TawakeNix
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Joined 10-27-05, id: 920727, Profile Updated: 05-12-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

My old profile was crappy.
So I deleted it.
Ha.

I don't remember where I found this stuff but I saw it again at DancingDragonBlazer's profile. I thought it was something people should read and ponder on. So, I'm gonna post it here. Sorry DancingDragonBlazer, I copy-pasted it from your page xD

People are given different genders to be identified from each other but you can't really help it when other people feel like their souls were mistakenly imprisoned into the wrong body. Gays, lesbians and even bisexuals are human being with human emotions. I bet they feel really sad and bad about themselves when they are rejected by the society. I don't think we should fear them, unless you're a homo-rape victim (but that's not the point), rather we should treat them equally as a person.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Now, for quotes. I love quotes, they're so cool. Most of them are short and yet they make perfect sense. Some were from my collection of icons, some from real people (friends, random person, myself etc) and I forgot where the other "some"s came from. I promised the last time I updated my profile that I'll add more quotes ;D

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Welcome to loser village. Population: You.

If life gives you lemons… Shut up and eat your damn lemons.

It's not that I'm a bitch, I just don't like you.

I tried to to see things from your point of view but I just couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

Me? Sarcastic? Of course not. I'm far too ditzy to grasp the subtlety of mockery.

My knight in a shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'm not good at giving advices. May I interest you in a sarcastic moment?

People who thinks nothing's impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Friends are like bras. Close to the heart and always there for support. (LOL, so true)

Someone forgot to take their happy pills today!

Someone's thinking about seeexxx. Okay, it's me.

Art is a BANG. (You haven't lived if you don't where this came from.)

Tell me if something I say offends you. I might wanna offend you again later.

I sweat to DRUNK, I'm not GAWD.

OMG. He's totally grabbing my ass… ACT COOL.

You're just jealous because we can be retarded in public and people still love us.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Whores are like a bowling ball. You finger them, throw them and then it comes back for more. (-nods-)

Yeah, I'm a loser but the coolest loser you've ever met.

I'm a loser but you know you love me.

If you can't laugh at yourself then I'll be glad to do it for you.

Death solves all problems: no man, no problem. (Joseph Stalin)

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! (Eddie Murphy, Donkey-Shrek)

Gay basher bashed at gay bash. (I Now Pronounce You, Chuck and Larry)

An open mind does not always count an open mouth.

Friend: Shut up.
Other friend: Why?
Friend: I have scissors you know…

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

I don't miss you. I miss the person I thought you were.

Remeber, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

That's it. I'll add more later. "LATER".

Now I should put something about myself here.

Birthday: Oct. 24

Gender: Female (although I wanna try being a guy for a few days. I'm very interested in how you see life through men's eyes.)

Height: Uh... 142 cm? (forgot) I'm small, yeah. Don't rub it in.

Weight: 40 kg (I don't see the reason of putting this info here but I'm still doing it anyway xD)

Hobbies: Using the internet, playing the piano, drawing, writing (the last two happen seldom now because I'm suffering from both artists' and writers' block), reading, annoying my sister, eating a lot, slacking off, listening to music, recording my own songs-- because I'm awesome like that.

Things I like/love: my laptop (I love my baby to death, I went crazy when it "went away" for 2 months), nature, stories, movies, comedy, fantasy, action, sci-fi, historical, musical/theatrical, documetaries, music, anime, jmusic, my friends, juuunnk foods, chocolates, yogurts, fanfics, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, NatGeo, games, dating sims, American Idol, Reality TV shows, OC's (as long as they're OKAY) jdramas, well-written crack fics, fanarts, reviewers, quotes and proverbs-- etc

Things I dislike: My mom, horror movies (I used to watch them but then I kinda don't like them anymore), teachers in general, n00bs hu taips lYk diS, emo wannabes, hypocrites, flamers who flame someone with an intention to personally insult the author, a few people namely: (the letters are scrambled so don't bother reading them) Mraile, Sioda, Xipie, and Karie, my old self (for having bad grammar and being victim of noobidity in the internet D:), an old teacher-- etc

Things I absolutely loathe: Technology defects, flab on my stomach, family problems, financial problems, being broke, drowning in debt, the glare of radiation from my computer, getting sleepy while on the computer, not having food when I'm hungry, proud people, very arrogant people, people who can't admit mistakes, chemistry, Ms. Whenn, biased teachers, school, Algebra, defected CDs/DVDs, my bad sleeping habits that causes my insomnia, allergies, my VERY imperfect grammar, constant typos, unappreciative people, unreasonable people, a person dubbed Kira, a person dubbed (put forgotten name here), household chores, the thought of being poor, slave drivers and I absolutely DETEST people who bothers me when I'm concentrating and they end up getting mad at ME for no reason (fuck you to those people)-- etc.

