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Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, and Hidalgo.
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Maximum Ride: Warp by Uherenye reviews
Max and the flock have just escaped from Itex but can they find a safe place to live now? Is there even such a thing? Various pairings including, of course, FAXNESS. If you don't particularly love Faxness, I think you should be ok though.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,018 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Max, Fang
Continuing On by krazeeme reviews
This basically picks up and continues on from Lady Knight. Plan for some romance KD and hopefully some humor. This is my first fic so would really appriciate any feedback.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Tortall
The First of a Line by Katttie QQQ reviews
SPOILER WARNING If you haven't read Oakleaf Bearer's then I suggest you do! Based on Ranger's Apprentice Series. A/U OOC. The daughter of Baron Arald convinces her father to let her travel with Will the Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/15/2006
My Demons by VinnyRoxyFrankie reviews
Our favourite 'dark' member of the flock's point of view of The Angel Experiment. Some onesided MaxXFang, if you take it that way. R&R, please. BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006
Transfigured Hearts 9: Recurring Problem by MrsTater reviews
When prejudice, a communication breakdown, a separation, and the Daily Prophet frazzle nerves and make tempers flare, Remus and Tonks admit the B-word into their relationship vocabulary: break-up. Sirius' personal mission is to make them take it back...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,804 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Warriors Gone Wild by Ravenpelt reviews
What would happen if Fireheart was the most popular tom with the shecats? Well, read and you'll know. Other pairings are up! Rated for a reason people. Don't read if you don't know what innuendo is.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006
I hate what love does to me by Hikaru-neko reviews
Max has always thought abot this. Fang has too. Now, all of the flock's dreams are coming true. R&R Not a oneshot! REDONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Teach Him To Fly by Moriko-Demon reviews
With death comes life, and with darkness comes light. Max and the gang must learn this the hard way. On hold because of writer's block.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006
Home at Last by Venomous Angel 75 reviews
She's been gone for three years and has just now been able to find her way home. How will the flock react? How will he react? Please review. Warning for Language. Complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Return Of the Stars by Tabis the Tabby reviews
based on Warriors, Erin Hunter A new prophecy, some old enemies and four clans who have to stick together or perish. Problem? Things haven't been quite peaceful between them.....sequel to Of the Stars -hiatus-
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005
The Sickness by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
The flock has gone three months without being attacked, but then everything comes crashing down and all sense of safety is lost. They find their lives are in more danger than ever before. THERE WILL BE FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Sarah Baker by SereneCalamity reviews
Tom and Kate Baker move Sarah to a completely different city and school, to live with her grandparents. Everyone misses her, especially Jake. But then Sarah meets Eliot, and things begin to change.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Homeward Bound: An Alternate Version of ITHOTG by Saphron reviews
Ch. 51 UP! Flashback to Alanna’s squire years. What if, instead of winning the Tusaine war, Alanna and Jon had ended up lost in enemy territory? Together the two must go on a long and arduous journey to find their way home...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 137,352 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
By the Fire of the Sun by Eclipse of the Sun reviews
The smallest falter may cause the ultimate fall. Shadow, ice, and fang will come together and form a darkness that can be penetrated only by the fire of the sun. Epilogue is UP. COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,439 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Not so Alone by pendragoness reviews
Max and the flock are trying to find their parents. But on the way they meet another flock...just like them. And then there's Dragon, a very strange bird kid who could put them in even more danger...R and R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Flight Path by Mornwey reviews
What if the school never existed? What if the Flock were just normal kids? If you want to know, read on...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006
Sunset: My Version by Dewfrost reviews
sequel to Twilight: My Version Once again, I can't wait for September for Twilight, so this is my version of what Sunset, the last book in the New Prophecy series will be like.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006
Gems of the Forest by Crazy Penguin Lord reviews
Goldpaw is an ordinary apprentice of TreeClan. She hunts, plays with her friends, and listens to the elders' stories. But one one fateful day, a race for her life and that of her newlyfound sister is set. Only the golden light of the sun can save them now
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
New Love? by GraceIsMyMiddleName reviews
Set Just After Lady knight. With two weddings comming up and a new relationship forming, how will Kel and Dom do? With a new man after Kel what will Dom do? KD or K? KD UPDATED
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Fire Alone Can Save Our Clan by Catapult Turtle reviews
Just make sure the kits don't touch it! A rewritten version of Into the Wild, in a world where Firepaw is named after Longtail's burning coat, Graypaw is a Nobel Peace Prize winner, Spottedleaf is a gangsta, and craziness is at every corner!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006
The Yamani by Internal Ecstasy reviews
The Yamani: a title entrusted to the Emperor's best and most trusted female-warrior. In his eyes, she would be the fairest one of all; intelligent and strategic; possess the strength and skills of a man; and the most loyal and faithful servant. She is Keladry of Mindelan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Keladry, OC
Warriors: Forest of Blood by Scribbler Kitty reviews
Well...I started wondering: what if Firestar was killed? What if BloodClan won, instead of being defeated. And I wrote...this. XD I know, it's kinda sad. CHAPTER EIGHT'S UP!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
Harry Potter and the Search for the Hidden Souls by EveningSongEnchantment reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione must find the horcruxes before it is too late and Lord Voldemort rules the world. And destroys all they love and hold dear. Can they do it? Despite the obstacles that lie in their path? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Undiscoverd by GreenEyedBabe09 reviews
Sam is trying to help the Phantom, while spending time gentling her 2 year old horse, and spend time wiht Ace her loveable horse. All the while trying to go through highschool and living on the range with a new baby brother on the way.Then there's Jake
Phantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,419 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Tawnypelt by Rainpath reviews
What's wrong with Ivypaw, Tawnypelt and Thornclaw's daughter? And is their son, Dewfoot, destined to be the greastest warrior in all the Clans, like Leafpool's dream suggests? COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Twilight: My Version by Dewfrost reviews
A fanfic of what I think's going to happen in Twilight. Please read!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,961 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Stuck In a Hole by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Kel gets stuck in a hole. Who else falls in? And who will get her out? And of course, what happens after? And what about poor Tobe? K&D ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Just A Little Tense by romancejunkie reviews
Max is tense. Very tense in fact. What will Fang do to remedy said situation? Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Nothing to Fear by sunshinenorcas reviews
[[Bloody Jack Under the Jolly Rodger]] Jacky awakens from her nightmare to find that her fear has not forsaken her. JackyxJared
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Matchmakers by Aurora Night reviews
SandryBriar romance. After a year and a half of traveling around the world, Briar returns to Winding Circle… and Sandry.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Circle of Magic, Circle of Magic - Complete
Of the Stars by Tabis the Tabby reviews
[Warriors, Erin Hunter]Seven new cats enter the forest after their clan was killed by wolves. They find Thunderclan but have a hard time ajusting to the new names, clan orginization system and most of all Starclan. Can they learn to respect these cats wh
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,708 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Bluestar by Glacierclaw reviews
Bluestar, the old leader of ThunderClan...this is her story. Gets kind of sad. Complete!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,480 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Dom's Fear of Kittens by Artistically challenged reviews
Dom fears kittens, Thom flirts with an ant, Kel kills Cleon and everyone dies. Random characters pop up in random places. Rated T for swearing, people dying, and an incident between Dom and a, female, rock.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2005
blinded by silfaeyn reviews
They made a mistake, and Kel's not sure she understands what went wrong. KelDom. Sequel to Aware.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Tortall - Complete
aware by silfaeyn reviews
His skin is salt and male and Dom, and she wonders why they never did this before. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Tortall - Complete
A Test of Acceptance by CrystalPegasus reviews
Eleven years after Kel stepped forward another unlikely candidate decides to become a page. This time she has the advantage of having another female Knight as a mentor. But not even Kel can help her cope with her Gift and her strange talent. K/D
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,959 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003
From the Horse's Mouth by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Stupid two-leggers--the blue-eyed two-leg stallion makes my freckled, brown-furred mare servant act weird...yes, I am a horse. Were you wondering?Peachblossom's view on KelDom fluff...how will our peachy hero handle it?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2004
Bubbles by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Hmmm...KelDom and lots and lots of bubbles...how'd this happen? Read to find out! KelDom...enough fluff to make you retch.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
FleshEating Unicorns by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
After Kel kills Blayce, a girl fails her page training, making people start to doubt that women can fight again. What will change their minds? What happens when you throw flesh-eating unicorns in the mix? (rating for violence and romance--KelDom)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Love That Melts by Blue Roses2 reviews
A frosty snowball fight, followed by a close encounter.... of the good kind. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004
Bedside Manner by Pheep reviews
When Kel wakes up one morning, she is confused about a lot of things. Fortunately, Dom is there for her, and will help in confusing her even more. A KD ficlet.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
Allergies by Saraswathi reviews
[Winner of THA 2005] Tobe discovers that his mistress has a peculiar allergy to Sergeant Domitan.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Headaches by Saraswathi reviews
What should have been in Lady Knight between Kel and Dom.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Tortall, Tortall
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A Twisted Trail reviews
When her home is stricken with illness, a young streetcat must find her way to the legendary forest clans. But can an expert of the street find her way in the wild?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006
Warriors: The First Prophecy reviews
Bodies littered the clearing. Blood drenched the ground and the walls. Torn fur blew around the Base Camp. They couldn't stay here. No one could. The Prophecy was beggining to unfold.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,113 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Forever Wild, Forever Free reviews
Poem about mustangs that I wrote for Writing Class. Rough draft so bear with me. Corny title.
Hidalgo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Partners reviews
Just a oneshot that popped into my head. Hidalgo's POV at the end of the movie.
Hidalgo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
After the Storm reviews
Completly useless oneshot, but good if you want a little more of Firestar and Co. A few spelling mistakes, it being my first fic from a million years ago and not my best writing or formatting, but I revised it a little so check it out anyway. You may like
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
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