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Hi there! People might wonder why I chose the name 'Paine the Wicked'. Blame vampireprincessz, she's the one who nicknamed me Paine when I was in high school and also blame P.M. because she added 'the Wicked' to it. So my name is a combination of my fav character from FFX-2 and the nickname of my fav charater from SO3.
Okay, most people in the Star Ocean section (the Alnel shippers) already know me as Sorceress Myst and I have a few good Alnel fics under that profile. I have decided to pull off what Exsinion had done and made a new account to post Alnel lemons.
Under my favorites, I'm trying to collect all the AlbelNel fics in the section. Minus 'Friendly Competition' by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS (because that's a CliffMirage) and my fics, I estimate 120 fics so far! With my fics added to it, the total is 125 (not an accurate count because it appears some other fics have been deleted too).
And now for your extra reading pleasure, I bring you yet another crazy story that could never be accepted as a fic on this site without being deleted.
FANgirls Gone Wild: 2nd Edition
A Sorceress Myst and Lor production
As usual we don't own this awesome game, but if my world domination plans succeed, I'll let Lor have control of all the game companies so she can make more Alnel games!
lorelaikline: Scene: The gang is at a bar, trying to rouse Cliff from his drunken stupor. In fact all the men folk have had a bit to drink, even Roger.
dragonmyst2003: Nel: (comes in and prods Albel with her boot) Yup they're wasted
lorelaikline: (Albel looks up at her.) I can shee yur panties... maggot...
dragonmyst2003: Nel: (sighs) No Albel, you're the maggot. (kicks him)
lorelaikline: Albel: NO! YOO AHR!
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: Cliff (pokes at him) Cliff get up!
lorelaikline: Cliff: Pipe down ya lovebirds... I'm fermenting here!
lorelaikline: Fayt: Aw, Shaddap!
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: (to the girls) careful Cliff's a violent drunk
lorelaikline: Cliff: I ahm nut... I'm ash gentle as a butterfly...
lorelaikline: Cliff: Here... Ah'll prove it... Gimme a hug Nel...
lorelaikline: Albel: NO!
dragonmyst2003: Nel: Mirage? Can I hurt both of them?
lorelaikline: Albel: (Grabbing onto Nel around the waist) She's MINE! Get yer own!
dragonmyst2003: Sophia: (To Maria) This place reeks, lets get Fayt and get out of here
lorelaikline: Maria: Uh, Sophia...
dragonmyst2003: Sophia: Hmm?
lorelaikline: Roger: WOW PEPPITTA, suddenly, yur HAWT! (clings to her)
dragonmyst2003: Peppita: EWWW! Get off of me!
lorelaikline: Maria: Sophia... I think Fayt may have had a bit to drink too.
lorelaikline: Fayt: HEY PURDY LADIES! GIMME A HUG!
dragonmyst2003: Nel: (Pries Albel off of her and then slaps him) Keep your hands to yourself!
lorelaikline: Albel: But ah lurve yoooooo
lorelaikline: Cliff: (To Mirage) Can ah hug yoosh then?
dragonmyst2003: Sophia: (backs away from Fayt) Umm
lorelaikline: Albel: (sobbing in the corner) Sambudy marry my dawder... I want grandkids!
dragonmyst2003: Adray: (storms in) Who's trying to get their daughter married off? That's my job for Clair!
dragonmyst2003: Nel: Daughter?
lorelaikline: Albel: That was mah impreshun
lorelaikline: Albel: (pointing at Adray and laughing) Yur a fuwl!
lorelaikline: Nel: (secretly sighs with relief)
lorelaikline: (Albel sees his opportunity and lunges at Nel again, knocking her to the ground and capturing her lips with his)
lorelaikline: Cliff: Wooo, you go Albel... (looks at Mirage) wanna do that?
dragonmyst2003: Maria: (a little tipsy) Aw, Nel was worried Albel got some without her...
dragonmyst2003: Sophia: Maria, you too?
lorelaikline: (Nel shoots Maria an evil glare as she pushes Albel off of herself. She downs a shot and pokes her finger into Maria's chest) Least I don't have to run away from Lieber!
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: (pinching Cliff's wandering hands) Touch me and you'll lose something very dear to you
lorelaikline: Cliff: My hand slipped...
dragonmyst2003: Maria: Calm down Nel and have a drink! (Shoves a mug into Nel's hand)
lorelaikline: Nel: What the hell... (downs that too)
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: Maria! You know you are forbidden to drink cider!
dragonmyst2003: Nel: (shakes head) Wow this stuff is strong...suddenly Nox looks attractive
lorelaikline: Clair: (Obviously VERY drunk) DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OFF MAH SHIRT!
dragonmyst2003: Fayt: (puts his arm around Maria) YEAH! TAKE IT OFF!
lorelaikline: Mirage: (to Nel, knowingly) As if you weren't already aware of that
dragonmyst2003: Nel: What was that?
lorelaikline: Mirage: (Simply smiles)
lorelaikline: Cliff: (To Nel) Are yoo jusht gonna sit there ahnd let her shay that to yoo?
lorelaikline: Adray: CLAIR! GOOD APRIS! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
lorelaikline: Clair: (taunting her father) WHY? Thish ish haw yoo get a hursband!
lorelaikline: Maria: (To Fayt) You look good...
dragonmyst2003: Albel: (passes out on top of Nel)
lorelaikline: Nel: Damn it, Nox! Get off of me!
lorelaikline: Albel: (Nuzzles up to her chest and smiles) Comfy pillows...
dragonmyst2003: Nel: (can't get him off because he's heavy and she's tipsy)
dragonmyst2003: Cliff: Get a room!
lorelaikline: Nel: (Blushing furiously) little help!
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: Sure Nel...as soon as you admit that you love him.
lorelaikline: (Cliff marches over to them, picks them both up, marches up the stairs, deposits them in a room in the exact same position, closes the door, and returns to Mirage's side)
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: (pets Cliff like a dog) Good boy
lorelaikline: Sophia: (seeing a glass full of clear liquid and assuming it's water) Oh, thank goodness, I'm parched. (Downs the drink that is not water at all)
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: Oh no...
lorelaikline: Maria: This isn't good
lorelaikline: Adray: TAKE COVER!
dragonmyst2003: Fayt: (trying to get Maria's shirt off) What ishn't?
dragonmyst2003: Maria: (slaps Fayt)
lorelaikline: (Sophia hiccups, her face becoming contorted with unbridles rage)
lorelaikline: Mirage: Angry drunk...
dragonmyst2003: Adray: RUN AWAY!
lorelaikline: (Mirage quickly tips a table on it's side and hides behind it with Adray, Cliff, and Maria)
lorelaikline: (Sophia starts screaming at the top of her lungs and throwing glass bottles)
lorelaikline: CHOCOLATE CAKE! I'M NOT FAT!
dragonmyst2003: (one of the bottles hits Fayt)
lorelaikline: Fayt: Pardon me, Sir.
dragonmyst2003: Peppita: (uses Roger as a shield) Sophia is scaring me!
lorelaikline: (Nel appears at the top of the stairs, dragging Albel, who is hanging onto her around the waist and not letting go) VERY FUNNY CLIFF!
lorelaikline: Mirage: Run Nel, RUN!
lorelaikline: Nel: I would, but NOX IS HANGING ON ME!
dragonmyst2003: Albel: (sees Sophia and becomes sober) Come on Zelpher (drags her back into the room)
lorelaikline: (Everyone blinks a few times)
lorelaikline: Sophia: I'M NOT UGLY! I'M NOT FAT!
lorelaikline: (Throws bottles and chairs at the stairs)
dragonmyst2003: Mirage: No one said that you are. Calm down!
dragonmyst2003: Fayt: Nah, she’sh pretty fat...
lorelaikline: Sophia: (Grabs Fayt and flings him at the shield protecting them) DIE!
dragonmyst2003: Cliff: (becomes sober) Damn! We're gonna get killed if we don't think of something!
dragonmyst2003: Peppita: Wait, I got an idea! (flips Roger over so his butt is facing Sophia) Don't make me use this Sophia!
lorelaikline: Sophia: (pauses)
lorelaikline: (Everone holds their breath in anticipation)
lorelaikline: (Sophia blinks)
lorelaikline: (She takes a deep breath)
lorelaikline: (She sneezes)
lorelaikline: Fayt: Blesh yoo
lorelaikline: (Sophia starts bawling and wailing)
dragonmyst2003: Roger: (To Peppita) I can shee your booty
lorelaikline: Albel (from upstairs): Keep it down, she's trying to sleep!
lorelaikline: Maria: Awwww... that ish sho shweet
Well that's an odd place to end it, but what can ya do? Maybe we'll create an end for it and the first edition once we build up a good sugar high. If you haven't read the first edition and want to read it (God bless your sanity), you can find it on Lorelai Kline's profile.