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Joined 10-28-05, id: 921396, Profile Updated: 08-28-13
Author has written 4 stories for Max Payne, M*A*S*H, and iCarly.

Pretty sure I've got fics in the most random fandoms possible. Hope you enjoy what you read.

eleventhirty

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Memories by Mega-Erofan reviews
After the death of Lu Bu and his acceptance into Wei, Zhang Liao finds himself haunted by the past and can only look to one way to relieve the pain in his heart. *UPDATED*
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4 - [Zhang Liao, Lü Bu] Xiahou Dun - Complete
Rainy Dreams by Mega-Erofan reviews
A normal rainy afternoon spent with his dear friend in Chang'an will stir up some pressing issues within Zhang Liao. Can he face the cold truth reality may give him because of it or will he be rewarded with the thing he desires most of all? Zhang LiaoxLu Bu, hinted One-sided OCxLu Bu
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Zhang Liao, Lü Bu] OC - Complete
Nev and Max by HowsMyDriving reviews
Max is upset about a couple they tried to put together on Catfish and Nev tries to comfort him.
Others - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013
Changes: Scenes from My Life with Sheldon Cooper by julesmonster reviews
This is the story of Sheldon and Leonard, from their first date until they have reached the ripe old age of 68. Each chapter deals with a major event in their life together. There are funny moments and romantic moments and moments that might bring a small tear to your eye. SLASH. Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,964 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Leonard H., Sheldon C.] - Complete
Ephemera by analect reviews
As apprentices in the Circle, Karl and Anders find an intimacy to treasure. But once Anders is gone, Karl must seek his own freedom, little knowing that, years later, fate will bring them together once more. M/M - M for bare bits and adult content/themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Anders, Karl T.
Three Little Lovebirds by Cheesesack reviews
As the threat of a Reaper invasion looms over Citadel space, Shepard finds her heart torn between two women in her crew. As she struggles with her personal problems, an agent of her greatest enemy watches, and waits. ParagonFemshep/Tali/Liara. Rated M for sex, gore and language. Starts and is currently in ME1 with plans to include ME2 and ME3 in the future. Slight AU overtones.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,376 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shadow Broker
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Almost Easy by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Alistair had to be married. Why not to the Viscountess of Kirkwall? FemHawke/Alistair
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,022 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Hawke (F), Alistair
Under Siege by Vovo reviews
Relations change in the tides of war, but a strong bond between two souls is a fortress that cannot be destroyed. Xu Huang/Zhang Liao. Yaoi/Slash.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Xu Huang, Zhang Liao - Complete
Loveless by JestersTear reviews
Fenris is hit by a spell in battle that forces him to relive the way Danarius used him sexually. His body acts as it did back then, orgasming on demand. When Fenris wakes up the battle is over and Anders won't stop mocking for having taken a break right in the middle of it to come in his leggings. Eventually Fenris snaps and Anders realises what it is he's been mocking.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Wicked Ways by RewindedMiracle reviews
"Wide awake and falling on your faith." After her death, Gwen Shepard must learn how to rebuild herself. AU. Rated M for future content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,036 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Second chances by Hakuyaoshi reviews
*Warning! Spoilers!* Garrus X FemShep There are not always offers of second chances... rating will change in later chapters **Udates on Mondays!* Awesomesauce!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,483 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Carry On by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
Grief is a heavy burden. Kaidan Alenko carried his for two years.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
iSteal Spencer Back by x4ashes4ashes reviews
When Spencer finally gets serious about a girl, Carly is terrified she might lose him. Spencer/Carly: this is your incest warning. A sprinkling of Freddie/Sam as well. Takes place after iQ.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Spencer S., Carly S. - Complete
Heart Beat by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Takes place during my "Keeping Promises" timeline. Thor and Loki spend some time together on a nice spring day. Thor/Loki slash. Fluff.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Motes by littleblackdog reviews
AU, Snare universe. Those moments that focus on the relationship between Anders and Bethany.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Anders, Bethany H.
Opposites Attract by Kelcat reviews
Two men, complete opposites, find in each other what they didn't even realize they were looking for.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,657 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You by minor-thing reviews
Season 4. Penny's camisole. L/P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Standing Outside the Fire by Bittersweet Alias reviews
SLASH: Justin/Harry: Justin knows what it's like to be inside and outside of the line of fire. He's seen hate, bigotry, and treachery way too much in his young years and he sees all the invisible scars that marred Harry's soul. Slight AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,326 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Justin F., Harry P.
Vulnerability by Tree Wyrm reviews
WARNING: Contains spoilers if you have not completed Mass Effect 2. This story is starts at the two hours just before Commander Shepherd and her crew on the Normandy hit the Omega Relay. Garrus and Shepherd have become romantically involved.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
If You Need Me by Thessilian reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Fly With Me by Axelkin reviews
When Shepard visits Joker in the middle of the night, he finds out she wants to do more than learn how to fly. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Promise by Lady Revan reviews
Star Wars: KOTOR, LSF Revan and Carth: With a week and a half before arriving at the Star Forge, Carth beings to follow through on his promise to protect Revan. Spoilers if you haven't finished playing or are unfamiliar with the game. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,339 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Max Payne & Co present The Real World by TheMerryVingian reviews
Seven MP characters forced to live together. Let the madness begin!
Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
Angel by Dark Goddess1 reviews
PostExtecution....Alex and George share a tender moment.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Icy Beginnings by ShinraWeapon reviews
Yaoi. Can one night change things between Magus and Glenn? (Revised and updated!)
Chrono Trigger - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2004
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Mathematics reviews
If I went with Dad…If I left you and our veil of shadows, I had a chance to live my life in the sun. So I took it. Alternating POV set after iGoodbye. WARNING: CARLY/SPENCER PARING
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Carly S., Spencer S.
Someday We'll Know
Set before the events of MP 1. Vinnie and Lisa share a cup of hot chocolate.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Vinnie G., Lisa P.
Ice reviews
Frank's thoughts on losing a patient. Formerly posted here as "Crimson and Clover"
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Frank B. - Complete
Where the Streets Have No Name reviews
Based on the events of MP1 and MP2. In spite of fear and uncertainty, the assassin and the mobster were in love. But an act of cowardice leaves Vinnie to face life alone, wondering if his was a life worth saving.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Vinnie G., Mona S. - Complete