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"I look at this photograph, when I do it makes me laugh..."

Yep, thats me, out of tune but music loving me. Why am I out of tune? Because my English/American/New Zealand accent prohibits proper speech, let alone proper singing! Although, if we're completely honest it's all faded into a beautiful Oxbridge camp drawl nowadays. From England, lived in the USA for 3 years, lived in new Zealand for 3 years and now I'm back in jolly olde England again! I'm just a regular jetsetter me.

Well here are vital statistics since this is probably the easiest way to do this:

Age: Not important really. But closer to twenty than ten for sure hehe

Occupation(s): Psycho Genius (Hours 24/7), Author (3 hours a week), Stressed Student (all of my life up until this point plus a few more years, but you know what? I love it!).

Specialties: English, Maths, History (preferably ancient). Philosophy, Psychology. I'm not really into Science but I'm as good at it as my other subjects.

Born: Hastings, England

Current Residence: Ely (that's near Cambridge), England

Appearance: Blond, with big hair. If left alone it becomes an afro. Mild care gives me lucious locks, and lazy straightening provides me with thick but gloriously light hair :) Blue eyes, which means I'm a saxon when we couple it with the hair. Or an Aryan. But I'd rather not go there. Curvy. I almost always wear clothes that make people look at me, whether it's bright and insane or just plain sexy.

Favorite TV shows: I don't watch much tv, but...QI, A bit of Fry and Laurie, Blackadder, Bones, Mock the Week and sometimes the Mighty Boosh.

Favorite Movies: Van Helsing, The Chronicles of Riddick, XXX, LotR, Underworld and Underworld Evolutions, James Bond (particularly the newer ones with Daniel Craig, although I do love Sean Connery), Pride and Prejudice, Fifth Element, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Disney Classics (leave me alone :P), , Batman (I'm a sucker for the traditional masculine hero, ok?), Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, any and all Monty Pythons, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Titanic (when I'm in a crying type mood). And those are just the ones I know all the lines to! I love movies.

Favourite Actors/Actresses: Vin Diesel, Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Sean Connery, John Cleese, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Daniel Craig. Keira Knightley, Nicole Kidman, Rene Zellweger, Judi Dench, Julia Andrews, Catherine Zeta Jones, Kate Beckinsale

Favorite Musicals: I love musicals! Moulin Rouge, Greece, Chicago (which I've seen live in London, man that was awesome), Dirty Dancing...there are many more...

Favorite Books: In no order at all: first off, I love classics. Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre. Edgar Allen Poe for when I'm depressed, Shakespeare for when I'm in love and the occasional Chaucer for when I feel at one with nature. Then there's Harry Potter, a constant love of mine. The Black Magician trilogy by Trudi Canavan. David Gemmell's books, Bernard Cornwall. Tolkien. Darren Shan's older stuff, not the newer. Most things pertaining to vampires. I don't have a favourite author as such because I love different books at different times for different reasons.

Favourite Characters: Count Dracula, Riddick, Van Helsing, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Sirius Black,Mr Darcy. Selene (underworld), Selene (Moulin Rouge). Pretty much any vampire or person who does incredible things with a knife.

Favorite Comedians: Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Russell Brand, Jonathon Ross, the entire cast of Mock the Week

Summer or Winter?: Winter. Summer jsut gets too hot sometimes. Winter is nice, hot chocolate...

Musical tastes: The widest range. Classical, Rock, Punk, Metal, Country, Pop, whatever, but never ever rap. Unless it's Eminem. Damnit.

Musical skills: Nil. Well, not nil. I can play piano, guitar, drums, flute, violin, viola, clarinet and the spoons. But none of them all that well. I just learn to play things I like. And I love love love singing, but I can't sing. Unless it's Queen. Then I can sing. :)

Favourite shops: HMV, Waterstones, La Senza (hehe), Dunkin Donuts (I once dragged my friends around a large portion of Berlin just so I could get a donut fix)

Dreams: I have ambition in excess. I want to get a degree from Cambridge University in Law. I want to go into politics. I want to be famous. I want to change something about this world. I want to learn at least one other language fluently. I want to live in a house with cherry panelled walls and not feel guilty because I grew the trees myself. I want to have a book published. I want to fall in love with someone as intelligent and arrogant as me and argue for the rest of my life intermittenly with plenty of sex in between.

That's me in a nutshell I guess...I may add more over time...