I am Nataly and this is my profile.
I am from Brazil and am 25 years old. I love to read stories about almost anything, but my favorites are Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Bones, Stargate, X-men, Firefly, Supernatural, Avengers, Ironman, Criminal Minds and Naruto and fics that mix them.
Dont forget to check out the C2s i am a staff of!
Now a bunch of random stuff i copied from other peoples profiles:
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have procrastinated things because your favorite fanfiction story updated a chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that the government should legalize gay marriages even though you yourself are straight, copy and paste this on your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ, Flame05, Nataly S. Potter
Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling. !!!! XD
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.!!!!!!
Sooo many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls, then copy and paste this into your profile
There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Wolf05, Flame05, Nataly S. Potter
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,Flame05,Nataly S. Potter
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile.
Funny and/or deep quotes:
"If leaving a friend means smart, then stupid forever, I don't mind." --Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake
"I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die."
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box—Italian Proverb
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."-- Author Unknown
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?—Abraham Lincoln
Money is not everything, there is always master card.
Fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.
Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice...
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
If you are sad, i get sad. If you are happy, i get happy. (Please! Be rich!)
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Don't upset me - I'm running out of places to put the bodies.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History
I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Author Unknown
You never know the streng you have, until your only option is to be strong.
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Author Unknown
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
A family is like smallpox, we have it as a child and it marks us for life.
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others can’t keep it from themselves.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Bad things are not the worst that can happen to us. The worst that can happen to us is nothing.
Money doesn't bring happyness. Give me yours and be happy!
"You make your choices and your choices make you."
"Experience is not what happens to a man.It's what a man does with what happens to them."
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
"Husbands should be like tissue paper: soft, strong and disposable." Madeline Kahn
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one." Helen Rowland
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
it is a fact of life that you will always pick the trolley with wobbly wheel.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called yeasterday and the other is called tomorrow, so today is the right day to love, make and live. Dalai Lama
I'm not as dumb as you look
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me!
who said nothing is impossible, i have been here doing nothing for the last one hour.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception-Groucho Marx
Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Curiosity killed the cat, But Satisfaction brought it back
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Just as you stop wanting something, you get it.
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. Bil Keane
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
"Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art."
If being skeptical is wrong, prove it.
It's specially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.
Four things do not come back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, and the neglected opportunity. Arabic proverb
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult-Charlotte Whitton
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 in the morning... can u believe that 2.30am! Lucky for him i was still up playing my Bagpipes
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused." -Shirley Maclaine
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Imagination is more important than knowledge because knowledge is limited. --Albert Einstien
"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them."
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
I hate today. I hope it's gone tomorrow.
"Love is an old Magic" - Dumbledore
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung
Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
"Normality is the insanity of the masses."
"I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason."
"Never judge a book by its movie.
who says money cant buy happiness doesn't know the address of the store
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."
"Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real."
"The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog. Calvin & Hobbes
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
"Work interests me; I could just sit and watch it all day long."
"I have the world's best gaydar! I can always find the gay man in a room - the only problem is he's usually the only one I actually like."
"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."
"Adults are just kids with money."
"Men are like roses: watch out for all of the pricks."
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
"Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research."
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
"Most people would rather die then think. In fact, many do." Bertrand Russell
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off."
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!"
"My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented."
"Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!"
Those who aspire to less, accomplish less. There can be no doubt. It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them. At least he who reaches will get a good stretch, a good view, and perhaps even a low-hanging apple for his effort! -- R.A. Salvatore, Sojourn
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I tell them it's in a jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"I intend to live forever... so far, so good."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"You! Out of the gene pool, now!"
"Politicians and diapers both need to be changed... and for the same reason."
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"Stories never really end...even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don't end on the last page, any more than they begin on the first page."
"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs your money." (I have nothing against religion in general.)
"Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."
I never hold grudges; while you’re holding grudges, they’re out dancing. Famous Comedian Buddy Hackett
Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. "
"A friend is someone who's there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else."
"Don’t be afraid of the dark, it’s better to be blinded, than to see what should remain unknown. Be afraid of the light, for you might see what you never expected…"
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't."
(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday."
"...I promise you, I'll live forever or die trying!"
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because, even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
"My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas. I told my roommate and he said, 'Do I know you?'."
"I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt."
"Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"When I was born, I was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty."
"Man has will, but woman has her way."
"Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living."
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
"The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."
If being skeptical is wrong, prove it!
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." (Dammit, stop being real!! Stop it, you're so annoying; go away now! INTERNET, MAKE IT GO AWAY!!)
"...we accept the love we think we deserve."
"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
"You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down on your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"A good marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman."
"There are three rings of marriage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
"Our comedies are not to be laughed at."
"Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives."
"Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia."
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed."
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."
"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief."
"I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."
"They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness."
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then, she stops to breathe."
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."
"A person has two legs and one sense of humor, and if you're faced with the choice, it's better to lose a leg."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... One step at a time."
"The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces."
"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."
"We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."
"You can't see the world if your eyes are filled with tears."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"Money can't buy you happiness... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
"Without geometry, life is pointless."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter.
When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side
When your right, no one remembers. When your wrong, no one forgets
Always remember that you are absolutly unique, just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
If you can't see the bright side of life polish the dull side.
If there is a will there are five hundred relatives.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!
"Whatever you do, follow your heart- Just take your brain with you!"
"good girls go to heaven... bad ones go wherever they want to"
"Big girls don't cry- we get even"
Nature has a feminine structure: can't defend herself, but knows how to get revenge like nobody! (Some girls can defend themselves very well! hahaha)
"When I was in grade school they asked me to write what i wanted to be when I grew up.
I said happy. They said I didn't understand the assignment. I say they didn't understand life."
- Man's constitution is so peculiar that his health is purely a negative matter. No sooner is the rage of hunger appeased than it becomes difficult to comprehend the meaning of starvation. It is only when you suffer that you really understand. Jules Verne
- Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Thomas Edison
- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.in
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
- The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
- War is what happens when language fails.
- We ought to hate very rarely, as it is too fatiguing; remain indifferent to a great deal, forgive often and never forget.
- Chaos needs no allies, for it dwells like a poison in every one of us.
- Above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
- If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
- I have never looked for dream in reality or reality in dream. I have allowed my imagination free play, and I have not been led astray by it.
- All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.
- Every intelligent child is an amateur anthropologist. The first thing such a child notices is that adults don't make sense.
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates men, men destroy God, men create dinosaurs...dinosaurs eat men...women inherit the earth." - Jurassic Park.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
"The two greatest gifts we can give our children are roots and wings. "
"Laughter is like a major organ. Without it, I think you would already be dead."
Never explain. Your friends do not require explanations and your enemies do not believe them.
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to
If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits
“Tell a man he has a hundred years to live and watch him waste it.
"All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair." - Anonymous
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines
“It is in human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.” – Anatole France
"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive." - Josephine Hart
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” - ?
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