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Katrina. Eighteen. Junior College Student.


was known as drool.choke.faint, now KATTZENJAMMER is an avid READER. She could never write, or rather type, a story. Not that she does not have an imagination or she’s incapacitated or whatsoever. She has this very, very, very, very rare disease called Lazyasssomnia. It’s a nightmare. Believe it.

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Beyond Temptation by Blowing Wind reviews
AU: Sakura was prepared to do anything to save her father from the Uchiha's clutch of power. What she wasn't prepared for was Sasuke's ridiculous offer to save her father. One wild night with the devil himself. Will She resist something that's beyond her? (Rewritten)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/23/2020 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 275,488 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Second Chances by Forgotten-empress reviews
Harry/Draco. After Deathly Hallows, ignores epilogue. Harry and the gang go back to Hogwarts after the Second War, and Harry is given the chance to do what he refused in first year: take Draco's hand in friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 2/23/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
carry your heart out to me by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ It had been six weeks since he'd last left Konoha. Sakura, unable to know how to reach him, missed him more terribly than she ever had in the past four years he was gone. He surprised her by reaching out to her first. POST-WAR, PRE-EPILOGUE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
hello, nice to meet you by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/Sasuke&Sarada./ There's something he's been wanting to do, since the day she was born. Something he's thought about every day. And now that she is finally old enough to understand, he can finally find peace of mind. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Sarada U. - Complete
we're gasoline on fire by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sakura stares at him for a good minute, and the pretty flush on her cheeks only grows darker and darker, and just when he frowns and starts wondering if she's alright, she grasps his shoulders and blurts out, "I want a baby!" POST-CANON. ONESHOT. Smuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Acknowledgement by trutenor reviews
Naruto finds acceptance in the one that cared for him all along...Start of Book 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,788 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Always All For You by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ She almost found it ironic that Sasuke, who dedicated more than half of his life to avenge his family because he loved them so fiercely, would find himself having a lack of romantic attraction to anyone as soon as he would find peace. Or so she thought. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Miss Concepcion by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He approached Sakura and sat beside her on the bed and took her hand in his. "Just… be careful next time." He said with a faint blush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Never The Same Again by CherryBlossomSavior reviews
*ORIGINAL* Haruno Sakura, the new girl at Konoha High School, is in for a rude awakening. Throw in enemies, friends, and unrequited love, saying KHS will be interesting is a complete understatement. Ahh young love, and the overwhelming drama that follows
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apocalyptica by kallmered reviews
Use our Haruno genjutsu to bring him to his knees… Make that boy beg for you…" She remembered her mother's final words and looked up at him with her plan poised to set in motion. All she needed was the opening and HE would beg...Lemon SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ms Robin Hood by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Sakura is the CEO of a billion dollar company, so is Sasuke. Both live double lives. Can the hero of the city resist the new femme fatale or will he bend the rules and have his heart stolen instead in both lives he leads? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sexyback by refracted reviews
In which Sasuke believes that he's Justin Timberlake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Varentine Euphorica by refracted reviews
She never understood why she gave him carnations, but it always balanced out... because he didn't know why he kept them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hate That I Love You by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
With Naruto and Hinata getting married in a week, can Sakura and Sasuke manage to survive without giving into temptation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Seal of Trust by randomteenager reviews
Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,939 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
21 by Evilmiko21 reviews
A brief encounter with Harry Potter in Diagon Alley leaves Draco Malfoy feebly trying to heal the wounds inflicted on his broken heart, and drown the memories of a school year when love meant absolutely everything. Drarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Behind the Bars by x.Kaze-chan reviews
//SasuSaku// AU She should have known better than to extend her help to him. Now, she has to deal with the many temptations clawing at her with the undeniably sexy street racer in her home. “Are you seducing me?” “…Are you seduced?” “N-No!” “Then no."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Neko Problem by RD-chan hokage reviews
Keeping a half-human half-cat creature is the worst part ever , especially if Sasuke Uchiha is the one who's taking GOOD care of it. Insert a perverted inner and a charge that will drive his hormones insane, what could possibly happen? "Hentai!" He looked down and saw that he was only in his boxers. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by joviaddicted reviews
Lemony slash oneshot. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" simply put: smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Push Comes to Shove by joemoe93 reviews
Smutty, slashy PWP. ANGRY ANGRY TRAINSEX. Draco and Harry try to resolve some of their feelings on the train to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Meant To Be by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,910 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Rich Boy, Poor Heart II by White Crescent Moon reviews
It's finally been a year since they've seen each other. Sakura gets the chance to stay with Sasuke and all her other friends. But there's not much time for romance when the Uchiha's stalker like neighbor tags along! SASUSAKU others OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,535 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Football Boy by HimeIchigoYuki reviews
Original plot made by aNdreaa. When a new football hotshot, Benjamin Rice, comes to the school, girls flip. Unfortunately, the only one he's interested in? Haruno Sakura! How will Sasuke deal with it when Ben wants to join the team? SasuSaku. AU. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Summer's Love by It's the voices' fault reviews
Draco's forced to stay at the Dursley's for the summer in order to spy on Harry. Can the two reach an understanding? Or will they end up fighting more than ever before? Warning: Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kodak Moments by dance of isis reviews
o2. "You kicked a puppy? How could you?" For Neon Genesis. SASUSAKU. Sequel to The Pinkish Green Saga. One-shot anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Images And Imperfections by danielie reviews
Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Race of Romance by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] Being paired up in a race with an Uchiha was never easy…especially if he was an arrogant bastard, not to mention an overprotective boyfriend. Enter thugs, fan boys and Jiraiya, the host and a pervert extraordinaire. Hell will soon break loose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
That Damn Neighbor! by iirongirl reviews
For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,396 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
PS I Love You, Pinky: 12 Envelopes & a Recording by i.want.my.money.back reviews
12 Envelopes and a Tape Recording. It was all he could leave her with. Once a month a letter secretly comes, guiding her not only through her grief, but in rediscovering herself and her dreams---through all those years. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spur Of the Moment by K and Jazz reviews
Anger is usually a heat of the moment thing. So was having sex on a school desk, during school, without getting caught. What could they say? They were just following Naruto's advice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Worthwhile by refracted reviews
Because Sai isn't merely close enough. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
3x The Pleasure by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Need a fantasy? ‘His words tickled her ear, and she felt her core tingle with anticipation. She smiled once more, allowing him permission to his request.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
scenario's of windex by justcallmelucifer reviews
We all know how delicious the product Windex is. Oh..you don't? Well, you would think it's wonderful after you "accidentally" kissed the hottest guy in school. ::Sasusaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of Konoha's Most Eligible Bachelor by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku request. In which Sasuke's thoughts about him being referred to as a sex god by the whole female population is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Naruto/Sakura. She loves Sasuke to the point that she’ll never tell him the things she desperately wants to scream out the most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
remixed by moon strut reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the story of how Romeo and Tybalt ran into the sunset and lived a happily gay life together. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You effin' Belong With Me by i.want.my.money.back reviews
“You belong with me Sasuke, not with that four-eyed whore.” Lots of catfights, confrontations, plenty of “murderous” attempts and a so-called happy ending. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno,a.k.a the to be Uchiha in a few years, Sakura, was leaning against her boyfriend's arm when she came across an interesting section in the magazine. Sasu/saku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Infernos by kallmered reviews
Konoha was decimated, but the people were saved by our two favorite men. Tsuande has plans for the low village population but Sasuke has already chosen his woman for when the time comes. The only woman with enough moxie to handle him. s/s and others HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 331 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Want You by Dopey-The Dopester reviews
Sorry you guys im not so good at summaries but SasuxSaku. After a night of passion Sakura and Sasuke's world will never bee the same LEMON LEMON AND MORE SOUR LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I hate vampires, and that includes you Neji Hyuga! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten, a human hates everything about vampires. Enrolling in an all vampire school, she meets Neji, a full breed vampire. As always, she claims that she hates him just because he's a vampire. But, can she resist his charm, and his lust for her blood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Never Be Apart by i.want.my.money.back reviews
“I didn’t miss you,” said the pinkette to him. Huh? Why didn’t Haruno Sakura missed Uchiha Sasuke after four years of being apart? Sasuke wants to know the reason why—and if it’s because of a boy...well, he says he doesn't care. Not. ChicFic SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing Left by xxsugar-highxx reviews
Undoubtedly, this was one of the worst situations to land yourself in—barely dressed and pinned against a tree by your long lost teammate who you’ve spent years trying to hunt down. Brilliant. She didn’t know whether to be more frightened or embarrassed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
NarutoCoffeeSasuSaku? by dark.angel.261 reviews
Naruto has some coffee, what could happen? SasuSaku of course! Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
miscommunications by sillyangelxo reviews
•ONESHOT• SasuSaku. When the color green and evil massage chairs are thrown into the mix, it’s never a good thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trouble by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Womanizer by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Sasuke was dragged to the club. He's in for a surprise when he see a pinkette from the past
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound by you.broke.a.promise reviews
He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It All Started With A Mouse by i.want.my.money.back reviews
What Lee said started Tenten’s madness and Neji’s unlikely sweetness. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
So, What's Next? by i.want.my.money.back reviews
Team Seven and the others are going to Tokyo in a BIG mision! Jealousy. Love. High school life. What will happen to our ninjas as students in the most bustling place in the world? Add lots of heartbreaks and new love. SasuSaku NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rag Doll Sakura by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
happily ever after by Slytherin Prince reviews
A story wherein the phrase "Sasuke, do you super super love me?" and him answering "Yes, Sakura, I super super love you too." does not surprise him anymore. Fluff-fic. SasuxSaku. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Become An Angel by Slytherin Prince reviews
When Haruno Sakura's family had a nothing left with them, Sakura decided to help her parents. She applied to be a waitress... and only to be sold to the three handsome men in the town as a slave. GaaSakuNejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Better Than Edward by Xmarksthespot reviews
Curiousness: Sasuke wonders who the person Sakura keeps talking about. Jealousy: Sasuke hated the fact that this 'Edward' guy is so perfect. Love: Why would you fall in love with someone who sparkles?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let's Play Pretend! by S.A.Hikari reviews
Tsunade has just passed a law that requires all ninja of 19 to marry. A rebelion of our favorite ninja have run away,but now they are running out of food. They devised a plan to get back in konoha: pretend to elope!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Santa's Lap by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Here's an extra present, Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! .. Feeling naughty anyone? 'She held his long length and leisurely began stroking it with her soft, warm tongue.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wine and Cyanide Chasers by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "You can't want this." And with every smile, every kiss, and every touch. He realizes just how dangerous she actually is. Christmas!fic for Becca.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Pink by dragongoddess13 reviews
Three short stories from Sasuke about Sakura's personality rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make It Good by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Blossom by kattylin reviews
Everyone needs a senile, overprotective daddy at their side, but being the Akatsuki Leader's SOLE daughter is something not to be messed at! "daddy's gone senile" slight crack sasuxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Teenagers by Italian Fluff reviews
