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Joined 07-11-01, id: 91893, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Crescent Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

I don't really write anymore.

Not anything that anyone else would see anyways.

Enjoy the cracktastic crack that is here now.

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Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Half Life by Krillia reviews
While battling Nobodies on the way to the World That Never was, Axel contemplates Sora, Roxas and the destiny of a Nobody, when faced when the prospect of being somebody. And eating babies. Spoilers for nearly all of KH2. oneside AxelxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Take Two by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC] When things go wrong at Beast's Castle...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sora, Axel - Complete
My Likkle Memories by YoungSasuke reviews
Sasuke and Itachi spend some 'quality' time together. But it seems Itachi has a pet... EGG... dresses in spandex, and... What's this? A GIANT QUILT MONSTER? OMFG! Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004
Sublunary by Cerise Tennyo reviews
[AU] Does hope really shine brightest in the darkest hour? With Mahiru lost in a waking nightmare, the Lunar Race faces that question.[Updated through Ch. 10]
Crescent Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,990 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Progressive Insanities of Bakura by darkshadow-23 reviews
A Bakura's Journal story! See Bakura slowly getting more and more insane! Chapter 19, Entry 18. After Bakura marries a wall he wants a divorce! WHY? THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER! sobs Marik the karaoke king will save us!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,000 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Yami Bakura
Bleeding Tears by Chibi Tomb Robbress reviews
[MichaelOC] When she was four, her mother killed herself. when she was six, her father killed himself. Adopted by her friend's mom, Shiryou never thought life could get any worse. But that doesn't mean it'll get any better, either. [chapter eleven up]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Michael
Talatubbies by Ladii Starr reviews
“DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUT COMMERCIALS IN HERE?” Brabra screamed furiously, popping out of the screen. “I mean really. As if kids are really going to buy Magic Makeup.” uh...new chapter up XD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Summer Lovin by Pork Steak the Grande reviews
Bakura just moved to the country side. He hates it, Until he meets a sweet boy named Ryou who steals his heart away. BxR Shounenai. [Complete.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,316 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Reborn by starah reviews
AU ficlet: The straw-hat fleet has been sent to Earth. They don't remember anything. So what happens when they start to?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,789 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 5/21/2002
Eyeliner and Mascara by BOE-4eva reviews
Woo Hoooooo! ! Go Olli! OLIVER, OLIVER! Yet another Oliver fic. Oliver is blackmailed and is forced to crossdress for a whole day by Johnny and Robert. He runs into Enrique...... Oooo guess what happens? COMPLETE! R&R
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,656 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Unsung Verse by Cerise Tennyo reviews
Crescent Moon Night watch gives Nozomu plenty of time to ponder the difference between song, history, and reality...and Mahiru. Set midway during the first manga. NozomuMahiru
Crescent Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
All School by Link and Luigi reviews
Middle School, AU! All School, my dream! The merging of elementary school, to middle school and then to high school where all the kids connect and hang out together as one big mass of adolescents! It was always my dream to go the high school! COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,093 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Complete
The MisAdventures of Captain Kuro! by Baka Kitsune reviews
Kuro's life is having a strange turn of events..What does Jango have to do with all this? What is in store for everyone's favourite jerk/Kitty-Wannabe?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Severus Snape and the Revenge of the Fruitcake by Baka Kitsune reviews
YES! FINALLY!! A sequel to the sequel in the series! The fruitcake gets it's revenge...RUN! ^^;; Anyways, it's a little shorter than the last, but that will be made up in...THE 4TH ONE! (Yes! You heard me! Read and find out more!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2001
Severus Snape and the Return of the Fruitcake by Baka Kitsune reviews
Yay! A sequel to "Severus Snape and the Fruitcake That Lost It's Way"! Hope everyone likes it as much as the first one ^^;;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2001
Severus Snape and the Fruitcake that Lost It's Way by Baka Kitsune reviews
Snape finds a fruitcake that causes quite the mishap at Hogwarts..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2001
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Buttsmecks with Nozomu reviews
Nothing to do with Buttsmecks. Seriously. Nozomu has a weird dream after watching Phantom of the Opera with Mahiru. Thus, he retells his story to a Misoka who just doesn't care.
Crescent Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Bad Dream reviews
[one shot] Perhaps it was just a very messed up dream induced by the extreme amounts of anime he had been exposed to recently… or maybe he was just slowly going insane.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Bastion M./Misawa D. - Complete
Zabuzasensei reviews
A strangeslightlymaybekinda AU—Zabuza is called into Konoha to become a ninjaintraining teacher. Can he survive a week with Haku’s help? Or is he helping...? Is he helping a certain blond to plot against Zabuza? Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Zabuza M., Haku
Atemu and Bakura's Drunken Adventures reviews
Pharaoh Atemu feels bored, and is informed by Mahaado and Mana that Bakura is drunkenly singing outside! Atemu goes to see what's so bad about this. Poor Atemu, what have you gotten yourself into?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Atem, Thief Bakura
Sasuke's Snow Problem reviews
complete Uchiha Sasuke has a fear a fear of snow, spawned from an incident involving a bucket, a room full of sheep, Itachi and his father. Now, Sasuke and co. Or at least Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto must find a way to stop the wretched weather!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji and the Grapes reviews
Oh dear, what is Neji doing? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Neji H. - Complete
Kakashi and the Packing Tape reviews
[Complete!] Tsunade has taken Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise and left him with a roll of packing tape! Whats our poor bored Kakashi going to do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Photographic Memory reviews
[HinaKiba fluff thing. MY TAKE on after chapter 172. NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.] Hinata looks at photographs and remembers how things used to be 6 years ago... Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Devil's Shape reviews
[Oneshot] Sakura likes Sasuke Naruto likes Sakura, but does Sasuke like Sakura? Jiraiya’s reflections the love triangle that seems to go through the ages...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Jiraiya - Complete
Evil Manical Laughter reviews
Ever wonder where Orochimaru learned to laugh so very evilly? Oneshot, and a very weird one at that...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Orochimaru - Complete
Constant and yet Changing reviews
JirTsu... supposedly Chibi Jiraiya. Jiraiya gets this idea he doesn't deserve to be a shinobi Orochimaru and Tsunade prove him wrong. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Throwing Sanity into the Wind reviews
When Sakura wakes up one morning to go to the usual pratice, but its anotsousual day... Tis finished!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete