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Joined 10-21-05, id: 917205, Profile Updated: 01-24-11
Author has written 24 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Mortal Kombat, Maple Story, Final Fantasy XI, Naruto, Fate/stay night, Star Wars, and Mass Effect.

A soul of a writer within,

He mocks the norm with a broad grin;

Ecnal his name,

Satire his game,

A crusader in the name of the word 'happy',

Rather than angst-ridden norms oh-so-crappy;

And with his fingers at keyboard poised,

He typed, his opinion voiced...

Pen Name: Ecnal Nogardnap

Real name: Tim Soo (be warned! Solicitors or solicitors that claim they are not solicitors asking for items such as bank account numbers, telephone numbers, etc. will be shooed!)

Age: 21 this year at the time of this update. (will update annually)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, hanging out with friends, cartoons, and lately this year, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Genres I'm interested in: Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, Dynasty Warriors, FFXI, Maple Story (but I don't play it anymore), lots more that I am unable to write something for.

Greatest ambition: To get a story I'm writing published, turned into a comic/manga, and then turned into a cartoon/anime!

Realistic Ambition: Something to do with commercialism. Amateur writer.

List of quotes I like put up for no real reason:

By Winston Churchill: "Never, never, never, never give up."

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in simple words: freedom, justice, honour, duty, mercy, hope."

"The truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it, ignorance may deride it, malice may distort it, but there it is."

"For myself, I am an optimist — it does not seem to be much use being anything else."

By Mahatma Gandhi: "You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."

"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."

"Hope is eternal - Its worship never goes in vain."

Something I made up myself (added in September 2008)

"Critics are like vultures. At their noblest they help clean landscapes of disgusting worthless filth. That doesn't change the fact that the bad ones are disgusting scavengers who would pick at a dying animal."

"Critics are also like fire. At their best, they provide warmth and forge products to become stronger. At their worst, they burn and destroy everything they touch."

(update) Now with quotes! w00t w00t!

Hi all! My name is Tim (or Timothy, or Timmy, but NEVER Timtam), I'm from Malaysia, one heckuva nice place to live (stupid as some of us can get)! I'm full of opinions and frankly, sometimes I can't keep certain ones to myself...Always DID hate that about me sometimes.

Anyways, I'm generally a nice guy. I'm nice to my friends and I try to be civil to people I interact with, though the latter sometimes fails. My sense of humour can range from the sophisticated (i.e. Frasier), to the regular (i.e. Friends) and to the plain weird (i.e. Johnny Bravo, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, etc.)

Of course, if you are well acquainted with my humourous works, you should know that in humour the fourth wall means nothing to me! Reality means nothing to me! Angst means nothing to me! NOTHING IS SACRED! NOTHING! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Right, enjoy the show. =D

Reviewers who like my stories/submissions are appreciated, though if you have dubious reasons like "OMFG I HATE SIMA YI TOO!" when I simply said something like "Sima ain't bad but Pang Tong is better" then I might doubt you a bit. Critics who are a bit of both might not be welcome, but are valued nontheless...In due time, I admit. And flamers? Well, if they can provide sufficient justification, I won't hate them...As much as those OTHER types of flamers...(prepares to deploy killer rabbits) Yeah, I'm a bit petty sometimes too...=P

I will always do my best to reply to signed reviews, whether it is a good one or bad one. After all, 'tis better to have received a personal reply from a no-name author than to have received an impersonal thank you note with the signature of a more famous author!

Remember, my dear viewers, you matter! But not to the point that I become your personal doormat! I won't tolerate getting trampled on in terms of 'Oh, he's updating slowly even though he gave us a warning! Let us bash him because he is not giving us free entertainment!' or 'Oh! You're ignoring your "duty" to the very readers you voluntarily write stories for for free!' and other such selfish rubbish.

(A.N.: Snotty reviewers that think that way, that authors have an obligation to them, are WRONG. They only prove they are to be ignored with their selfishness.I saw them in a Soul Calibur fic reviews page, how the writer 'lost their respect' for 'forgetting his duties' with the fanfic. Writers that are under the opression of them who happen to be reading this, rise up and take hold of your own talents!)

Please don't expect me to update my stories frequently. I'm not a very hardworking writer, writing only when I feel like it. However, if you can understand, then I'm really really really really grateful! Hope you enjoy my stories/whatevers!

If you have any queries,drop me a line via e-mail!

Oh, and because many people seem to do it, here is a list of me favourites and future project ideas that I think would be worthy of writing out...

mbriscoe99 is one of the best action/adventure as well as other aspects authoress I've seen since my starting in this site, and all from one story! 'The Storm Warrior', her pet project, happens to be insanely deep and good with an intriguing character and the introduction/imagining of various existing ones. Take a look at it! If you like Dian Wei, even better!

Z Star The Hidden Dragon, an incredible poet and authoress. She is fully capable of handling various different types of genres, be they romance, drama, or comedy as seen in her highly sucessful DW Poetry and is branching out in a well-done and original introduction to OCs. She likes GN/SSX, but knows Liu is a good guy, THE main selling point which caught my eye in the first place. Also, Z Star has fics in various other genres besides Dynasty Warriors which I, admittedly, haven't read. They all sound great, though! ALSO look out for her Avatar fic(s)!

hiphopd doesn't exactly follow your basic fic ideas, and I admittedly only follow his SC fics, but you should take a look, they're pretty good. You might not be blown away in an instant, but it'll leave at least some taste in your mind, somehow! And don't forget his MK Wrestling fic! THAT was a good one! Mac-daddy Drop, baby!

Verdin is a new one, a talented, deep and descriptive authoress, despite the fact she has just one (allbeit very sombre yet sweet) FFIX story. Read it! You don't need to know the game as the characters are wonderfully descriptive, though I'll bet it just makes it better! She ALSO has a new fic about Lu Xun, a small bittersweet one! Look forward to anything else from her! Its bound to be good, in my opinion! Oh. And keep an eye out for that idea of her's on a Liu/SSX story! It should be great!

Vivli is more known for her FFXI fics (the online game I haven't played but saw) but she's REALLY good at them. She already churned out four large adventures and a one-shot and her latest work is in progress. She's got a lot of other things I'm not really gonna bother with as I don't understand them, admittedly, but you should take a look. The FFXI fics work on their own because they're like a fantasy story and you don't need to understand ANYTHING about FFXI (though it helps).

Alexander Windsilver is a pal of mine. He may not be writing anymore, but you could take a look if Digimon and/or Medabots is/are your thing.

PRTFCSI is my cousin and she's a damn good author (or at least co-author), although I know diddly squat on Time Rangers and CSI. Her fics have a good sense of mystery and she has mastered the dark art of cliffhangers. NOOOOOOOOOO!

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One Assassin's Battle by mbriscoe99 reviews
AC:B from the viewpoint of Ezio's first recruits. Rated for violence, language. Recruit stats on my profile...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 240,535 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ezio A., Apprentice
Storm Warrior by mbriscoe99 reviews
Bai Zhi OC, once a sorceress of the Yellow Turbans, becomes an officer in Cao Cao's army. But her magic is not what it seems and she discovers a darker side to it that she cannot escape. Will she master her dark power or become its victim?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Dian Wei, Xiahou Dun
Old Friends Anew: Destiny's True Beginning by redemption2 reviews
A SEEDestiny fic. What's this? A special bonus chapter? It's April Fools Day on Minerva, and guess who's cutting loose. Prepare for laughs reminiscent of the early chapters as Adam and Meyrin pull the joke crusade of their lives.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 329,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors Poetry by Z Star The Hidden Dragon reviews
REPOSTED A collection of poems in the character's point of view. Better then it sounds... enjoy!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
New Officers? by Z Star The Hidden Dragon reviews
This is a little introduction to my OC’s. Since it will take a while to post my stories. The OC’s are being interviewed by the original characters with hilarious results! 1st DW Story!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006
The Twilight Of The Immortal by Vivli reviews
Meet Olose Sampson, born 615 years before the events of Final Fantasy XI and by coincidence, immortal. This is the story of his adventures, taking place as Vana'diel takes shape around him. Finally completed! Now with a bonus chapter!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 175,082 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
The Final Fantasy XI Chronicles 3: Heritage by Vivli reviews
The power of an ancient staff threatens Vana'diel and so four heroes return to once again battle for the fate of the world, but this time more than a little romance is involved. Now completed with a bonus section! Please take the time to read!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,802 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
The Final Fantasy XI Chronicles 2: Hero's Journey by Vivli reviews
The sequel to the FFXI Chronicles: The battle for the past has ended, but the battle for the present is just beginning. Now completed! Please take the time to read!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,979 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
The Final Fantasy XI Chronicles by Vivli reviews
A million year old evil has returned to Vana'diel, and it is seeking a young white mage mithra. She is protected only by three adventurers she met at random. Now completed. Please take the time to read!
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,024 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
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Star Wars: The Lesson reviews
Amidst the turmoil of the Clone Wars, two Jedi Council members find the time for a quick sparring bout.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Plo K., Ki-Adi M. - Complete
Mass Effect: Shepherds reviews
The saga of the galaxy's greatest legend is witnessed through the eyes of an unsuspecting observer. But what lies in store for both of them? OC involved!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: The New Retelling reviews
With the DW6 videos out on the net, our 'heroes' discuss their new wardrobe...sounds boring? Yeah. But it's worth a quick laugh!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,277 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
The Misadventures of KiAdiMundi reviews
Ki-Adi-Mundi. Jedi. Council Member. Hero. That dude with the conehead who talks in the prequel movies. He was legendary in many ways, not least of which was his inability to shut up...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
FateNeo Stardust reviews
The Holy Grail was destroyed, right? WRONG! Even as you sit there at your monitor reading this, another war is brewing under your nose! How is this different? Weeeelllll, you'll just have to read and SEE! Oh, and don't worry, I explain why at the start.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Naruto: Narutimate Sendoff! reviews
This is a story of a writer attempting to write a story...about NARUTO! And he fails...Let's watch how...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
League of Their Own 2: A New Challenger! reviews
Here we are! The team returns, and a new foe awaits them! League of Their Own 2...readyyyyy, GO!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006
Final Fantasy XI: You DIDN'T reviews
Two Tarus accidentally caused the death of an entire guard unit. Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Final Fantasy XI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: The Truth InGame reviews
Another truth ingame and inbook, brought to the community! Be warned, for thsi once mroe bashes portrayals and sets something on fire!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: How D'ya Like Them Apples! reviews
After SSX dates multiple others AGAIN, Liu Bei has given up. However, a new OC is gonna help him get payback...OCLiuSSX
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
Dynasty Warriors: The AntiBei League Adventures! reviews
We all have rights to our opinions, yet when we are jerks about it, we tend to be…Well, hated. Here is a prime example, balanced readers!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006
Dynasty Warriors: Choice reviews
Once upon a time, the same author who full well knew how SSX’s romances were portrayed thought of another warped and deranged way to mock it. What if the princess, for all her otherkingdomly romances, had to choose ONE? And what if her boyfriends found ou
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Maple Story: Hacker Meets Scammer reviews
A selective and isolated hacker happens upon an untraceable scammer. Little do they BOTH know that fate REALLY wants to let them have it…Note: Might not be factual!
Maple Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Three Cheers For That Rogue! reviews
From the deranged mind of Ecnal Nogardnap comes yet another controversial fic: A poem that bashes an overly popular mystery character! Get ready to burn him for blasphemy, fanboys! THIS one takes the cake!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Maple Story: Legend of the NonKSing Mage! reviews
KurtPaladin believes there's a mage who REFUSES to KS, and he's gonna be the one to find that mage!
Maple Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Mortal Kombat: A OneShot Summary reviews
This is a story of background characters. What's that? Noob Saibot? Sorry, not even close. You'll just have to read and find out...
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
DW: XWarriors reviews
Set apart for their special gifts, these playable characters unite to fight for goodevil in this crazy oneshot parody!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: League of Their Own reviews
When the whole of China's under the threat of OCs destined to rule, who ya gonna call?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/6/2005
Kry Me a River Kafe reviews
With the release of MK7 and yet more angst, Midway's employees are going insane. The solution? Make a kafe to facilitate their needs!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviews
Raiden goes to tell his weakling warriors the error of their ways...Warning! Bashes some wellloved MK characters!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: The New Characters Melee reviews
Koei may have had polls to decide the DW5 roster, but THIS is what happened!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005
Dynasty Warriors: The Interview reviews
When Liu Bei interviews a new officer candidate, he finds that he is...Different...
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005
Xiahou Dun's Shot My Eye Into Pieces reviews
Xiahou Dun sings of his infamous plight to the tune of Papa Roach's 'Last Resort! Behold the insanity! Behold the tone deafness!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2005
Counter: The Strike At Sun Shang Xiang! reviews
Once upon a time, an almighty author got sick of the typical way SSX and Liu Bei were portrayed in most fanfictions. Seeing how unfair it was, he decided to even the scales and write...What might be the first SSX bashing fic ever!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005