back. Mild slash
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Therapy by grannysknitting reviews
A surprise visit to someone who poses a Threat to Holmes family. Written from OFC point of view.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Very Very Frightening by grannysknitting reviews
Sequel to Thunderbolts and Lightning. Sherlock tries to make things better. Mrs Hudson helps. Other people don't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thunderbolts and Lightning by grannysknitting reviews
A flash of lightning, a bolt of thunder and Sherlock wakes to a stranger in his bed. Slash mentioned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let the Clocks be Reset by mazarin reviews
A sequel to "Doppelganger." An exercise in writing slash. "John realizes about 30 seconds after they leave the pub that perhaps he has lost control of the situation."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas With Sherlock by grannysknitting reviews
John spends Christmas with Sherlock. Mrs Hudson gets a pressie.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doppleganger by mazarin reviews
The first time it happens, Sherlock doesn't even notice. pre-slash. There is now a sequel: Let the Clocks Be Reset, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shards of Glass by Sariasprincy reviews
Hermione thought she could make any potion. Turns out she was wrong and it's a good thing Fred knew something about healing charms. Fred/Hermione. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Like A Bird by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Ron's always thought that Draco just ate like a bird; it's not until they move in together that he realises exactly why he never sees Draco eat. Contains references to mental health issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Promises Kept by grannysknitting reviews
When they were in hospital, Sherlock made a promise to himself. Now he's keeping it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by grannysknitting reviews
AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Puffer Fish by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
Sherlock Holmes faces his most personal problem yet. If he and John Watson don't solve this case someone close to him is going to get a life sentence. Can the world's only consulting detective and his partner Dr John Watson solve the mystery in time?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Injured by Mocha-Berrytan reviews
Ezio's technique is beginning to slip and his injuries are getting the better of him, but still he won't listen to Leonardo and sleep. EzioxLeonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Conversations with Mike by grannysknitting reviews
Established relationship. John discovers that Sherlock wasn't looking for a flatmate. Sherlock discovers the hobnobs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Epic Fail by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock and John argue. Then there are consequences. Sherlock doesn't like them at all. Niether does John, really. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sharing Sherlock by grannysknitting reviews
Friendship fic. Set pre-Episode Three. John shares Sherlock with a new friend. Mycroft, Mrs Hudson and DI Lestrade disapprove.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gray Colored Happiness by mylilchickadee reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha and and must come to terms with himeslf. some NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 245,578 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disfunctional Antifunctional and ExFunctional by grannysknitting reviews
Established relationship. A typical day in the life of John Watson. Or as typical as anything ever is when you're living with Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pyrrhic Victory by thevelvetbunny reviews
Itachi and Deidara get more than they bargained for in the tea room of a small Inn in the heart of the Earth Country. Letting go seems the right thing to do, but who will come out on top? ItaDei, one-shot lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Shattering Apart by grannysknitting reviews
SLASH. John returns after Lestrade is Roped In. Comfort ensues in the bedroom. SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roped In by grannysknitting reviews
Geoff discovers that he's not at all opposed to taking part in Sherlock's dramatics for a good cause. And helping get rid of an unwanted house guest is a VERY good cause. Sequel to 'To the Victor goes Revenge'. Read warning at top of fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Poppies For John by grannysknitting reviews
Rememberance Sunday fic - John notices a discrepancy between Sherlock's stated intent and his actions. Sherlock, for once, explains himself. Frienship or pre-slash, your choice. Intended in honour of those who defend us.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The State of Other People's Wedding Rings by grannysknitting reviews
pre-slash. Sherlock is obsessed. John wonders what people would think if they saw his 'ring'. Lestrade wonders why no one is paying attention to the dead body
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To the Victor goes the revenge by grannysknitting reviews
Ex lover meets spouse - according to the internet, that's a bad thing. Established relationship, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Polygamous Marriage by grannysknitting reviews
John wouldn't like to be known as Sherlock's girlfriend, and he disapproved of cheaters... so how could Sherlock convince him that he was more than just a flatmate? Post Ep 3. Could be seen as pre-slash, or just Sherlock being Sherlock cross posted atLJ
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jumpers by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock muses on woollen items of clothing and the change in seasons. John wonders what is going on. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Relationship with Sherlock Holmes by grannysknitting reviews
John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Back in the Saddle by grannysknitting reviews
Their first return to solving crime after the pool and the explosion. Donovan's POV
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Further Impressions by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock meets the people who made John Watson the man he is today... the reciprocal family dinner
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Impressions by grannysknitting reviews
Meet the Holmes'. John gains some insight into the environment that produced the two prodigies - Sherlock and Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sharing John by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock had never been an only child, but from his behaviour you wouldn't know it. What happens when he realises that John has more than one friend, that other people admire the same qualities Sherlock does?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dragged Up by grannysknitting reviews
Can you imagine the people who dragged the Freak up? Sally Donovan learns that John Watson has limits and Sherlock learns... well, nothing he didn't already know. cross posted to LJ
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Budding Opportunity by MairiNathaira reviews
Somebody at the huge Weasley-Potter family gathering finally shows Dudley something he has needed for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dudley D., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Banshee by tiylaya reviews
When Alan starts hearing things on Thunderbird Five, John is naturally concerned. When John begins to share his brother's delusion... well, that's when he really gets worried.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - John T., Alan T. - Complete
Just Another Nancy Boy? by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Shattered by Onedergirl reviews
"You see, either 221B Baker Street goes BOOM! with everyone in it, or you kill dear Doctor Watson here. Your choice."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sun and Silk by WhiteWolf535 reviews
Ezio really can't help himself when it comes to the female species but Altair has a rather strait-forward approach to break that pesky habit for him.One-shot.Very lemony lemon, blood play,a little gore but thats expected from a couple of assassins, right?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Charlie Loves by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Charlie Weasley has two loves: his boyfriend and his brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Closed For Renovations by Niveous Lilt reviews
-Sequel to Browning paper- Everything has returned to normal and life is as it should be..until Sasuke starts getting unadressed notes in the mail, and the magnets on the fridge begin to move by themselves...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Quick Trip by regrette rien reviews
Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Humility by TheWorldInBlue reviews
"You are most beautiful when bound, Son of None." His voice echoed in the stark, barren room. "Otherwise, you are a savage."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Altaïr, Robert de Sable - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curiosity by Agar reviews
Ezio just can't leave well enough alone, forcing Leonardo into confessing more than he wanted to. SLASH Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Every Night, I Dream You Die by Agent Nova reviews
After a close brush with death, a critically injured brother is guided along the slow road to recovery by the one sibling who understands him the most. Virgil whump. One-Shot. Rated T for mild gore.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Virgil T., Scott T. - Complete
Asking for Trouble by fengirl88 reviews
5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Nature of Power by mayaslash reviews
*inspired by the Brotherhood trailers* Ezio is captured by the Templars after the fall of Monteriggioni and Cesare Borgia intends to enjoy the spoils of war. Cesare/Ezio/Leonardo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Advice and Marshmallows by Little Miss Bump reviews
Late at night, one brother paces while another mopes. Neither wishes to talk about his feelings. Perhaps a cup of hot chocolate, a handful of marshmallows and a chance to reminisce will change that? One-shot, TV-verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Scott T. - Complete
Battle of Eagles by words without reviews
Subtle Altair/Malik, AU for after the fight with fake!Robert. Altair arrives in Jerusalem to kill de Sablé, only to find that the Templar has made the first move...a move that threatens everything Malik has left.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Kids I Babysit's Perspective on Naruto by monkeybait reviews
From future shippings to Orochimaru's favorite food, the four siblings my sister and I baby-sit can answer all your questions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Owl Post by Bedelia reviews
A series of letters between George Weasley and Harry Potter. Written for the Twin Exchange August challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Need To Be Needed by Limitbreaker reviews
After the death of one of Charlie's dragons Draco thinks he is able to comfort him. Slash, Charlie/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
Bisogno di un Amico by Verdreht reviews
Ezio Auditore bears the weight of revenge for his family, but also as a savior to theives, courtesans, and assassins alike. But what happens when the weight becomes too much and he breaks? Who will be there to pick up the pieces? Slash. EzioxLeonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Draco in Muggle Clothing by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Draco/Dean sexual relationship. Post war. Meeting each other's families can be stressful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Raindrop Prelude by Limitbreaker reviews
Fred has always kept his mind where it belonged – away from Draco Malfoy. But now Fred is gone and George finds himself unable to resist Malfoy any longer. Slash, Draco/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Fever by Treewater reviews
A wounded Ezio goes to Leonardo's shop for some care to avoid raising suspicion amongst Venice's doctors. His wound isn't the only thing that's burning, though. LeoEzio EzioLeo Leo/Ezio Ezio/Leo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Healing is a matter of time by smaragdbird reviews
The war is over and Draco feels broken. In typical spoiled child behavior, he misbehaves by clubbing, drinking, and having random encounters with anyone who is willing. That is until he meets a dragon tamer who makes him feel whole again. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
The Forest of Foils and the Path of Pranks by MairiNathaira reviews
The war has ended. Draco's confused with his future, and George misses his twin. In a moment of fate, they find each other. SLASH WARNING. Draco/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
The What Ifs of Toushiro Hitsugaya by TwinsOfTheDesert reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Hitsugaya...? Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Head in the Clouds by Phx reviews
They say bad things happen in three's... If you don't believe me, just ask the Tracys as an unfortunate mishap on the way home from New York City tests the bonds of trust. Third story in the 'Virgin Trilogy'.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alan T., Scott T. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The secret love affair between George Weasley and Harry Potter over many years. Follows canon including the epilogue, but with the addition of one romance. Complete. Please note: canon compliance means that this story involves infidelity; if that offends you then please don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,664 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura's tired of Itachi getting up in the middle of the night to do paperwork, so she makes a deal with him. Either he goes to bed with her or no sex for a week. Too bad her plan backfires. Complete smut. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse, AU, Modern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Men They Become by reine Seele reviews
Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Paparazzi by WeasleyForMe reviews
With her new celebrity status after the war, Hermione finds it difficult to maintain romantic relationships. But what if she is thrown into one inadvertently? With Charlie Weasley? A birthday gift for Clover Bay
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Midnight Chill by janizer reviews
Ezio's room is cold, and lonely, and Leonardo's room... Well, Leonardo's room has Leonardo. Fluff. Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by mayaslash reviews
Leonardo has been a Templar spy all along and Ezio finally finds out. Things get messy.Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Tears by Kate Maxwell reviews
Scott discovers John sick up in Thunderbird Five, but this leads to more complex situations being let out. How will this change the family? Puppet series. Chapter Seven Now Online
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,618 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/1/2006 - John T.
What You Do by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Sitting by his bedside, Hermione tells an unconscious Charlie what she wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto witnessed something, goes to the training ground to think and gets a visitor. ItaNaru, implied SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku. Could become multichap, let me know what you want. Anal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
As Straight As Cooked Spaggetti by Shadow Danzer reviews
-M for reason. Romance at a streach. Smut is better. YAOI- Deidara always gets what he wants and this time his sites are set on a certain Uchiha. "You ever seen cooked spaggetti?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
One Lazy Afternoon by mayaslash reviews
During one lazy, unproductive afternoon Shaun witnesses something unexpected in Ezio's memories. Shaun/Desmond, Leonardo/Ezio
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
A Spot Of Bother by Little Miss Bump reviews
Alan contracts the most common of childhood illnesses. Only his situation is made a little more embarrassing due to the unfortunate fact that he isn't an adorable little boy. He's fifteen years old. And teenagers with chickenpox are far from 'cute'.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alan T. - Complete
Welcome to Akatsuki by cresent-lunette reviews
Itachi had just defeated Deidara to recruit him into Akatsuki. As if that humiliation wasn't enough, Itachi followed Deidara back to his living space so he could gather his things. Not a good start to Akatsuki. Rape, lemon yaoi, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Burning Paper Cranes by Slinkymilinky reviews
In a world of demons and demigods, where people could walk up walls or bend time and space with their eyes, even death isn’t permanent. But where does that leave the living? Where does that leave those left behind? ItaDei, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Feegles in Middle Earth part 2 by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
They're back, and causing more mayhem! Please R&R.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rob Anybody, Elrond - Complete
Within the Messages by Sariasprincy reviews
When a mass murderer threatens Japan, Itachi and his team must figure out his messages before he kills again. But no one would ever guess the murderer was so close and when Sakura gets involved, her life depends on the end of the case. ItaSaku AU Modern
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Unforecasted Storm by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Louis Weasley has a unique Creature inheritance and he thinks his friends all hate him now that they've found about it. James and Scorpius don't, though, and they've got an interesting proposition. Contains explicit three-way slash sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Louis W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Magical Squib by MairiNathaira reviews
When Lily Potter finds out she's a squib, she's devastated. But then, with the help of her fairy "godfathers", she finds talent in unexpected places. SLASH WARNING. It's a Lily Luna-centric work with Albus Severus/Scorpius pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Some Things You Just Don't Do by TheOneYouCallWe reviews
“…you do know that’s a dead baby, right?” Rated for imagery. One-shot drabble.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
Roman Holiday by The Sexy Muggle Librarian reviews
Sequel to "We'll Always Have Paris". Hermione gets away for a girl's weekend in Rome. Charlie is ordered to take some time off after an accident. Is it Fate that is pulling them together? Passport to Romance series. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Scandal on Page Two by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Gregory Goyle is very confused by what he reads in the newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Relax by maia.maiestas reviews
It's the day of Ginny and Harry's wedding and Hermione is to be Ginny's Maid of Honour. But the thing is that Hermione has never really liked big fancy things. She desperately needs to relax. Enter Charlie Weasley. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gordon's First by Agent Nova reviews
Gordon struggles with his emotions following the death of a child during a rescue. Rated T - just to be safe - for OC death and mild language. Family fluff. One-Shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Gordon T., Scott T. - Complete
Broken Wing by SeraphimeRising reviews
How can you fix what you didn't know was broken? WARNINGS: Angst, Language, Frank discussion of death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Charlie W., Katie B. - Complete
Dudley's Cousin by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Set straight after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry goes to release his relatives from protective house-arrest and finds that Dudley has developed both emotionally and physically in ways Harry rather likes. Harry/Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by lilmisblack reviews
There had always been a certain closeness between them, stronger than anything they’d shared with anyone else. Then the not-so-innocent conversations had followed, the lingering looks, the long touches that left his skin burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Sugar by bethalaina reviews
When Charlie sets out to prove to Hermione that she's more than just 'one of the boys', he finds himself in deeper--and sweeter--than he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Disclosed Desires by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
After a long day of researching, Hermione stumbled downstairs in search of food but finds a certain redheaded Dragon Tamer instead. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
More than Heavenly by GreatHeartRapture reviews
Sequel to Chance. Finn goes farther with Kurt than Kurt ever dreamed. Heavy Finn/Kurt slash. Very fluffy. A few naughty words.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
And Death was his constant companion by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Death meets Lord of the Rings, to put it simply. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Death, Aragorn
Feegles in Middle earth by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
As it says on the tin.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Battle Scars by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
CharlieHermione - She showed him hers and he showed her his. A comparison of battle scars between Charlie and Hermione turns interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reluctant Rudolf by tiylaya reviews
Scott finds himself called out on a very unusual Christmas Eve rescue.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Scott T. - Complete
Nightly Expedition by Miyavilurver reviews
Kyouya has always been a heavy sleeper. TamakixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Tamaki S., Kyōya O.] - Complete
End Of Heartache by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Sequel to Secert Temptations. Sasuke doesn't want it to hurt anymore. He wants to be loved. Enter Naruto. But Sasuke's got something else up his sleeve besides love. SasuXNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Breaking Point by Samurai Smee reviews
SasuNaru. After returning to the village, Sasuke is having to adjust to a new life with his old comrades. However, his task is met with more hardship as he learns that his arrival is just another breaking point for his oldest rival. Yaoi and fluff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,606 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole and Back Again by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru ran from misery and found something he liked; an escape. He won't go back without a fight. !Mature Audiences ONLY! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
MK II by pollywantsa reviews
Thunderbird Five suffers an unexpected power outage. TV-verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alan T., John T. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
Only Child of an Only Child by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Scorpius Weasley comes from a calm, quiet family. He's not prepared for his first Rock Festival, and needs someone to rescue him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
A Tale of Shared Clothes by Ember-Firedrake88 reviews
Sequel to my oneshot "A Tale of Damnation and Soap." Zachariah shows up, and the encounter just might be enough to convince Dean that Castiel likes him. WARNINGS: language, angst, Zachariah because he deserves a warning all his own , and smut
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Tale of Damnation and Soap by Ember-Firedrake88 reviews
After fighting off archangels, Cas is left without his angel powers. After a few days, Dean convinces him that he needs to shower. Cas has never taken a shower before, however, and he needs a little help... Warnings: slash, language, sexual situations
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cream by suaviorXchu reviews
Question: When Hikaru eavesdrops on Kaoru’s phone conversation and is shocked by what he hears how can Kaoru possibly justify his actions? Answer: With... cream. Naughty, M-rated, explicit, lemony Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Visions of the Night by Venus-Diablo reviews
Sequel to Only When I sleep but can be read alone. Dean and Cas make the most of Dean's subconcious. Slash, Dream!Sex, Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Spider! by Agent Nova reviews
There's an unwelcome visitor in Virgil's bedroom. Scott and John to the rescue! Written in Scott's POV. One-Shot. Rated T for strong language.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Scott T., Virgil T. - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
In The Stacks by Artemisdesari reviews
While doing research in the library, Dean discovers that silence can convey more than words. Rated for a reason
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The complexity of belief by artemisgoddess16 reviews
Castiel tries to understand why it's so hard to relate to Jimmy and Why Dean is getting him so hot and heavy. LEMON sexual content Cas/Dean COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Rack and Savior by Artemisdesari reviews
Dean remembers Hell, Castiel helps him deal. Dean/Castiel, rated for a reason
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
An angel’s love, unexpected by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Castiel taunts Dean with ice cream, which leads to more, so much more .... Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Casual Observer by coonassblondie reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
A Lesson In Trust by Ember-Firedrake88 reviews
Castiel uses angel mojo bondage to teach Dean a lesson in trust. Warnings: slash, porn, bondage but not S M .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rushing In by eriphi reviews
Peter has always been decisive. It is one of his best qualities, except when Oreius calls it rushing in. On this occasion it is going to put both Pevensie brothers in danger.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,121 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Of broken beds and angels by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Cas and Dean manage to break the bed ... *chuckles* Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Look in My Tormented Eye by Magess reviews
Castiel vanishes from his post, and Dean and Sam are enlisted to search for him. They suspect it is the work of a demon, but the nature of the plot and his plight is more than what they could have imagined. Dean/Cas, warnings for torture and rape.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,858 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fulfilling a Prophecy by eriphi reviews
Getting the right children in the right place was never going to be a matter that Aslan could leave to chance. Even prophecies sometimes need nudging in the proper direction.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Digory Kirke - Complete
Session by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Dean had been in the Green Room in Heaven for hours. He was bored out of his mind; had too much time in which to spend in thought. Rated T for a boy-kiss Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Lesson In Momentum by Little Miss Bump reviews
Scott discovered at a young age that certain things don't go well together. Like fast bikes, big hills and bare skin, for example. Unfortunately for him, this was a lesson he learnt the hard way. Two-shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Scott T., John T. - Complete
My One and only desire by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
I leant in, stealing another kiss from Castiel’s lips, felt them so soft and warm against my own, and so temptingly sinful as he responded. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I'm here for you by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Dean meets Jimmy in the rain and gets much more than he bargained for. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Jimmy
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Before, During, After by watch-me-write reviews
Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp... Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first time together. Involves the use of pictures! Too weird? Don't read. For Zander.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Castiel gets hurt in the battlefield and Dean has to take care of him after he shows up bleeding. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Franchise by Fran L reviews
A factory fire brings to light a new range of merchandise. The team think it's hilarious, but Penelope isn't convinced... *Written in response to the Tracy Island Writers Forum's 2006 Fic Swap Challenge*
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Penelope C., Jeff T. - Complete
Lust by kygirl101 reviews
Bathroom sex. A first for every relationship...NOT. Twincest--my first lemony-thingy, so don't be too harsh. HikaKao, M for safty. Enjoy the bathroom.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
When Love is Found by WhirledPeace reviews
Itachi is walking along a river when he finds Deidara, half drowned. Once Itachi revives him, he managed to get the story out. Oneshot, character death. ItaDei lemon. Birthday present for black55widow. Late, I know!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Etude in the key of A minor by Mirvena reviews
Sometimes things work out in unexpected ways.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Virgil T. - Complete
Passion by HTi reviews
Hikaru has been overwhelmed recently by the popularity the Host Club has brought him, and now, for the first time in too long, he and Kaoru spend some quality time together. Lemon, Twincest, HikaruKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Every Breath We Drew Was Hallelujah by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Dean’s car breaks down while he’s on a drive, alone. But he soon enough finds himself some company. Dean/Castiel, Shameless smut really, NC17. Warning: public/outdoor sex. No flames. R&R, x
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Mending Broken Wings by Little Miss Bump reviews
They knew that surviving the aftermath of the Hood's attack wasn't going to be a walk in the park, especially not for the youngest Tracy. Family bonds had to be strengthened and promises made before the Thunderbirds could again take to the skies.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,465 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alan T., Jeff T. - Complete
Pulling Your Strings by Amaya'chika'chan reviews
Sasori finds out what Deidara has been doing with Itachi. Yaoi, OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Peace and Quiet by eriphi reviews
When Edmund is struck with an old problem from England, he wishes he could get his sisters to understand the way Peter does.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Prophetic Erotica: The Book of Eros by Lassroyale reviews
The prophet Chuck has another series of books that he’s been writing in secret about the torrid affair of an Angel and a Hunter. During one of these dreams he has a vision of a terrible plan and wants to intervene...but how can you undo prophecy?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ways of the Sinister by Kieno0324 reviews
Darkness lurks. Watching them from every corner. Watching what they do. Can they survive when someone dear to them all is in danger? Why is Gene making a reappearance? Will the SPR survive or will they fall victim to the sinister? Ghost Ship Seq. COMPLETE
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,638 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nearly Sorted by eriphi reviews
Peter has learned a little about temptation and Edmund helps him get things sorted again.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Fall of a Bird by Lampala reviews
Scott wakes up in Thunderbird 1, with no idea what has happened or why it is lying at the bottom of the Atlantic. One-shot. TV-Verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Scott T. - Complete
Believe what you will by Lunaretta reviews
After believing in something your WHOLE LIFE, can you find believe disturbing truth?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Voices No One Else Can Hear by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Someone is thinking lustful thoughts about Ron - and he can hear them! A Potions accident results in unexpected people saying crude things. He needs a cure, but he also wants an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Everybody Cries by lissysue85 reviews
One of the boys faces down his demon and allows his heart to start healing.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Red clouds fly over head by Through Glass reviews
Everyone has wondered whether Deidara was a girl or a boy. Itachi desperately wants to know, what happens when he finds out? ItachixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Vessels by Eediva reviews
Takes place after 4.04. Castiel tries to prepare Dean for his part in the war, not realising that he too has a part in the war, one he wasn't expecting. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,898 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
International Incidents by Digital Skitty reviews
Kakashi, and somehow Deidara as well, get shipped overseas as foreign exchange students. The only problem? ...Everything. Let's all cause an international incident! -AU, high school, yaoi, foreign languages-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,232 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Moonlight Becomes Him by amightypenguin reviews
After months of toying with him, Draco finally makes his move on Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
Pranks and Priorities by Kyriebess reviews
Twoshot. Gordon pulls a prank on two of his older brothers and it is not well received. But what will happen when Scott's and Virgil's anger inadvertently puts Gordon's life in danger?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Gordon T., Scott T. - Complete
shinobi by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Impeccable Timing by Little Miss Bump reviews
After an exhaustingly long day, the only thing that Virgil wants to do is sleep. The parrot, however, seems to have other ideas. Naturally, this means war. But does this feathered enemy have an ulterior motive? One-shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Virgil T. - Complete
Games and Obsession by thedemonsangel reviews
At a party, their mission is to assassinate a man. See what happens throughout the mission and after.... Warnings: ItaDei, lemon, AU-ish, etc.... Rated for various reasons...mainly for the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Very Long Day by Phx reviews
Sequel to 'No Virgins Among Us'. After lunch, the boys go to the aquarium. What could possibly go wrong? WeeTracys.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Alan T., Gordon T. - Complete
No Virgins Among Us by Phx reviews
Alan wanted to go the playground, so Virgil agreed to take him. Sounds simple enough, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what Virgil thought too. WeeTracy fic.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Virgil T., Alan T. - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by criminally charmed reviews
One shot, movie verse. John and Alan are trying to spend some time together on the Anniversary of the Hood's attack. But will the tragedy they avoided once find them this time?
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - John T., Alan T. - Complete
When The Music Fades by Little Miss Bump reviews
There's no such thing as 'peace and quiet' when you're a Thunderbird. When a dangerous rescue mission goes horribly wrong, will any of the boys escape unscathed? And when Virgil's injuries turn critical, who will be there to look after him?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,507 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Virgil T. - Complete
Mikadzuki by Clyde-chan reviews
Continuation of Captive. We’re not so different, my dear interrogator. We’re both only puppets, performing on a stage drenched in blood. But our strings will eventually be severed by those who will it, and where will be then? Summary inside. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,342 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Masochist's Pleasure by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Deidara is fed up with Sasori's painfully slow sex. Hidan is nearby. What does Deidara do? And how will Sasori react when he finds out? Read to find out! M Rated. HidaDei HidanDei DeiHidan DeiHida yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Smother Hens by lissam2 reviews
What happens when one half of the Terrible Two has reached his limits with the smother hen twins? Anything is possible and often with humorous results.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Gordon T., Alan T. - Complete
Cosplay by MistShift reviews
The Host Club members are dressing up! Can you figure out who everyone is playing?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Homecoming by Zelha reviews
Set after Crimson Genii. Sakura finds out that the true effective medicine for migraines is a healthy dose of Itachi. Warning: Strong mature content, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Melt by mizzshy reviews
Hikaru wakes Kaoru in the middle of the night and chocolate mousse is on the menu. But will it taste better than lemon? Warnings: yaoi, twincest and chocolate.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Trouble by Wohitzi reviews
Karin breaks some interesting news to Suigetsu. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Laying with the Devil by SuicideAngel1369 reviews
WARNING! EXTREME YAOI! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Toy by SkyeFox reviews
KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Quietly Speaking by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
They do not talk about their intimate encounters, the past, or even the future. They live knowing all they need too. They know not to ask questions. And they know how to survive. They are Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. KisaIta - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Hardest Thing by eriphi reviews
How do you manage a billion dollar business and parent four growing boys at the same time? It takes something serious to make Jeff realise that he isn't managing as well as he thought.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Scott T., Jeff T. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Vision Of Perfect Grace by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is loud, and disrespectful of everyone, and Itachi can't stand it anymore, so he decides to teach the arrogant blond some manners. Rated M for Yaoi, ItaDei. For Black55widow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate Prank by siouxsmn reviews
Scott threatens to get even with Gordon for all his pranks. See chapter one for better summary.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Scott T., Gordon T. - Complete
Sterilized Bars by Validis reviews
Itachi gets sick and when Madara ends up taking care of him interesting issues arise. rated M for later chapters. I don't own Naruto or any characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,774 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Dreams by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Of bedtime and unusual sleeping habits. Poor Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
From heads unworthy by Insertrandomusername reviews
Can you picture Deidara as a teacher? No, neither can anyone else. ItaDei, lemon, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Silent Screamer by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Kisame and Itachi's relationship despite the advances of an sadistic snake. What will become of Itachi, and how far will the abuse go? Warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kakuzu Klaus by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Being Santa is hard work. Especially when Santa's little helper is Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U. - Complete
pebble by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Her decision was like the pebble that caused the ripple effect. She was still not sure if she had done the right thing, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas by Little Miss Bump reviews
Who says that Christmas Eve in the Tracy household is ever normal? Between handling his own immaturity, putting the kids to bed and perfoming his annual 'Santa' duties, Jeff certainly has his work cut out for him. Set before Lucille's death. One-shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jeff T. - Complete
Sparkling Grey by Withered Black Rose reviews
Deidara has gone crazy after the loss of Sasori and it is up to his memories of Sasori and the taunts of Konan to help him regain his sanity and return to being the fun-loving artist that he once was. Apperances by Konan and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Twilight by ShullieQ reviews
Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds of the same city, going to the same highschool. Opposites Attract? ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution PS. you know my summaries suck, just R&R please Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,306 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
20 Ways To Get On Deidara's Nerves by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Just for fun. If you're a prankster, I'm sure you want to know how to annoy him. My first fic, bad summary, but the content I guarantee will be good.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Out of Control by HarmonyAk reviews
When a rescue goes horribly wrong, things look bleak for Virgil and Scott. Then, things get worse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Virgil T., Scott T. - Complete
Sometimes It's All You Have by Usher reviews
A successful mission depends on your point of view. For Alan, the last one was nothing near successful.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Alan T. - Complete
Can't Take It by cresent-lunette reviews
What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
A Rescue Too Late by eriphi reviews
When Scott finds Thunderbird Two abandoned in the middle of nowhere, he knows there is something more mysterious going on than a simple communications failure. A Halloween story.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Scott T., Gordon T. - Complete
Dorothy by Usher reviews
A long mission turns sour for Alan and his family
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alan T. - Complete
Possession by Tribal Shimmy reviews
When Hephaistion agrees to go to Thebes as a hostage he has no idea of the plans that have been made for him, or of the mind games that will be played. WARNING. This is an AU story with sex scenes and violence, if this offends then please do not read.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,126 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Fanfics, Princes and Wards by ISherlockedSherlock reviews
Silly fic. Arthur reads a fanfic - and is quite appalled. Stupid thing i've had in my head for a while now. Ending not planned! Hints of Merlin/Arthur. Arthur/Morgana fluff. T to be safe, though not too bad.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Your Mouth Is Lovely, Not That I'm Looking by She's a Star reviews
One of the king's knights has got it bad for Morgana, and Arthur thinks it's hilarious. At first.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
It's cold and it's wet but it doesn't matter by Faramirlover reviews
It's cold and it's wet but it doesn't matter because it's Arthur. ARTHURxMERLIN.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
The Necessary by zildjianbaby reviews
What happens when Itachi and Sasuke play strip poker? Something you won't expect!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruby and Silk by Moonchild10 reviews
One-shot Tamaki x Nekozawa. Tamaki discovers he can be quite kinky with the right amount of prompting.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tactical Responses by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. SasorixNejixItachi. Neji is captured while on a mission by the notorious criminal organization, but their plans for the beautiful Leaf ninja may receive some rather surprising responses from their prey. WARNING: Shameless yaoi and such!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Limbo by Hippo-chan reviews
And so this is his punishment. To be stuck between life and death, right here. I suppose it should be named Limbo, then. Very Dark. Very Angsty. OOC-ness. Rape. SasukeItachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sucking Up by Keep It Quiet reviews
Even the great leader of the Akatsuki approves of a little sucking up. As a matter of fact, he DEMANDS it. Pein x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
Puppeteer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to Hunternin. She was no longer of any use to him. Yet, for some reason or another, he still refuses to let her go. Like a master puppeteer and his puppet, he automatically binds her to him without even understanding why. One day, he would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
From All Of Us by siouxsmn reviews
MOVIE VERSE Early Christmas story. Virgil is surprised by the thoughtfulness of a Christmas present from Alan.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Trend Setter by tiylaya reviews
A movie universe story: Scott learns to accept his unexpectedly striking new hairstyle.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Scott T. - Complete
Kakuzu by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Hidan clung to you that night. You made a comforting night a nightmare. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hearts of Clay by SnapdragonBojangles reviews
DeidaraSakura. Only this time instead of Sakura joining Akatsuki, it's the other way around. Deidara is found badly injured by Konoha Ninja and brought back to the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Price of Paradise by Little Miss Bump reviews
Shortly after moving to Tracy Island, Gordon and Alan become lost in the jungle during a tropical thunderstorm. Will Jeff be able to find them in time, or will the forces of mother nature claim another Tracy life?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,137 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Gordon T., Jeff T. - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome by RedSand reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fire and Water by tiylaya reviews
As a rescue mission goes from bad to worse, the members of International Rescue realise the cost of their work, and its true value. A Thunderbirds television universe story, with Stingray crossover.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,186 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
paper fan by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Easily Broken by RoxanneReluisant reviews
Hikaru/Kaoru. Rated for mature content and smut. The darker side to their relationship, where Kaoru realizes that it isn't him that Hikaru wants. But he's willing to pretend. WARNINGS: Slash/yaoi/boy love/twincest and lemons. Oneshot, complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Inner Demons by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku First Prequel to blood limit. She was bound to him the very moment they met. One way or another, the little chains of Fate would keep her close to him for the rest of her life. She didn't understand why yet, but one day she would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silent Scream by hyenateeth reviews
Everyone has a fear of the unknown. AU, HidaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Being w the person u hate isnt always a bad thing by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Locked in a closet with the one person that he hates plus his slight case of claustrophobia seems like hell for Deidara. That is, until he figures out that he actually doesn't hate Itachi as much as he thought he did. Yaoi ItaDei/DeiIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
ribbon redux by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
bandage by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. Like her, he bleeds as well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With My Dying Breath by XxKitsunexX reviews
When Orochimaru is dying, he decides to remember a heated night shared with a certain Uchiha... Yaoi. ItaOro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Curing Hiccups by wiltingflowersandpinkribbons reviews
Jack has gotten a case of the hiccups that appear to be as stubborn as the Captain himself. So how do you cure seemingly indestructible hiccups with only a pile of alien tech, a pterodactyl and four people with viciously demented imaginations? Torture. :D
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Yummy by Book Mad TJ reviews
Sasuke goes to the Akatsuki hideout to kill his brother. But hears an ‘interesting’ conversation between Itachi and Deidara. Rated M. Funny One shot. Male/Male...kind of...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Imperfect by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's the school nerd. Gaara's the school rebel. Deidara's crush on the redhead is huge and Gaara decides maybe it's time he takes notice to the quiet blonde. But Sasori isn't one to allow anyone near his blonde without a fight. GaaraXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Rivals by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Rock Lee has a new rival, but Rock Lee will not give up, for the love of Sakura, Rock Lee will persevere! Crackfic, almost definitely!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninjas versus Pirates by SpikeyGirl reviews
Who is better Ninjas or Pirates, the ultimate battle, who will emerge victorious? Itachi and Deidara risk their lives battling Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. CRACK. Crossover with POTC and the real world. One-shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Deidara - Complete
One Piano, Three Hands by coworly reviews
After the accident, Naruto was told that he would never be able to play the piano again. After all, who had heard of someone playing with only one hand? SasuNaru, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
First by BeanieandBella reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru want to take it all the way but the first time can be awkward, even for twins... Ninth in our rps/fics.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ice Fall by Usher reviews
A training mission takes a slight turn for the worse when someone takes an icy spill. Will he get to keep his tootsies? - Reposted as it wasn't appearing.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Cry Wolf Episode Extension by Blackness reviews
Did anyone find it funny how Scott struggled to call Alan sir in 'Cry Wolf'. Virgil did and heres what happened.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Don't Jump by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Hikaru found a note that expressed Kaoru's true feelings but once Kaoru realized Hikaru found the note he runs. Now it's up to Hikaru to keep his twin from jumping. HikaruXKaoru. Twincest. Songfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2008 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Sinning With An Angel by Songstone reviews
Kisame seems to have developed a crush on a young stripper; he hadn't planned that the same man would be attending his college, though. Getting to know him better, however, Kisame can't help but to fall even harder Itachi, despite his night-job. -KisaIta-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Young Killers by AngieWhite reviews
Sasori and Kisame deal with their partners' teenage tauntrums.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
RULE NUMBER ONE! NO Identifying Features by TangoBravoZulu reviews
Just how can five grown men handle being at the rough end of their fathers RULES all the time, without a little rebellion? Warning: Language, Nudity.
Thunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Scott T. - Complete
Between Love and Sex by Songstone reviews
Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Twice the Pleasure by dantes-vendetta reviews
Drabble. Twins/Haruhi. Haruhi is in the capable hands of the twins when Kaoru decides to try something new. PWP Yaoi & Het.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Vouloir by trishika reviews
Je te veux. Mais. Je ne sais pas pourquoi. GinxKira. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Truth or Dare by MarinaM reviews
Late night game of 'Truth or Dare' turned out not the way they expected it to ... xXHika/KaoXx xXKao/KyoXx xXTama/KyoXx xXKyo/HikaXx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Sanguinary Pruriency by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan and Deidara are stuck on a mission together, and they have to make the best of it. Is Hidan going to end up sacrificing Deidara in the end, or will his curiosity get the better of him? Yaoi, blood, cursing, lemon. HiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Any Old Excuse by beanielova reviews
Set when the Sannin Three were in Sarutobi's genin team. The team have just finished a mission and are staying as guests for the local Fireworks Festival. Jiraiya miscalculates... JIRAIYA x OROCHIMARU oneshot YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Velvet Secrets by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke keeps something secret hidden under his bed, and he panics when Itachi offers to "fix it". You'll see! ItachiXSasuke, uchihacest, hotness, and adult stuff. Very graphic, not a oneshot, but I will keep it somewhat short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold by BeanieandBella reviews
Kaoru is ill and it is up to Hikaru to play nurse... Seventh of our rps/fics.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why We Keep Trying by eriphi reviews
In the aftermath of another difficult rescue, Scott needs his brother to remind him why they carry on.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Virgil T., Scott T. - Complete
Of Elves and Ninja by Overlyinspired reviews
Tsunade sends Neji and Hinata on a mission to explore a new land, a map of which was found in an old book. The cousins are sent to MiddleEarth, and must join the Fellowship to save not only MiddleEarth, but their own home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Maybe by chasing tomorrow reviews
.nejixten. He touches my fingers tentatively, then engulfs them with his own. "So shoot me, Tenten. Shoot me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Is This Insanity? by Wind Fire Fox Yuki reviews
None of the club members would have ever suspected…that one day the twins would up and die. No…maybe die wasn’t the right word. Kill themselves? No… No one expected Kaoru to lose his mind…all of them knew the real story, but the parents had covered it up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Like Minds by animallvr682 reviews
When Kisame is seriously injured, Itachi is plagued with feelings he has never had, leading to new experiences. Rated for later chapters. Itachi X Kisame Yaoi! Please Review after you read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Songstone reviews
Itachi Uchiha was fourteen-years-old, a straight A student, and he had never been kissed. This is where his best friend comes into play. Deidara takes it upon himself to be the teacher and give the Uchiha a lesson he could use. A kissing Lesson.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Please by Zayaz reviews
Gin x Kira Oneshot. Yaoi. Consensual. Violence, blood, pain. If ya don't like that stuff, don't read it. Porn without much of a plot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Captive by Clyde-chan reviews
Itachi Uchiha has been captured and is brought back to Konoha. Much to Sakura's dismay, she has to interrogate him. But things go differently than planned, or in this case, not planned. /Itasaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,828 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Money for the poor by Hitoko-sama reviews
sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning YAOI AND CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND! and french maid outfits. FOR MELODY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Started It by Little Miss AiLy reviews
He is only seventeen, but he started it. Yes, I keep telling myself that. Yaoi, lemon-ish, ItaKisa, skirts the idea of technical pedophilia. Hard to explain. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Brothers Are For by eriphi reviews
A dangerous rescue has consequences for Virgil and Gordon that will take all of their courage to survive. In the end, though, surviving the rescue may have been the easy part.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Virgil T., Gordon T. - Complete
Kisame's Little Crush by ILuvItachi reviews
Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Unknown Dangers by Little Miss Bump reviews
Jeff Tracy has left his eldest son in charge of Tracy Island, but when Alan's sudden illness takes a turn for the worse, will the boys be able to get their ten-year-old brother to hospital in time, or will the Tracy family suffer another devastating loss?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,681 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Alan T. - Complete
Bet Your Life? by EstellaB reviews
Toots makes Danny a bet about Dennis and Minnie after some graffiti appears at Beanotown Comp. Involves vandalism, inappropriate dancing, and an extensive music collection; rated for mild profanity, mentioning of alcohol and tobacco, and Toots' skirt.
Beano - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Elm Cottage by bograt reviews
On Ted Lupin's seventeenth birthday, he receives the will of his deceased parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teddy L. - Complete
Another Hellish Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Kakuzu learns that Sasori is sneaky when it comes to smuggling drugs and Kisame's temper gets the better of him. -Side story to "Mania"-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Jigsaw Heart by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
It's Deidara's birthday and he surprisingly recieves something from Itachi that changes everything. ItachiXDeidara. Dedicated to black55widow, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Rescue by taralynden reviews
What happens when the boys find themselves in serious trouble on the way back from a rescue, trouble that only International Rescue could get them out of? Who will rescue the rescuers?
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,336 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Scott T., Virgil T. - Complete
Going down to rising by Princesse Sarah reviews
After unsuccesful attempts to cheer Deidara up, Tobi accidently makes his sempai fall in waterfalls after a brief fight. Feeling guilty and in love, he travels to Konoha in order to bring back Sakura for her to save his partner. Warning: strong Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Introductions by Mirvena reviews
It's Lady P's first visit to the island. But there are a few things Jeff has neglected to mention.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
ribbon by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
applesauce by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lay Your World On Me ItaDei LEMON by Butterflies Go BOOM reviews
ItaDei request from black55widow 8D Hope it lives up to your expectations! All requests welcome! A secret love affair. A battle to the death. LEMON 8D 500 hits! I love you all! And so do Ita And Dei :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Comic Noises by Ray by Another Name reviews
Gordon hears noises from Alan's room, hilarity insues. Alan/Tintin. One-shot.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Alan T., Tintin - Complete
For Caspian by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
P/C After the failed attack on the Telmarine castle Peter decides he needs to talk to Caspian. One night was enough to change Peter’s life, to alter the very reason he fought for Narnia. He didn’t; he fought for Caspian now. Movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Anata Bokki Suru by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Sequel to Itadakimasu - another Sasodei smut! What happens now? Who knows? Read and find out. Oneshot. Sasodei, Deisaso.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Partners by jmills99 reviews
Kisame knows almost nothing about his partner Itachi Uchiha, and this does not settle well with him at all, he is determined to open up the quiet man learn something about him. yoai kisaita and SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Ototo Aniki Are You Mad? by GrimmHansel reviews
Even thought Itachi is brought back to Konoha by Sasuke ... Sasuke is refusing to get along and it just may take lunch at a certain barbecue place to bring them both around. ItaSasu NOT INCEST
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Spanglish by Songstone reviews
Sasori knew ahead of time that as he and Deidara began learning English that they would both develop accents. Though, he wasn't planning on his lover's French accent to be so...well, cute. -SasoDei AU-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Goodbye by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Itachi, finally caught by Konoha, is to be executed for his crimes. In the days before his execution, various people from his past come to say their goodbyes. Rated for language, thank you, Sasuke, Naruto and Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
“I want you to go. I want you to be safe. If anything happens to you, I’ll never forgive myself, Konan. You mean that much to me.” How can Pein ever know and fall in love when he has no reason to? His only reason to ever do so was gone. PeinKonan one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pygmalion by hyenateeth reviews
Somehow, his wife became real, but not in the way he expected. Sasodei, yaoi. Rated for extreme language, no lemon. Yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Power of Hard Work by adriatic-air reviews
When Kakashi pisses Tsunade off, Gai gets the greatest chance of his life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by rainbow cupcake reviews
Sasori hears Deidara humming a familiar tune one day and asks him about it. One song can change a lot, and it may not always be for the better. One fateful mission is all it takes. SasoDei. Semi-songfic. Character death. Spoilers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Jimmy Island by coeur de lyon reviews
Tenten gets very rambly when she's dying. Neji, naturally, wants for her to shut up. NejixTenten oneshot with uncertain consequences and a dash of drama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Not so Gentle Persuasion by Song-of-Insanity reviews
He had always been stubborn- that was just the way he was. But HE always knew just how to push his buttons. And he hated that fact with a passion. Rated M for graphic yaoi, ItaDei one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Persuasive Argument by Aisu The Spiffy reviews
One of Deidara and Sasori's arguments about the nature of art is ended in an unconventional fashion. DeiSaso, oneshot, mild BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What's Your Flavor? by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
The Akatsuki members discuss/argue about what kind of girls they like. Deidara wonders if the rest of them likes ogling at women as much as he does? And what kind of females can spark an interest in the eyes of the Uchiha? Rated for language. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Love Never Dies by Twilight Neko reviews
A love story betweeen Sasori and Deidara taking place right after the capture of Gaara. Rated M for moderate swearing, blood, and a lemon. I hope you like it and please comment xP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Silent Tear by Anestshia reviews
A Deidara/Itachi story with ItachiUke, some angst. WARNING, this story contains explicit YAOI, If you do not like please do not read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Emotionless Emotional Wreck by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Itachi realises it's much harder to be emotionless than he had previously believed. Especially around Hoshigaki Kisame. Note: Done before we found about the real reason behind the Uchiha massacre. KisaIta, fluff. One-shot. K because I say so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Partners by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No Time for Words by mmmsizzle reviews
Oneshot ItaSaku. No real plot. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because the voices told me to by Annamia reviews
“So, you’re telling me that the voices in your head told you to kiss Itachi?” Deidara nodded. “Forgive me for not believing you.” “It’s true, yeah!” from the author: why is there no category for genuine weirdness?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken by mangatemptresshikaru reviews
In Naruto's world, not everything is bright. ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru. Mentioned rape, character death. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tea With Itachi: A Naruto Fanfic Scrap by Lover of Stories 24 reviews
I never said I wouldn't have tea, only that I hated it." "...Sakura, has anyone ever told you how annoying you are?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Brownies by bibochan reviews
Deidara wants to do something sweet for his beloved Itachi. Oneshot. I know, bad summary. I'm sorry. Warning: Lemon! Yaoi! ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
In the End by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
He loved Itachi…he loved him so much.Kisame would give up anything to rewind time and give Itachi the life he deserved. Even if it meant he would not have been a part of it. If Itachi could have been happy…it didn't matter..KisaIta COMPLETE, Death, Onesho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Babysitting by luckystar994 reviews
What happens when a little Sasuke Uchiha finds his way out of his crib WARING MAJOR FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Sexual Healing by Meg The Monster reviews
MAJOR YAOI STORY! Sasuke is in need of a doctor...and Itachi just happens to work at the hospital. ItaXSasu, major sex, and a man in uniform.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Itachi! by Jinzouningen reviews
A fun little birthday fic for everyone's favorite weasel! Happy birthday Itachi! Contains a fun little spanking. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Deidara learns never to eat tuna at a gas station again. -Rated for food poisoning...Side story to 'Mania'-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Twitching and Parental Prerogatives by Quiet Moon reviews
Never put Uchiha Mikoto, Inuzuka Hana, and Haruno Sakura in the same room. Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Itachi, and Uchiha Sasuke will be scarred from it. /AU\ /OOCness\
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mikoto U. - Complete
for wanting by the blanket reviews
AU. Fugaku & Mikoto. Minato & Mikoto. Some people, Mikoto knew, broke vows for the pursuit of pleasure. There was the thrill of discovery, the element of danger in the hushed sighs and heated glances. Mikoto did it for color.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Phobia by SerenNoir reviews
Sometimes, in life, you have to take great plunges and leaps to succeed. But what are you supposed to do when you're afraid of everything? AU Modern
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Black Ink by Shadow Danzer reviews
thick black ink, written on the snow white canvas of his body, Kisame always wanted to read the words written on Itachi's light frame, could it be the heartless killer wears his heart on his body? A heart written in thick black ink *ItachixKisame*SLASH*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Goodbyes by CrowCake reviews
Kisame wonders what Itachi could be so fidgity about. He's only going to be fighting Sasuke tomorrow; no big deal. Right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
And So He Cried by Callista Miralni reviews
Sorry Sasuke. This is the last time." Indeed, Sasuke thought bitterly, it was. Chapter 402 spoilers. Manga-based brother one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisu ShiteMo ii by GrimmHansel reviews
Sasuke gets caught sneaking brownies at night. Itachi joins in on the delightful treats. ANBUs need leisure too, right? ItaSasu NOT INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Side Story Deidara's Captor by kira-chan's imagination reviews
This plot bunny came to me last night around 4 am. It’s just ‘the other side of the plotline’. So if you’re into light slash, you’ll like this story. Pairings: ItaxDei, and SasoxDei. Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara OOC. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Striptease A GinKira oneshot by lechymonk reviews
Kira is looking for a way to get his Captain, Gin Ichimaru, to notice that he has feelings for him. Gin/Kira, yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Her? His name is Kisame by lover of an alchemist reviews
“I have a crush.” “You do? What’s her name? Is she pretty?” I look down at Sasuke, His dark black innocent eyes stare back up at me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
How To Be A Teacher's Pet by rebelliousangel94 reviews
Sasori has to teach Deidara a lesson about his behavior towards his elders. YAOI! LEMON! Don't like-Don't read. I was asked to incorporate a brick, apple, and school into this story by a friend. R&R. No flames! It's my first so be nice to it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Uchihafest by Starsurfer108 reviews
CHAPTER 2 - COMPLETE. Every now and again I like to put my favourite characters in ridiculous situations. This is the result. Join Itachi and Sasuke for major OOCiness and hopefully lulz as they try to save a reluctant Shisui from his impending marriage!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara and Itachi Chibified by Aly Uzumaki reviews
OMG Itachi and Deidara have been turned into chibis what trouble will they cause for the Akatsuki. Spanking in latter chs
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Even After Death by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
Together, even after death. ItaDei." YAOI ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
In Darkness Take Me by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Madara takes Itachi in darkness. Based upon an amazing picture I saw. Dedicated to the Madara x Itachi FC at NarutoFan. Rated M for a reason. PWP. Now a drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U.
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Lasting Fancies by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Obsidian and Gold by Oriel Kurosaki reviews
Nekozawa's feelings for Tamaki become evident throught the help of a spider... Yaoi Tama/Neko pairing. M for the...well, you know. An Oran one-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
Poison by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Itachi is Deidara's Poison. Dedicated to Bibochan, my Sasori-danna. Song-fic. Yaoi. Spoilers for Deidara's history.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Phone Call by xglittergigglesx reviews
NaruxMai, JohnxMasako. Two different situations, both being caused by a phone call. The Damsels in distress are Mai and John, the Knight in black shirts and kimonos are Naru and Masako
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Price of the Mangekyou Sharingan by goddess.of.snow.33 reviews
Deidara had kissed Itachi as if it was his last kiss. And it was only his first kiss. ItaDei/DeiIta. On a mission involving all the Akatsuki members, Itachi starts falling into darkness. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Tortuous Intent by Sukoto-chan reviews
Deidara's tricks are getting old to Itachi, and he's getting pissed. Torture is his game, and Deidara's trying to play dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
That's My Spot by thespectatorion reviews
Entropy dictated that Shikamaru take the action that expended the least amount of energy, and was therefore the least troublesome. Which meant sitting down next to his own spot. Teetering on the borderline of shonen ai... but the alternate ending isn't.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Ringtones by MinaTakahashii reviews
A ringtone goes off in the Akatsuki lair and whose could it have been?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Hero in the Dark by ShatteredTwilight reviews
When a simple delivery mission goes horribly wrong, Naruto and Sasuke are faced with a choice. Do they try to escape and save who they can along the way? Or do they plunge into the darkness to rescue those without hope? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blissful Dreams by xglittergigglesx reviews
-"It's not a dream..." She muttered. "You really are holding me...." And he continued to hold her as she spasmed once more before finally stopping. His breath hitched as he realised the reason. NaruxMai oneshot. Contains character death.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Mai T., O. Yasuhara - Complete
Scholarship by Memoryloss reviews
Deidara has won a scholarship award to study in Konoha High, a school where the rich go to study. High school would be great if Itachi the weasel didn't exist, though. But when Deidara finally starts to like Itachi, Sasori transfers into Konoha High...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
lesson by you didn't did you reviews
life has many suprises especially when somethings apper to be what their not
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Pretty by xglittergigglesx reviews
Because Mai was nice. And Humble. And don't forget pretty. But Masako. Masako was beautiful. Random oneshot thing. Filler for Passion chapter 20 if you want to see it that way.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Mai T., Masako H. - Complete
Wonders of the Female Persuasion by catharticdeficit reviews
Tamaki and Kyoya experiment on a little thing known as make-up. Crack.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
One Hundred Snippets of a Ghost Hunt by nArCiSsTiC wOnDeR reviews
100 Themes Many different pairings, many different genres... I swear to God, flame me, review me, criticise me, I'm happy for your reviews!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Star of Mine by GrimmHansel reviews
Pein takes Konan on a small outting and asks Pein if she's beautiful. PEINKO FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Mommy's Here by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Falling From Grace by Little Kunai reviews
Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
When Watching the Monitors is a Bad Thing by amaXdear reviews
Again, takes place in Naru and Mai's far distant future... with a BABY! Gasp. And of course, given its parents, the baby decides it wants to be born in the middle of a case.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Branded by tsukitaiyo reviews
Sasuke is a tormented vampire living in a world of lies where Itachi has him trapped. He never thought that things would change until he met someone more troubled than himself. Though the secrets he holds could harm them both. SasuNaru,Uchihacest,others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,822 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflecting BloodLight by cresent-lunette reviews
Tobi wants to 'play' with his Senpai. What happened to him? Tobi's taken on a whole new personality, it seems. Yaoi, rape. TobiDei, rated for language, cutting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Konan as Mulan by Gothic Dancer reviews
First of the Naruto Disney Princess stories. When Konan's aging father is called away to war, she sneaks into the army disguised as a man to bring honor to her family. PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Exploration and Games by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru on a typical day after school. Punishment games are involved, and Kaoru is too loud. Lemony goodness. Please r&r, VERY HikaruxKaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Over and Over by Goddess369 reviews
Alexander loves Hephaistion; it's simply a fact. But it takes Cassander to show interest in Hephaistion for Alexander to remember that physical affection can be just as important as emotional. Oneshot, AlexHeph.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Toilet Paper by kirrah05 reviews
...Because criminals aren't that perfect.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Off Duty by Songstone reviews
After their sexual encounter at the onsen nearly a month back, Sasori and Deidara have fallen into a routine that they enjoy whilst they're off duty. -Sequel to Onsen Break...Warning for brain breakage-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Be Not Nobody by Nautica Dawn reviews
When Sakura comes to give the boys of Team Seven some important news, they end up angering the medic. As some interesting facts come out, the boys will be scarred for life. /AU non-massacre ItaSaku\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter:Shinobi? by LoneCard reviews
Harry finds a shuriken portkey that transpot him to Konoha. How on earth does he get home? Why is he here in the firt place? Who's behind it all? And why is that girl's hair pink? OOCness, pairings about!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Peas by ultranaff reviews
Short drabble during lunch at Bash St. from Toots' POV
Beano - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Loyalty And A Few White Lies by goddess.of.snow.33 reviews
How can a snowfall, a failed mission and breakfast in bed bring Itachi and Deidara a little closer? ItaDei. You know you want to read it . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Warm Hug on a Cold Day by Kyla45 reviews
“ Look, I don’t want to be doing this either, but an icicle of a partner won’t do me any good.” He had planned to keep his distance, and this was certainly not keeping his distance. Oneshot. Sasuke & Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Black Knight Narutostyle by Nukenin reviews
Featuring Hidan as the Black Knight! Shameless rewrite of the Monty Python skit. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mayday by uchiha.s reviews
AU Her father's private jet goes down and Sakura Haruno finds herself stuck in the wilderness with her gorgeous but sulky bodyguard, Sasuke Uchiha. Will love blossom or will they kill each other first? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Nukenin reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Irreversible Interlude reviews
Like all good siblings, Sasuke sends "gifts" to his beloved Aniki on his B-days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Onsen Break by Songstone reviews
Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fare Thee Well, O Ye My Blackened Heart by Rose Wyrm reviews
Angst and meloncholy in the rain, culmination of an unlovely love story. They don't know it, they can't say it, but it's there. L-O-V-E. Slight spoilers. KisaIta. YAOI. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cage by Songstone reviews
When Deidara had no where else to live, he was brought to stay at one of the priciest hotels in town. It had everything he could ever dream of. He had his own room, food, new clothes... But what's the price for such a life? Welcome to hell, Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu
20 Years On by ultranaff reviews
Short an sweet little story about the very not-so-sweet characters of Beano, Minnie and Dennis. Please don’t puke from the cuteness
Beano - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Remote by Shio - Bliss Co reviews
Are you afraid of fire? Let's hope you aren't. 'cause I am. Save me, I can't breathe. Please I need air. Why is it so foggy? I can barley breathe now...I feel so tired. It's so warm and...please, I can't breathe...now... KisaIta SasuSaku NejiTen SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
What's a Conscience Got to Do With Us? by lessxordinary reviews
What starts off as an arguement between Itachi and Kisame about Itachi being a cold-hearted bastard eventually turns into much more as Kisame questions right and wrong in a community of murderers, and things get steamy. ItachixKisame Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lessons in True Affection by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is annoying and worse he has a crush on his Danna! So Sasori decideds to do something drastic about it, but what has he gotten himself into, YAOI, Oneshot, PWP, BDSM, abuse, Kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Poisonous Sleeping Beauty by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is addicted to the beautiful deadly poison that is his Danna, Sasori. Sasodei oneshot,HARD yaoi,BDSM,abuse, kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Porcelain by Banzaiinu1 reviews
Kisame’s stomach tightened. He knew that this morning when Itachi left the compound, there was a high chance that he’d never see his partner again. But some part of him still repressed the fact that he could die. He just…couldn’t. It wasn’t possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Insatiable by GrimmFairytales reviews
Making love to Deidara was like making love to something fragile and easily broken. Deidara/Sasori Some angst. Sasori kinda of OOC but not much. Please read and review. Thanks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Change by XBloodStormX reviews
A quick ItachiXKisame fluff. Kisame gains weight while Itachi is away and is afraid that he won't love him anymore. But he then finds out that love sees more than what's on the outside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Prayer by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masquerade by avenged reviews
Oneshot, NejiTen. It is my duty to Konoha to occasionally carry out unfavorable missions. I go on such missions as a jounin. As a man. Not, not as a chicken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Lesson in Teamwork by Beliel reviews
Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews
Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: Consequinces by NotTheCraze reviews
Free-thought style story, Deidara suffers the consequinces of Itachi's actions. Warnings: Violence, Implied yaoi, implied rape, character death, M for a reason! Oneshot, SasoDei/ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dance with me tonight by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
Tsunade didn't feel like going, Pein didn't feel like going. Two kindred souls, one compromising situation, a song that describes it all. They couldn't help but do as the songs said: Dance. Itachi/Sakura, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
From the Inside Out by Lioness's Heart reviews
Songfic, set around and during Invincible. With Darth Caedus, there is more than meets the eye. Somewhere deep down, Jacen Solo is still there watching. He knows what a monster he has become.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Jacen S., Jaina S. - Complete
Grounded by black4minister reviews
In the Tracy household the meaning of "grounded" has changed over the years. Just a little harmless fun.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Scott T., Jeff T. - Complete
Breakdown Rebound by Alley-Oop reviews
Naruto has been cheating on Sasuke for nearly a month with none other than Neji Hyuuga, Sasuke’s biggest competitor at everything. It’s obvious that a breakup is going to ensue, but can they stand to be apart from each other? NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Phone Call by syrraki reviews
Itachi calls to speak to Sasuke. Orochimaru wants to know why they don't talk anymore. Kisame reads the Argos Catalogue and Kimimaro is dead, remember?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Hidan has STDs by and you fall reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Tsunade S. - Complete
I hate everything about you by winterfaeriy reviews
kinda short my first m-rated and my first naruto fic. uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Dangers Of Internet Dating by usszacharyquinto reviews
For half a year now Naruto has been having a relationship with an online friend called 'red eyed angel'. What happens when they finally meet up ... and his 'friend' is the last person he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never the Brady Bunch by Kiwikatipo reviews
Sarah Connor remembers a summer fling with John Winchester. Crossovers: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Supernatural
Crossover - Supernatural & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - John W., Sarah C. - Complete
The Boy, the Raven, and the Vulture by DupesClause reviews
Three men trapped in a cave. One boy, one raven, and a vulture. One is dieing while the other protects him from the one who is trying to kill them both. Who will survive? –Blood/Char. Death- Slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame's Birthday Lollies! by Moka-chan reviews
Kisame's having a bad birthday and Itachi cheers him up! ItaKisa and a bit of SasoDei and KakuHida Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Showering is fun by DarkMousy13 reviews
Kisame gets a new partner, who has some... personal issues. At a point, he refuses to shower. see what happens next... rated M for a reason. second in the FUN series a thrid will also appear...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Uchiha Brothers by Erendhyl reviews
Itachi didn't have to die during his and Sasuke's fight. There was another way. Another future. Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nothingness by Yokokitsu reviews
Kisame and Itachi have tracked the Kyuubi into Northern country. Unfortunately, Sasuke has as well. Will Kisame let Itachi settle this final battle, or will he be forced to protect this new dynamic in their partnership? Rated for later chapters. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Happy Birthday, Kisame! by Jinzouningen reviews
A quick one-shot for my favorite shark! Happy birthday, Kisame!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Y' Scared? by ObsessiveDevil reviews
Naruto was scared of ghosts, but there's no way he'd tell Neji that. Shounen-ai, Shojo-ai. NejiNaru TentenSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Definition of ‘Mistake’ by crazy novelist-san reviews
For saturndragon. NaruSasuNaru WAAY graphic Uke!Sasuke Seme!Naruto kagebushin use. Sasuke is making a mistake that naruto doesn't like, maybe they'll make a better mistake together? Rated M for a reason! No kids or homophobes please! Unexpected Chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Movie Night At Home by Intense Innocence reviews
Sasuke's life is full of all sorts of horrors. Snakes. Scars. Itachi. One thing's perfectly clear, Sasuke hates scary movies. ItachiKisame. Slight SasuNaru. written for a Dare
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Timing by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Brothers by Amarxlen reviews
-SPOILERS FROM CHP 393- I wept for the brother I had lost, and would never get back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The undead past by quiller reviews
Brains tries an experiment, but gets more results than he bargained for. Final chapter now posted.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Sexual Cavities by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nightmares by Mazuku reviews
A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tipping and Catching by cheese on Toast reviews
-AU- He liked to tip back in chairs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Repetition by Icescale reviews
History is destined to repeat itself in the form of the massacre of the Hyuga clan. Just as before, the heir is responsible, leaving the sibling behind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Picture This by NoCoolNameHere reviews
M For language....No flamers ok....Dont own Naruto..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
exchange by mystical spirits reviews
Because whether Kisame liked it or not, her heart had always belonged to Itachi. KisSakIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2008 - [Sakura H., Kisame H.] Itachi U. - Complete
Hiccups by Sakura02 reviews
In which Pein gets the hiccups and the rest of the Akatsuki use their own personal remedies to try and cure him. Rated for Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Naruto Lumberjack Song by xxxturkey reviews
Yes, it's the Monty Python sketch. If you don't know what i'm talking about, then someone in the arutoverse wants to be a lumberjack. Check out who it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Karin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Freedom Tastes Like Insanity by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi was insane, smiling at a time like this, senseless and carefree. Kisame did not understand; he accepted Itachi’s embrace and kissed his partner, just like he wanted him to. Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
With a Side of Alfredo by oneperfectfit reviews
Itachi, who was not wearing an apron, was hunched over the stove, wondering why the hell the cream and butter for his alfredo sauce were separated, because goddamit, it was supposed to be thickening. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just For Me by Harpyquin reviews
Sasori finally realizes that his feeling for Deidara are stronger than he thought. But does Deidara still want him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Legacy by Nymbis reviews
The men of Sarutobi have a long history of nicotine addiction, facial hair, and death in the battlefield. Konohamaru shaves each and every morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Konohamaru S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
I have tasted the bitter and the sweet of affairs by Kaesteranya reviews
Set after the last episode of the anime series. It's only after the rest of the party is gone that Lin and Naru can talk and act the way they want to. Lin x Naru
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Fake Meditation by MistressSkittles reviews
Neji does a double-take when Tenten removes her shirt, and Tenten finds out that Neji isn't so scrawny... One-shot: Nejiten- Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Blue Impulse by Dajypop reviews
Someone replaced Itachi’s clothes, and Kisame finds his new outfits to be quite interesting. ItachiKisame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Yellowing Paper by ultranaff reviews
UPDATE: CHAP. 7 ! What happens when Walter begins to become accepted among his bullying peers? FIRST EVER BEANO FANFIC!
Beano - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006
After All by owlickz reviews
Sasori was annoyed by everything he did. But even after all of that, he loved him. One night after a bad dream, his annoyance came to him, seaking comfort. SasoDei. Oneshot. Lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Iruka ni Hanataba o by vernajast reviews
Genma and Anko decide to set workaholic Iruka-sensei up on a series of blind dates. In the meantime, his friend Kakashi helps him keep up his courage in between with dinner and running commentary. IruKakaIru. SasuNaru. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Only in dreams by Akaneflower456 reviews
Four years of sharing a room, and every night is the same.... one sided KisaIta fic. Rated for lemon with both one person and two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Thousand Years of Sakura: Endless Blossoms by DeadlyWolf reviews
Naruto's Jutsu to express the feelings of his precious Sakura... To him her smile means more than life itself now he will show Sasuke the power of his bond to Sakura. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Prayer by BlackElement7 reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
An ugly green bug by prettybirdy979 reviews
Only in the Tracy family can there be arguements like this.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Virgil T., Scott T. - Complete
thunderstorm by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vision by Neonn reviews
Itachi learns the price of using his final jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
You'd Never Expect the Team 7 Males to Say by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
Sasuke. Naruto. Kakashi. Thirty..crazy...phrases... 'DON’T TAKE AWAY KYUUBI! I LUV HIM! I’M GONNA HAVE HIS SMEXY DEMON BABIES'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Red Cloud by shadowxs160 reviews
An Akatsuki poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Troublesome Piggyback by AttentionDeficitDisorder reviews
When Shikamaru and Neji have a mission and Neji manages to hurt his ankle so badly he can't walk, Shikamaru's just going to have to carry him, no matter what Neji's pride is screaming at him. ShikaNeji fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Ascent into the Depths of Madness by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
The tighter you hold onto your sanity, the more it struggles to be free. Of both you and your asperity. Innuendic ItaSasu. 'M' just because. Dedication One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Christmas by A Secret Masquerade reviews
Deidara doesn't know what to get Itachi for Christmas. Warning this contains yaoi! Pairing ItachixDiedara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
panic button by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku It was then when Sakura finally decided that her life truly sucked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Attempt by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Don't worry, you guys! We'll find Lord Orochimaru's vessel for him easy-peasy. Just look for an angry brat with dark hair. That shouldn't be too hard!" 100% Crack, Kimi POV because we all love him so much. RIP, Kimi!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Kimimaro - Complete
Illusion by greenteamoose reviews
His visit years after he left is an illusion after all, but she cannot help thinking that a part of it might be real... or is it? Perhaps the answer lies with dango. /Oneshot, ItachixAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Anko M. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Prohibition by Koko Hana reviews
Sometimes we just need to meet that one person in our life to find ourselves. This story deals with Kisame and Itachi's initial meeting and their ongoing relationship as partners, friends, and lovers in the Akatsuki. No OOCness. My first Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Mystery Of Mai's Presents by xglittergigglesx reviews
Mai has been getting lots of gifts lately and Madoka and Ayako try to figure out who. They narrow it down to two suspects. SUPRISE CRACK PAIRING!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Mai T. - Complete
Difference in Kissing by Stardust0808 reviews
Each kiss had a different meaning. He knew that his favorite kiss was about to be replaced by his a new favorite he helped create.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ghost Ship by Kieno0324 reviews
One of Madoka's friends is asking the SPR for help. Her ship, docked in England, is rumored to be haunted. Naru's being blackmailed into taking the case. Mai has no choice but to go as well. With Gene being mischevious,who knows what will happen!NxM LxMad
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,370 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Breaking the sky by Ohsoup reviews
In the end, there was nothing but pain awaiting him. Itakaka yaoi! m for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi Plus Sugar Equals OOC by BeastieMaker reviews
Itachi eats sugar, Chaos ensues. Oneshot. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Pimp Hat by Platinum Dragoness reviews
A story of the Hokage's hat. MinatoKushina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Just To See You Smile by Banzaiinu1 reviews
Itachi’s eyesight was getting worse and Kisame was starting to get worried. Though he never showed it or let it slip through his mouth.That is till a mission one day when the Uchiha did something Kisame never would have thought he would do.Implied KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Shades of Lust by Kyia Star reviews
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.-- William Congreve
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 107,585 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Be Mine, Forever by Hosh reviews
Naruto gives Sasuke a kitten. Sasuke gives Naruto the most difficult question he has to answer. SasuNaru, Valentine's.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gay Chicken by Dylixia reviews
It's a HOT day, and Naruto is incredibly bored. He suggests that Sasuke plays Gay Chicken with him. Reluctantly, Sasuke agrees. Will the game still be just a game to them, or will they get caught in the heat of the moment? SasuNaru LIME- Yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Valentine's Day Special by Secret Sheik reviews
Each member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
I Love you by Lychenne Laki reviews
Akatsuki fic, inlcudes much HidanxKakuzu naughtiness.YAOI alert. Not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Includes torture.... Man this story right here turned ME on, and I'm the one that WROTE it. God damn...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mood swings by miyouimi reviews
Sakura's pregnant and Sasuke has been taking care of her. It not easy though...she can be really moody..SasuSaku. Crackish one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Winchester By Any Other Name by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Skin tag fic: For all the hospital knows, the Dean Winchester their patient keeps asking for is dead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Let There Be Light by Grand Phoenix reviews
And Sasuke succumbed to his throes, his hand clamped over the empty eye socket. WARNING: Graphic descriptions and dark themes. Not for the faint of heart. Post Ch.387.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
sexy no jutsu by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. First prequel to Icha Icha Paradise. A mission gone awry. A failed henge. And that was how they met.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara must discover who is behind a mysterious attack, before he loses Neji forever. Sequel to Sand in your Shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,180 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Into The Night by Ashi Ruby reviews
Forced into coming by their friends, Sakura and Itachi decide that maybe dancing would pass the time away, and have a little fun while they're at it. My first ItaSaku fic! Opening is a songfic, but this no longer a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,020 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apocalypse, Please? by Helike reviews
Kisame used to think he knew Itachi. He thought he was aware of all things that irritated his partner or made him somewhat interested or satisfied, because Itachi never really enjoyed anything. But then... Things happened. Oneshot. Chapter 354 spoiler.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Save Me by one-regret-103 reviews
Mother promised me a lollipop if I watched over you..." Just brotherly love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sympathy by adAprilShower reviews
Sequel to Iris. Sasuke and Naruto go visit Itachi five years after Sasuke left for college only to find Itachi has…a boyfriend!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Photographs by Hidenka-chan101 reviews
It's been five years since Sasuke left and he was finally returning to Konoha, to Naruto....Char Death....SasuxNaru lem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Treasured Dreams by Little Spitfire reviews
Iruka wakes up after being poisoned during a mission and Kakashi is there. Kakashi/ Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Snow White Byakuugan by Midnight Memories reviews
A mission goes wrong when a blizzard attacks the forest they are in. Keeping a relationship secret isn't easy, especially when the man you love is risking his life for others and you're safely waiting for him to come back. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Some Training by BlanketsarePink reviews
Quick piece with Itachi. Premassacre, different take on a small bit after the massacre. Not really focused on accuracy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Night by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
Ino, depressed by the fact that Sasuke and Sakura got together, spends the night with her close friend, not realizing the result of their night. Gaara x Ino . Sasuke, Neji, Lee and Sakura are recurring Characters. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,657 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Silent Sign of Unspoken Thoughts by EvoIIICE9A reviews
Words left unspoken can never be said until it’s too late. For some, the day known as Valentine's Day doesn't hold the same meaning as it does to everyone else *ItaxDei, ItaDei* *Warnings: Shounen-Ai, Character Death*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Meus Oculus by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Silly brother, don't you know that you're mine? Your body, your soul...And your eyes. Always and forever I'll keep you... Uchihacest, turn back now if you don't like it. Slight OOCness, somewhat dark. Inspired by new chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Here for you by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Iruka takes care of an injured Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unexpected by L. Elizabeth1 reviews
Sakura never expected to be saved from Sasuke. Especially not by Sasuke's older brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,492 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obsession by TheAngelIsrafel reviews
Nekozawa has had a long since standing obsession for the 'King' of the Host Club, Tamaki. The twins know of his obsession and decide that it's time for him to act on it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/23/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
Happy by wolfrun1 reviews
The title might be 'happy', but this poem is not. It's good though, so read it if you want.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful by KimieArato reviews
His Sempai was beautiful. Thats all there was to it. TobiDei one shot. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bucket of Fun by SalemProphet reviews
Oneshot Now, why is Itachi a bucket of fun? minor OC. Crack-ish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
At Leaf Bar by Pyrodarkangel reviews
Summary; Whilst working at Leaf Bar, Sakura has a little secret which she doesn’t want to tell the rest of her friends, read to find out. Warning; lemon involved, ItaSaku .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hallelujah by animeangel665 reviews
Real life doesn't have storybook moments. SasuNaru with mentions of LeeSaku, NejiGaa, and ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Victim by Fehtish reviews
Involves character deaths among Akatsuki. Thats all. :/ READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. ! Consists of real life things that happened, as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itachi, are you sure you're OK? by jovaine reviews
"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him 'The Talk'. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kuro Houseki by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Itachi called it a mistake; Kisame called it a miracle. Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Three Words by Jinzouningen reviews
Itachi barely heard his last three words. Words he'd always hated to hear otherwise, but coming from Kisame, it ment everything. Character death, implied KisaIta, angst. Have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It Matches Your Eyes by Darkfire75 reviews
Crack oneshot. It all started with a hat. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HiDeiTachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Loneliness by Darkfire75 reviews
Spoilers for manga. He knew that one day he would join both Hidan and Deidara in the afterlife and that his brother would be the one to send him there. HiDeiTachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
I Can See The Village by FastForward reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Tear Stained Scars by FieryPhoenixGirl119 reviews
Young Sasuke story, when sasuke goes missing, can Itachi and the police force find him in time? Why is Fugaku the prime suspect? Is he guilty? What do these people want from Sasuke? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 37,484 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
SasoDei: Waiting for You by NotTheCraze reviews
No. Danna will find me, he'll be here.' He reassures himself. 'Sasori-danna.. I have to wait for him... I have to stay alive, he'll save me from this. He won't let them...' He dares not finish the sentance, not even in thought. SasoDei, Yaoi, M for theme
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Let It Snow by The Jasper Raven reviews
For once, Sasuke wished that the snow wouldn't stop. [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alternative Solution by The Red Lightning reviews
Itachi wakes up after a really disturbing dream, with a certain problem at hand, and he refuses to masturbate, what will he do to solve the problem? YAOI Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Itachi U., Itachi U. - Complete
Yukimaru by Escaped from the Twilight Zone reviews
JirOro Mpreg. A fated meeting brings back memories of a tragic past and perhaps shines hope on the future. A new look at why Orochimaru left Konoha and hates Sarutobi so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Underage by miss koneko reviews
Amateur hypnotism, an unexpected confession... Mai is about to learn that the simplest of actions can often produce the most significant changes. Lin/Mai lemon, contains mature content and spoilers from the manga.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
deep fried vegetables by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Follow up to fiesta. No, Sakura would tell Sasuke a few weeks down the road, I didn't fall in love with your brother because he was an Uchiha. I fell in love with him because he knew how to cook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bleeding love by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Iruka is bleeding and it's Kakashis fault. Humour, Yaio man-man-love .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Relief By The Show by GrimmHansel reviews
Itachi is caught doing something that could threaten his life and reputation. ItaSasu NOT INCEST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Order by Baliansword reviews
After Hephaestion falls in a skirmish, Alexander begins to question his campaign –or whether Hephaestion should be there at all.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Konan has CRAMPS o noez! by Paper Ghost reviews
ya, well.....It's kinda self explanitory. peinxkonan, sasodei if you tilt your head, and fluff. the akatsuki should mind their language more.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Of rain, flutes and cake by mariahpink reviews
She really wasn’t expecting any present.Which was good, since she hadn't received any.When you are in an organisation filled with men, chances are, they won't remember. Men just don't. Maybe Konan was a fall for hoping.Pein x Konan fiction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Hurricane Force by Usher reviews
As the remnants of Hurricane Mitchell batters an oil rig off the coast of Scotland, the Tracy family learn just how dangerous the rescue business can be.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Alan T. - Complete
heart strings by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Follow up to This is my way as a ninja. When all seems lost, hope comes in the most unexpected of ways. She was never going to be free of him, and for that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
This is my way as a ninja by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Prequel to heart strings. To protect her most precious person, Sakura would willingly give her life. Itachi wasn't about to let her die, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainbow by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
It's not a happy color wave...but each member brings something to the spectrum, like the shades of a rainbow. Akatsuki group angst fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Caught' In The Moment by Moondalian reviews
Sakura is caught by the Akatsuki to lure Naruto into a trap, but it seems one of them has more interest in her than just as bait. ItaSaku. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Snake and Mouse by Gryvon reviews
Gin/Kira. Kira would do anything Gin asked of him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Felix Culpa by Ninjagrrl reviews
The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Cause And Effect by GrumpyMagrat reviews
It was a mistake...just a simple mistake. TV verse. Rated T for later chapters.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,804 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - John T., Alan T. - Complete
Opal Necklace by nightDREAMERms reviews
She tracked the noise until she reached a large green ledge. Here where the whip's snaps were the loudest. Using a swimming motion, Sakura created a headsized peak hole in the overgrown bush. She was certain her heart skipped a beat. .:ItaSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
tossing a coin by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Hallelujah by Lady Hanaka reviews
He had taken everything from her. She was an angel with shattered wings and he was the monster who had destroyed her soul. He killed her hope and in doing so killed his own. Because he loved his brother, no matter what people believed. ItaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tribulation by PinkEyexWrinkleFace reviews
SongFic A weasel apologizes, a scarecrow mourns, and lovers share a mutual hatred. KakaIta ItaKaka Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hokage by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Sometimes, the hardest part of love is letting go. But then again, sometimes it holds on so tightly that you wouldn't need to, after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa Clause by Kuraun Kuraun reviews
He had been twelve when his Sensei crawled through his living room window with a bag slung over his shoulder like Santa Clause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Salted Dessert by scanndalous reviews
Sasuke discovers more than he wants to know as he completes his quest for vengeance. Seme!Sasuke and Uke!Itachi, something a little different. Yaoi, SasuIta, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Guilt by Just a Mutt reviews
A series of oneshots between the Akatsuki members. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I MIGHT change it to M for later chapters. Your voice of Reason, Nara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Iris by adAprilShower reviews
Sasuke is finally off to college and away from his brother, but Itachi’s years of mental and physical abuse have left Sasuke emotionally unstable. Is there someone there who can put him back together? Sasunaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
StrugglingWeasel,DyingCherryBlossom,1ChristmasWish by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
In a past life, they were forbidden, starcrossed lovers. In the present life, doctor and patient. Having saved her life, they meet later for what? Love? Cancer is back to take what's his and this doctor will only get one wish this Christmas. Save Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,925 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi's Christmas Carol by KatsushigaHoshibi
Given the new title of Akatsuki's treasurer, Itachi faces more than one ghost from the past. Based on Charles Dicken's classic masterpiece. Merry Christmas '07.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Exactly the Doomed Romance of the Century by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa's Hunger by Cassandra Incognito reviews
All I want for christmas is some ItachiNaruto naughtyness. Due to my past naughty record, I knew it wasn't happening... so I wrote it myself. Gift Fic for Sara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by The Jasper Raven reviews
Itachi promised he'd always be home for Christmas, and unbeknownst to Sasuke, he kept his word, every year. [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Snort by Kaeera reviews
Little Scott wants his Christmas present. Jeff doesn't approve.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Scott T., Jeff T. - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Rainy Days and Spider Webs by Feyri reviews
It's a rainy night and only Kyouya and Tamaki remain in the club room. What trap will Tamaki fall into and how might he suffer? One-shot and bonus afterwards chapter. KyouTama
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Chase, The Hunt by silvertv reviews
He's running, it's all he can do, because if he stops, he's dead. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Only the Stars Know by spoodle monkey reviews
JIRAIYAOROCHIMARU SLASHYAOI the two were stuck in a cave, one wounded, their healer nin halfway back to konoha and Orochimaru was mad at him...just great
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Weasel by Darkfire75 reviews
HiDeiTachi crack oneshot :D Hidan took the creature from Deidara and smirking, brought it over to Itachi. “Hey Uchiha, we found a friend for ya. Meet Weasel.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bandages by indigo's ocean reviews
Deidara comes home seriously wounded from a mission, but Itachi's the only one in the headquarters. So much for getting help... [mild ItaDei canonish]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Akiru chan reviews
[SasuNaru][Drabble] Sakura soon learns that there is never a boring moment with Naruto as Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pervy Sage is Coming To Town by Saja Natalia reviews
A short little Naruto remake of Santa Claus is Coming To Town.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
Pitterpatter by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. How they ended up with four children. It was all Itachi's fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Master of Puppets by Peregrym reviews
Deidara reflects over his relationship with Sasori while watching him repair his puppets. Oneshot, tiny tad bit of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Coliseum by darktenshi17 reviews
Set in Roman time Emperor Naturo watches as the one he loves fights in the coliseum. shonenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Kiss Festival by Jelly the IV reviews
Oneshot. There is a festival in Konoha tonight... KakashiIruka
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In between silence by 360round reviews
[ShisuiIta & ItaSasu] When one man falls, all shall follow. Their death was necessary. Sinners shall all burn in hell. Itachi just wish his lover hadn’t belonged there... Rated for death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick Day by waiting4morning reviews
Naruto doesn't show up for training one day so Kakashi decides to investigate. Team 7 fluff, oneshot. Non yaoi, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Dreaded Love Potion by Atopos reviews
Sasori claims that whatever feelings he has for Deidara will only last for as long as that stupid potion Hidan gave him is around for. What happens when he begins to think otherwise? Warnings: Yaoi, SasoxDei, and Hidan swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete