Author has written 8 stories for Supernatural, Psych, and Criminal Minds.
Sarah: waves Hello, I'm Sarah, obviously because I'm saying this, and there's a little "Sarah" label before everything I say and... I'm just rambling now, Michelle?
Michelle: sweatdrop Hey, we're Supernaturalandlostfan.
Sarah: mumbles Even though I've never seenLost in my life.
Michelle: glares We basically just co-write on this account, but I have written a couple of fics solo already. "The Hunted" and "Expect the Unexpected" for example.
Sarah: interrupts There's a funny story behind that "Expect the Unexpected" story
Michelle: glares But it’s not important though. Anyways, we’re just here to post our mini-profiles.
Sarah: Whose are we posting first?
Michelle: shrugs How about mine, alphabetical, you know?
Sarah: annoyed Yes, but we want it to be fair. Let’s just do paper-rock-scissors.
They play it. Michelle cheats.
Michelle: triumphantly Yes, I win! Alphabetical fate has done it again.
Sarah: You mean you had another incident with this so-called “Alphabetical fate?”
Michelle: sweatdrop It’s a long story, don’t ask. Just paste those profiles.
Sarah: Fine, fine…
Birthday: May 24, 1978
Favorite Show: Supernatural
Favorite Male Celebrity: Orlando Bloom (Michelle: He is fine anyway he looks, be it a blonde elf or a wanna-be pirate. Sarah: w00t, Orli’s hot!)
Favorite Female Celebrity: Angelina Jolie (Michelle: Only woman in the world I'd throw my hubby aside for. Just don't tell him… Sarah: She is pretty, isn’t she?)
Favorite Food: I have a horrible obsession with broccoli and cheese (Michelle: Yum, yum, just writing it down makes me hungry! Sarah: I’ve never had that combination…)
Favorite Toothpaste: Crest whitening gel (Sarah: That’s a toothpaste? Michelle: smiles showing the pearly whitesYes, there is a toothpaste version.)
Current item obsession: My new laptop.
Favorite Milk: Hershey's chocolate
Favorite movie: Shaun of the Dead (Michelle: I watch it at least three times a week, and it's funnier every time! Sarah: laughs I like the part where he doesn’t notice the zombies at first, and slips on the blood.)
Favorite Song: Simple man (Michelle: Lynard Skynard)
Favorite Rock Group: Maroon 5
Birthday: October 12, 1990
Favorite Show: Supernatural (Sarah: At the moment…)
Favorite Male Celebrity: Brad Pitt. (Sarah: I just got Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I’ve been obsessed with him since… Michelle As close as one can get to being the perfect man!)
Favorite Female Celebrity: Angelina Jolie (Sarah: Again, I’m blaming it on Mr. and Mrs. Smith, lol. Michelle: You already know how I feel about her, people.)
Favorite Food: Yogurt (Sarah: People say that’s not a food, but I think they’re just jealous. Of what, I don’t know. I just say people are jealous for no reason at all sometimes…Michelle: I love Trix yogurt! Does that count? Sarah: Of course.)
Favorite Fan Fiction Section: Er, it’s probably the 4400 section… crowd boos (Sarah: What? Supernatural has a few bleak fics, people. Michelle: Blasphemer!)
Current item obsession: My Bed. (Sarah: It’s oh so welcoming in the mornings and at night!)
Favorite Drink: Eggnog drools
Favorite Movie: Probably National Treasure (Sarah: Go Riley! Michelle: Haven't seen it, but if Riley's all you make him to be, then I'm gonna buy the DVD tomorrow! Sarah: Yay!)
Favorite Band: Relient K
Favorite Supernatural Power: Telekinesis (Sarah: This thing is so cool.)
Since we want to take up a bit more space, here are a few funny things:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Sarah: There. I think that about sums upMichelle and me. I hope you enjoyed reading about two complete strangers! Read our stories and review please.
Michelle: nodding We’ll do something weird if you don’t!
Sarah: waves Bye! We’ll probably update this in a few months.
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