I don't own anything apart from any original characters I create

My philosophy is you do the fuck you want as long as it doesn't harm anyone else and you don't force it on other people, so you will find I will take the piss out of religion mainly Christianity cos that's the one that was rammed down my throat at school however if it fits a character I will do research on that religion.

I live in the town of London which is just on the outskirts of Mars' Capital City wibble

My real name is Wibble von wibbleton the 59th God of Wibble and Bacon. you can call me Wibble and I have a cat that likes cheese burgers and the souls of the damned. it is called Murp.

I am British so I will mostly use the terminology that I grew up with, however if a character is American I will try to use the terminology that fits, so harry potter will be using aluminium where as tony stark will use aluminum and so on so forth even though aluminium is the correct spelling and pronunciation even my spell check says its minium not minum.

Note to reviewers: Please leave constructive criticism so I can write gooder, ;p

However if you do leave a hate filled comment please use an account, so I can give your review the appropriate reply.

Note to authors: read trough your chapter before you post it, make sure there aren't any mistakes that slipped through the cracks. ALSO make sure it's done properly cos I've seen a couple of stories where It can't be read because its code. ALSO if English is your second language and your writing a story in English I would recommend getting someone who knows English Either a native speaker or someone who has known English for most of their life to make sure its understandable.