Dragon of the Water
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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Dragon: Oh. My. God.

Taeka: (confused look) What?

Dragon: Oh. My. God.

Taeka: WHAT?!

Dragon: (falls off of bed, before letting out a faint scream and diving under the bed)

Taeka: … Okaaaaaay …

Sasuke: (still behind camera) I …think she’s in a state of shock.

Dragon: (screams)

Taeka: (manages to pick up a pen with her paw and shove it in her ear, slapping a pillow over the other one) About what?

Sasuke: Why in the name of Kami are you asking me? Aren’t you supposed to be her ‘significant other’ or something?

Taeka: (growls, and bears her nice, long, sharp, pointy teeth) I swear if one more person makes one more snide comment about that they will find more than one of my teeth tearing apart a place where the sun don’t shine.

(ominous pause)

Sasuke: …right then.

Dragon: So …so …HIDEOUS!!!

Taeka: (sigh) I know what this is about. (faces camera) Here’s the cheat-cheat version. This one over here, (points to insane authoress currently ‘hiding’ under the bed) being the lazy arse that she is, decided that she didn’t really feel like doing all the work she had to catch up on for the end of the school year, never mind all the studying she still has to do. (rolls eyes) ANYWHO, Being bored, and slightly guilty –

Sasuke: Guilty? Guilty of what?

Taeka: (glares at camera) If you let me finish you insufferable, jackarse of a ninja …she went on Fanfiction, and decided to read what she had posted so far. (sigh) Big mistake. Being the totally inane perfectionist and self-beater that she is, she sort of had a mental breakdown.

Dragon: (screams again, before for some unknown reason the bed jumps and Taeka is sent flying before landing on the bed)

Taeka: (completely unfazed) We thought we could calm her down enough to get her to explain why she hasn’t been on lately, but you can see this turned out with mixed results.

Sasuke: Then why are we still rolling? You could have just come on, said she was going mental and wouldn’t be on, and then left. I don’t even need to be here!

Taeka: (rolls eyes) Oh yea, and suffer through her meltdown alone? Listen buddy, I suffer, you suffer. Comprende?

Sasuke: …um …

Taeka: (deadpans) It means ‘do you comprehend’ you moron. (looks down at bed) When she stops foaming at the mouth, I’ll ask her why the thought of hiring you even crossed her mind…

Sasuke: (snort) Join the club. I ask myself why I caved in to her every day …the little wimp …

Taeka: (raises eyebrow) That’s because I threatened to eat you, remember?

Sasuke: (pause) Oh, right. (cough) Can you get on with it already?

Taeka: (blinks, then snarls) Little …whatever. Point is people, she is probably going to take down everything she has, and totally revamp every story she has put up and hasn’t. Pray for some updates sometime after school ends.

Sasuke: (incredulous) What, you expect her to update that quickly?

Taeka: Not really …but it never hurts to pray does it?

Liz (friend of Dragon’s): (offstage) Oh yeah, you go and pray. Last time I did that I got my little sister! Have fun praying losers!

Taeka: (puts paw to face) What she sees in that girl I will never know …

Sasuke: …

Dragon: (screams …again)

Taeka: SHUT THE H/LL UP!!!

Sasuke: …

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Redemption of the Fallen by Manatheron reviews
A Different Path from the valley of the end. Officially pseudo-complete (My Co-author dropped off the map)
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Look Before you Leap by SkySoul reviews
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Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
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Two Tailed Angel by RaineJoybringer reviews
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Growing Pains and Orange Bitters by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo experiences some new feelings towards his brother, and they're not exactly welcome. But the further you suppress something, the more it takes out of you, and it's only a matter of time before you just let it out.
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Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
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Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
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Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
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Soragakure, The Hidden Village of Sky by HarbingerLady reviews
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The Escape by Chuni Luni reviews
Somehow a girl who has given up on the world is transported in to the world of Naruto. :sigh: The end has come...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Look out Konoha, here they come by WanderingFlame reviews
Three insane girls somehow get teleported to the Naruto world. What havoc shall they cause?
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Deceptions of Alianne by Madame-S-Butterfly reviews
A young, flirtatious Aly soon learns that “If you’ve a story, make sure it’s a whole one, with details close to hand. It’s the difference between a successful lie and getting caught.” Even when dealing with boys.
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Naruto Beyond by Jackyl 2000 reviews
Next generation fic. Takes place 15 years after manga. Naruto is a jounin now and has his own, gennin team. What challenges awaits the NEW team number seven? Second exam ends! The real challenge begins now! Please Read & Review!
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Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
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Second Chances by BattleStations reviews
Lifes never been easy. Toss a scene change in there and you've got Samma's new one. Who knew a kid had so much chakra...DONE! finally
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Worlds Without End by SevenLevels reviews
Two friends, a strange note, and the promise of the greatest Naruto experiance of their lives. When Alison Mckay and her best friend Michelle Prince are sucked into their favorite anime story, worlds will collide as fantasy and reality fuse inextricably.
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A new team, different sensei by Kin-Ryu Chikara reviews
Naruto has a different team and a very different sensei. What will change? What will stay the same? Not very good summary, but better story. Pairings decided by vote. NaruSakuIno. Read and review! Note: adopted by Saito namikaze and Shauni2420.
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Nature's Girl by furubalover9-12 reviews
Ed and Al meet up with a strange girl with strange powers. But she is not alone. Can they trust there new found friend? Or will they be forced to destroy her? In a feirce battle of wits and powers they try to overcome a killer. Is it the girl, or the man.
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Illusion of Bluebird by Gozilla reviews
[Spoiler to BI and the TV series] The Elric brothers had finally found the philosopher’s stone and Al was finally restored. But there was something wrong with Al’s body. Would Ed find the solution in time?
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Flower Of Konoha by Princess-Tsunade reviews
Loneliness ends for Naruto when his sister returns, and he finds himself surrounded by the love and care he'd always longed for. But Danah has also returned for another reason to protect him, because the enemies of Konoha are stirring ..KakashiOC
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Red Ishbalen Lightning by videogmegirl reviews
Aka was almost normal, but when her father is murdered, she teams up with the Elrics to find out why. But how far can she get when they don't know she's an Ishbalan? Or a girl! EdwardXOC
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Me, Myself, and I by agent000 reviews
Hi, my name is Katie Greene, and this is the sequal to My Body, Your Soul. Edward has been reincarnated, but not all is happily ever after. He's starting to forget who he was. Have I been possessed again? Get out of my body, whoever you are!
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Itachi's FoolProof Business Plan by RaineJoybringer reviews
Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Saviour by Kwisatz Haderach reviews
Naruto is taken in by Tsunade and Shizune. He is trained by the best Konoha has to offer in preparation for a future evil. There is more to Kyuubi than meets the eye as she offers Naruto guidance in his quest to rid the world of an even greater evil.
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My Weird Stash of Random FMA Stories by daveypandas reviews
These are silly stories that I make up when I get bored. They are in no certain order. Enjoy!
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Answering Machines! by 13thShadowKnight reviews
This is what happens when the naruto characters get phones! And me and other people leave messages on them! YAY! r&r. rated for language
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Welcome to My World, I Think by agent000 reviews
Here I'm having an almost normal day for once, when suddenly, BOOM! Ed appears. Now what am I supposed to do?
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Connection by Yumeorb reviews
Naruto was a child detested. Gaara was a child feared. When a young Gaara was brought to Konoha for a visit, the two met, and they realize that they share more of a bond with than anyone else.
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Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
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Forget Me Not by mistressmarionette reviews
What do djinn think about in the middle of the night? The past? The future? Or are they just sitting there?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Magic And The Hippogriff by R Lucky Crayon reviews
My friends and I get sent to Hogwart School For Witch Craft and Wizardry. Will we survive the year, or conquer the school. Read to find out. ON HAITUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005
Ice and Dark by raining-sin reviews
PLEASE READ! A story about a pained young girl, Ruri. When she was little, she lost her whole family. She has failed her military exam, and the boy she has met doesn't like her. The trouble is, these are all lies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Live and Let Die by Blizpeak reviews
One Shot: After becoming distraught over the disappearance of Nathaniel, missing in action since the defeat of Nouda, Kitty summons Bartimaeus once more to inquire as to his whereabouts. A finale of sorts, a much needed closer to the third book.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Ghost of Konoha by kirokikumo reviews
A mysterious girl known only as "Ghost" shows up in Konoha (OC). Possible Spoilers. Will catch up with the manga later. PG-13 just for precaution for later fight scenes. Better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005
Halloween Fright by 13thShadowKnight reviews
Four girls are taken to the Naruto world. Chaos will ensue...especially when Syd meets the people she's most scared of... there will be violence. lots of violence. and it's rated T for language. r&r to find out what happens. hiatus I CAN'T THINK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005
Another World : The Tables Have Turned by darkestviolet reviews
Sequel to Another World and Back Again. This time Kakashi and his students are sent to another universe for a taste of their own medicine. Possible pairings, OOCness, and odd happenings.
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Death and Rebirth by Lain Mikado reviews
Dead to her own world she is brought into the World of Naruto by the worst villain ever. Orochimaru. Now that she is paired with Team 7 in the Chunin exams things are about to get much, much worse for her when she confronts old friends and foes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,941 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
From real to ANIME! by TomomiyaKoccoa reviews
Two sisters took up their new identities, Ayame and Akira Kyumi, as they both dropped into the fascinating world of Naruto by the means of abusing their lousy com. Follow their ehem.. typical story..Read more inside!R&R!OCspairings not decided yet!
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Leia by Aqua Princess of Avalone reviews
Fourteen year old Leia Stern has never heard much about her perents' past. Between school, friends, and saving the world on the regular basis, she never bothered to ask. But now, Leia will discover her perents past, and now become a part of it.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005
Character Crazy by Dyeh reviews
What happens when three friends and myself get a hold of our favourite characters? Chaos and comedy of course. Plus Icecream. Loads of Icecream. R&R. OneShot
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The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
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Dream World by Pikachu-Goddess-Rishika reviews
not yaoi, for any one who cares; a unique girl with a unique power: the power to travel to the Anime world in her dreams...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002
Day Dreams by BookDragon reviews
Yu-Gi-oh Characters come to our world and cause... CHOAS! lol it's based own what would happen in my town Please read this and Review! Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,964 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Complete
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A Wolf's Eye View reviews
My name is Naomie, I belong to no village and I have done terrible things. There isn't only one victim who has a demon locked inside of them...CHAPTER SIX UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
A Crazy Night reviews
This is about me and three friends going to the Naruto world. We get the powers of the elements and have to save the future of Kohona. Really crazy. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,414 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005