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Joined 10-19-05, id: 916585
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! I'm one of those people who has become completely (and mortifyingly) addicted to reading fanfiction. Especially Harry Potter ones...(go on, point and laugh, I know, I'm a dork, and proud of it! so there.) Actually, I blame my friends for my addiction, but I probably have something to do with it as well. _

Just a few things to say about myself/rant about:

Favourite Pairings:

Draco/Hermione--though I have to admit these are starting to get pretty tiresome. same obstacles to overcome over and over again, I still love them! Ginny/Harry
Harry/Pansy (just to shake things up a bit every so often)
Bill/Fleur--only when highly amusing
Fred and George with anyone really. They're so inescapably amusing.

Pairings I cannot abide:

Harry/Hermione--uh uh, I dont want to hear any of your but's, they just don't belong together!
Snape/any student--can we all say "eughahahahaghghah"? nasty.
Incest-it's the principle of the thing. Id like to think we have somewhat evolved from biblical days. Im an optimist at heart--so sue me!
Lucius/Hermione--see Snape/any student. Actually this pair is way worse than Snape/student.
Neville/Ginny/Hermione--actually, if its a background pairing, and the rest of the story is pretty good, then I can, in fact, abide it.

New: I've decided to add some favourite quotes from fanfics...this'll take awhile to remember where they all are, but I add to it as I find them.

"We are talking about your transfiguration homework, not my knickers..." ~ Hermione, in "Crimson and Clover", by starrymoonmaiden.

Bad Hermione! It was an evil name. Very, very evil. Just the sound of "Xavier" made you think of dark, scary manors, cobwebs, and long, black capes. And leather pants." Hermione, in "Sensible Senselessness", by Dreaming One.

He was starting to see the upside of things. So much so that he actually had started wiggling his fluffy bunny tail." ~ Draco/narrator, in Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping, by Padfoot the Marauder.

Is that from Everything I know about Psychology I learnt from a fortune cookie?” ~ Tonks, in Promises of Spring, by Kerichi.

Hermione dropped into a fighting stance and threw out a few quick side kicks before whirling around in a flying roundhouse that left her foot a scant inch from Akio’s left ear. “No. There doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with my legs.”
Akio pressed his hands to his heart. “That was, without question, the single sexiest thing I have ever seen from a woman. Oh. My. God. You really are Heroine Hermione.” When Hermione failed to respond by so much as twitching a muscle, other than the one in her left eyebrow, he reached up to gently lower her leg to the ground. “I got it. No skirts.” Glancing at his watch, he added, “I’ll see what I can find." ~Akio, in The Taste of Honey, by a_bees_buzz. (ok, so it's really a passage--but it's AWESOME!)

“I don’t believe it,” Zacharias yelled. “Even the Snitch fancies Malfoy!..." ~Zacharias Smith, in Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut!, by lifesaverkat

Dislikes in Fanfics: Corniness: gaaah! I cant stand sappy stories! occasional, well written fluff is accepted, but if I hear one more eye described as a "brilliant, shining orb"( or if it involves the following adjectives: emerald; sky blue; sapphire; chocolate) cue sarcastic, breathy, "romantic" voice, I will scream. Or , better yet, I will send the author a forestfire, not flame, forestfire.
Oh! Ive got something to add to the list qualifications for sending a forestfire:
-"Well toned body"; "quidditch-toned-body"; Anything that bloody uses the word combo of "toned-body"! I mean, come on, is that best way you can tell the reader that the guy/girl is hot? Besides, there's no cardiovascular/physical exercise involved in quidditch--except for beaters maybe--so where's the connection btween quidditch and muscles?

Actually, most of my dislikes can be placed under the category of "corniness" so that's all

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5157 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangeways, Here We Come by ishandtwofourths reviews
Vignettes on the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Chapter forty: what to expect when you're expecting... After 5 years and 40 chapters, these drabbles are now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
In His Eyes by ArgentumRosa reviews
After a bad encounter with some Death Eaters Draco is left with a child to care for. Problem is this child is no ordinary one and there are people after him. Can Draco survive the dangers ? Cn he survive parenting ? Looks like he is going to have to ask H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,058 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Magical Development by Lord Mu Harlock reviews
Set during season two of the award winning series, GOB discovers that he might be more magically than he thought. It is also a Harry Potter crossover. You have been warned. Note, I own neither Arrested Development or Harry Potter.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6204 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Judge a Book By Its Cover by ShrugDuckie reviews
The sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Two years have gone by since Claire Woods destroyed the plot Harry Potter books. With the help of two old friends, will she be able to repair the damage she caused to the fantasy world she loved? Read to find out..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005
Pickup Lines by Creamed reviews
Pickup lines have gone into the phase. Completed. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Secret Agent by Ms. Kara reviews
Lily is in her seventh year and is having trouble hiding her secret from the marauders and her friends. Can she handle her secret and relationships? A James and Lily story in their 7th year. please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,953 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Out of Shadow by Sophiax reviews
In the postapocalyptic world of the 22nd Century, Voldemort rules all. The Resistance sends the Weasley family’s last descendant back in time to the year 1943 to kill the boy Lord Voldemort once was: Tom Riddle. TROC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,254 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Extenuating Circumstances by Violet Spark reviews
CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED! She's a reporter. He's a convict. There's someone out to kill the Man Who Survived... and they're the only ones who can stop him. But can they catch the killer without killing each other first? DHrR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Seduce A Serpent The Diary Of Pansy Parkinson by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Seducing Draco Malfoy is like playing with fire and praying you don't get burnt. Many girls prettier and much more well endowed than me have tried and gotton burnt. Well, burn me because I'm playing with fire. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Ending by Princess180 reviews
After Harry's sons and fiancée are kindapped, he, Malfoy and Hermione have to work to rescue them within twenty four hours. Also includes large amounts of angst, Malfoy's sexy dance and more sarcasm than is generally considered healthy for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
Red by Violet Spark reviews
Jack Sparrow's been captured. His adopted daughter, in turn, kidnaps a British soldier, one Benjamin Turner, to trade for Jack. Add a crossdressing servant, a jealous brother, a determined father and a forbidden romance to the mix, and you've got trouble!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Remus and Tonks Do Vegas by SongOfRoland reviews
Remus and Tonks are on a mission to recruit American wizards to the fight against Voldemort, but the American Magical Government is located in, of all places, Las Vegas. Featuring tacky hotels, the Grand Canyon, and Star Wars references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Long Suffering Penelope by Crookshanks22 reviews
The summer after HBP, Penelope Clearwater's life is not going well. Then Arthur Weasley asks her to help him reconcile with Percy. Slightly amended to make it canon compliant through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by ShrugDuckie reviews
What would you do if you had the chance to be sucked into the world of Harry Potter? Hook up your favorite couple? Beat up Malfoy? Try to save the life of Sirius Black? Well Claire is about to get that chance...Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Marauder Musings reviews
Sirius is having deep, philosophical thoughts,... siriusly! And Remus is really sick of that joke. Help celebrate Flower Day and readreview this hopefully amusing drabble! No pairings,except for occasional JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006
Cornish Sunrise reviews
He could hardly believe that he’d let Hermione pull him up and out of bed at such an ungodly hour. The sun hadn’t even begun to rise yet, and here he was, dressed and climbing up to some damned cliff in Cornwall. eversoslightly fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Protection: Working title
Orchid Mendellsohn receives a startling letter on her windowsill one morning from her mother. Her real mother. Not the one who screams at her and slaps her. But will she believe her mother's story?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,292 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006
Sweet Serenade reviews
Songfic. Some of my favourite pairings sing their hearts out to the ones they love. No curses are involved to make them do this. Or karaoke bars. HBP spoilers! HG, HD, some RH, RLNT, JL, etcPLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Shy reviews
Just a poem I felt like writing. From Ginny's POV. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! better summary inside. Not actually angstyjust sad and a little'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Ginny W.