AU HPLV HPDM HPSS HPLM Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, Harry's rescued.

A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

Another catchall story, this one for pieces with slashy or mature elements that not all my readers will wish to read. Includes "Haunted" and "Revenant".

Snarry one-shot. Written in my early days while a bit drunk (so forgive me my awful writing and plot). Anyway; Harry goes for a drink after a really horrid day and meets someone he doesn't expect.

After being captured by Death Eaters, Remus is left without means of communication. Remus/Harry slash

Promptfic for Retirement and Gray Fox challenge. Holmes and Watson, late in life, the sunset they deserve. Slash. HolmesWatson

Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!

Slash, Holmes/Watson. A long night in a wicked city..

Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.

Another prompt from the Kinkmeme on Livejournal - Lolcat!Holmes. God help me. SLASH. 2009Movie!verse

The life and times of two very unique hats and thus proving that Holmes and Watson's romance is a byproduct of their various haberdashery. crack!fic

A pair of Christmas themed stories, meant to melt the heart and make you believe in that impossible thing called love. Holmes/Watson slash

This is a short sequel to the story "Help Wanted: God and Executioner."

Harry never expected the blue box to be a spaceship. He never expected to end up on another planet. And he certainly never expected the experience to bring him closer to Snape. Snape/Harry

The Penguin and the Duke of Owls join forces and plan to plunge Gotham into a long night in order to tire out Batman.

HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.

In an attempt to drown his miseries just before Cosette's wedding, Valjean goes to a bar to have a drink. What he didn't count on was his old enemy showing up as well. Has five months been enough time to change their feelings towards one another?

Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't

Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased

Formerly The Weekend and Madame Esme. Albus Dumbledore thought that defeating Gellert was the hardest thing he had ever done. That was until a rather shy Dumbledore attempted to acquire a date for Elphias Doge's party. Postdefeat of Grindelwald Era. Slash

Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.

Two boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!

Slash. Over the years Severus and Harry’s relationship has always been explosive; no more so than when they became lovers. Unromantic and competitive natures, plus a portion of jealousy, combine to create havoc on Valentine’s Day. Language/crack warning.

Snarry. Post-war. After the war is over, Harry shows up at Snape's doorstep. He has only one request: “hurt me.” Angst, BDSM

SLASH AU A/L. It takes a macabre deal to show Aragorn the action he should have taken a long time ago. He can only hope he is not too late.

Wherein our hero experiences the inadvisability of home decoration - A fish with a hat - The singing of carols – A Christmas present is unwrapped - Advisability of a handshake - The magic word - Silenced with a kiss. This story contains SLASH

Harry wonders what Snape sees when he looks at him. The answer is not what he expects.

Translation of Sioban Parker's "Cloîtré". During fifth year, Harry is stunned to discover that in a previous life he was a novice in a monastery. And that Snape was there with him… HP/SS SLASH. **Please note that Sioban Parker has written a sequel to this story (Dec 2012). Once I've translated it, it will be posted under my account as a translation.**

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!

Hermione and Severus wake up in the same bed. Will they regret it? What can happen within an hour? A series of vignettes.

AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.

Severus wants to do something nice for Hermione on their anniversary, but he has never used muggle cooking appliances before. What happens when she finds the aftermath and her husband in the middle of it all & what does Chocolate Sauce have to do with it?

Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him? COMPLETE!

Set after Harry's 7th year, omits HPB and DH. Harry and Severus are forced to marry each other in order to defy Voldemort. Times become even darker for the two wizards...but is there still hope in spite of all? Completed!

Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.

“I will make you wish that you had never returned.” Turpin/Sweeney, Anthony, Mrs. Lovett. Warning: Rape, m/m, violence/blood play/slight razor blade kink

Lucius starts to have feelings he'd long ago thought he'd buried. He is the cold, ruthless Malfoy patriarch. He comes up with cunning plots, and in the end, he wins. He really should thank Harry Potter. Slash

An online convo gone desperately wrong.... please forgive us.... but please R R! Warnings for foul language and sexual content

It is Christmas day and Harry is not as innocent as he looks. Severus decides to plot revenge. SLASH. Smut. Blah blah blah, other warnings and things inside.

Feeling stuck in a miserable marriage to Ron, Hermione finds happiness in the arms of another. HGSS Rated M for a reason! Please see AN in Ch. 1. Reviews are welcomed and ENCOURAGED!

HG&SS. I wanted him to make love to me.

Remus is wrapped up in a Charms essay and hasn't been paying any attention to his dear old Padfoot. While finding something to entertain himself with, Sirius unknowingly piques Remus' unavoidable interest. Lime scented situations ensue. SBRL

Remus is avoiding the mistletoe. Holiday fluff ensues. [Remus x Tonks]

Remus like how Sirius smells when... A small hint at some sort of gay activities. Slash. RLxSB. Fluffy.

Harry tells his friends that he's sleeping with the enemy. Love is the ultimate treachery. Slash: HP/LV. Oneshot.

Originally written in 2004 as response to this challenge: "Harry's got amnesia, and Snape takes the opportunity to…redefine…their relationship." HPSS and, considering the date, AU. Warning: off-screen sexual violence.

D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.

Harry and Severus get into a fight, and Harry wakes up in the past.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.

I'd rather spend a lifetime fighting with you, than make love to somebody else [harryxdraco]

As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co

Rita Skeeter has written a sequel to her biography of Albus Dumbledore and Snape's portrait has a copy of it. Rita reveals all about Albus's romantic relationships, much to the surprise of everyone...including Albus. Please R&R.

Sirius babysits baby Harry...but what will go wrong? Mess and cute baby Harry included. New chapter is up, where you see the dream from Harry's point of view!

Just what does Severus Snape see when he gazes upon the mirror of Erised? Sometimes it's best not to know what you really want. The classic question with a twist. Possible DH spoiler. One or two curse words and a dark theme.

Gen. Behind the Veil.

AU, noncon, darkfic, SiriusHarry, Harry is trapped in his mind, and the mind of his deranged godfather, living out his own personal hell.

Ten years after defeating Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore has a new life and new job as Headmaster of Hogwarts. But a letter from Nurmengard Prison reminds him of the past and summons him to see Gellert Grindelwald once more. ADGG. Please R&R.

Life goes on... SSHP, Not DH compliant

COMPLETE! The Marauders pass notes in class. Expect crazy! Sirius, in love! James, annoyed! Lily and sarcastic! Remus. [Sirius… you’re the only clever person that I know who can successfully make everyone think they’re completely daft.]

My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.

Albus thinks of his love for Gellert, before, during, and after their duel. It's odd, isn't it? That those most willing to love should never receive it. Slash, ADGG, minor DH spoilers. Reviews welcomed!

Severus fooled Harry into thinking he loved him. Now Harry must pay the price for loving so blindly. However, little Harry has an ace up his sleeve. Character death.

What happens when a werewolf enters puberty. Remus and Sirius will find out...

Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.

[2 of ? PWP RemusSirius] ...There was a moment that he thought 'she is so sick ' but then Remus moved his hips and Sirius forgot all about Lily Evans and her red hair and white teeth and sketchpad and just felt....

Wandless and bound to the chair, he could only watch as she winked at him and slowly slid under his desk, a mischievous smile on her lips as the knock on the door became more insistent. Was she really going to do what he thought she was?

Potion Masters have nightmares too. PARODY! Disclaimer, as I forgot it in the fic, I don't own any of the characters. Please, don't sue me.

Draco discovers the fickle nature of the Internet... and fan fiction! HD Slash, Comedy, Adult Language, some OOC, slight Squick.

Harry is sick of Draco’s ohsoadorable endearments.

Sev, do you think that I could make a love potion? I wonder what I would put in it…. SnapeLily, onesided SnapeHarry attraction. M for content. No sex, though. It's explained inside.

Remus gets woken up too early and experiences something that will change his life forever! WARNING! WEREWOLVES, RANDOMNESS, AND IMPLIED SLASH, OH MY!

Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT

Remus teaches Severus a lesson... SSRL Slash. Don't like, Don't read. Rated M just to be safe.

Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.

One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.

Sirius wants Remus more than Remus wants to believe, but what if Remus gives Sirius a little chance? Kind of sequel to Moony Released

A poem about Harry and the Horcruxes. Seven stanzas of seven lines. woot.

A jumble of plastic letters spells more than fun and games for Remus and Tonks. Rated T for innuendos, language and overall naughtiness.

RemusSirius. It's Remus' 'Time of month' and Moony has picked Sirius for his prey! Will our favorite cannine just give in? Of course he will! ONESHOT!Don't read it if you don't like it.

As one of their last acts as Hogwarts students the Weasley twins decide to prank everyones favorite Potions Professor. SLASH. SSRL. ONESHOT.

Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.

Sequel to Reciprocity. Hermione ignores Severus again. This time, he doesn’t put up with it for long…

What's in a name? Snarry fic: Contemplation only takes Severus so far as he determines his worth in light of his love.

Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP

Severus had reached the limits of his tolerance for a distant wife.

Remus was standing there, eyes closed and face lifted to the skies without a care in the world. An occasional wind lifted his hair in a playful dance, made his clothes ripple and lift to reveal the bare skin of his back teasingly..SBRL, AU

It's Halloween, where one can act behind the freedom of a mask. Harry is taking advantage of this, going after Draco Malfoy in a way that being unmasked would never allow. But resolution is better than regret, as Harry is soon to find out.

Harry and Draco are once again in detention. Harry needs a quill to write the lines, and Draco wants something in return for lending Harry a quill.... sub!HP. Oneshot

Severus watches Remus from afar but what happens when he finds Remus alone in the library? Will he be able to hold in his desires? [SLASH: SeverusRemus, Oneshot]

It was too bloody cold to be out delivering wolfsbane to a damn werewolf, Snape thought. But what he would see in Lupin’s quarters would be well worth catching a cold and the torment of itchy wool underwear. SLASH...RemusSeverus

Snape stands accused of having contriband underwear in his desk. Just for laughs.

See Sirius Black in the mind of the one who envies him, Regulus Black.

Some short yet hot smut. Kinky, slash, bondage, yadda yadda. HPDM. Harry's naughty, Draco's inventive cruel. Read and review. Will need change of underwear...Not for kiddies or homophobes.

James has learned Lucius' fear, and now to test his theory, he invites Lucius to the Astronomy Tower for a late night rendezvous. [Slash, oneshot]

Harry Potter has to serve a detention with Snape. And gets more than he bargained for.SSHP Mature content

Harry asks Snape to read him a bedtime story. Pure smut with a twist at the end. SSHP oneshot

Remus has walked in on something he didn't expect... But what will it lead to? SBRL, with minor elements of SBHisOwnHand

When Harry discovers the world of subs and doms he will go to any lengths to please his master. Snarry. SLASH graphic and sort of PWP. Rated M for language and smut. Shortfic oh and forgot to mention before BDSM lol

You moan a lot in your sleep.' Moony's night time habits, unfortunately, don't end with Sirius.

Slashy oneshot. A bowl of soup claims Sirius. He is most offended. SBRL, dom!Remus.

[Oneshot, slash. SBRL plus some JPLE.] Sirius is bored, Remus is trying to do his Muggle Studies homework, and guess what? Sirius ends up interpreting The Ten Commandments!

Sirius shows Remus exactly why winter is his favorite season. Sirius/Remus, 5th-7th year.

Just a short foray into the mind of Wilson.

Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE

Twelve year old Remus has heard a noise and can’t sleep. He asks his best friend Sirius for help.

Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.

It is the last year of the war Harry gets a firstclass primer on innocence, loss of innocence, and sacrifice.

Sirius gives Harry a much needed visit, and Fwakes keeps a secret. Slash.

Sequel to Canine Affinity. Sirius and Remus have helped win the world over, but will they lose each other? SLASH, RLSB, SSRL.

A multistory series chronicling the millennia-spanning relationship of Legolas and Elrohir from the moment they meet beneath the eaves of Greenwood the Great to the years of the War of the Ring and beyond.

He had always loved being on Sirius' bed, perhaps it was the fact that they were both the only canine members of their pack, and so shared a special sort of affinity that neither of them had managed to dredge up for the others. SLASH, RLSB, MWPP Era.

Coming to a fanfic near you: They're impossibly beautiful. They're impossibly brilliant. They save patients. They teach House that life is worth living. They are THE MARY SUES! You can run, but you can't hide.

Regulus Black's account of the downward spiral of his untimely fall, and the true impact he had on the Wizarding World.

When Albus’s subtle attempts at seduction fail, he resorts to extreme methods to see if his feelings are returned: he takes a young lover, hoping to spin Severus into a jealous frenzy. Comedy of errors ensues. Oodles of fun! ADSS COMPLETE

When House called Wilson a 'functional vampire', what if he was closer to the truth than he realized? AU.

Wilson is babysitting and House is just plain acting like a baby. HouseWilson.

Set inside Die Hard. A woman is desperate to make it out of the building alive and offers herself to Hans. The only question is, will she make it out alive... NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER 17

SLASH! SSLM. 'Of course he had to be used, going through life as a pawn to sacrifice. If someone wanted him, they seemed to get him. Was he ever going to be free' First try folks. R&R!

Disney meets House MD! A parody by me! Cameron as the damsel in distress! Wilson as the noble steed! Read to find out more! Chase as the fairy godmother! Is that enough exclaimation marks for you? COMPLETE!

It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.

Slash. HPSS. Oneshot. With you, I am able to be someone with more focus, more grounded, and more thoughtful.

House meets a woman with a gift that defies all logic. The Ducklings don't trust her, Cuddy and Wilson know her secret. Rated M for language and sexual situations. HouseOC. Chapter 15 and Epilogue up! COMPLETE!

It ain't easy being Wilson. There's Wilson, House, Julie, some medicine. And a piano, of course. Rated M for adult themes and sexual content. Feedback and concrit encouraged. NOW COMPLETE.

Aragorn and Legolas were lovers until fate seperated them. Now Aragorn has to do everything in his power and beyond to get into Valinor to get his lover back and be together again. AU warning, Slash Warning. The story after love is meant to last forever.

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

It was a potion blunder for all time... And it sent Harry Potter all the way back to 1977. Now Complete with all twenty chapters posted!

La vida a veces puede ser dulce otras mas amarga tal como el chocolate mismo. Secuela de Trampa Chocolatosa.... 10 años han pasado, que pasara ahora que Willy ya tiene un heredero, como lo tomara ella a su regreso? Resumen adentro

Legolas was taken prisoner, and a year after the destruction of the Ring, Aragorn rescues him. But how can you save someone who is already lost? AL slash in Ch5.

Nerys is another bride who hides from the world. She doesn't fear or love Dracula. He can't seduce her, but what happens when they are left alone and all they have is eachother? VDOC. A bit MSish. May have sad ending. FINISHED

House faces two challenges. A strange new case involving a rather horrifying set of symptoms and a change in direction in his relationship with Wilson. HouseWilson. Rating mostly for horror. COMPLETE.

Two people who work together stumble out of a bar into the arms of a one night stand, an event which changes everything, eventually. Things could get very complicated between House, Wilson and Cuddy.

Arwen dies when she delivers Aragorn´s child. Legolas comes to visit and old feelings resurface. AU warning. Slash warning. Character dead Arwen. Complete and new story will be up soon.

Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. Harry is working as an Auror and is undercover as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Severus sees through Harry's glamour and is shocked. He confronts the BoyWhoLived about his choice of profession. HPSS, OneShot.

Placing a kiss against the name engraved upon the cold marble Harry smiled a shaky smile and turned to leave knowing he would come back to this place tomorrow. Oneshot HPSB R&R! Harry mourns his lover's death.

Harry has a plan. He made a mistake and now he's going to fix it. No matter what or who the sacrifice is. Slash Harry and young!Sirius. Complete.

(Slash, SBHP, One-Shot, Slightly AU) Wait, was it Snuffles or Sirius? Really, the power of suggestion is an awe-inspiring thing.

Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!

Parody. Theoden and Denethor hunt the Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. WARNING: non-explicit slash.

HPSB SLASH. Harry is an embittered eighteen and the wizarding world is at war. He needs a reason to care.

Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.

[one-shot, now edited] Our beloved Potions Master had been ordered by Voldemort to make a potion that will force the drinker to kill every living thing in sight. Snape forced Potter to be the tester with unexpected results... SLASH! HPSS

Kisses in Azkaban (slash, complete)

Harry Potter explains why he is the one and only Real Harry POtter