Pairings that I like:
Naruto-wise

KakaAnko - It's kind of dead in me now though.

OroAnko - It's kind of interesting xD

NaruSaku - Not too much fire here but I have a feeling they might end up together after Sasuke dies xD

SasuSaku - I'm okay with it but I used to like it a lot after watching the episode where he left Konoha and reading a few fanfics but that kinda died as well.

KakaSaku - I'm okay with it, I used to be interested in this pairing but I won't be surprised if it continues going down the list and onto my disliked pairings' list.

DeiTobi/TobiDei - I'm not really into BL or yaoi but I thought this pairing is cute specially after reading a semi-smutty TobiDei oneshot and being pulled into the other side by my friend xD

AsuKure - C'mon, they're canon.

SakoTayu - Heh, nothing much to say here

OroSasu - Nothing "very bad" in this right? xD

LeeSaku - It's not so bad and even with a face and hair like that I still think Lee's adorable xD

OroTsu - I think they're pretty cute, in a 50-year old ninja way~

JiraiyaTsu - Works for me 8D

NaruHina - It's cute in its own way.

KibaHina - I love puppy love~

ShinoHina - I like bug love as well… I think xD

ShikaIno - I think they're pretty cute~

ShikaTema - Shikamaru needs a woman like Temari to get his ass moving.

NejiTen - They're okay. Used to be interested but the fluffy feeling died already.

LeeTen - It's interesting xD

KakaIru - I'd prolly get hooked on to this for a while if I liked yaoi. I think it's an interesting pairing.

KakaShizu - I really wish they'd talk more to each other.

KabuShizu - They're just cute together!

TTGL-wise

ViralAdiane - Although I think it makes more sense if it's written as AdianeViral xD It's a smutty, aggressive, mistress-slave, WAFF-filled relationship 8DD

KaminaYoko - They're canon~

KittanYoko - The ending for this pairing was cute and sad.

Bleach-wise

RenjiRukia - Their past as little kids in Soul Society was really cute xD

IchiRukia - It works for me.

GinRan - I LOVE this pairing.

YumichikaRan - He needs someone as beautiful as him to love xD

KiraHina - Cute. 'nuff said.

ByaHisa - They're canon and I think their love is beautiful.

Pairings I Dislike/Hate:
Naruto-wise

Any male characters (except the one listed above) and Sakura - She seems like the slut in the anime, next one to her is Sasuke. Some guys she's paired up with haven't even talked to her or met her. This includes the pairing: ItaSaku, DeiSaku, GaaSaku, IruSaku, NejiSaku, SakonSaku -- etc.

Note: I don't hate them. I'm just... not a fan of them. I just don't like the fact that she's being paired up with every guy in the anime. BUT I do appreciate well-written fics about them (i.e MitsukiShiroi's Metamorphosis)

Bleach-wise

UryuuOri - Sorry, just don't like it.

IchiOri - I think Orihime's love for Ichigo is cute but unless something inspires to like this pairing, I will not remove this pairing from this list.

UruYoru - I used to think it was an interesting pairing but-- I dunno, it kinda stopped for me.

UlqiuOri - I HATE this pairing. Period.

GrimmOri - Hate it, as well.

Other things about me:

Bored and want to talk to me? I have a livejournal (kurenaisama) and my email is up there. An IM or two won't hurt ;D

I love fanarts, fanarts for my fics are absolutely lovely.

I have many real-life problems. A stroke in the back, a pat on the shoulder, a few words of advice and comfort and just the existence of someone who cares makes me feel loved and cared for in some ways XD lawl emooo~

I need love. As in... I need a man (shot) But seriously, who wouldn't think that way when you've cut all connection to any guys (except family members) for 3 years because you've been going into an all girls school? =_=

Okay, now one last reminder: Reviews (hint hint wink wink). Reviews are love people! And like I always say, I, like many authors/resses, am encouraged when someone comments on my stories. So if you happen to pass by on my profile, you might wanna scroll down a bit and check out my fanfics. And if you read one of them, I hope it wouldn't bother you so much to leave a few words of comment, suggestion, corrections and whatnot :'D

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You're Mark? by writingtiger reviews
Mark? and Joanne? Set postRent, Mark and Joanne find out something they never thought was possible.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Joanne J., Mark C.
Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 reviews
[Multichapter] Gah! that's not the point! The point is we're supposed to be training, and you're the only guy I can trust to train with her, NOT make a move on her, and put in a good word for me! Kiba leaves to go on a mission, entrusting Hinata to Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 139,399 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Love Heals by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Shizune is relaxing in the woods when an injured man stumbles across her path. It turns out to be Kabuto. Against her better judgement she treats him but he treats her to a side of him she was not expecting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Shizune, Kabuto Y.
Six Arms To Hold You by Darkkinkachu reviews
The Sound people aren’t quite as dead as Konaha may have hoped. Now they’re back and they’re mad. Revenge? Of course. And what better way than to steal the Hokage’s precious apprentice. SakuKido For Neji's Girlfriend!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,016 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sakura H., Kidomaru - Complete
SugarCoated by A Sweet Catastrophe reviews
A oneshot about when L was young and almost made his first official friend.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2006 - L - Complete
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
Mission: Freak Out Kakashi by Melissa Norvell reviews
CHAPTER 17 POSTED! SakuKakaNaru. Naruto and Sakura take a bet on who can freak out the teacher, but what happens when Sakura gets a little too caught up in the game? mostly KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Toilet Cubicle Talk by shi-chan reviews
Light wonders how he'd be able to maintain hygiene while being chained to L. No really, he's wondering really hard.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Snake Eyes by moonlit reveries reviews
He was the genuis that comes once in a decade. He could have been the fourth hokage. He should have been the right hand man of Akatsuki. But he wasn't. He once was a child, a gennin, a lover. He is Orochimaru and this is his story. R&R.Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Raito's Annihilation of Animation Adversaries by artemisgirl reviews
Upset that no one knows about Kira, Raito and Misa launch on an adventure through anime to kill off the criminals there as a method of spreading the message of Kira. oneshot crack
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Light Y., Misa A., Ryuk - Complete
Dance of Happy Ending by sparkling-saphyre reviews
FiN The ending of the story wasn’t really a happy ending wasn’t it? All may have been turned back to normal, but what about those people who wish to be the same way as it was… A FAkir and Ahiru fic
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,958 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Resurrection of the Uchiha by MisSs005 reviews
Now his first goal in life has been completed, Sasuke needs to go on to his second: The Resurrection of the Uchiha clan. He has made a plan, he is going to kidnap a certain person in Konoha..But then he realises he has kidnapped the wrong one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,893 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
The Knight and the Duck by Abarero reviews
Many strange things happened in the village of Kinkan, but with the appearance of one girl things became even stranger. This is her story, from beginning to end, through the eyes of a young knight named Fakir. [Fakir POV. FakirAhiru]
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005
My Cookie by acommonname reviews
If this situation never happened between you and your sibling then your living worlds apart. kureirecca. ahohoho sugar high author bewarre!
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Oh, Sensei by Melissa Norvell reviews
ONE SHOT. Sakura reads an excerpt from Icha Icha Paradise and uses it to seduce Kakashi in his sleep. SakuKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
38 Years by flammabellum reviews
Oneshot. Tsunade remembers something from her past. no flames please
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Acceptance by Melissa Norvell reviews
ONE SHOT. KakaSaku. Kakashi is in a depression and Sakura tries to help him out, but what does Sakura say that she might take a turn for the two's relationship?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
True Confessions by Kiya Sama reviews
Complete! Where hidden emotions are slowly revealed as teacher and student grow to understand each other in more ways than one. ShinKumi
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,052 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Teach Me How To Kiss by MisSs005 reviews
OneShot! Tenten has a day off and is all alone when she hears the bell ring. It's NEJI! And.. WHAT? He asks her TO TEACH HIM HOW TO FRIGGIN' KISS? What will she do? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Fruits of Chaos reviews
A kunoichi joins Shikamaru's platoon of the Sasuke's Retrieval mission. After being reunited with one of the Sound 4 members, her once perturbing dream with a mysterious, yet familiar, young man in it now... summary continuation inside, please read R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sakon, Tsunade S.
Without a Goodbye: Your Mural reviews
Mello… you didn't even say goodbye… You didn't even tell me if-- you wanted to love me back MelloxOC oneshot. R&R please!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Trust is a big pain in the ass reviews
He comes. He waits. He orders. He follows. He gets tired. He get's annoyed. He realizes. There was trust. It's a big pain in the ass. Matt and Mello… 'Nuff said, I suck at summaries. Rated T for languages, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
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