Real name: Why ask? Who can be trusted in this day and age?

Age: N/A

Occupation: N/A

Favorite quote(s):

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."

-Optimus Prime

"No sacrifice, no victory."

-Sam Witwicky

"Monsters are tragic beings. They're born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

-Ishiro Honda

"The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in our control...and not the other way around."

-Dr. Daisuke Serizawa

"We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

-J. Robert Oppenheimer, 'father' of the Atomic Bomb

"Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man or woman in her who shall stand alone. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin' the apocalypse!"

— Marshal Stacker Pentecost

"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected."

-Master Chief Petty Officer [of the Navy] Spartan John-117

Hobbies: making music videos, drawing, eating, sleeping/lazing about, watching movies, anime, cartoons, various tv shows, etc.

Favorite movies: Godzilla (series; screw whatever that f-- Tristar made, the animated series was the only good thing that came out of it), Gamera (series), King Kong (original and Peter Jackson remake, as well as Toho's versions), Transformers The Movie (G1), Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers: Age of Extinction; Inception, District 9, anything with Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Bruce Lee, and other martial arts legends, Pixar movies like: Toy Story 1, 2, & 3; Up, Cars, Monsters Inc., Wall-E, Finding Nemo, etc.; early Disney movies (before sequels become frequent, unnecessary & retarded), Dumb and Dumber, The Expendables, National Treasure 1 & 2, The Dark Night, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Star Wars, Predator, the Marvel Cinematic Universe; The Expendables 1 & 2; James Bond movies; Pacific Rim, Hardcore Henry,

Favorite comic book characters (Marvel, DC Universe, etc.): COMING SOON

Favorite anime characters: COMIN SOON

Favorite cartoon/comic book characters: COMING SOON

Favorite cartoons: SAME AS ABOVE

Favorite anime/manga: Halo Legends, Bleach, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Hellsing, Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Shaman King, Death Note, Dragonball, DBZ, DBGT; Gintama, Evangelion, Afro Samurai, Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, High School of the Dead, Canaan, Vocaloid (is it really considered one? Black Rock Shooter is based on it), Black Rock Shooter, Ghost in the Shell, Appleseed, Elfen Lied, Eureka Seven, Samurai Champloo, Witchblade, Nabari No Ou, Soul Eater, Mardock Scramble, Trigun, Guilty Crown, Beelzebub, Heaven's Lost Property, Gurren Lagann, FLCL, Dragonaut, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Zero, Infinite Stratos, Is this a Zombie?, Katanagatari, Aria the Scarlet Ammo, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Karneval, Cuticle Detective Inaba, Date A Live, Maoyuu Mao Yuusha, RWBY (it's anime inspired), Coppelion, Kill la Kill, Noragami, Strike the Blood, One-Punch Man, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid...

Favorite games: Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach, Halo: CE Anniversary, Halo 4, Halo 5: Guardians, Halo Wars 2; Dead Space 1-3; Gears of War 1-3 & Judgement; Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil: Revelations; Transformers: War for Cybertron, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron; Bioshock 1, 2 & Infinite; Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, Godzilla: Save the Earth; Assassin's Creed, AC II, AC: Brotherhood, AC: Revelations, AC III, AC IV, AC Syndicate; Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel; Turok, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, MechAssault, MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf; Lost Planet 1 & 2; Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, KH: Chain of Memories, KH: Birth By Sleep; Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, X-2, XII, XIII, XIII-2, Versus XIII; Bulletstorm; Call of Duty series (used to); Marvel vs Capcom 3: FTW, Prototype, Prototype 2; Burnout series; Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1 & 2, Bayonetta; Batman Arkham Asylum/City; Darksiders 1 & 2; Far Cry 3, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Goat Simulator, Battleborn, Doom 1, 2, 2016...

Favorite artists/bands/groups: Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, SR-71, Sum 41, Evanescence, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, System of a Down, Green Day, Lostprophets, Skillet, Shinedown, Pillar, Roadrunner United, Sixx AM, Metallica, Megadeth, Godsmack, Utada Hikaru, Aqua Timez, All American Rejects, Crazy Frog, Coheed and Cambria, Dead By April, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk, Decyfer Down, Led Zepplin, AC-DC, The Used, Bon Jovi, Ill Nino, Nonpoint, Phil Collins, Korn, Poets of the Fall, Hoobastank, Lady Gaga, Within Temptation, 3 Doors Down, Trapt, There For Tomorrow, Eiffel 65, Prodigy, Beastie Boys, Bee Gees, Motley Crew, Nirvana, Thousand Foot Krutch, Elton John, Rage Against The Machine, Nine Inch Nails, trance, electronic, dance, & upbeat music, Chris Brown, Usher, Richard Marx, Bee Gees, The Beatles, Red, 30 Seconds to Mars, Immediate Music, X-Ray Dog, Two Steps From Hell, Brand X Music, Audiomachine, Fireflight, Anberlin, Nine Lashes, Soundgarden, Moby, Manafest, Daughtry, I See Stars, Arrows to Athens, Tragedy Machine...

Some of my favorite fictional characters ever, of all time:

Godzilla (Godzilla franchise; any version so long as it isn't Zilla 1998)

Master Chief John-117 (Halo)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Elizabeth Comstock/[redacted] (Bioshock: Infinite)

Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail)

Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)

Bruce Banner's Hulk (Marvel)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Favorite pairings: COMING SOON

Things/characters I really f--ing hate: Naruto especially. MORE ALSO COMING SOON

Story ideas I have, may or may not get around to writing 'em; if anyone wants a crack at any one, be my guest:

Jaeger Alpha: Pacific Rim/Godzilla crossover - at the end of Godzilla: Tokyo SOS, Kiryu brought Godzilla back to sea, both laying to rest for good. Or so it went. A rift in the Pacific opens and brings the mecha into an alternate Earth, where the kaiju there are created by unknown aliens that want to wipe out the humans. While Godzilla is gone in his old Earth, the soul within Kiryu lives and wishes to help the humans here. And so, begins the campaign of fighting back the alien kaiju. So begins the story...of Jaeger Alpha.

Fairy Tail: Gods and Monsters: Fairy Tail/Bleach/Godzilla crossover - Ichigo and Kon accidentally end up in Earth Land , and come across Lucy during the second timeskip. As they figure out a way for the Substitute Soul Reaper and his stuffed buddy to get home, many enemies rise from the woodwork with their own agendas. Familiar faces, good and evil, also show themselves to help our heroes who get in for the fight of their lives. And they also receive unexpected backup in the form of none other than the King of the Monsters himself: Godzilla.

Caboose Meets World: Red vs Blue/Anime Universe - After somehow messing with a Teleporter, Caboose gets himself jumping through dimensions again. This time, through the anime universe. With the help of some new friends (& driving them insane), Caboose must find his way back to his team - before it's too late. (Currently being worked on)

A Spartan's Tail: Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - Noble Six went down fighting on Reach, but she is given a second chance at life. This time, in Earthland. Can this Hyper Lethal Vector adapt to a new world? What can a Spartan-III do in a world filled with magic? Will she try to return home, or find a new one in Fairy Tail? (Currently writing)

As reference for Spartan's Tail, here's what my Noble Six looks like in armor: http:///art/Natalie-B312-My-Noble-Six-197650331

And for Nat's face: http:///art/Noble-6-187629327

Deadpool Hits the Multiverse: Deadpool/Multi-crossover - Deadpool travels the multiverse! Again! This time is to places outside of Marvel. No not old literary works, but video game worlds, anime, tv shows, etc. With new sidekicks friends like Spider-Gwen, and even appearances by Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, what harm could they possibly do? A f*ing lot, surprisingly. But a little bit of good, bit of bad, and a bit of both, Deadpool and any new allies he makes will shake the multi...omi...verse to its cores! Hopefully not in the wrong way. Oh who are we kidding yes they are.

Bioshock: Infinity War: Bioshock Infinite/Multi-crossover - (may/may not be inspired by the upcoming Avengers movie of the same name; but for the most part will not have Marvel or DC characters)

Spartan Soul: Bleach/Halo crossover - the aft section of the Forward Unto Dawn falls onto the Forerunner Shield World of Requiem; but John-117 doesn't. Instead, a higher power pulls him into a world immersed with entities from the after life. Now, Ichigo and his friends must help the legendary Spartan-II return to the future, & all the while, deal with the coming of the Thousand Year Blood War that slowly approaches. What secrets lie in store for the Master Chief to discover? What does it mean to be a Reclaimer, & how can he use that status to change the tide of war?

Transformation of the Dead: Highschool of the Dead/Transformers: Prime crossover - Team Prime has a new problem to deal with the living dead - but this time, it's not zombified Cybertronians. An outbreak has occurred & slowly turning humanity all over the planet into undead eating machines - starting in Japan. Miko worries for her blood relatives' safety, & with Bulkhead, Jack, & Raf, go try to rescue them. Along the way, they come across another certain group of high school students trying to survive this undead pandemic. All the while, Megatron sees this as an opportunity to make the Earth his, once & for all. Even with more Autobots arriving, can Optimus & his team prevail? And how much must be sacrificed to stop this senseless violence?

Bleach: Soul Wars: Bleach/Darksiders crossover - AU, With the Charred Council gone, and balance between Heaven and Hell held together by the Four Horsemen, order is somewhat brought back, with humanity bouncing back to life on Earth. Until a peculiar disturbance is sensed in another universe, where Death goes to investigate. And this one just so happens to be inhabited by Soul Reapers. Death goes to the local Substitute Soul Reaper, Ichigo Kurosaki, to seek aid in the upcoming war with the Vanden Reich. Will the Horseman succeed in his mission? Are his brothers and sister going to be called upon to help him in the bloodshed that will ensue? And the question remains: who is the true Reaper in this conflict?

The Jedi Pirate: One Piece/Star Wars: The Force Unleashed crossover - The Grand Line - a place filled with excitement, as well as its own wonders & dangers. In the Age of Pirates, anything can happen. But what brings one of the most powerful Force-users from a galaxy far, far away to this ocean-filled planet? Can Starkiller find a way back home? Or will the antics of the Straw Hat crew drive him nuts? Will Luffy get over the fact that Galen fell out of the sky & can do awesome tricks with the Force? How will Zoro & Brook deal with the out-of-this-world swordsman? To be seen!

Vault Hunter Tails: Borderlands/Fairy Tail crossover - *AU for parallel versions of BL characters living in Earth Land* Maya and Gaige are two best friends who aim to find a guild to belong in - as well as make tons of money and get lots of loot. They find their path going with the most infamous bunch of wizards around - Fairy Tail! Now, how will things go when a Siren and the Mechromancer join the already trouble-making bunch? Anarchy, badassness, hilarity and loot, ho! Oh, and guns. Because reasons. Thankfully, no Claptrap. *more Vault Hunters will appear, even Krieg*

ODSF: Orbital Drop Shock Fairy: Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - a recon mission on Installation 03 goes awry as the Rookie is pulled away from his team - scratch that, his world - and into another. The mostly-silent ODST now finds himself in a world filled with magic & mystical creatures. There, the Trooper comes across the guild of Fairy Tail. Can these trouble-making, but friendly, group of wizards help the ODST get home? What new challenges await him in this new world? Is there actually a reason to why he's there?

Of Fairies and Reapers: Bleach/Fairy Tail crossover (post time-skip in both series) - after Ichigo regained his Substitute Soul Reaper (technically Vizard) status, a higher power brings him into the world of Earthland to take care of a problem. Along the way, Carrot-top & his Mod-Soul companion, Kon, make friends with Fairy Tail & some other wizards in this new land. The Kuchiki siblings and some others now venture into the unknown to find the 'lost' Substitute Reaper. Yet, in the darkness, lurks an evil waiting to rise up & take over Earthland. Can Fairy Tail, along with Ichigo & friends, overcome this rising darkness? IchiRuki & YoruSui, at least.

New Divide (working title): Bleach/Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - somewhat similar to the above idea, except with some Halo thrown into the mix. The demon threat has become quite a problem in Earthland. When the dark bringers experiment with dimension travel, Ichigo Kurosaki is one of the individuals brought into the mix. He, and Kon, find themselves not only lost in this world of magic, but also in a fight they weren't a part of. The threat brought by Tartaros, and soon, Acnologia, are on the horizon. But the bad guys never accounted for unknown factors. A third party is now in this huge melee: Sierra-117.

Halo: Chronicles: major crossover with Halo, Bioshock, Transformers Prime, Borderlands, Darksiders, Godzilla, Kingdom Hearts & several anime, including Bleach, One Piece, FMA, & Fairy Tail, and Attack on Titan - the Allspark, shaped as a Cube, was the object that gave Cybertron power, and breathed life into its inhabitants. When it was launched into space, many seek to recover it. But it has yet to be found - until its discovery on 21st century Earth. An evil organization aims to use the Allspark for their own devious plans of conquering not one, but many universes. During their quest, they have kidnapped several individuals from other realities to integrate into their ever-growing army. That is, until the Autobots and an unknown soldier intervene. Now, that very soldier - Spartan-117 - must gather whatever allies he can get to fight this Dark Order, as well as the Decepticons - before every reality falls apart. But in the shadows lurk other evils... including an ancient one that the Forerunners have sealed away prior to their war with the Flood. Where there is chaos, there is darkness. And where War begins, Death follows. Not to mention that Nature has an Order...

Prototype Avenger: Avengers/Prototype crossover - New York Zero, post-P2. The Red Zone has been cleansed of the Infected, leaving only handfuls in the other two Zones. James Heller leaves his daughter, Maya, in the care of Dana Mercer while he heads to take down an operation Gentek is doing out in the Western US. The op was an experiment into a parallel world, & when Heller breaks the machine that makes the portal, he gets transported into the Marvel universe. Now stuck in a world filled with many superheroes & villains, James must find a way back, all the while not getting on the bad side of the good guys or on radar of interested bad guys.

The Call of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi Suzumiya/TF Prime crossover - Kyon goes about like he normally does: keep the ever-powerful Haruhi Suzumiya from wreaking reality, all the while continuing his high school life like usual. But a new female transfer student suddenly shows up. Why is part of her hair pink? What do those 2 guys from America have to do with her? And what the heck are Autobots?! Haruhi's mind will really be in overdrive now with alien robots hiding among us.

Fullmetal Spartan: Fullmetal Alchemist/Halo crossover - Jorge was thought to have perished when setting off the slipspace bomb on the Long Night of Solace. Instead, he got transported into an alternate dimension where alchemy exists.

Tail of the Autobots: Fairy Tail/TF Prime crossover - While trying to create a Space Bridge for the Autobots to use, Ratchet accidentally sends Jack, Miko, Arcee, & Bumblebee to another universe. And it turns out to be Earthland, 7 years after the missing members on Tenrou Island return home. The 2 kids & Autobots join Fairy Tail in hopes of finding a way back to their Earth. And all the while, an ancient evil in the far reaches of space bides its time to unleash its wrath upon the stars. So comes... the Revenge of The Fallen.

Unnamed Fairy Tail/Godzilla crossover - The guild of Fairy Tail has overcome many obstacles in the past. What they are not prepared for is the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. Transported to Earthland by the Dimension Tide, the nuclear leviathan must either find a way back, or settle in this new land. Even in new territory, nothing - and no one - should underestimate the great Gojira. Can Fairy Tail tame this beast, or find a way to befriend him? What happens when the threats of likes such as Demons and Dragons rises that requires the strength of this giant? Will he save Earthland, or destroy it?

Jaeger Tails: Fairy Tail/Pacific Rim crossover - After Gipsy Danger closed the Breach, all seemed peaceful and humanity could rebuild. But a recent science experiment by Newt has shown possibilities of alternate Earths - one of them being the world of Fairy Tail. Set after the Grand Magic Games, the Kaiju then invade their world. Now the Pan Pacific Defense Corps races to build Jaegers to help out the magic humans facing this threat; but are they too late?

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Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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E ABOUT IT!

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell, Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid.

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying... "Just take care of my eyes dear." i'll always love you forever..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25 (Odd Numbers)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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