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Ouroboros by Novus Ars reviews
Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords. (multi-povs. Unreliable narrator. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,380 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Harry P., Neville L., Salazar S., Godric G.
Fractured Fairytale by Tsume Yuki reviews
Three years after he escaped from the nightmare forced upon him by the Gaunt wretch, Tom Riddle meets another witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,037 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/9 - [OC, Tom R. Sr.] Tom R. Jr.
Extraordinary Summer by BrilliantLady reviews
It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,679 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
you belong to me (i belong to you) by Child-OTKW reviews
After an accident, Harry wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before. He tries to keep his head down, but Tom Riddle has a habit of making himself Harry's problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,591 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,616 - Reviews: 6931 - Favs: 9,896 - Follows: 10,373 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Rebirth of a Dark Lord by Strabo reviews
Gellert Grindelwald dies in Nurmengard and welcomes Death with open arms, making his rebirth in one Harry James Potter all the more irritating. Updates on Saturdays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,477 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G.
Weeping Angel by impossibleleaf reviews
The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries sent Harry to the late 19th century. Stuck in this farce of home, who can he really rely on? And should he really trust this Albus Dumbledore? Harry swore he was going to go back to 1996 and save his friends and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened. But how? At what price? And what will be left of him in the end? HP/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 171,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Price to Pay by High Pot In Noose reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
Lord Voldemort had Never Heard Such Bullshit by shaqb4 reviews
A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Lucius M., Voldemort
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 11,622 - Follows: 13,803 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Princeps by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Harry has worked for years as an Unspeakable to identify the best point where he might go back in time to change the impact of Voldemort's war. Now he knows: he will have to return to his parents' Hogwarts years and encourage the Slytherins to stand on their own instead of following a leader. Surely nothing can go too wrong. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 11/22/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Pointing Out The Obvious by Zalanor reviews
A collection of one-shots, in which Harry asks questions pointing out things that don't quite make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 2/22/2020
In Hindsight by Leonhard van Euler reviews
During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry falls into a cabinet of time turners sending him back in time to the 19th century. Stranded in the past, with a war against Grindelwald looming ahead, Harry must decide his allegiances before it's too late... GenFic, adventure in war, friendships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,663 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G., Nicolas F.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 11,892 - Follows: 14,842 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
The Nightmare Man's Journey by Tiro reviews
Sequel to The Nightmare Man, set ten years later. Under the rule of the Dark Lord Voldemort, much still remains the same. Yet rebels still exist, and they fight to remove Voldemort's ally, the Nightmare Lord. Will they succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,639 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Rabastan L. - Complete
Halloween by LeeASherlook reviews
Amidst the stresses of his fifth school year, the horcrux within Harry begins to become sentient; its intentions unclear but possessiveness evident. Consequently, things take a dark turn as Halloween approaches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Life, Another Love, Another—oh, whatever by AverageFish reviews
On her 1st day in Forks, Izzy Swan walks into Carlisle's office asking him to be her shrink. On her 2nd day at school, Edward realises she smells of lightning—and that she's crazy, because no, no he does not have an identical twin called Cedric. A crack story of two people who have better things to do—but fall in love anyway. HPxEC Gen!fic. MOD!Harry!Bella. AU. Trans character.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 6/10/2019 - [Harry P., Edward] Carlisle - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 263 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards by viciousmouse reviews
When the most powerful magics collide due to Harry Potter's desperate, last sacrifice, he creates for himself a chance to fix up the wrongs in his world. Yet going back in time isn't everything that he expected: Voldemort is a threat, but it is Harry himself who no longer fits comfortably in the world. Time has changed him, he just hasn't yet figured out how.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,628 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
FREAK by Hawa DL reviews
At the age of nine a boy ran away from his home and was soon taken in and trained in the art of muggle warfare. For a decade the wizarding world was left to flounder in its attempts to fight a Second War against the Dark Lord. Now things are changing. Harry Potter, the mercenary, has returned on one last assignment: to kill Voldemort or die trying. HP/SS. Darkish!Harry. Past abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Hermione G., Albus D.
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
From The Ashes by Leonhard van Euler reviews
On that dreadful night, Albus Dumbledore is struck down by his friend and fellow staff member, Severus Snape, whilst the Death Eaters watch on in glee and Harry in horror. Seconds after the Curse strikes him, Albus finds himself waking up in the seven year-old body of Harry Potter. Reincarnated as the Boy-Who-Lived he now has to find a way to defeat Voldemort once and for !HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,115 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., Nicolas F.
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 237,215 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
To Dwell on Dreams by Mike1732 reviews
This story is a small expansion of the meeting between Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter in the chapter "The Mirror of Erised." Told from Albus's perspective. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 7,505 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,828 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Vendor by EXNativo reviews
A warm meal? A cup of coffee? A helping hand with the reconstruction, or an audience with Death herself? Whatever it is that you need, the Vendor is more than capable of supplying. MoD!Godlike!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/21/2017
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 1,139 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Albus Severus Potter by gandalf537 reviews
Severus Snape meets Albus Severus Potter- and thinks he needs to have a word or two with the Potter couple. Based off of the final chapter of "101 Names We Could Have Used." [Can be read separately, not particularly meant to be taken seriously.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2017 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
101 Names We Could Have Used by gandalf537 reviews
101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing most of the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 6,778 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 14,860 - Follows: 8,507 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3987 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 6,565 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 11,213 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 7072 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 390 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil by inukagome15 reviews
Something went very wrong that Dumbledore never planned for. After only a year of peace, Voldemort came back to power. Now, eleven bloody years later, Harry Potter makes a critical choice that lands him in a position that he could only have dreamed of: to do it over once again, and make it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,970 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 11,266 - Follows: 13,160 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Severus' Dreams by paganaidd reviews
During that dark year when Voldemort held sway over Wizarding Britain, Poppy Pomfrey gives Headmaster Snape a Christmas gift. Sequel to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,722 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Brothers Divided by bast4 reviews
For as long as he could remember, Harry Potter hadn't been alone. By his side had been his twin Jason. Then they arrived at Hogwarts and were Sorted into different Houses. Suddenly, a chasm lay between them, one Harry couldn't cross and Jason refused to. So Harry had to learn how to stand without his twin, finding friends and fighting a war along the way. - cross-post from AO3 -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 11,776 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4940 - Favs: 13,841 - Follows: 15,789 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 22,497 - Follows: 8,793 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 12,986 - Follows: 12,973 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,653 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Devil's Waitin' by Calla Mae reviews
What if it hadn't just been Lorne and the man in his trunk when he crashed his car in Bemidji, what if a woman had been sitting in the passenger seat? How well does she know Lorne Malvo, what part will he have her play? And when it's discovered he might actually care for her, how far would he be willing to go to save her? Lorne x OC
Fargo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,857 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - L. Malvo, OC
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,719 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 11,773 - Follows: 12,863 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students by Hyaroo reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Negligentia by Murkatroyd reviews
Six years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry Potter shares dinner with someone from his past and remembers some of the more important moments of his life. My take on the "brother of the boy who lived" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,635 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 496 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Never Sleep by Kia Stirling reviews
Hadley feels her cousin is a little off. Harry doesn't feel anything. AU Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,224 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,457 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
The Kitten Prince of Slytherin by thenerd1026 reviews
Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Dobbits Chocolates and Cakes Save the World by onewealthyhobo reviews
All Harry ever wanted was to raise Teddy in a proper home, but of course his fame wouldn't allow them that sort of peace. So they forsake magic to find themselves a true home. Perhaps they'll find it in Forks? Harry/Chief Swan Teddy/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Harry P., Charlie S.] [Teddy L., Jacob]
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
What's In A Name? by Newcomb reviews
Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 857 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hello, My Name is Norberta by tinyrose65 reviews
As Harry prepares to face off against a dragon in the Tournament's first challenge, he meets an old friend that he wasn't quite expecting to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 236 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Burn of the Phoenix by laughandlove reviews
...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strength of White by Wujjawoo reviews
ONESHOT Even when the world has turned against you and you have lost yourself and lost your way, you cannot deny who you are. Azkaban story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,565 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Iron Curtain by Systatic reviews
The Wizarding World revered him. The Volturi feared him. Edward simply needed him. Harry certainly wasn't objecting. Harry/Edward. dom!Harry. HP/Twilight crossover. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
If I Could Live This Time Again by Duana reviews
Aghast at the effects of war, Harry passes out from exhaustion only to find himself awoken in a place he knows no longer stands, with people he knows no longer live and a destiny he thought he no longer had. hpss, slash time travel more warnings inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,660 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Elective Affinities by Caecelia reviews
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix at Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash, AU. Severus will go to the ends of the earth for his Potions ingredients if he has to. But the top of a very high mountain is preferable, even if Harry Potter is living there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Ashes of Time by Dius Corvus reviews
Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 1,267 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15558 - Favs: 25,629 - Follows: 10,631 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 9,450 - Follows: 2,456 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 11,735 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 7,769 - Follows: 6,990 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
No Difference by attackfishscales reviews
After Harry talks to Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows, he takes a little detour to Spinner's End, back before it was Snape's house, back when it belonged to a woman named Eileen prince. Snape couldn't be angrier that Harry Potter is his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,438 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Green Fairies and Mended Spirits by netrixie reviews
Harry gets sent to check on a lonely and often suicidal Snape, but when he gets to Spinners End, he gets the shock of his life. I mean really- how many of you have dealt with a drunk and very verbose Severus Snape? R for Snarry slash. ONESHOT. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Impression by Iago96 reviews
Harold Potter isn't best pleased when his father announces his engagement to a total stranger. What will Harry do to ensure his happiness in marriage? SNARRY. AU. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 864 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Breaking Point by Marie Phantom reviews
To the world, Severus Snape was a man with walls that could not be broken. But when Harry sees beyond the mask, what will ne do to make sure the man he loves feels huma again? HPSS SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 296 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Love's Bestowing by Arigazi reviews
Complete. Slash. Summary inside. AU. HPLM. A certain blonde veela discovers his lifemate in the middle of a final battle just as Voldemort moves in on him. From the battlefield to Malfoy Manor, these mates are in for one hell of a rocky ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,006 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 1,045 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 8,555 - Follows: 1,133 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 681 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 366 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 6,674 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghosts by ntamara reviews
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Giving Notice by dontgiveahoot reviews
A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2002
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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