It was quite odd actually. On the first day of school she had gotten in 2 cats fights, almost drown, developed fanboys, and gotten the biggest playboy in the school to give her his jacket. Wow, Laguna Beach kicks ass. SasuSaku & co. REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's One on one Lemon by deannerocks123 reviews
Lemon Explict/ Mature.. Masturbation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Nail Polish by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Niichan's Baby Sister by kattylin reviews
A COLLECTION of what it's like if Sakura had eight older, overprotective brothers breathing down her neck at every move she makes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Uchiha Matriarch by Quintessentia reviews
“Naruto, it’s time for you to leave. You’re disrespecting the very air of our house with your abominable excuse for dancing, and you are interrupting my Sakura-fantasies.” ::SasuSaku:: CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Sensei: Sidetracked! by kallmered reviews
Sakura is sensei to her team of three genin, and she sneaks away to relax alone. Shes followed and caught by Sasuke, who shocks her by showing her a thing or two about learning...lemons Saku/Sasu...third and final chapter up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hopeless causes by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapped by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“When the tempting gets tough, I give in.” Sasusaku. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
High School Makes Life So Interesting by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
Sakura is the new girl in Fire High.She doesn't want to learn to love again because of what her ex-boyfriend did to her.Will she learn again when she meets Sasuke?Will Sakura survive high school with all of the drama?/MY FIRST FANFIC/OOCNESS /COMPLETE/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 144,101 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A ScrewedUp Proposal by Vanity-chan reviews
Sequel to Confessions. By popular demand. For Sasuke's birthday. XD “Her lips are not the softest part.” SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tied Together by Pattykinns reviews
I CHANGED MY PENNAME!from XXXnightcrawlerXXX to this new one. one sleepover. one prank. naruto glued Sasuke's hand to Sakura's for revenge. how will they take it? pairings:SasuSaku,NejiTen,ShikaIno,NaruHina. my 1st fanfic so REVIEWS! flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School Insanity by 957 reviews
Meet Sakura Haruno, a new student NINJA to Konoha High. Enter Sasuke Uchiha, fan girl attracter with his famous icy Back Off glare. Complete opposites, yet opposites attract..? Seriously, just what does Sasuke find in this strange, pink-haired girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,479 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Swingin' Romance: The Playboy and The Tomboy by caricaturesof-intimacy reviews
Sakura is a tomboy. She and Sasuke hated each other. One day Sakura's house was destroyed by an earthquake. Her mother then seeks help from her best friend who is Sasuke's mother and voila, Sakura's living with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,501 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Coward by Blowing Wind reviews
AU : High School Fic. SasukeXSakura. "I am not a coward." he said dangerously. "Prove it." she said smugly. "Kiss me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Help! I'm In Love With A Jerk! by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. I, Sakura Haruno, will never fall for a guy like Sasuke! First off he's rude and obnoxious! So why am I in his bedroom again? Oh yeah.. I belong to him for week. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reunion by smileordie reviews
She had imagined a sort of grand reunion between the two of them, not a chance encounter in a dingy tavern. But as his lips trailed down her neck, she supposed however that this worked just as well. SasuSaku . Can bonds truely be broken with time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rich Boy, Poor Heart by White Crescent Moon reviews
Meet Sakura, the dirt poor girl who lives in an apartment. Then, Ino the rich person, the girl who PAYS for Sakura's apartment. When Ino invites her to meet her RICH friends, will chaos occur, or will love blossom? SASUSAKU others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leaf Boarding School by Snow The Outcast reviews
Sakura Haruno's mother has desided to send her to a boarding school for boys and girls. What happens when Sakura finds out about a Sex game thats being held in the school and Sasuke Uchiha is in the lead to win? SasuSaku ...Chapter 4's up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The best gift by akhiranimelover14 reviews
A christmas fic. Warning lemons, too heavy. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naked In The Kitchen by melancholy.LOVER reviews
Naruto's cake would just have to wait because Sakura found something a little but more sweet to engage in. And who else to do it with than Uchiha Sasuke.. ONESHOT! LEMON AHEAD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Overprotective Alert: on by Angel-with-Guns reviews
