Helen Faulkner
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Joined 10-24-05, id: 919168, Profile Updated: 06-28-09
Author has written 13 stories for Captain Planet, CSI, Robin Hood BBC, and M*A*S*H.

Hi there,

Thought it was about time I introduced myself properly.

I am 25 years old (as of writting this) and I work as an analytical chemists assistant for RPS Mountainheath in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire, UK.

I love Captain Planet, CSI Vegas, Robin Hood (BBC) and Mash - these are the ones that tend to inspire fics.

My work tends to focus on a major character having an injury or disease, I suppose I write this way because I have a desire to cure them, or have other characters cure them. I am sure there is a medical term for this, was trying to find it earlier pseudo-somethingorother. Anyway whatever it is I have it in litary form.

I also tend to run the same plot line for different shows because I like to see how different characters would react e.g. a fairly calm, upbeat character like Greg handles having cancer and the treatment fairly well, even if he does need a little help to take care of himself (Battle for Life); whereas someone like Hawkeye (assuming it wasn't usually fatal as it was in the 1950's) might make jokes and make the best of the time he has left or Robin who would have no understanding of what was happening, so basic was medieval medicine.

I am not a psycology or medical student, I just like researching and writting that sort of material.

My first attempt at a fanfic (pregant pause) was written with one of my dearest friends Kristine, so we share the glory from reviews. Check out her other fics at meatball surgeons or KreativeKristine.

I am always open to suggestions or critisms of my work, before getting into fanfiction writting my spelling and grammer was atrocious because, I would argue, I was never taught it properly at school. Now you guys might still think these things are under par but believe me what you see these days is a major improvement. I realise I could use beta readers but I haven't quite figured that feature out yet.

So you can see what I have already published, what is in the pipeline? Well I have had a lot of idea for CSI fics recently (I dream in technicolour and if I can remember the plot long enough I write the story out) and there are about 3 or 4 Robin Hood fics begging to be written. I have 2 or 3 Mash Fics half finished so they should appear soon and 1 or 2 unfinished Captain Planet fics. Looks like I am going to be a busy little writer!

Work does get in the way of writing so I can't promise when the next fic will appear so all I can say is save me as a fave or keep checking back from time to time.

Oh and don't forget to review ;)

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The Silver Bird by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
Someone or something has trapped the senior staff in a film noir program, cast as mobsters, detectives, and femme fatales, all driven to plot, rob, and shoot one another, to get their hands on a priceless statuette. Back in the 24th Century, the Doc works with Vorik, Wildman, and other lower-decks crewmen to figure out what's going on and save the senior staff.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seska, Seven of Nine - Complete
Curious Place, Curiouser People by scathach124 reviews
Sybil is faced with an inescapable marriage with a despicable man. But when she finds herself traveling down a rabbit hole and into a bizarre world, she decides to set off on a journey where she'll meet strange and charismatic beings - and encounter danger at every turn. Alice in Wonderland-style AU.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sybil C., T. Branson - Complete
memory by krissystvs reviews
After Luke loses his memory thanks to an alien interference, he begins to crack under the realisation of what he does. How can his friends help him. chapter 14 now up. I'M BACK!
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Luke S., Sarah Jane S.
under the radar by danita3 reviews
why wouldn't Greg's mother just leave him alone ? i know , bad summary , just give it a shot :P , might be a possible slash , donno yet but i just love greg and nick as a couple !
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Greg S., Nick S.
The Ultimate Experiment by Frankie Alton reviews
After a mission takes an unexpected turn, Linka awakens to find herself in the middle of twisted plot that could destroy the Planeteers as well as threaten the entire world.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,620 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Linka, Wheeler
No time left by Matt143 reviews
Is someone targeting Greg? If so then who would want to hurt are favorite lab rat Greg still works at lab This is my first Fanfic so be gentle sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Greg S., Nick S.
Out of my Mind by mudget reviews
Two Planeteers wake one morning to find not everything is as it seems. In order for the Planeteers to function adequately they must trace the source to reverse the effects, but not before having a little fun first.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Wheeler, Linka
Part of a Whole by mudget reviews
Ma-Ti and Suchi; always there for each other.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Tourniquet by yassandra reviews
Wheeler has been keeping a secret from the other Planeteers for a long time. How will the others react when they find out - and more importantly how will he react to them knowing the truth? ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Captain Planet - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Wheeler
Comparisons by LouiseX reviews
Inexperienced in the ways of love, Linka can't help wondering if she's made the right decision.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Linka, Wheeler - Complete
First Touch by GrandMoffAmbrius reviews
Greg reflects on the explosion that drastical changed his life. Feeling scarred and deformed, he belives Nick will never see him as beauty again. Yet Nick shows him that his fears are of no concern.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
You can't escape from what you are by Thunderman88 reviews
Years before, the Planeteers went their separate ways. Now, they are redrawn together to save the world once more. Follow USN Captain Wheeler as he rediscovers what does it mean to be a Planeteet... and how he feels about a certain Russian! Please review!
Captain Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Wheeler
Save Me by Drama-Duchess reviews
Greg is kidnapped and brutally beaten by his captors. He must do all he can to survive as he awaits rescue. Please read! One-Shot fic.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
In Your Dreams by Becks7 reviews
The Planeteers are camping out on a mission. Linka discovers that Wheeler talks in his sleep. What else does she discover?
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Linka, Wheeler - Complete
Never Too Late by Damienne reviews
Years ago, Greg recieved some bad news. Now he's living with a harsh reality. But what happens when he no longer wants to be alone? Multi-chapter, adult concepts. Complete.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,500 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Tension by Sarcasm and Cheese reviews
"Why didn't you come visit me at the hospital? Greg thought to himself again. But the words would not form. His voice would not come. He couldn't bring himself to ask." Please R&R! Greg/Nick FRIENDSHIP:
CSI - Rated: T - Spanish - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Pieces by lightning in my tea reviews
Pieces of a heart can be put back together.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
More Than He Bargained For by doctorsheriff reviews
When Nick goes to the the coffee shop he met someone he hadn't seen in over a year. They have some unfinished business. Just a fluffy oneshot I thought up one evening. Possibly not my best work.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Fools rush in by Alestrel reviews
Sheer silliness. I have no idea where this came from - but I can imagine it happening...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Sunset by EclecticRegard reviews
After a hard day of work, Nick takes Greg on a promised date.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Revenge is best served in pain by HumanGuineapig reviews
Greg is kidnapped from a seminar by a guy who wants revenge with the CSI's. Greg is in serious trouble. Can they find him in time? Sorry had to change to a T to be safe, may be some serious injury ;
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Greg S.
After the incident by LionsHeart88 reviews
Post-ep for Meet Jekyll. What happens after the scene in the restaurant.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Inflight Entertainment by jimjamrn reviews
Wheeler finds a way to help pass the time on a long boring flight home, but will the others like it...
Captain Planet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
To Feel In The Night The Nearness Of You by OzQueene reviews
Wheeler and Linka are left alone to watch a movie.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Wheeler, Linka - Complete
Unbelievable by Seshat3 reviews
Some things just beggar belief.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Teenage DaysCSI Style by LabRatzRule reviews
Basically as the title says, our favourite CSIs in High School. Chapter 8 is up people!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sara S., Greg S.
Irish Hair by CSIvHP11 reviews
my St Paddys day fic, with, GREG! imagine that, more Greg, please read
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Greg S. - Complete
Despair of His Own by Appreciates Fine Labrats reviews
When Greg Sanders is kidnapped by a calculating criminal with nothing left to lose, the team must find him and bring him back before it's too late. Set after Who Shot Sherlock?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
Dead Man's Party: The Wendigo by WitchGirl reviews
CSI is waiting for an invitation to arrive... An anthology of one-shot horror pieces. Halloween special. THE WENDGIO: Greg learns the true meaning of hunger when he gets lost on his way to a crime scene...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Greg S., Nick S.
The Italian Job by detente reviews
Can Wheeler and Linka deal with another man competing for her affections without jeopardising their mission?
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Animal Bar by CSIGeekFan reviews
What happens when Nick and Greg decide to stop off an have a couple of drinks? Please R&R. I'm hoping someone out there likes it, or finds it at least slightly amusing.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Penguins Stealing My Sanity reviews
Hawkeye, after being seriously wounded, has a mental breakdown, leaving it up to BJ and Sidney Freedman to patch him back up. NO slash, but plenty of angst. A little dark and grim, with some slightly bloody descriptions and talk of suicide.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Shade by BoredorBoard reviews
AU. Greg has been murdered. His ghost has stayed behind waiting for the for the afterlife council to decide his fait. While waiting he helps the CSI find out who murdered him. Light slash. GregNick
CSI - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Greg S., Nick S.
Hiccup by Wishful Thinker8 reviews
Greg has the hiccups. NickGreg pairing
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Painful Journeys by Goody reviews
What should have been a normal day for Nick and Greg turns into a painful journey involving friendship, understanding, and violence when past enemies return looking to finish what they started. Complete
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,864 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Thoughtless Consequences by Goody reviews
One shot You infected me with mildew? The unseen repercussions of Grissom's experiment on Greg in Seller Beware
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Rush Hour by kruemelchen reviews
Things usually donĀ“t go as planned - especially if your name is Greg Sanders
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Returned by jenben reviews
An OC enemy takes revenge on Gil and Greg. Bit of violence. Bit of angst. Bit of REPOST.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Gil G., Greg S. - Complete
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J is for reviews
Linka is bored but thankfully a game is found that keeps her amused, at least for a while.
Captain Planet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Wheeler, Linka - Complete
HAIR!
A domestric drabble with our favourite couple and a slightly odd song.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Of Cartoons and Ringtones reviews
Someone is having fun on nightshift and causing some red faces but who?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Living in the moment reviews
Linka surprises Wheeler with her behaviour but it's not something he is about to fight off. A moment of madness perhaps? Warning: Sex is implied throughout.
Captain Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Linka, Wheeler - Complete
Sometimes You've Just Got To Timewarp reviews
Greg is going to a show and he wants Nick to join him, in costume if possible.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Hawkeye Takes Five reviews
Hawkeye gets sick and is sent to bed. His fevered mind runs away and he imagines something which is totally impossible. MPreg sort of
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Not All Battles Are Fought On The Battlefield reviews
Hawkeyes life is just starting to fall into place, he is in love and is loved in return but then he becomes ill and knows that he faces one of the toughest battles there is. Please be aware of explicit scenes and severe illness/symptoms of illness.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hawkeye P.
The Impossible Just Happened reviews
Shot while in the field Greg has to face the consequences but strangely he doesn't seem that bothered about it. M/Preg Not slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Greg S. - Complete
Bad Humours Can Really Ruin You're Day reviews
Somethings wrong with Robin the others have to help him but can they do it in time. Minor injury, some blood mentioned but no real details.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Robin Hood - Complete
A Noble Sacrifice reviews
The Sheriff has a plan to rid Nottingham of Robin and his men forever. But will he get away with it. Scenes of torture and suffering in this one, please be aware.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Robin Hood - Complete
Lab Guys reviews
The lab technicians are not only science nerds they can sing and dance as well.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Greg S.
Battle for Life reviews
Greg faces his biggest challenge yet, the battle for life. Read how he and his friends cope with his difficult news.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Pregnant Pause reviews
The ecovillains have a new plan to disable the heroes for Earth but this doesn't involve pollution!
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,224 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete