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Joined 10-19-05, id: 916424, Profile Updated: 03-22-15
Author has written 21 stories for Fire Emblem.

So. Um. Hi.

Apparently some people have become alarmed because I essentially disappeared from writing for about four years. Those people have no reason to be alarmed because this is the internet and of course I'd bugger off eventually. I don't have a good excuse. Here are my bad excuses:

- I did get into a car accident but it was me getting slowly rear-ended by a bus and the only bad thing that happened was that my car needed a new back bumper and the trunk wouldn't open all the way.

- I also did discover that I have a series of really dumb birth defects because my birthmother was not the brightest 15-year-old pregnant lady in the world, but it's really fun to be able to say that I'm missing two small parts of my skull and that I have a mutant wisdom tooth and that my lungs hate humidity and low altitudes (which is why I continue to live in Calgary, which is 1048 metres/3483 feet above sea level and also why I never travel anywhere).

- I had to get a police check done because I wasn't allowed to volunteer for a band class until I got one. I got a ticket because I forgot my transit pass one day but I paid it and subsequently a warrant did not go out for my arrest (turns out if you don't pay the fine they'll put out a warrant for your arrest, which would be a very pathetic story to tell your children one day).

- I dated a boy and then broke up with said boy (except it is possible that he broke up with me, but there was a lot of yelling and quite frankly I am not particularly torn up about it).

- My older dog died and so we got my younger dog a kitten in order to compensate for the sudden lack of a companion and now I have a dog that grooms herself forever and a cat that begs for food in the kitchen when I bake things like the delicious rainbow cake you'll see in my avatar.

- I think I spent too much time being a good student and trying to maintain a reasonable average and I forgot how to write so I'm easing back in. Baby steps!

- I (hahaha, no, my mother) decided that another degree was my best career option so here I am in a new city being super happy with all this sudden freedom I have to make my own choices and also wildly dreading going home in a few weeks.

- I started the most inconveniently-timed long-distance-relationship with GreyJedi after an on-again-off-again crush that persisted for years. So there's that.

I promise that I'm not dead and that I'm gonna post something soon! I've been trying real real hard so please be patient with me while I remember how to do things that I love. :)


Roses only last a couple of weeks, and that's only if you leave them in water. They only really exist to be pretty. So that's like saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance." But a potato! They last forever, man! Not only with they not rot, but if you leave them they'll start growing stuff! That alone makes them a good symbol. Wait, there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with them! It's like saying "I have many ways to show my love for you." Potatoes may be ugly, but they're AWESOME. So THAT is like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you."

Trotter's Law of Percussion Music:

Percussionists will consistently lose their music as a concert approaches
Corollary: All parts will be lost at least once, and percussionists will not admit to losing any music until they are caught faking the parts.

The Uncertainty Principle:
The location of all auxiliary percussion instruments cannot be known simultaneously
Corollary: If a lost percussion item is found, another will disappear.

Percussion Will Travel Principle:
On every band trip one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the school

Percussion Won't Travel Principle:
On every band trip one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the performance site

Diminishing Quality Rule to the Percussion Won't Travel Principle:
At any festival one piece of percussion equipment will be switched with that of another school
Corollary: The one you take back will be of lower quality

Law of Lost Drumsticks:
Percussionists will lose sticks
Corollaries:
Percussionists always claim the sticks were stolen
The lost sticks will be found the day after new ones are bought

Stidman's Law of Doors:
The largest of the timpani is always four inches wider than the door to the auditorium

Murphy's Law on Instruments:
An instrument always breaks at the worst possible time
Corollary: The instrument will belong to a first chair player

Baldwin's Law:
Instruments are easier to break than to fix

Wyszkowski's Law:
Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough

Principles of Instrument Repair:

- The screwdriver of the correct size will be missing when it is needed to tighten a woodwind key
- When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size
- When a pad is accidentally dropped it will roll to the least accessible part of the bandroom

Law of Diminishing Repairs:
After restoring one key on a woodwind instrument, three others will malfunction

Mouthpiece Inertia Principle:
Brass mouthpieces are easier to jam than to dislodge

Halbrook's Axiom:
A stuck key will work perfectly when the repairman tries it

Law of Selective Operation:
Brass valves will stick on contest days
Corollaries:
They will not stick when the conductor tries them
They will stick again when the student resumes playing

Richard's Complimentary Rule of Ownership:
If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away
If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day

Communication Principle:
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15 will be left on music stands, 25 will be inside the music, 15 will rot in instrument cases, 15 will be left in lockers, 15 will crawl under the student's bed, and 15 of the parents will receive the letter.

Tillis' Organisational Principle:
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is

Left-Right Principle:
At least one person is out of step in any one march
Corollary: It is usually the same person

Reeley's Principle:
Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play

Small Band Dilemma:
The drum major is always the best trumpet player

Bogan's Law of Bus Trips:
Bus breakdowns always occur on the longest trips

RT 1 Principle:
The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return
Corollary: This happens even when you pad the return time with an extra hour

RT 3 Principle:
You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child

Blind Leading the Blind Principle:
Band members playing correctly will always follow the players who are playing incorrectly

Murphy's Law of Small Band Sight-Reading:
Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have
Corollaries:
Cues will not be provided
If they are provided, they will be in the parts of your weakest section

Murphy's Music Stand Principle:
The music stand you get will wobble

Reely's Adaptation of Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction:
If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them

Two Principles of Diminishing Concentration:
Secretaries always interrupt rehearsal when concentration levels are at their peak
Players late for rehearsal are always those who sit in the centre of the band

Horn's Law of Teachers' Meetings:
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal

Missing Mute Principle:
At least one mute will vanish from the brass section at any rehearsal

Extended Rest Theorem:
The longer the rests, the less likely a section will enter after them

Contest Pronunciation Principle:
If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will

Two Recruiting Ratio Principles:
For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax
For every student wanting to play alto sax, there will be seven who want to play snare drum

The "There's Another Hole in the Dam" Principle:
Fix one spot in the music and another spot falls apart

Alternate Amnesia Axiom:
Any alternate fingerings taught will be promptly forgotten

Lost and Found Principle of Music Folders:
At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal
Corollaries
It will usually be the same player. If it is not the same player, there will be no name in the folder

Say It Again Sam Law:
Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question
Corollary: You will have just answered the question one minute before it was asked

Beginning Players Concert Law:
There will be one video camera for every three beginning musicians

Premature Deafness Ratio
A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.

McMurray's Programme Principle:
At least one name will be left off the concert programme
Corollary: It will be the child of the head teacher

McMurray's Second Programme Rule:
If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected

Murphy's Law of Clapping:
If the audience can clap at the wrong time, they will

Two Principles of Cymbal Cuing:
Cue the cymbal player or he will not enter
Cue the cymbal player and he still will not enter

Law of Selective Acoustics:
The percussion section always sounds loudest where the judges are sitting. It cannot be heard from the podium

Hatch's Law of Clarinet Squeaks:
Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed sections of the music

Fillmore's March Law:
If a march can be rushed, it will
Corollary: A march rushes in proportion to a band's inability to play it quickly

The Play It Again Sam Axiom:
At concert festivals, three other bands will play your toughest piece
Corollary: All three perform before you do, and play it better

Surprise Symphony Principle:
At least one section of the music which sounded perfect in rehearsal will go haywire

The Punctuality Paradox:
Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance

Bidewell's Transition Principle:
You are never as good as the previous conductor

Anderson's Solution:
When in doubt, blame problems on the previous conductor

The Least Credible Sentence in Conducting:
One more time

A man went to a zoo. The only animal was a dog. It was a shitzu.

Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome."

Me: It...it looks like it would HURT.
Van: A lot of penis are badly drawn
Me: It just goes forever and he's LIMP.
Van: Oh. One of THOSE badly drawn penises. "Is that your g-spot, hun?" "NO, DAMMIT, IT'S MY LUNGS!"

A piece of cheese is like a puppy. If someone doesn't experience at least a bit of love for it, well. They're a bit off. --Nic

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3842 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Why Me? by Summer M reviews
'Why Me' is about an impulsive teenage girl that somehow gets sucked into the Zelda World. The Legend of Ocarina of Time to be more exact. Rude, outspoken, and hotheaded, Megan tries everything to get back.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Link, OC
Broken and Twisted by Love's Martyr reviews
Cloud is living in Midgar’s orphanage, starving for freedom. Meanwhile, strange things are boiling within ShinRa. Upon Cloud’s escape, can he find the love and care he’s never been given? Can Sephiroth gain the trust of a broken soul? SephCloud Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,433 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Father by Mandolin77 reviews
Sometimes Frederic wonders whether he is raising children or the other way around.
Eternal Sonata - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,793 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - F. F. Chopin
100 CidVin theme challenge by demonlifehealer reviews
It seems everyone is doing a 100 theme drabble about their favorite couple so why not me? Yaoi, Fluff, Dark, Humor, and implied various pairings. CidVin. Some AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Irony by Carlson reviews
It was his duty as her father to protect his delicate flower, especially from those rotten boys that threw themselves at her. Read and review, please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peatrice - Complete
Secrets Buried Deep by AllHailMario reviews
Where did he come from? Why did he look up to Greil so much? How did he join the mix? Just who is he? Nobody's known anything about Shinon's past...until his archenemy Ike pieces it together and finds more surprises than he ever could have anticipated.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shinon, Ike - Complete
Soren Hates the Heron by Libellule Moon reviews
Well, he would, wouldn't he? Initial chapters will consist mostly of Soren and Reyson talking with/complaining about one another, and will eventually earn a T rating and Romance category.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,514 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Soren, Reyson
Flowers Never Bend by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Tatl thinks over her relationship with Link but all she can see are the masks. One-shot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Link, Tatl - Complete
Fire Emblem 100 Challenge by LitRaptor42 reviews
New chapter: 78, Tears. Rhys/Titania, set 15 years after Radiant Dawn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
Déjà Vu by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Apocalyptic Majora's Mask oneshot. How one ignorant inhabitant of the doomed land views the coming end. Warnings: contains character death, the apocalypse, mild gore, complicated time-space theories, and some incoherency.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Ugly by Purplelizard reviews
Death, something I've brought upon many creatures is finally coming for me. So now you know how your Hero really is. He's weak, he's cowardly, he's vile, he hurts, he bleeds, he feels. Mature Content, Dark, Slash, Sex, Language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,224 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Link
Like a Metaphor by Myaru reviews
FE9 pre-game, gen. Sanaki always asks the hard questions, and Naesala still hasn't figured out how to answer.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Naesala, Sanaki - Complete
This Awesomeness by Tek Sonay reviews
What REALLY happened in the tower. In the midst of the epic battle between good and evil, Link and Ganondorf are distracted by a strange noise ...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,617 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Bad Luck by Charlesworthy III reviews
Soren has a terribly bad day. STRONGLY IMPLIED IkexElincia, rated T for sexual references and light swearing. Crackfic/Not to be taken seriously oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Soren - Complete
On Display by Measured reviews
Ike isn't without tactics of his own. They just tend to involve things other than war. Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ike, Soren - Complete
If Blondies Were Cats by Rethira reviews
You can bet they'd rule the world. And even if they haven't quite got there yet, at least Iason only has to put up with Raoul complaining about Riki. CRACK, oneshot.
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - [Iason Mink, Riki] - Complete
Babble by GreyJedi reviews
Rhys has a babbling problem. Ulki really doesn't mind too much.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Rhys, Ulki] - Complete
Possibilities by kittykatloren reviews
Greil took her hand and held it against his chest, wondering if the warmth of her palm and the tenderness of her touch could at least mend, if not wholly restore, his shattered heart. FE9 and FE10; Titania/Greil series of oneshots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Titania, Greil - Complete
Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery by Shadow Of Hyrule reviews
Link battles with his evil twin, finding he could be harder to get rid of than first thought. Rated M for future chapters. Dark LinkxLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,161 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Domination by Espea reviews
Whoever won would be in control. Ike still has yet to win.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ike, Skrimir - Complete
Compliment the Cook by ZeroGravityDog reviews
One-shot Post FE9. Because Shinon was bored.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Shinon - Complete
Of Boring Dances by Rethira reviews
Or Why Naesala Causes Abject Terror in Begnion Senators. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Tibarn, Reyson, Naesala] - Complete
Of Mind Blowing Sex by Rethira reviews
Or Why Naesala is Still Allowed in Tibarn and Reyson's Bed. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Reyson, Naesala, Tibarn] - Complete
Of Shiny Pebbles by Rethira reviews
Or Why Naesala's Desk is Not a Dressing Table. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Tibarn, Naesala, Reyson] - Complete
The Way To A Man's Heart by Measured reviews
...is through his stomach. Soren proves the old adage about cooking. It's all according to plan. Ike/Soren.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Ike, Soren - Complete
His to Tease by Mewlon reviews
Revamped. Marth always wondered why Link was so cold to him while Roy has to deal with rude Ike as his partner. The gloves come off as Marth and Roy decide to make a wager on which of them can get the other to fall for them in three months. Yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Marth, Roy
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Lucky Shot by aimdiscord reviews
Kagome’s eyeglasses. Sesshoumaru’s curiosity. A story in which many things are explained about the series Inuyasha... or not. /SessKag, CU/ Awards: Third Place for "Best Kagome Portayal" in 2nd Qtr. 2008, Dokuga awards! Thank you, whoever nominated me!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,453 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
SFBI by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Crimes, investigation and love drama between the three swordsmen. BxB
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Link, Roy - Complete
Crowley's Baby by Min Daae reviews
Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached. Chapter Three up!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Warm by Fawksie Puppet reviews
Despite the trials and hurts of a new relationship, a young couple learns that there is more to love than it seems, and a warm rain shower in Darnassus is just the trick for melting down barriers.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
It's Okay by Riku-Aura777 reviews
Things may seem hopeless at times, but they'll get better. Everything'll be okay. Five stages of Gatrie and Shinon's friendship, where things end up turning out okay. Warning: Hinted child abuse, but nothing graphic.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Gatrie, Shinon - Complete
Gifts by murderofonerose reviews
In the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The King and the Empress by Mini Nephthys reviews
Radiant Dawn: A collection of mostly unrelated Sanaki x Naesala drabbles and oneshots. Collection, Sanaki x Naesala, misc. other pairings. 50: Even Naesala gives gifts on the holidays.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sanaki, Naesala - Complete
The Grieving Heart, or: Dearest Sister by Ergo Ipso Facto reviews
FE9. Caught in a potentially awkward position by a cute girl, what’s Makalov to do? Lie through his teeth, of course.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Makalov, Astrid - Complete
Christmas Night by Rayestar Ikina reviews
Janaff eagerly awaits for someone to come home so that they can spend Christmas together, but Christmas Day just isn't turning out to be as merry as he'd hoped. Very light shounen-ai. RanulfJanaff. AU. Cuteness?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ranulf, Janaff - Complete
Salad Forks by Amethyst Bubble reviews
The real reason Geoffrey and Elincia could never be together. Parody, crack drabble.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Geoffrey, Elincia - Complete
Good Samaritan by fishylishy reviews
-TP Oneshot-Midna is shocked by a simple deed that Link performs on a shopping trip to Castle Town. She knows that there's something in him, something that isn't even related to the Triforce, that makes him like that.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Spheres of Revelation by Havenhaven reviews
FE:PoR-RD Bastian x Volke, Contemplation is a distracting bed partner, if not an interesting one.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bastian, Volke - Complete
boameria tricuspis by Measured reviews
Even Ike couldn’t be oblivious forever Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Paranoia by Herr Wozzeck reviews
The tournament had been cancelled. Ganondorf and Marth left the tournament a happy couple. Roy and Zelda became happy after the events of the tournament. Everybody became happy. Except Link. This is the story of his descent into madness. SemiAU YaoiRape
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,748 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Link - Complete
Fun And Games by tmntyyh reviews
Cid and Vincent have fun in many ways. These are a few of them. These are just random, short oneshots and or drabbles about Valenwind. Some are fluffy, some are...not, depends on my mood when writing. Warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Thirty Dates by RainbowSerenity reviews
/AkuRoku/ Written for LJ community 30dates. When Roxas accidentally costs Axel his job...it was an accident! Really!... Axel devises a strange way for the blond to make it up to him...thirty dates, each one more headache inducing than the last. Joy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Count the Ways by Drowning Starfish reviews
IkexSoren, in surplus. Enjoyable?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Carmine Complex by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Are We Friends Yet? by Lorca the Great reviews
Being stuck in community college sucks. Roxas just so happens to find something to keep him there for a while yet. And it all started with a freaking cold. AkuRoku. Some Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Defying Fate by FireEdge reviews
FE9. Astrid escapes the life she dreads by joining Ike and the army. But, what about after the war? Perhaps a certain green haired, squinty eyed mercenary can help. OscarAstrid.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Astrid, Oscar - Complete
Stroking Stars by Drowning Starfish reviews
When I am his... IkexSoren
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Axemen by emberin reviews
Tellius, PoR. Between his brother and his 'rival', he could draw some parallels. After all, they were axemen. Oscar-centric.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Another Word for Feces by inactiveGE reviews
Roxas looked at the object at the bottom of the box; it unnerved him. AxelxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Back of the Bar by tikitikirevenge reviews
TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,947 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Final Farewell by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It should never have been like this. He should have been old. Instead, it had come far too soon for poor Reyson to comprehend what was going on. Yaoi TibarnReyson
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Reyson, Tibarn - Complete
Like It Rough by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Cid walks in on Vincent naked. Vincent stalks Cid for a little while and notices that Cid smells good. Then they have sex. That’s all really. Valenwind YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
One Summer by The Bog Witch reviews
A certain animated demon ends up in the real world. How did he get there? And what does all this have to do with some mysterious demonic behavior back in the feudal era?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Sesshomaru
Snippets From Finals Week at Tellius High School by shadowcat15 reviews
20 snippets about the going-ons at Tellius High School during the dread Finals Week.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
In the Lunchroom of Tellius High School by shadowcat15 reviews
Soren is caught in Elena's 'Why You Should Eat Right' speech and looks for ways to escape.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nightlight by Miss Chelle reviews
Poor Demyx couldn't get to sleep without it......Crack, one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Demyx - Complete
The adventures of MarySue Smith by xFearxOfxDeathx reviews
Join Mary-Sue in her wonderful adventures in the Kingdom Hearts world! -Mary-Sue Parody-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Demyx, Axel
Markedly by Measured reviews
Ike couldn't figure out why everyone was acting so strange towards him that morning... Ike/Soren, Tibarn/Reyson.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
The Minish Magician by EternalFluffy reviews
A year after the Minish Cap manga, Vaati accompanies Link on a new quest to save the world. Together, they must gather the Secondary Elements...and come to terms with their innermost feelings. LinkxVaati.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 185,499 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Vaati, Link - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Herr Wozzeck reviews
An unidentified 'true love' plays a guessing game with Skrimir. What is the identity of this 'true love', and can Skrimir guess by the time the last day of Christmas comes around? Oh, and let's not forget the antics brought on by the crazy gifts...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Ranulf, Skrimir - Complete
Consorting With Insects by Blazing Fool reviews
Ike has a somewhat nuanced grasp of religion. The Greil Mercenaries are not pleased.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007
Change of Feathers by FenixPhoenix reviews
Redemption can be sought throughout all of your life but what a surprise when it comes knocking at your door. ::Naesala x Leanne:: Fire Emblem 10: Radiant Path universe. One shot. Read and Review.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - [Naesala, Leanne] Nealuchi - Complete
Ike and the Greil Mercenaries by Ivanfanatic reviews
So begins the story of Ike and his adventures with the Greil mercenaries... The second part of Roadside battle. Ike figures out some battle tactics, Mark learns how to use a javelin, and Gatrie wants a snow cone. Elincia shows up at the end, yay! ...right
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005
Blank Slate by SocialExperiment reviews
No memories, small cave, a blank slate they're trying to fill. MK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,507 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H.
Fire Emblem: Path of Luminosity by LyallAurion reviews
Pretty much a comedic version of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, except with lots of useless dialogue. Ike's a moron, Shinon's desperate for beer, and everyone loves to steal from Soren. Rated M to be safe. Next chapter FINALLY up sorry, people .
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Freaky Friday by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
It’s time. The day every Organization XIII member fears. It’s time…for Saix’s monthly rabies shots! COMPLETED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Saïx, Demyx - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Let's Go Our Own Way by Nico-Chan reviews
30 Kisses. LargoMuarim. Photographs and moments throughout time. We'll make our own path, follow our own road, go our own way. /5: Hey, you know.../
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Largo, Muarim
No Use Crying Over Spilled Tea by malicious pixie reviews
FFVII characters reunite and something's eating at Cid and Vincent. Whole lot of bickering going on. Probable YAOI.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,714 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Axed by Aquatic-Idealist reviews
Boyd goes on strike and the Greil Mercenaries are divided into two camps. Can Ike reunite the party and be as great as his father, or will he fall flat on his face?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Symphonische Metamorphosen by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Ganondorf: a quiet, misunderstood man who yearns for change. Marth: an exiled prince abandoned by his countrymen. This is the story of their love. Yaoi. Marf and various other pairings. SemiAU
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,771 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Ganondorf, Marth - Complete
The Little Things by Psychoswordlady reviews
A series of twenty little drabbles about little things that make relationships unique. Yaoi, yuri and het. All of it's tame, don't worry. Will span the first nine FEs and you may suggest pairs to use. Chapter Nine: DorothyClarine, Shoulders. About time...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Crimea River by Writer Awakened reviews
FE9. Bizarre, occasionally dirty non sequitur humor. Crimea River. Get it? Get it? Oh, never mind. Anyway, in this installment, Ike meets his SECRET LOVER, reveals his hatred of duck soup, and gets propositioned by Elincia.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Ike - Complete
Narrow Peepers by emberin reviews
Tellius, post-PoR. It's always about my eyes, isn't it? Oscar-centric.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Another Archrival by Ergo Ipso Facto reviews
FE9 Maybe it's just a coincidence, but you can always make time for another archrival, right? Chapter 3: The only major personage not yet to do so suffers bodily harm.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kieran, Mia
My Knight in Leather Armour by Natural Killer Cyborg reviews
FE9, Rolf x Rhys. Rolf is his knight in leather armour in battle, but underneath, he longs to be more than that. Taking care of Rhys and staying by his side is all Rolf needs to be happy, but his feelings are growing increasingly harder to ignore.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007
Murder It by Havenhaven reviews
FE:PoR Gatrie x Shinon, It was so easy to pretend like it didn't hurt, so easy to make himself believe that the crawl of foreign hands on his flesh was more appealing than tanned, steel calloused ones.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Shinon, Gatrie - Complete
Black Prospect by pebblekit reviews
FE9 Oneshot taking place one year after the war. Rolf is really tired of everyone treating him like a kid. Basically, a battle ensues and Rolf discoveres what a certain subject really means
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
The Needs of the Many by alooriana reviews
[shounen ai] [link x sheik] Starting in the Death Mountain Crater, Link starts to grow more and more unsure of his feelings for Sheik. Surely there's got to be more to him than what meets the eye...?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,152 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Link, Sheik
Through Exhaustion by Havenhaven reviews
FE: PoR Oscar x Kieran, Through teachings from a certain blonde count, Kieran strives to show Oscar his affection.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Kieran, Oscar - Complete
Here's to the Night by Requiem to Misery reviews
It is merely a casual 'fling,' of little consequence... except sometimes, it is not. That is when I wonder. Marth finds himself lost in thought, standing outside someone else's bedroom. C.FalconMarth, yaoi content, very little humor. Citrus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Murder? by Kuroda-chan reviews
[FE9][Path of Radaince][Crackfic] Oscar's been murdered... who's the culprit? Ike goes a bit overboard, but the investigation is started under his command. Please don't take this fic seriously, because it isn't really serious. Rated for safety. Ch2 up!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007
Good Signs by LadyNightRunner reviews
Life is an adventure, and there are probably signs beside the road. These 25 signs are proof that one exTurk and one crazy pilot can make it. There are, of course, various happenings along the way...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Matthew Corrupts Your Favorite Activities by HellfireSupremacy reviews
Matthew is bored. Mark knows a game that will keep the thief entertained for a quite some time. Rated for crude humor and innuendo.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Hairties and a Storm by R Amythest reviews
Soren goes on a hunt for a missing hairtie. Rolf fails at conspiring. Storms appear at the last moment. Pointless Ike x Soren fluff.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Soren, Ike - Complete
Lingering Fragments by Askani Blue reviews
Nothing is ever gone and sometimes masks are as real as the faces behind them. LinkxSheik Post OoT and Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,349 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Melee School Boys: Battle of the Bands by Hikaru Morinaga reviews
Link, Marth, and Roy attend Melee Academy of Higher Learning for Boys. Their school's hosting a Battle of the Bands, and the winner gets ten bucks, and a box of cheezits. Who will win? But they have to take a test just because. Minor slash. Final chap up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Mistletoe Mayhem by Your Iron Lung reviews
The holidays. Supposedly brings joy and celebration to everyone, but not to some. For some it brings and speaks disaster. For those who've been reading, I'm changing the plot a little, sorry! I forgot the disclaimer...again...I don't own FE.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006
One Step Towards Fame by Murmurer reviews
Shinon hates Ike's guts. Shinon hates Ike's attitude. Shinon hates Ike. Still after all this time... Due to Janaff's wishywashy persona, Shinon is now enrolled in a laguz only tournament. Luckily for Shinon, he now has a chance to take down his archrival.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
For The Minor Things In Life by Lady Nephenee Ranulf reviews
A neverending series of drabbles that explores the untouched and often overlooked aspects of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, from locations and armor to bosses and items. Rated for language.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006
Parched by MissPixel reviews
Path of Radiance. Late nights make Rhys edgy. Shinon makes him edgier.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Rhys, Shinon - Complete
Untitled, But it Has Something to do With Cherries by Jasmine Reinier reviews
Cid invites Vincent to his home to watch a movie. The gunman, surprisingly, accepts. After finding nothing else to eat in the house, Cid digs up an old box of cordial cherries. Nothing would have happened had it not been for those things. VinCid Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
For The Love Of Leather by Bustahead reviews
Dante is furious that Nero managed to kick him in the forehead. So he decides to get revenge by stealing his boot and doing something WRONG to it. A crackfic that was written for a friend who challenged me. I take no responsibility for trauma.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
feathers black and tainted by DarkenedSakura reviews
FE9. The sage thought he found a spirit charmer. And oh how wrong he was, as Soren found out. Pre to mid series, spoilers, AU for FE10.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Soren - Complete
For You by nononononoooooo reviews
[FE9] IkeSoren. That's all the summary you need.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Letter by Psychoswordlady reviews
[FE9] Eavesdroppers are everywhere in this camp. At least a letter can be destroyed after it's read. [IkeSoren, first person POV, tame stuff, twoshot]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Yaoi Manga by Foxgurl reviews
How many times must Hikaru and Kaoru get into stuff they're not supposed to! It's ok, right, to be different? The same? Just a bunch of HikaruXKaoru stories, some fluff, some not so fluff. Enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Loading Screen by Hitam reviews
Axel and Roxas play video games every Friday together after school. Yet things have started to change since Axel is leaving for college. What happens when a friend persuades them to play Kingdom Hearts? The weirdest Akuroku ever! AU, slightly cracky?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Axel, Roxas
How Much You Mean To Me by CardcaptorWolf reviews
Soren and Ike both evidently have feelings for each other. But can they admit it to each other, and more importantly, their comrades? IkexSoren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ike, Soren
La Desesperación by ForestGlenny reviews
Maybe they just both hadn't been getting enough... well. Action, lately. If you know what I mean. ChallengeFic, crackish, EclipseChris. M for language and implied sex.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Eclipse, Chris - Complete
Gift by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*NejiShikaNaru, Lemon One-Shot* Naruto always had to spend his birthday alone, but this year something is going to change...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pay by supervivi reviews
Tibarn has a job for Naesala. [NaesalaReyson].
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005
His Secret by Pegitty5 reviews
Can two of forbidden birth bear a forbidden love for each other? StefanxSoren. No bad stuff, just some yaoi fluff.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Mountain Cave Chronicles by Insanity Strikes Thrice reviews
SSX3. The guys think the girls are highmaintenance. The girls think the guys are insensitive. Atomika thinks it’s the end of the world. Characters OOC. First SSX fic, please R&R.
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006
An Angel in Waiting by Maybe I'm a Kinkajou reviews
If you love something, set it free. Oneshot, fluffy RavenxLucius shounenaideathfic. Yes, deathfics can be fluffy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
The Real Path of Radiance by typhoon-4434 reviews
Well I made this in five minutes, and well it isnt as good as the True Tales of Symphonia....Spoilers and swears....
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Random OoT Poem by Ryna-chan reviews
A poem on Link's thoughts through the child part of OoT. Funnier than how I make it sound, I promise...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Branded by Spirit Charmer reviews
What really happened when Soren told Ike the truth about himself. How does Ike react to the truth? IkexSoren
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
Ike N' Soren by Out of the Orange reviews
Because I'm rather tired of seeing so many Ike x Soren fics that all sound the freakin' same, here is a tale of angst, friendship, love triumphant, MPREG, et cetera.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Wandering and Cheese by Kraele and Bremon reviews
I little story concerning Ike, Soren, and a big block of Cheese.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Link and the Vampires' Teabags by H.J. Bender reviews
This is a ridiculously absurd story. You might need to see a psychiatrist after reading it. Link has a strange medical problem that only gets worse when he reaches sexual maturity... Rated for pants-wettingly, godawful-funny gayness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Link, Sheik - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
My Angel by Chilly Academic IV reviews
Roy is almost fatally wounded by Marth in a battle. Link and Marth remain on the eald and speak, then head back. [YAOI] (Reminder: I own nothing)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2004
Cinnamon Eclipse by Ryuuza reviews
Eclipse goes to wake his demon lord. Raenef sleeps and dreams and Eclipse is tempted... Cinnamon, anyone? Yaoi. Fluff. Lime.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003
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Yaoi Emblem: Raunchiest Dawn reviews
Radiant Dawn. Follow the many armies of Tellius as they go to war against the Goddess Ashera and fight for their country-and to get laid. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you won't expect at all) in one easy package. Sequel to Path of Raunchiness.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014
The War reviews
It wasn't, Greil argued, that he'd wanted to move their entire family to Melior. It was because of work. Ike finds himself thrown into a clash that nothing could have prepared him for.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,335 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Ike
The Little Things reviews
For the FE100 Challenge. It's the little things that kept them going through the wars.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011
Yaoi Emblem: Path of Raunchiness reviews
Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,792 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Moving On reviews
Over the years, Soren had changed. Post-FE10, Soren and Stefan, blah blah blah. You all know the drill.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Stefan, Soren
Guilt reviews
It was her fault, and nothing would ever change that.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mist - Complete
Grieve reviews
Shinon was hungover. Rhys couldn't really blame him; this was how he dealt with things.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Shinon, Rhys - Complete
Steal Your Tentmate's Pants Day reviews
Because what else was Ike supposed to say when Mist walked in on him undressing Soren?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Shy reviews
Kieran was actually quite shy. Rhys loved him anyways. Yaoi.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kieran, Rhys - Complete
Soren's Revenge reviews
Seme!Soren. Really, that's all you need to know.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Soren, Ike - Complete
Taint reviews
The taint has been in his blood his whole life, and he has been abandoned because of it. He wonders what it is to love, to be loved, and with one potentially deadly action, Ike shows him. Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Ike, Soren - Complete
The Nineteenth Day of Yule reviews
The Fire Emblem equivalent of a Christmas party only...not actually Christmas. Takes place after Radiant Dawn in a nice happy world where Ike isn't gallivanting with Soren. Nothing but nonsense. Ike/Soren, Oscar/Kieran, Shinon/Gatrie, Rhys/Ulki.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Travel reviews
The war is over. Ashera has been defeated. Ike is leaving, and Soren is following him, no matter what.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
The Potato reviews
Rhys has always been allergic to flowers. So what is a certain someone to do when trying to find the ideal gift to declare their love? Use their imagination, that's what. UlkiRhys
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Rhys, Ulki - Complete
The Dragon Story reviews
It's that time again! Stupid questions have stupid answers, and Reyson and Ike will obey that rule, particularly when Mist wakes them up at three in the morning with yet another question from god knows where. IkeReyson.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Reyson, Ike - Complete
Class Change! reviews
Yet another short person asking yet another stupid question. Something that only a big brother can answer... OscarKieran...sorta...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Oscar, Rolf, Kieran - Complete
Mosquitoes reviews
Spring has sprung. Bugs have spawned. People get bitten. Marcia and Mia are no exception to this rule. Yuri, MarciaMia.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Marcia, Mia - Complete
The Morning After reviews
Generally speaking it's not fantastic to find two other members of your army in your bed the morning after a party. Particularly if all three of you happen to be the same gender. Just one BIG crackfic. Enjoy...if at all possible. IkeReysonSoren
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Ike, Soren - Complete
The Underwear Story reviews
Inspired by my previous crackfic, in which there was a mention of Boyd's antics. The story is explained here. Ike gets pissed, people laugh, and Boyd gets beaten into the ground. There you go the fic in a nutshell. Didn't even have to read it. IkeReyson.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Ike, Reyson - Complete
Head cold reviews
Good god, what was I thinking when I wrote this...? Anywho, it's a glorious OscarSoren bit. Don't like, don't read.Soren's got a head cold, Oscar gets worried...and my Journalism teacher tells me that I have an article to finish, so stop screwing around.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Oscar, Soren - Complete
Where? reviews
Mist can't sleep one night because of a question that has been bothering her. So she goes to Rhys. After all, who wouldn't ask a priest this sort of question? Contains some RhysShinon yaoi, just because I can. Don't like, too bad.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Rhys, Shinon - Complete
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