Our mission is to protect Sakurachan from her DAMN FANBOYS, AN ENEMY WHO FREAKIN' KISSED HER, AND BUSHY BROW BASTARD. We have rules and if you don't follow them, expect your ass to be electrified with chidori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,746 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Delicious Addiction by melancholy.LOVER reviews
They live in the lap of luxury, one an actor, the other a singer. [His lips brushed against hers] Can his sudden addiction to the pink haired girl also be a curse? [What am I to you?] [Nothing...] M FOR HEAVY LEMONS IN LATER CHAPTERS! SasuxSaku COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,857 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shall I Join by azianlovable reviews
Sasukes with Ochimaru, and Sakura has grown into quite a woman. Ochimaru likes her now, and decided to take her in as one of his. Is Ochimaru willing Sasuke have her or does Sasuke not want her at all? Does Sakura want any of this? Lemons. Some OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 580 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
What Can't Be Denied by XhexaniaRose reviews
His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Pop Princess by Slytherin Prince reviews
Haruno Sakura had it all: Looks, wealth, intelligence, & FAME. The only problem? She was a tomboy & a manhater. It's JS prom night, what would she do when she was forced to wear a dress? [SasuSaku] [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Little Slut by kristillo reviews
Sakura decides to go to the beach to sunbath. Sasuke went to go get the drinks. Kakashi, Naruto and Gaara see Sakura. Things happen. Sasuke comes back. What will he see? SasXSak & SakXKakaXGarXNar. WARNING! Heavy Lemon. R&R! PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Uchiha by Slytherin Prince reviews
[REVISED][Sasu x Saku] It was all her fault, but he didn’t regret anything. Besides, what an Uchiha wants, Uchiha gets. And he want her. Dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Little Thing by Slytherin Prince reviews
[REVISED]...I wish I could be every little thing you wanted, Sasuke... [ Sasuke x Sakura ] [ Complete ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Impassive Love by Fallen-Fyrinx reviews
When these two individuals get engaged what will happen? A cold eyed jerk and a punky tomboy,what coud possibly happen? Warning: Hell will break lose [NejiTen, a hint of SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,382 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Save the last dance by angelgurl079 reviews
Konoha is having a dance!And our favorite characters are all going. Surprises await and there even be Karaoke.What will happen on the three days before the dance?what about during? sasukesakura and other parings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Class Dismissed by Kyna Sylvia reviews
High School, the never ending picture of every writer. The sound of chalk frictions on the board, the hoots of students during discussions, girls’ whisper when their crushed pass by and the boys’ obvious worship for the term “Hentai.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Act 143 by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bond DVD Extras by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uchiha by WingedTdg reviews
AU Sakura, adopted by Uchihas at infancy. Itachi and Sasuke feel something more for their ‘sister’ but it can’t be cuz that’s incest, right? Everything changes when they find out she was adopted. Saku x multiple. Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Behind the glares by Ayane Selznick reviews
[OOC] Let's say there was no genocide in Uchiha clan. Every time they see each other it was as if they wanted to KILL each other. ItaOC and SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,105 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beach Paradise by Heartless Breaker reviews
COMPLETE! The Haruno family has this big resort and Sakura thinks up of a swimming party for four days and three nights! What will happen between them? SasuSaku,NejiTen,ShikaIno LEMONS STARTING CHAP 3 INTENSE LEMONS! BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3696 - Favs: 9,722 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/26/2005
Jealousy of Ice by Rekino reviews
“I never knew you were such a whore,” False accusations lead to problems and wrongful betrayal, “That’s all you are. You’re his whore.” Tenten realises that Neji is nothing but ice. She finds out that jealousy is only but a sin. [NejixTenten] [SasuxSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
7 Days: Tenten's Toughest Mission! by no longer here folks reviews
DISCONTINUED Tenten's father has announced that if she can't find a boyfriend in a week, he will find a HUSBAND for her! In her desperation, she asks Neji to pose as her boyfriend. Wait a sec... NEJI?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
the Mission by Scarlet-Ir reviews
For a friend of my. this is SasuSaku till now .rnuuurrgg I hate hentai..I want yaoi! but it's for a friend of my ;; and sorry about mah bad english
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2005
Why Should We Do IT? by Ayumi Uchiha reviews
Oneshot A rather “naughty” and funny exchange of dialogues in a conversation between Sasuke and Sakura. This could make your hentainess be unleashed within you! Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete