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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Avengers.

Hi!

My penname is T-TrainOrTurkeyT but I'm sure most of my fans and the other authors/authoresses will know me better as TuxedoKamenLuver. I'm sorry for the confusion but I grew tired of that penname and wanted something that would fit me and all of my obsessions, not just one of them. What better penname is there to use than a combination of your nicknames?

So anyway, I live in Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada but I'm currently living in Brandon, Manitoba to take on year two (2) of university. I'm taking environmental science with the intent to become a wildlife biologist though I would rather be a tamer or handler in a zoo. I think going around and educating the public with my animals to help give the presentation would be really fun and interesting.

My current obsession on this site would have to be Harry Potter. I love Snarry and LV/HP romance stories. I'm also a fan of family stories where u find out that Snape or Voldemort is really Harry's father.

I also enjoy Dragonball Z, Pokemon, Digimon, Naruto, Inyuyasha, and Sailor Moon. Those are currently the only others that I've had a chance to learn background information on. Anyway, I'm going to wrap this up.

I hope no one is too seriously upset with me for changing my penname.

Bye for now!

T-TrainOrTurkeyT

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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who would you go to the Yule ball with? Severus - cuz Voldemort would probably be too busy...

Post a character with the same hair color as you: Hermione - unfortunately, I can't think of anyone with brown hair

Post a character with the same eye color as you: Draco

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Purple

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Blue

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Yellow

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Gold

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver

What would you want a bottle of Felix Felicis for? To do well on my university exams...

What would your Animagus form be? I'd be a multiple animagus - I'd turn into whatever I felt like whether the creature is real or mythological

What subject do you want to be best in? All of them but I think my favourite would be Care of Magical Creatures or Ancient Runes

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Lessons from a God by Malkavia30 reviews
What happens when Loki decides to take the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Tony Stark in hand? Whether Tony is keen on the idea or not. FrostIron. Rated M for language, graphic scenes and non-con in a few chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 561,977 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
A New Time To Make Peace by catspaw439 reviews
Due to a rebellious Grim Reaper Voldemort did not die at the battle of Hogwarts. Now 8 years later Harry and Moldy Shorts are battling once again and when Voldemort's new spell helps him gain the upper hand in sending Harry to the afterlife, Harry is given a chance to go back in in time to change things. Time travel. Canon pairings though little if any fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,330 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, OC
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursley's but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 207,110 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 4,356 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Power, Wealth and Social Status by Excessively Complex reviews
This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 215,155 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/19/2007 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10555 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Subitus Vices by BloodiedFangs reviews
Set in OotP. Harry has more problems than usual because of Voldemort and stress, making his inner snake very unhappy, but he also finds a strange ally in the school to help him deal with the events that are about to unfold. Slash LVHP MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Follow Me by norische reviews
Severus Snape never knew he had a son, not until the boy showed up in Dumbledore's office. Severus' calm orderly life soon became a mass of confusion and chaos, and it was all focused on one young man. Original Characters, Not Canon. Harry P./Norische(OC)/Draco M./Chris(OC), SS/RL, RW/HG; M/M, MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 270,532 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., OC
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tears falling in darkness: year one by evil minded reviews
AU / After ten long and miserable years with the Dursleys Harry finally finds his freedom and a home – in the house of Slytherin. Will he find a family as well? Severus has lost something ten long and miserable years ago. Will he find it again now? Accompany them on their way through the first year at Hogwarts and see what will come their way ... thanks for reading ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 576,810 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Regards, Harry by Suite Sambo reviews
Sequel to Moment of Impact. Harry and Severus' relationship develops through their correspondence during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Mainly follows canon but within the H/S mentor relationship established in Moment of Impact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 191,154 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Prince by teamedward240 reviews
After being ignored by his parents, Harry runs away and is found by Voldemort. Dark!Harry Evil!Harry. Adopted by YukiKyoMomiji.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter To Heal This Wounded Heart by Natalie668 reviews
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort are getting to know each other through a diary, Lucius has been turned into a kitten, and he's residing with Harry. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Temporal Guardian by LLALVA reviews
At the end of 2nd year, Molly Weasley is determined to stop Harry from returning to his relatives home. She and Madam Pomfrey force the powers that be in Hogwarts to find a more suitable place for Harry. May include corporal punishment later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,733 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Choice between Love and Duty by PoeticFirefly reviews
Sailor MoonUsagi has fallen in love with Tuxedo KamenMamoru what will happen when she realizes that he's the true love of the one she's sworn to protect? Beginning redone!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,245 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Manipulation is Key by meikouhaikitsune reviews
When running away from fear of his Uncle's wrath, Harry uses Floo Powder and lands in a place and a situation worse than his muggle home.Harry ends up in Voldemort's mansion and Tom admits his obsession, to himself. Being Revamped HpxLvxTr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Eternal Love by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Love conquers everything. Harry is truly and utterly back now! Last chapter up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Temptation: Dark and Light by Wolfwhispers reviews
No one knows temptation like these two. One is the beacon of light while the other is dark. They can never be together fully, but being in the dark is more than enough at the moment. Fawkes/Nagini
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Fawkes - Complete
Dear God Make Me A Bird by Werewolf777 reviews
When Harry develops wings, he makes his decision to escape privet drive and the war as well. What happens when an obsession of a certain Dark Lord pulls him back into it? LVHP DMHP HBPSpoilers Rated M! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Death Eater Musical Christmas Spectacular by toujourspurPAL reviews
Death Eaters sing Christmas carols! Read! Review! Sing carols!And I really do like the Order, I just had to say bad things about them for the song!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Without You by Shadow-Ravin reviews
Harry can't live without Severus [HPSS slash, rewritten, oneshot, sucidefic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's Return: The Musical by cyberelf reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters display their musical talent Disney style in this musical parody of the events of the night of Lord Voldemort's return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Goku's Revenge by SerpentsAttire reviews
Vegeta does something that Goku can never forgive, and the kindhearted warrior seeks a cruel revenge.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
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Harry Potter: Jotun, Aesir, Wizard reviews
Loki had another daughter - too recently to appear in mythology. Now Harry is discovering his Asgardian and Jotun heritage. Will Harry be able to recognize his true potential as he discovers the family he never had? Features powerful and Jotun Harry and contains bashing of MW, RW, AD and maybe GW, too, IDK yet. Pairings: HP/HG, NL/LL, TS/PP, NR/CB, TO/JF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Soliloquies of Power reviews
"There is no good or evil, only power and those to weak to seek it." Harry's thoughts on power. Soliloquy isn't the word I want but it works for the title. Contains darkish thoughts and will inevitably result in Harry joining Voldemort. Enjoy! DRABBLES
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What Hermione Saw reviews
A Hermione and Draco fic adopted!. I'll start updating with chapter 4. Hermione sees Draco with Pansy one night after patrolling the corridors like a good prefect does. Follow along to see what happens next! Rated M for maturity, mild smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
That Bites! reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS: Harry is on the run from the Dursleys, the Order, and of course, Voldemort. But what happens when Voldemort finds Harry beaten and bloody in an alley in muggle London? Eventual HP/LV Creature HP/LV AD bashing 10chps give or take
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Chosen and the Git reviews
Yah - so my title's a twist on the words "Beauty and the Beast" but whatever, I couldn't think of a better title. Poem about Snape and Harry and a possible first kiss. Rather gentle - I hope you guys still enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Heir reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS: Formerly known as Harry Potter & the Dark Lord's Heir; Potter becomes V's heir. First story attempt. Be nice please! Rated T for possible ideas in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Letters reviews
Just an abstract idea. Letters are exchanged between Voldemort and Harry. May show some ooc and rated T for minor swearing. Hope you guys enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Last Kiss reviews
Imagine that Lily and James were actually in a car crash and that only James survived. A songfic in which James recounts his last moments with Lily to their son, Harry. Characters belong to JKR, song lyrics to Pearl Jam and the plot to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete