![]() Author has written 8 stories for Godzilla, Halo, Transformers, and Fairy Tail. Real name: Why ask? Who can be trusted in this day and age? Age: N/A Occupation: N/A Favorite quote(s): "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." -Optimus Prime "No sacrifice, no victory." -Sam Witwicky "Monsters are tragic beings. They're born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy." -Ishiro Honda "The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in our control...and not the other way around." -Dr. Daisuke Serizawa "We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another." -J. Robert Oppenheimer, 'father' of the Atomic Bomb "Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man or woman in her who shall stand alone. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin' the apocalypse!" — Marshal Stacker Pentecost "No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected." -Master Chief Petty Officer [of the Navy] Spartan John-117 Hobbies: making music videos, drawing, eating, sleeping/lazing about, watching movies, anime, cartoons, various tv shows, etc. Favorite movies: Godzilla (series; screw whatever that f-- Tristar made, the animated series was the only good thing that came out of it), Gamera (series), King Kong (original and Peter Jackson remake, as well as Toho's versions), Transformers The Movie (G1), Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers: Age of Extinction; Inception, District 9, anything with Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Bruce Lee, and other martial arts legends, Pixar movies like: Toy Story 1, 2, & 3; Up, Cars, Monsters Inc., Wall-E, Finding Nemo, etc.; early Disney movies (before sequels become frequent, unnecessary & retarded), Dumb and Dumber, The Expendables, National Treasure 1 & 2, The Dark Night, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Star Wars, Predator, the Marvel Cinematic Universe; The Expendables 1 & 2; James Bond movies; Pacific Rim, Hardcore Henry, Favorite comic book characters (Marvel, DC Universe, etc.): COMING SOON Favorite anime characters: COMIN SOON Favorite cartoon/comic book characters: COMING SOON Favorite cartoons: SAME AS ABOVE Favorite anime/manga: Halo Legends, Bleach, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Hellsing, Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, Shaman King, Death Note, Dragonball, DBZ, DBGT; Gintama, Evangelion, Afro Samurai, Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, High School of the Dead, Canaan, Vocaloid (is it really considered one? Black Rock Shooter is based on it), Black Rock Shooter, Ghost in the Shell, Appleseed, Elfen Lied, Eureka Seven, Samurai Champloo, Witchblade, Nabari No Ou, Soul Eater, Mardock Scramble, Trigun, Guilty Crown, Beelzebub, Heaven's Lost Property, Gurren Lagann, FLCL, Dragonaut, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Zero, Infinite Stratos, Is this a Zombie?, Katanagatari, Aria the Scarlet Ammo, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Karneval, Cuticle Detective Inaba, Date A Live, Maoyuu Mao Yuusha, RWBY (it's anime inspired), Coppelion, Kill la Kill, Noragami, Strike the Blood, One-Punch Man, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid... Favorite games: Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach, Halo: CE Anniversary, Halo 4, Halo 5: Guardians, Halo Wars 2; Dead Space 1-3; Gears of War 1-3 & Judgement; Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil: Revelations; Transformers: War for Cybertron, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron; Bioshock 1, 2 & Infinite; Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, Godzilla: Save the Earth; Assassin's Creed, AC II, AC: Brotherhood, AC: Revelations, AC III, AC IV, AC Syndicate; Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel; Turok, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, MechAssault, MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf; Lost Planet 1 & 2; Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, KH: Chain of Memories, KH: Birth By Sleep; Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, X-2, XII, XIII, XIII-2, Versus XIII; Bulletstorm; Call of Duty series (used to); Marvel vs Capcom 3: FTW, Prototype, Prototype 2; Burnout series; Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1 & 2, Bayonetta; Batman Arkham Asylum/City; Darksiders 1 & 2; Far Cry 3, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Goat Simulator, Battleborn, Doom 1, 2, 2016... Favorite artists/bands/groups: Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, SR-71, Sum 41, Evanescence, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, System of a Down, Green Day, Lostprophets, Skillet, Shinedown, Pillar, Roadrunner United, Sixx AM, Metallica, Megadeth, Godsmack, Utada Hikaru, Aqua Timez, All American Rejects, Crazy Frog, Coheed and Cambria, Dead By April, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk, Decyfer Down, Led Zepplin, AC-DC, The Used, Bon Jovi, Ill Nino, Nonpoint, Phil Collins, Korn, Poets of the Fall, Hoobastank, Lady Gaga, Within Temptation, 3 Doors Down, Trapt, There For Tomorrow, Eiffel 65, Prodigy, Beastie Boys, Bee Gees, Motley Crew, Nirvana, Thousand Foot Krutch, Elton John, Rage Against The Machine, Nine Inch Nails, trance, electronic, dance, & upbeat music, Chris Brown, Usher, Richard Marx, Bee Gees, The Beatles, Red, 30 Seconds to Mars, Immediate Music, X-Ray Dog, Two Steps From Hell, Brand X Music, Audiomachine, Fireflight, Anberlin, Nine Lashes, Soundgarden, Moby, Manafest, Daughtry, I See Stars, Arrows to Athens, Tragedy Machine... Some of my favorite fictional characters ever, of all time: Godzilla (Godzilla franchise; any version so long as it isn't Zilla 1998) Master Chief John-117 (Halo) Optimus Prime (Transformers) Elizabeth Comstock/[redacted] (Bioshock: Infinite) Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) Aqua (Kingdom Hearts) Bruce Banner's Hulk (Marvel) Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) Favorite pairings: COMING SOON Things/characters I really f--ing hate: Naruto especially. MORE ALSO COMING SOON Story ideas I have, may or may not get around to writing 'em; if anyone wants a crack at any one, be my guest: Jaeger Alpha: Pacific Rim/Godzilla crossover - at the end of Godzilla: Tokyo SOS, Kiryu brought Godzilla back to sea, both laying to rest for good. Or so it went. A rift in the Pacific opens and brings the mecha into an alternate Earth, where the kaiju there are created by unknown aliens that want to wipe out the humans. While Godzilla is gone in his old Earth, the soul within Kiryu lives and wishes to help the humans here. And so, begins the campaign of fighting back the alien kaiju. So begins the story...of Jaeger Alpha. Fairy Tail: Gods and Monsters: Fairy Tail/Bleach/Godzilla crossover - Ichigo and Kon accidentally end up in Earth Land , and come across Lucy during the second timeskip. As they figure out a way for the Substitute Soul Reaper and his stuffed buddy to get home, many enemies rise from the woodwork with their own agendas. Familiar faces, good and evil, also show themselves to help our heroes who get in for the fight of their lives. And they also receive unexpected backup in the form of none other than the King of the Monsters himself: Godzilla. Caboose Meets World: Red vs Blue/Anime Universe - After somehow messing with a Teleporter, Caboose gets himself jumping through dimensions again. This time, through the anime universe. With the help of some new friends (& driving them insane), Caboose must find his way back to his team - before it's too late. (Currently being worked on) A Spartan's Tail: Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - Noble Six went down fighting on Reach, but she is given a second chance at life. This time, in Earthland. Can this Hyper Lethal Vector adapt to a new world? What can a Spartan-III do in a world filled with magic? Will she try to return home, or find a new one in Fairy Tail? (Currently writing) As reference for Spartan's Tail, here's what my Noble Six looks like in armor: http:///art/Natalie-B312-My-Noble-Six-197650331 And for Nat's face: http:///art/Noble-6-187629327 Deadpool Hits the Multiverse: Deadpool/Multi-crossover - Deadpool travels the multiverse! Again! This time is to places outside of Marvel. No not old literary works, but video game worlds, anime, tv shows, etc. With new Bioshock: Infinity War: Bioshock Infinite/Multi-crossover - (may/may not be inspired by the upcoming Avengers movie of the same name) Spartan Soul: Bleach/Halo crossover - the aft section of the Forward Unto Dawn falls onto the Forerunner Shield World of Requiem; but John-117 doesn't. Instead, a higher power pulls him into a world immersed with entities from the after life. Now, Ichigo and his friends must help the legendary Spartan-II return to the future, & all the while, deal with the coming of the Thousand Year Blood War that slowly approaches. What secrets lie in store for the Master Chief to discover? What does it mean to be a Reclaimer, & how can he use that status to change the tide of war? Transformation of the Dead: Highschool of the Dead/Transformers: Prime crossover - Team Prime has a new problem to deal with the living dead - but this time, it's not zombified Cybertronians. An outbreak has occurred & slowly turning humanity all over the planet into undead eating machines - starting in Japan. Miko worries for her blood relatives' safety, & with Bulkhead, Jack, & Raf, go try to rescue them. Along the way, they come across another certain group of high school students trying to survive this undead pandemic. All the while, Megatron sees this as an opportunity to make the Earth his, once & for all. Even with more Autobots arriving, can Optimus & his team prevail? And how much must be sacrificed to stop this senseless violence? Bleach: Soul Wars: Bleach/Darksiders crossover - AU, With the Charred Council gone, and balance between Heaven and Hell held together by the Four Horsemen, order is somewhat brought back, with humanity bouncing back to life on Earth. Until a peculiar disturbance is sensed in another universe, where Death goes to investigate. And this one just so happens to be inhabited by Soul Reapers. Death goes to the local Substitute Soul Reaper, Ichigo Kurosaki, to seek aid in the upcoming war with the Vanden Reich. Will the Horseman succeed in his mission? Are his brothers and sister going to be called upon to help him in the bloodshed that will ensue? And the question remains: who is the true Reaper in this conflict? The Jedi Pirate: One Piece/Star Wars: The Force Unleashed crossover - The Grand Line - a place filled with excitement, as well as its own wonders & dangers. In the Age of Pirates, anything can happen. But what brings one of the most powerful Force-users from a galaxy far, far away to this ocean-filled planet? Can Starkiller find a way back home? Or will the antics of the Straw Hat crew drive him nuts? Will Luffy get over the fact that Galen fell out of the sky & can do awesome tricks with the Force? How will Zoro & Brook deal with the out-of-this-world swordsman? To be seen! Vault Hunter Tails: Borderlands/Fairy Tail crossover - *AU for parallel versions of BL characters living in Earth Land* Maya and Gaige are two best friends who aim to find a guild to belong in - as well as make tons of money and get lots of loot. They find their path going with the most infamous bunch of wizards around - Fairy Tail! Now, how will things go when a Siren and the Mechromancer join the already trouble-making bunch? Anarchy, badassness, hilarity and loot, ho! Oh, and guns. Because reasons. Thankfully, no Claptrap. *more Vault Hunters will appear, even Krieg* ODSF: Orbital Drop Shock Fairy: Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - a recon mission on Installation 03 goes awry as the Rookie is pulled away from his team - scratch that, his world - and into another. The mostly-silent ODST now finds himself in a world filled with magic & mystical creatures. There, the Trooper comes across the guild of Fairy Tail. Can these trouble-making, but friendly, group of wizards help the ODST get home? What new challenges await him in this new world? Is there actually a reason to why he's there? Of Fairies and Reapers: Bleach/Fairy Tail crossover (post time-skip in both series) - after Ichigo regained his Substitute Soul Reaper (technically Vizard) status, a higher power brings him into the world of Earthland to take care of a problem. Along the way, Carrot-top & his Mod-Soul companion, Kon, make friends with Fairy Tail & some other wizards in this new land. The Kuchiki siblings and some others now venture into the unknown to find the 'lost' Substitute Reaper. Yet, in the darkness, lurks an evil waiting to rise up & take over Earthland. Can Fairy Tail, along with Ichigo & friends, overcome this rising darkness? IchiRuki & YoruSui, at least. New Divide (working title): Bleach/Fairy Tail/Halo crossover - somewhat similar to the above idea, except with some Halo thrown into the mix. The demon threat has become quite a problem in Earthland. When the dark bringers experiment with dimension travel, Ichigo Kurosaki is one of the individuals brought into the mix. He, and Kon, find themselves not only lost in this world of magic, but also in a fight they weren't a part of. The threat brought by Tartaros, and soon, Acnologia, are on the horizon. But the bad guys never accounted for unknown factors. A third party is now in this huge melee: Sierra-117. Halo: Chronicles: major crossover with Halo, Bioshock, Transformers Prime, Borderlands, Darksiders, Godzilla, Kingdom Hearts & several anime, including Bleach, One Piece, FMA, & Fairy Tail, and Attack on Titan - the Allspark, shaped as a Cube, was the object that gave Cybertron power, and breathed life into its inhabitants. When it was launched into space, many seek to recover it. But it has yet to be found - until its discovery on 21st century Earth. An evil organization aims to use the Allspark for their own devious plans of conquering not one, but many universes. During their quest, they have kidnapped several individuals from other realities to integrate into their ever-growing army. That is, until the Autobots and an unknown soldier intervene. Now, that very soldier - Spartan-117 - must gather whatever allies he can get to fight this Dark Order, as well as the Decepticons - before every reality falls apart. But in the shadows lurk other evils... including an ancient one that the Forerunners have sealed away prior to their war with the Flood. Where there is chaos, there is darkness. And where War begins, Death follows. Not to mention that Nature has an Order... Prototype Avenger: Avengers/Prototype crossover - New York Zero, post-P2. The Red Zone has been cleansed of the Infected, leaving only handfuls in the other two Zones. James Heller leaves his daughter, Maya, in the care of Dana Mercer while he heads to take down an operation Gentek is doing out in the Western US. The op was an experiment into a parallel world, & when Heller breaks the machine that makes the portal, he gets transported into the Marvel universe. Now stuck in a world filled with many superheroes & villains, James must find a way back, all the while not getting on the bad side of the good guys or on radar of interested bad guys. The Call of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi Suzumiya/TF Prime crossover - Kyon goes about like he normally does: keep the ever-powerful Haruhi Suzumiya from wreaking reality, all the while continuing his high school life like usual. But a new female transfer student suddenly shows up. Why is part of her hair pink? What do those 2 guys from America have to do with her? And what the heck are Autobots?! Haruhi's mind will really be in overdrive now with alien robots hiding among us. Fullmetal Spartan: Fullmetal Alchemist/Halo crossover - Jorge was thought to have perished when setting off the slipspace bomb on the Long Night of Solace. Instead, he got transported into an alternate dimension where alchemy exists. Tail of the Autobots: Fairy Tail/TF Prime crossover - While trying to create a Space Bridge for the Autobots to use, Ratchet accidentally sends Jack, Miko, Arcee, & Bumblebee to another universe. And it turns out to be Earthland, 7 years after the missing members on Tenrou Island return home. The 2 kids & Autobots join Fairy Tail in hopes of finding a way back to their Earth. And all the while, an ancient evil in the far reaches of space bides its time to unleash its wrath upon the stars. So comes... the Revenge of The Fallen. Unnamed Fairy Tail/Godzilla crossover - The guild of Fairy Tail has overcome many obstacles in the past. What they are not prepared for is the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. Transported to Earthland by the Dimension Tide, the nuclear leviathan must either find a way back, or settle in this new land. Even in new territory, nothing - and no one - should underestimate the great Gojira. Can Fairy Tail tame this beast, or find a way to befriend him? What happens when the threats of likes such as Demons and Dragons rises that requires the strength of this giant? Will he save Earthland, or destroy it? Jaeger Tails: Fairy Tail/Pacific Rim crossover - After Gipsy Danger closed the Breach, all seemed peaceful and humanity could rebuild. But a recent science experiment by Newt has shown possibilities of alternate Earths - one of them being the world of Fairy Tail. Set after the Grand Magic Games, the Kaiju then invade their world. Now the Pan Pacific Defense Corps races to build Jaegers to help out the magic humans facing this threat; but are they too late? If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity. Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Anti-Abortion: (not mine) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this E ABOUT IT! 100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43. #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell, Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying... "Just take care of my eyes dear." i'll always love you forever.. 1 "The great love that I have for you So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25 (Odd Numbers) A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart |