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Author has written 1 story for Friends.

I'm in my 20s and like to read and write, so this place seems like a good fit.

I solemnly swear as an author:

1) to be fairly consistent

2) to (no matter how long writers block eats at me) complete whatever I'm writing (though lets be real, you might have to settle for a mediocre ending)

3) to always double check my grammar

4) AND: If I ever leave fanfiction for good, I'll make sure to note it here to save any piteous souls out there (like me) hanging on to the very very slim hope a favorited piece will be finished after years of inactivity.

...I badly need a clean break from certain stories :/

WARNING: Reading a chapter right after I publish has some drawbacks (or pros depending on how much you enjoy reading and rereading). I almost always go back in and change/edit, because after I publish, I feel like I'm reading an entirely different story! It's like a game. A torturous, sad game.

I'm currently looking for betas, so maybe this will change, but for now, expect chapter changes, and a final version to solidify a couple days after the chapter's been posted.

Also, angst isn't really my thing, so if you came here for that, I can always give it the old college try, but who knows what might come out the other end

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The Broflovski-Cartmans by BookishTea reviews
A glimpse into the married life of Eric and Kyle as they move into a generic white suburban neighbourhood, and the feud they hold with the president of the Neighbourhood Watch. [Rated M for coarse language and suggestive themes]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Streetlights by weirdprince reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,859 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Of Myths and Monsters by storybooksandfairytails reviews
Life is hard when you're a succubus that's literally dying of starvation because you're too afraid to put the moves on your half-dragon best friend. Tossing in a descendant of Jack Frost, an overemotional siren, and several other mythological creatures only makes life ever more difficult. Paranormal AU. NaLu, Gruvia, and more.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,107 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gray F., Juvia L.]
Sleepyhead by GhostGenocide reviews
Kyle has a wet dream. Craig just wants to go back to sleep. Or alternatively, Kyle guilt trips his grumpy, half-asleep boyfriend into giving him a blowjob, and things get out of hand.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Kyle B., Craig T.] - Complete
The Federal Department of Corrections by SolemnSilence170 reviews
Butters has been sent to prison and there he meets an array of colorful characters who will either help or hinder his quest to survive. But when he meets a certain blonde inmate, his life behind bars gets a lot more steamy. Meanwhile, Kyle has been framed for crimes he didn't commit. Will he manage to maintain an unlikely romance with a guard? Bunny, Style, Dip, Candy, and more ;)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Cannot Be Unsaid by madsthenerdygirl reviews
Illya lets something slip. Gaby takes advantage.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Gaby T., Illya K.] - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Automaton by f000se reviews
Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,550 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Some Assembly Required by PoppyPickford reviews
An argument at IKEA escalates to a re-evaluation of Harvey's sexual identity crisis.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Subspace by PoppyPickford reviews
Harvey Specter loves Subs, but commitment has never been his thing. That is until he hires a skinny-ass Dom whose real orientation is not the only thing he has to hide. And really, it doesn't matter how distracted Harvey is by his new associate because Mike doesn't want to be a Sub and he certainly doesn't want to be Harvey's Sub... At least, that's what he tells himself. SLASH.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,914 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Flesh and Bone by f000se reviews
Zero is in debt to Kaname. "I do not believe that you are in the right position to be telling me what to do, Kiryuu. Are you not?"
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
One Night In Paradise by Vearth reviews
Harvey takes Mike on a business trip for a big merger to Hawaii. Expensive hotels, fine cocktails and hot summery temperatures lead to unexpected revelations.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
That Was Legendary by Anne Hunter reviews
Barney, it seems, has never tried bondage before and now he wants to try. Ted is willing to give his friend a hand. Ted/Barney – Mild bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Just 5 Minutes by BattyCore reviews
Kyle is having an off day and forgets that it's Kenny's birthday. Without a gift, he offers Kenny one item in his bedroom. What will Kenny ask for?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
In Two Hours by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The itch you just can't scratch by idioticonion reviews
Do we really believe that Lily went that long without a little somethin' somethin? Set between Aldrin Justice and Swarley. Part one is Lily's POV and part two is Barney's POV
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The One with Rachel and Chandler reviews
Rachel can't like Chandler. And goddammit she will fight her feelings tooth and nail. At least that's what she tells herself. Takes place in Season 4
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Chandler B., Rachel G.]
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