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"An Associate Justice of the Supreme Court was sitting by a river when a Traveler approached and said: 'I wish to cross. Will it be lawful to use this boat?'

'It will,' was the reply. 'It is my boat.' The Traveler thanked him, and pushing the boat into the water embarked and rowed away. But the boat sank and he was drowned.

'Heartless man!' said an Indignant Spectator. 'Why did you not tell him that your boat had a hole in it?'

'The matter of the boat's condition,' said the great jurist, 'was not brought before me.'"

-Ambrose Bierce

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The inquisition by cornwallace reviews
Don't read this. For any reason. Ever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sonic
And What Alice Found There by Damien Kellis reviews
When Minerva Margatroid was offered a chance to go to a remote village in Japan to save humans from monsters, she probably should have reconsidered.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,078 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alice M., OC, Yukari Y.
The Wayward Winds of Time by Bardic Jester reviews
ONE SHOT Life, no matter how much one prepares, always involves tragedy and the unknown. In the face of such uncertainty, the riders of the wind challenge the normal flow, and in the wayward winds of time, challenge the world to find love. NausicaaxAsbel
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Revelations by cornwallace reviews
The end is coming, folks. With GOD as my witness, I'll make a believer out of every single last one of you...
Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Memory 12:36 by Beatrice Lily reviews
Shadow has always had memory problems.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Shadow - Complete
HeartShaped Box by King Hadbar reviews
You cannot add to what is already perfect.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
My field of paper flowers by Wingless Rain reviews
This one has Shadow in it, and he plays his part better than ever before.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
The Saints of Virtue by Wingless Rain reviews
How can you kill a man who fires pure diamond shards from a shotgun crafted from solid gold? How can you ignore this epic story of love and hate, not to mention racial segregation?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006
Aftermath reviews
Oneshot.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Guido A. - Complete
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