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Quotations from various sources uncited:

-So I made a complete mess of it and let her laugh at me because it seemed to make her happy.
-The world would be duller without us.
-If you ever threaten him like that again, you will never see me coming.
-Being the person she was in the world they lived in she'd say 'I love you' by killing anything that tried to touch any of them.
-It's about how far one can go to protect what's important to you.
-But she did know, down to her bone, that you stood by your own and tore down whoever threatened them, and they did the same for you. It was the only way to be safe.
- You are so far gone you can't see the edge anymore.
- Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
- The paths we chose are our own. We can only blame ourselves.
- You can't escape no matter how far and hard you run, because this world is your cage.
- Stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone.
- If you are never remembered, you never existed.
- No one else can see your hands clench. No one else can see the way you want to scream, but no sound comes out.
- The whole world is crazy. We're just a different kind of crazy.
- But there are some days where we just can't take it anymore. we are the fighters, the heroes and it hurts.
- Promises are everything and failure is not a possiblily.
- But they don't understand, can't understand what it's like to feel your entire world slip through your fingers and shatter on the ground.
- Take a simple view on living. Keep your eyes open and get on with it.
- He didn't hurt himself as much, didn't feel so much pain, and he didn't feel alone. Not when they were with him.
- The need to survive is much greater than the need to escape or resist.
- I cannot disappoint those who helped me up, when I was the one to fall.
- Everyone perfect is lying and everything easy has it's cost.
- I'll just settle for doing what's best with what's left of me.
- It's a relief to be around someone who knows the worst of you, because you can stop trying and stop pretending.
- He laughed quietly. The kind of laughter that came with a small measure of insanity and the knowledge that one's actions will cause trouble, but also knowing the situation had passed a point where it could be avoided.
- Strength is when you keep yourself standing even if everyone else would understand if you broke down.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13198 - Favs: 16,594 - Follows: 15,489 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,974 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 7,227 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7494 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 7,727 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 5,840 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
A Darker World by AngelDormais reviews
In a better world, some things would change. In a darker one, most of them stay the same. .:Viking AU:.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Straw Hats P.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5481 - Favs: 8,131 - Follows: 8,764 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14387 - Favs: 9,597 - Follows: 9,271 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 187,937 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Stuttering Toward Ecstasy by Potions for Foxes reviews
Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Stir Thy Heart, Shadows by half-breedMiralian reviews
Now that most of the black dream sand has been reverted, Pitch Black must resort to using shadows of the past. New enemies are made of old faces, and Jack Frost finds himself being disregarded as a contender in the approaching battle. As he struggles against this new threat, he develops a dangerous connection with his greatest enemy. And he has no wish to sever it. Black/Frost
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
My Kingdom Awaits by scarlettshazam reviews
Butters escapes a long-term abusive relationship with Cartman to return home to South Park. There, he finds his parents gone and himself becoming nanny to Kenny McCormick's children. Bunny ficlet. Dedicated to Mary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 8,467 - Follows: 8,816 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
When It Alteration Finds by Momatu reviews
After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,907 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
10 Truths Behind 10 Lies by hA-UkA reviews
10 truths from Naruto's POV. This is perception. These are his truths. These are his lies. These are the things that broke and and made him. These are everything he is not. These are his masks. This is his future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parsimony by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and Snape gen. After the war, Harry thinks he can finally concentrate on comforting his friends and mourning the dead. But enemies become friends, the dead come back to life, and his life refuses to be simple. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,686 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
For the Sake of Grades by FrankieSunflower reviews
6th Year novella-rewrite. The aftermath of Draco choosing to do the right thing. It effects Harry's life too, in a way no-one expected. Drarry, eventual Bleville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,430 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unusual Alliance by Riku-Rocks reviews
Sometimes help comes from unexpected places. In the summer immediately following HBP, Harry and Draco meet under unusual circumstances and become each others only hope for a future without Voldemort. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 6,728 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Last by constant3 reviews
"I could feel myself slipping over the edge and into the abyss of carelessness..." Jack was gone. With nothing left to lose, Alex is sent to the SAS training grounds. There's only one problem: he isn't the same kid he was before.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,462 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please Say Something by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE The Ministry of Magic wants Harry Potter dead. He goes to exotic lengths to avoid this fate. CROSSOVER SLASH FEMSLASH Jacob/Harry Leah/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,700 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Off Into the Sunset by Lady Altair reviews
If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Deceiving Reality by eeaagoh reviews
Naruto Uzumaki had it all figured out. He had the grades, he had his friends, and he almost had his future set. There was no way his secret would ever be discovered, at least...that's what he hoped. AU Gaara/Naruto yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dark Clouds by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry Potter is placed in the witness protection program for his own safety. As usual, things get complicated. CROSSOVER SLASH Emmett/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,956 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Leader of Men by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, darkfic. Harry leads a ragtag army in a desperate war against the breeding Dementors. And through it all, Draco Malfoy is by his side. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Normality is to Freedom by arianna99 reviews
Harry and his children grow up. It's possible they don't quite fit the frame the wizarding world tends to accept. Epilogue compliant, mentions of canon pairings, mostly slash. H/D, AS/S, James II/ Teddy, George/Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Father by Von reviews
Set in Amitai's TTSS universe. Blunt doesn't like Alex's relationship with James. Alex doesn't like Blunt's attitude. Set vaguely after 'After Hours'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Conversations with a Mad Gryffindor by radical-rebel reviews
Harry wants to converse with Draco. Draco thinks Harry's gone 'round the bend. HPDM. Set after Deathly Hallows, but not compliant with the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secondhand Heroes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Go Wrong by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
Was I destined to go wrong? Was losing my soul, my conscience one of the things that could go wrong, so it had to go wrong? I hope so. I don't like to think of a life where I'm anything but a monster. It's just easier.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Dexter M. - Complete
Albatross Around His Neck by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When an unregistered Animagus commits murder, Harry investigates the agency that trained him, Malfoy's Magical Menagerie. Things would be so much easier if he weren't becoming disillusioned, and if Malfoy was less intelligent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Speedometer by quotidienne reviews
A race against time: because one boy grew up into a man he should never have needed to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Minato N.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Dangers of Writing a Love Letter by radical-rebel reviews
Remus writes Sirius a letter - a letter that he believes will never be seen by anyone except for himself. Only, other people do see it. And suddenly life becomes rather stressful. Three-shot. SBRL. Yes, this is slash; if you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Forbidden by PIIR-Pierrot reviews
Summary: “Kage Bushin no Justsu!” Mizuki, I’ll kill you for hurting Iruka-sensi! No, Naruto-kun, we’ll kill him for hurting Iruka-sensei. There’s a reason the Kage Bushin Justsu is forbidden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5312 - Favs: 9,567 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 448 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thanatophilia by Ayien reviews
He loved the dying, loved the ways they died, boiled down to meat and bone and sinew, reduced to component parts, loved the harsh cacophony of the watch of life winding down before its time.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Believe in Love by Wuff reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, ADGG. Love makes us blind. It makes us close our eyes when we should really look more closely. Love is only for fools. Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Breathing Dust and Desperation by Novocain reviews
This is a love story. .:She says, Are you listening? I would live for you, she says. Are you listening?:. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Ten Reasons Insanity Tastes Better by Novocain reviews
They are all ninja. Ninja do not break and they do not cry and they do not wake up from midday naps gasping for breath. The worst thing about tragedy is having to live with it, and Shikamaru knows this too well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ornithoptera euphorion by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Simon is cleaning his favorite scalpel, his very first scalpel, when he thinks 'I'm in love with the Captain'. Mal/Simon
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Simon, Mal - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Ten Tries to Get It Right by kasiastania reviews
Step 1: Denial... HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We're All Mad Here by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus stays with Sirius over the summer holiday and proves that when everything goes wrong, a lot can go right too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Work After Wartime by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ink by Gender Outlaw reviews
Sai draws on paper. Naruto draws on people. [Dark!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase, Etcetera by tout-a-coup reviews
Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stuck on You by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius is jealous. Harry is oblivious. A prank is played. It has some interesting results and two pranksters discover unexpected things as they struggle with the consequences of their own actions. Fluffy slash. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Seven Years by happen0stance reviews
[Opening his arms, Remus leapt, his smile threatening to tear his face in two. His arms came to wrap around Sirius’ neck, pulling his body closer as their lips met in a chaste kiss. A low whistle was heard from their left, courtesy of James] [SBRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Duty of Konoha by NinjaSquirls reviews
Whole people, sane people, do not become ninja. The ones who try don’t stay whole and sane for very long – if they survive at all. On the village of Konoha, and what must be done to children to make them into shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lead and Follow by cappie reviews
The War in full swing, Harry draws upon his knowledge of ballroom dancing to save him from boredom. When Draco steps in to teach, the two must learn when to lead and when to follow. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crowbar by lunakatrina reviews
The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Way the World Ends by Lady Shadow reviews
I think I'm going to die here. Maybe I shouldn't be concerned...I think, maybe, I've been abandoned. A short, dark treat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Openly Confused by StarRose reviews
unfinished: Summary for ch12: Giddy Malfoy. As Harry waits for Draco to return, a certain letter finally arrives, and just as everything goes right, everything goes horribly wrong. DracoHarry main, SeamusHarry, DeanSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,397 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Darkness in Kage Bunshin by buddyboy122 reviews
Why is Kage Bunshin REALLY forbidden? Sorry, I don't buy the reasoning that it uses too much chakra. There has to be some other reason... Kinda angsty and graphic. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies by Noodleslove reviews
Sequel to Murmur Naruto tries to understand why Sasuke murmurs to draw him in, while figuring out how he feels about Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murmur by Noodleslove reviews
Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Repetition by iMissa reviews
Just because they’re ANBU doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t hurt. [Team Seven]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Drowning Is Like This by shoutgraffiti reviews
If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Jealousy by Elpin reviews
Remus is jealous. Being drunk doesn't help matters. Add a game of I never, and the others learn new things about Mr. Lupin. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mismatched by Monday reviews
Damaged puzzle pieces won't stay together and Team 7 was doomed from beginning. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Perks of Suburbia by green-eyed blonde reviews
Draco's family has just moved into Harry's neighbourhood. How will they clash or unclash this time? Nonmagic, AU, OOC... Very slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
The Fountain of Dreams by nat rulz reviews
A reluctant prince holding a ball. A dying girl. A beaten boy defying the odds to save her. A chance meeting. A desperate race against time. Love has a habit of blooming at the most inopportune moment there is. HPSS slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passing Notes Junior by green-eyed blonde reviews
Sequel to 'Passing Notes! So Harry and Draco have become A Thing. Now what happens?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by opalish reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Coach Trip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Forced to be seat partners, Sasuke and Naruto ride a rollercoaster of emotions... and the teacups. SasuNaruSasu. Mild KakaIru and ShikaCho. Oneshot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memoirs of a Chevron Guy by Silver Damascus reviews
At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Of Orange and Sasuke by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot. Naruto has never been quite honest about his likes and dislikes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HalfLife by B.E.QUEST reviews
Murdoc turns forty, and he thinks it's high time to put everything in his head to rest. A .45 caliber, a small cake, and one puff of smoke later, he decides to live a little longer. Story will become Murdoc x 2D. Mature scenes available in another archive
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,351 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It Always Comes Down to Malfoy by Triola reviews
ONESHOT Draco is in love, Hermione is annoyed and Harry is oblivious. The amusing tale of how Harry finally realises who his secret admirer is. Contains slash of the HPDM variety. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Eleven Canticles of Tradition by empathic siren reviews
OneShot. HPDM. Draco wants a Muggle Christmas, but not just any kindhe wants Harry's Muggle Christmas. Harry tries to fabricate a perfect Christmas, fails miserably, but still finds out what's important about Christmas along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Killing Harry Potter by H.E. Gray reviews
Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Shortage by iety reviews
In which there is not enough. A little Riverpiece. One shot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2005 - River, Mal - Complete
The Stranger by imawalrus reviews
The new boy in town tells good stories, makes good ramen, and is the friendliest person to meet. But something about him makes the people think that he’s hiding something. Chapter two has been added.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
The Act of Murder by Bil reviews
In the end, Harry was no better than his foe. Heroes are only human. HP, SS. Final battle, preHBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
None so Blind by BlackEyedGirl reviews
An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realise that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can't crawl, there's those that will carry you. MalSimon hurt comfort.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Mal, Simon - Complete
With Malice Aforethought by SPSmith reviews
In the five years of his life amongst wizards, Harry had seen malice first hand. The desire to cause another harm, without excuse or justification. Voldemort exemplified malice, his followers practiced it religiously. Now in his sixteenth year, Harry Pott
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,500 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Rightful King by nat rulz reviews
The Gryffindor kingdom always was one for trouble. Assassinations, poverty and secrets. Perhaps the mysterious apparently dead prince can fix that? HPDM. Complete! Now being edited and better than ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Lessons by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi killed his first man when he was five.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Symbiosis by Appuru reviews
Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/29/2005
Of That Most Beautiful Disorder by kimi no vanilla reviews
Hyuuga Neji learns something about fate, about breaking chains, and perhaps just a bit about solving puzzles. NejixKankurou. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Crash and Burn by TheArchives reviews
(Serious fic) SasuNaru. Sasuke returns after three years in Sound, and renews his friendship with Naruto. Realizing that his friend isn't well, he finally finds the words that Naruto needs to hear. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beginnings by AccioJosh reviews
Harry Potter and Zacharias Smith have always had trouble getting along, but when they realize there may be more to them than they thought, it gets even harder. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Harry P.
Empty Seat by Darko28 reviews
He was riding fast, this Donnie Darko. He was smiling, laughing like he knew something that the world didn't.I had a dream that night. A dream unlike any other I had ever had." Gretchen Ross is looking for a sign, October 1st, 1988.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Handful of Hollow by MissMona reviews
FEMMESLASH! A character-driven romance, revolving around an extremely uncommon pairing. Millicent Bulstrode and Hermione Granger star in this slow-moving tale of their sixth year at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Hermione G.
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Twelve Bludger Quidditch by Marz1 reviews
When you're burned out what makes you feel alive again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Manic Monday by philalethia reviews
Yamato and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. One-shot that takes place after ‘Untouched and Alive’. Shounen ai (Daito) abound.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Yamato I./Matt, Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
Closet Fears by Kimagure reviews
In the aftermath of life, Harry's reluctant to reach out to anyone. Harry/Ron. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Walk on Broken Glass by Trunks1 reviews
Sirius Black has half the female population of Hogwarts in love with him, too bad he's head over heels in love with one of his best friends. Too bad he's too chicken to do anything about it. (Remus/Sirius, during their MWPP days)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Untouched and Alive by philalethia reviews
Sometimes all you can do is pray to get out untouched and alive. Contains dark subject matter namely physical abuse and yaoi Daito.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2001 - Published: 4/2/2001 - Yamato I./Matt, Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete