Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Minecraft, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I love Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, The Last Kids on Earth, Calvin and Hobbes, Redwall, and N.E.R.D.S
YouTube Account: Gameknight17
Name with eyes closed: gameknifn17
Name with elbow: ghsam,erk,nmkighhjgt HUH?!
Cabin: Athena (probably).
SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT: NEWS
I'm sorry if I don't post a chapter every day (or even every week). It is hard.
Nico and Reyna (please don't hate me. I think it should be like that. Also, amazing friends)
Percy and Annabeth
Magnus and Alex (Alex will always be, in my fanfics, a girl. No matter what.)
Hazel and Frank
Calypso and Leo
Mallory and Halfborn
Amir and Sam (too cute)
I also think that Nico di Angelo is Anubis/Walsh They look so much alike! Wait... That gives me an idea.
Favorite Quotes and Funny Sayings
Some people are like clouds, when they're gone it's a beautiful day
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.
M.A.T.H., mental abuse to humans
Nobody types faster than a ticked-off female.
If you're cooler then me... does that make me hotter than you?
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, "I KNOW, RIGHT!"
Men say women should come with instructions... What's the point? have ever seen a man read an instruction manual?
If robbers ever came into my house to look for money, I would just laugh and search with them.
I need a 6-month vacation twice a year! Anyone with me on this?
I'm not special, I'm just limited edition.
I want to make my facebook name Nobody that way when somebody posts something stupid I can like it and it will say Nobody liked this.
Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.
My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I threw a coconut at his face.
If everyone's relationships were going well we wouldn't have any good music.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the res of it teaching us to sit down and shut up.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if other people could manage their stupidity.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The extinction of dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
I like photography. It's the only hobby were you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" and spiders.
First Law of Physics in Cartoons: Gravity doesn't work until you look down.
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why is it "a penny for your thoughts", but "you have to put your two cents in." Somebody's making a penny.
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Never judge a book by its movie.
If pigs could fly, I bet their wings would taste great.
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house.
Random Funny Quotes
NICK FURY: I have S.H.I.E.L.D..
ODIN: I have Asgard.
LOKI: Yes. Well, I have both eyes.
VOLDEMORT: I have an Army!
HARRY: I have a nose.
RANDOM MAN: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.
WALDO: Good Luck!
RANDOM KNIGHT: I got burned once.
DARTH VADER: That's cute.
ENDOR TROOPER: Do you have my book?
LIBRARIAN: Yes, I have your book about trees which you say you need why?
ENDOR TROOPER: Lord Vader said to know your enemies.
RANDOM GUY: My girlfriend told me that I should treat her like a princess.
FRIEND: So what did you do?
RANDOM GUY: I married her off to a stranger to strengthen the alliance with France.
JUDGE: Is it true, Mr. MacDonald, that you owned a property on which you kept livestock?
OLD MACDONALD: Eeh... I... Eeh... I... Oh.
PERCY JACKSON: Some say the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, Mines both!
DARTH VADER TO SUPERMAN: Sorry about your planet. Thought it was Alderaan
FOX PERSON: What does the fox say!?
TAILS: We say whatever the crap we want!
ANNOYING KID: Old people at weddings always poke me and say: "You're next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
MATH TEACHER: If I have five bottles in one hand, and six in the other, what do I have?
OP STUDENT: A drinking problem.
GUY AT HIS HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN TALKING TO KIDS WHO SAID "TRICK-OR-TREAT: Well, look at how much candy you have! I'm going to take half and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick-or-treating for themselves.
KID: Oh crap, a Democrat.
Calvin and Hobbes
The Far Side
The Last Kids on Earth
Percy and co.
Magnus and co.
Harry Potter and co.
Nate Wright and co.
An interesting thing to put on your profile
This is This cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentence
Some fun things to do at school . (He/She)
When someone you know (who is close by) is called on by the secretary over the intercom say, "'s calling you! Mwahahahaha!"
When taking a test, clap your hands repeatedly. When your teacher asks why answer, "because the lightbulb over my head is hooked up to a clapper, duh."
When your friends aren't looking, switch their schedules.
When your teacher asks you to do something ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
On a field trip when you go to a fast food restaurant ask, with a serious face, "Can I please have a Diet Water?"
My youtube Channel
Gameknight17 (please comment on if I'm a better youtuber, or a better writer.)
Thank You for reading my profile (even if it is crap). NOW READ THE STORIES BELOW!!! Please.