Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Law and Order: SVU, and Orson Scott Card.
09/03/08- Yay! More funny things like below!
If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck their doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura,FamilyRose, Failing to Fall Out of Love, Prongsthewhitehart
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
If you ever have succumbed to above urge, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit during school, while the rest of the class was completely silent and giving you the 'what's her deal?' look, copy this into your profile.
You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:
1) You accidently called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.
2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, your reading HP.
3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.
4) Your friends give you the look when you say Harry.
5) your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.
5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.
6) Your cell rings and you absentmindingly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"
7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.
8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possesion.
9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.
10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.
11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.
12) You are rebelling against JK Rowlings pairings...in Social Studies.
13) You think your science teacher is Voldemorts supporter.
14) When people ask the person your with what's wrong with you, they look at them pointedly and say "Don't ask"
15) Your actually reading this.
16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sites.
17) Yourconvinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.
18) One of your stuffed animals is name Crookshanks.
19) You have worse symptoms than this list.
20) You are laughing a little right now, saying yes to every statement!
13/10/07- (Wow, exactly 2 months! anyway...) I found this on the profile of MoonyIsTheMan and was all jusat really great
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, MoonyIsTheMan, HouseCamFan624
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your but off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the few people that do not make cracks like "That's gay" to insult gay people, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
(this is MoonyIsTheMan's comment) I found this really cool poem on someone's profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.
8/16/06-Hello again everyone! I just wanted to tell everyone That I am changeing my Penname! It will be HouseCamFan624!
4/30/06-Peoples!1I have a new obsession (sp?)!I now really like the show House, M.D.!
Also...I have a funny Bush quote (i don't really like him!)-
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
TO this I say...well, so does my math homework, but it's not a budget,It's geometry! To be exact it's angles!
4/22/06-Yet another quiz: You scored as Hermione Granger. You're one intelligent witch, but you have a hard time believing it and require constant reassurance. You are a very supportive friend who would do anything and everything to help her friends out.
4/22/06-Here is a quiz i took: You scored as Democrat. You go, you donkey!
2/28/06-Yet another Quote-This time from the newest episode.
Elliot(To rapist and murderer)Do you like that seabass? Well you will never quess what we just found in the river!
Elliot-We have to move slow
Cragen-Well move slow as fast as you can!
HEHEHE! It was funny! O! And it is from Closure (sp) Part II (2)
1/30/06-This is From Buffy the Vampire slayer
Spike- I'm insane, what's his excuse?
1/27/06-This is a funny Quote I just got! It is from Nocturne (sp)
Quote- Lawyer Dude- He'll be eligable for parole (sp) in 38 years.
Victim- But he's almost 60 already!
Lawyer Dude- Yeah. Got to love Math!
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