Mike Teavee Obsessive
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Joined 10-23-05, id: 918578
Author has written 3 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Name: Sian Champion

D.O.B: 26.12.88

Age: Figure it out from my D.O.B, moron!

Hobbies: Music, Drama, Writing, surfing t'internet, chatting on MSN, collecting pictures of my baybays (see below)

Obsessions: You ready for this? OK, here we go:Arnold Rimmer, Chris Barrie, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Mike Teavee, Jordan Fry,Dennis Finch,CJ, David Spade, Paul Finch, Eddie Kaye-Thomas, Patrick Maitland, Ben Miles, Radar, Richard Hammond, Walker, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, Craig Charles, Lloyd Mullaney (ya worried yet?), Peter Pevensie, William Mosley, Billie-Joe Armstrong, Will Scarlet, Ralph Raccoon, Bart Simpson, Gromit, Bonejangles, Robot Devil, Rico, Lord Kass, Armin. I think that's all of them.

Fave TV shows: RED DWARF! Just Shoot Me, Friends, Corrie (when I can be bothered), MASH, Coupling, Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, 8 Simple Rules, Second Sight, The Raccoons, The Simpsons, Futurama, Top Gear, Petrolheads (two baybays in one half-hour show? SCORE!), QI. I'll add more when I'm not sleep-deprived.

Fave Films: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! (Seriously, if you don't like that film you either have a personal vendetta with Tim Burton, or you're ill. Very ill.) Harry Potter, Anna and the King, Tomb Raider, Chronicles of Narnia, The Emporer's New Groove, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie: The Wedding, Identity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Neverland, Downfall, Secret Window, Bruce Almighty, Psycho, The Day After Tomorrow, Catch-22, Sahara, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story, Toy Story 2. Again, this list is incomplete, but I WILL finish it.

Fave Books: Harry Potter, Red Dwarf books, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Catch-22, All American Girl, All American Girl: Ready or Not, The Princess Diaries, Boy Meets Girl. I'm SURE there's more...I actually feel sick from exhaustion now.

Fave People: My friends: Helen, Helen, Jenny, Frank, Martin, Dan, Naomi, Liz, Robyn, Sarah, Kim, Tro.
GlenWing: Technically Tom belongs on the above list, but as he's an author on this site too I thought I'd give him a credit. Probably the most accepting of my overly-extortionate baybay list, has helped me a HECK of a lot during my past troubles despite having quite a few major ones of his own, gave me the best Valentine's Day ever just by being there (and putting on Harry Potter!), and...oh yeah, he's a wicked writer! He is currently writing a me/Draco fic which you should SO check out!
Zombie Kitty: Ah, my fellow insomniac and multiple-baybay-owner. There are several reasons why this girl deserves to be my best friend for now and forever, but just for now the top one is...SHE GOT ME A SIGNED PIC OF TOM FELTON! She writes mainly for The Cat of Red Dwarf, but her one-shots are also really cool. She's writing a me/Mike fic (which I didn't even ask her to do!) and she's got my mother spot on! I think there's only one other person reading that, so go read it if you're not that person.
Red Dwarf Addict: Laura! Super-Hyper-Spastic-Crazed-Meglomanic? I think so. You would think that for what she does to poor Rimmer I would hate her guts, but...I don't. She writes it so well! And everything usually comes out OKish at the end, sort of. Never known anyone with quite a thirst for blood as her - I swear she could give Dracula a run for his money. Yes, we have a lot of fun on MSN arguing about who loves Rimmer most (and we invariably agree that we both love him equally as much). So, we've had Draco and Mike, which means Lar must be writing the me/Rimmer fic. That's right, I've got the whole set!
Sunrise Over the Tango Factory: Bex. Bless her. One of the nicest people ever in the history of the world, and on top of that she's a bloody fantastic writer! And she wonders why she has a boyfriend...
I can't really think of anything else to say about her...except GO READ HER FICS! They're smegging amazing!
The Weaving Wheel: My first non-Red Dwarf related internet buddy! She's given me a lot of help with my Mike fics in the past which I want to thank her for, because he's a newbie obsession, really, and I don't know him as well as I could. Anyway, thanks a ton!

Things I like: My baybays. Shopping (preferably forstuff involving my baybays). Staying up all night when I know I can piss away the next day. My Father.

Things I Dislike: Anyone who is anti-any of my baybays (Helen Simpson, I'm looking in your direction. If you don't start to at least accept Mike soon, I'm afraid you will have to suffer the consequences.). Bananas. Spiders. Staying up all night when I know I have a mountain of homework to do the next day. My Mother.


Do you really expect me to come up with all my favourite quotes when I'm this tired?
I'll give you a few, but then I'm off to bed:

Rimmer: Life's a bitch, now smeg off, I'm busy.

Rimmer: The world loves a bastard!

Rimmer: Only the good die young.

Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Draco: You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken!

Draco: Have it your way, then!

Mike: Die, die, die!

Mike: I don't know - I hate chocolate.

Mike: Dad - he said "enjoy".

Patrick: There is NO connection between my dick and my brain!

OK, my eyes have officially given up. Nighty night! (she says at 10:30am)

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Back To School by Zombie Kitty reviews
A love story for Mike and Sian [my friend] sorry this summary is rubbish, but if you want to check it out, you can, if you don't, don't. [FINAL CHAPTER UP!]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Mike Teavee by manufactured chaos reviews
More about Mike than Wonka, but still. Wonka sees Mike on TV. Heh. No pun intended. I suppose you might like Mike a lot, but I made him a brat. Actually, I suppose it's more rambling than about anybody in particular. Maybe you'll like it. Reviews are love
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
The Worst Start In Life by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Everyone has to start somewhere and Dave Lister’s start was a cardboard box under a pool table in a pub. Not the most glamorous entry into the world ever…but things can only get better…can’t they?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lister, D.
Terror at the Wonka factory by Crazy8ball reviews
Just a little horror story version of Charlie and the chocolate factory. Wanted to post in the movies but no category so it's posted here...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2006
A Selfish Snob by heartbroken.poet reviews
This is an acrostic poem i wrote for my English class this year. it came from my own head so please don't steal it. thank you. and review, review, review!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Eywont by Elendraug reviews
If London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. [ Gen, AUish. Mike and Charlie. ]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Factory of terror by zammap reviews
The five children enter the factory and find that it's not a very pleasent place. One by one they all die, and it's no accident. Soon Charile is left alone in the factory trying to stay alive and find his grandfather, if he is still alive.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/19/2005
Know Your Stars by Karra Venus Leo reviews
Remember the Know Your Stars skit on All That? Well here's the same thing, except with the CATCF stars. R and R! NO FLAMES!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition by Zombie Kitty reviews
Something thought up in the very early hours when sleep would not come to me. A Red Dwarf fic but in this category because of cameos from many sketches. ...ZK Points to Monty Python title as example...
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Sunshine by Amphitrite II reviews
A vacationing Charlie shacks up with Mike in his house in Colorado. Mike doesn't want to attend the school dance. Mike has a crush. Mike hates girls. A short, fluffy piece. :::Mike/Charlie slash:::
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Mike Teavee by x.Sess.x.Satan.x reviews
Title sums it up, really. Random little ficlet. [2005movie]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by Phoenix Bradley reviews
What happened to the four brats once they grew up? Four short stories of Willy Wonka's second meeting with each of them.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
CatCF in 15 minutes by KnuxZimRyoko15 reviews
In response to some people: Yeah, no DUH I'm not Cleolinda, I wish i was. This is a tribute to her.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Eyes On the Prize by NeonxTears reviews
A very short oneshot MikeViolet fic. The prize has changed...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Exchange by Elendraug reviews
But you'll never know his thoughts. [ Slash. Older Mike and Charlie. Kinda AU.]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Deadly Sins by LejindaryBunny reviews
A trip to Wonka's factory hasn't burned the anger out of Mike Teavee, and as he grows, his bitterness grows with him. Will he ever recover from the wounds of childhood? probably oneshot
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Again by Brooklyn Mcfly reviews
7 years after the Golden Tickets, the four brats revisit the factory for work, stating they have changed there ways. Have they really made a turn for the better? Or are they not to be trusted? M.TeaveexOC and implied VSaltxWWonka. CH 2 UP!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
A New Light by Amphitrite II reviews
Mike is uncertain and Charlie is shy. But hope will put these boys back on their feet. :::Charlie/Mike slash:::
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Charlie Bucket, Mike Teevee - Complete
Hold My Hand by Mark of CTown reviews
Just a really short story about something interesting happening in the glass elevator during the movie...WARNING! Slash MikeCharlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Charlie Bucket, Mike Teevee - Complete
Translucency by Elendraug reviews
Only light gets through. [ Gen. Mike Teavee. ]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/20/2005
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Collaboration reviews
When Wonka brings the tour to an abrupt end, Charlie, Augustus, Veruca, Violet and Mike must learn the true value of teamwork to save themselves from the terrors of the factory, and from each other. [2005Movie]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2006
Mike Wins reviews
Mike refuses to be transported. Charlie is booted off. Mike wins! But is it really what anyone wanted?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005
This wasn't a Video Game reviews
Mike is a pilot in a war aircraft. In a split second he has to make a decision that could make or break the futures of hundreds. Little does he know what a huge effect it will have on himself. [2005movie]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006