Author has written 3 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Name: Sian Champion
Age: Figure it out from my D.O.B, moron!
Hobbies: Music, Drama, Writing, surfing t'internet, chatting on MSN, collecting pictures of my baybays (see below)
Obsessions: You ready for this? OK, here we go:Arnold Rimmer, Chris Barrie, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Mike Teavee, Jordan Fry,Dennis Finch,CJ, David Spade, Paul Finch, Eddie Kaye-Thomas, Patrick Maitland, Ben Miles, Radar, Richard Hammond, Walker, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, Craig Charles, Lloyd Mullaney (ya worried yet?), Peter Pevensie, William Mosley, Billie-Joe Armstrong, Will Scarlet, Ralph Raccoon, Bart Simpson, Gromit, Bonejangles, Robot Devil, Rico, Lord Kass, Armin. I think that's all of them.
Fave TV shows: RED DWARF! Just Shoot Me, Friends, Corrie (when I can be bothered), MASH, Coupling, Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, 8 Simple Rules, Second Sight, The Raccoons, The Simpsons, Futurama, Top Gear, Petrolheads (two baybays in one half-hour show? SCORE!), QI. I'll add more when I'm not sleep-deprived.
Fave Films: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! (Seriously, if you don't like that film you either have a personal vendetta with Tim Burton, or you're ill. Very ill.) Harry Potter, Anna and the King, Tomb Raider, Chronicles of Narnia, The Emporer's New Groove, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie: The Wedding, Identity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Neverland, Downfall, Secret Window, Bruce Almighty, Psycho, The Day After Tomorrow, Catch-22, Sahara, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story, Toy Story 2. Again, this list is incomplete, but I WILL finish it.
Fave Books: Harry Potter, Red Dwarf books, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Catch-22, All American Girl, All American Girl: Ready or Not, The Princess Diaries, Boy Meets Girl. I'm SURE there's more...I actually feel sick from exhaustion now.
Fave People: My friends: Helen, Helen, Jenny, Frank, Martin, Dan, Naomi, Liz, Robyn, Sarah, Kim, Tro.
Things I like: My baybays. Shopping (preferably forstuff involving my baybays). Staying up all night when I know I can piss away the next day. My Father.
Things I Dislike: Anyone who is anti-any of my baybays (Helen Simpson, I'm looking in your direction. If you don't start to at least accept Mike soon, I'm afraid you will have to suffer the consequences.). Bananas. Spiders. Staying up all night when I know I have a mountain of homework to do the next day. My Mother.
Do you really expect me to come up with all my favourite quotes when I'm this tired?
Rimmer: Life's a bitch, now smeg off, I'm busy.
Rimmer: The world loves a bastard!
Rimmer: Only the good die young.
Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read.
Draco: You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken!
Draco: Have it your way, then!
Mike: Die, die, die!
Mike: I don't know - I hate chocolate.
Mike: Dad - he said "enjoy".
Patrick: There is NO connection between my dick and my brain!
OK, my eyes have officially given up. Nighty night! (she says at 10:30am)
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