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by LoveBlink182 reviews
I'm finally caught. They caged me in a world of white and medicine. Please, Devi...I know I don't deserve it, but you know I love you, and I need you now. More than ever. Save me.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/24/2006
Of Humans and Predators
by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
The aftermath of Alien vs. Predator and the subsequent adventures of Scar and Lex involving dead possums, zombie vampires, oh yeah and alien invasion. Language warning, shenanigans warning, and contains a healthy dose of adventure.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Scar, Lex
by Chezara reviews
Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,885 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007
by MLS1984 reviews
House gets a big surprise on his birthday...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Play with Fire
by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
It was to be a glorious prank war, unrivaled in all the pilgrimage histories of Spira. Or so Rikku and Tidus thought before they risked Auron's wrath...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,832 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Rikku, Auron
by the Zoshi reviews
SEQUEL TO VANILLA BLUE KxK and other pairings 3 months have passed... time enough to gather ones thoughts, time enough to decide what's real... THE END HAS COME UPDATE 8 22 2008
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
by kokoronoitami reviews
Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,972 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
The Shape of His Heart
by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Zim's Hot New Partner
by The Only Person Who Luvz Akito reviews
Beginning sucks, but my writing greatly improves. Zim is forced into being partners with a girl of another alien species, and although she seems to have fallen in love with him, she immediately begins to cause many problems. ZimXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Zim - Complete
by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
As Space Ghost notices a piece of lettuce caught in between his perfect teeth just before showtime, he and Moltar overhear an unusual converstion: Brak wants to introduce Zorak to his "cucumber"! Short, stupid, and very salacious...woo-hoo!
Space Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What exactly happened on Johnny's vacation? Who did he meet? What did he see? A heartfelt tale of gore and insanity told from the poor souls who he came across on his magical journey. Crossover story of basically everything that isn't Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Johnny C.
Put the Book Down!
by Paperleaf reviews
[KennyxKyle] When Kyle refuses to put down the book he's reading, Kenny does what he does best to try and distract him. Oneshot X3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
by InYerFace reviews
Mixture of perfect and poorest. Success and Failure. Enter the lives of two friends that have know of each other for years, but have not actually KNOWN each other... until now. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
The Life of DeiDei
by Kimiko Haru reviews
Deidara had a dream. No. Not a dream. It was ... a nightmare. A nightmare..COME TRUE! SakuraxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
by Brat-Child3 reviews
Alone in life, Cartman desperately tries to find a friend he can play his favorite game with. Cowritten with KyleisGod.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
by Sweet and sour sauce reviews
This is my first fan fiction, so you know what comes along with that, be gentle in your reviews and constructive criticism equals love! The first part is a dream sequence, so bear with me.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Johnny C., Squee
The Ties that Bind
by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
by Betryal reviews
This story is being re-worked and moved to my other account, Nidia.Ceylon
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet
by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
by PhantomVarg reviews
On a rainy evening, Devi is attacked while walking home. Nny rescues her, but is terribly wounded from the fight. Reluctantly, Devi drags his unconscious body to her apartment to take care of him. Soon the bond between them begins to rebuild itself...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Johnny C., Devi D.
by Charlie Yubari reviews
Follows from Childlike Innocence. Nny and Teatime are called into the Guidance Councellor's office because of some, ah, 'antisocial' behaviour.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Why Me? A Love Story for Manic Depressives
by Dust Traveller reviews
Vincent wanted very little after Meteor, just to pass into quiet obscurity. Unfortunately fate seldom relinquishes its favorite chewtoy, and he will find himself embroiled in the affairs of a country on the brink of civil war. Ain't life grand? VY
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,360 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
by Betryal reviews
Zig and Zag are puppets destined to rule for one cause. They both hunt for a past that is also hunting for them. When all the mistakes have been made, can history repeat? Or will there finally be a balance? xFourth in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Gaz, Zim
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You
by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Scar, Friend or Foe?
by BlueBastard reviews
Lex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,523 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
French Toast and Other Strange Stories
by Karaoke reviews
Team 7 and their friends have a lot of adventures, and some of them are extremely strange, such as...well, just read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
by Betryal reviews
The Armada has arrived on Earth. Red seeks his revenge, Purple has his own agenda. Zim and Gaz explore new emotions and their relationship. In war, there are no rules, the same applies to love xSecond in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,576 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
by zany.dancing reviews
An amusing little tale of Gai's team trying to give the Christmas spirt. Neji is a little out of character but I think its funny all the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
A Testing Day
by Gardie reviews
Onceoff. AU. Gai decides to give a biology test to his class but is prevented by a chain of events. Includes bugs and alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
by FuckMePumps reviews
There was blood on the walls of the Nara Household... Oneshot. Rated for violence. ShikaIno. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
by rueyeet reviews
Only Dib can solve the mystery of the countless murders that are plaguing the city. Will he live to tell the tale?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2005
To be late or not to be late
by Datchi reviews
Why is Kakashi always late, whats the real reason? Why is Sakura late. Wait whats that. Sakura what happened? Gai-Sensai a hairdresser? rated cause Naruto has a potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2005
by Link and Luigi reviews
An unlikely quartet performs an unlikely activity. Yummy yummy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
by D.K. Archer reviews
Jumba receives bad news from home late one night, and his behavior puts a strain on his current relationships.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005
by Solain Rhyo reviews
To ensure her survival within the pyramid, Lex must now learn to trust both of the hunters in order to outwit and outlive their prey. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,141 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
The Drunk Drow
by Kokui reviews
Ok, Drizzt is acting a little weird after drinking some odd bevrage in some random tavern. Wait, he's not a little weird, lot weird. chapter 2 now up
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003
by Lennee reviews
Kiba just got a brand-new awesomely cool Gamecube with Super Smash Bros. Melee for Christmas. He decides to invite all his comrades-in-arms over for a little play date. Mayhem ensues. One-shot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Befriending the Paranormal
by Part-Time Robot reviews
Squee's parents send him to a different school hoping he'll get lost coming home, but they never expected him to actually make a friend. [JCV crossover. Chapter 2 up, on indefinite hiatus.]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004
by aLc reviews
Everyone can hide in self delusion, but in the end you are who you are. [Vincent]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2004
by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Carl is bored and goes and explores a creepy old house that isn't really that creepy, Dracula goes trickortreating in a fairy princess costume, and Van Helsing doesn't really seem to like cupcakes.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
by Twilit Violet reviews
An alien militia is bent on overthrowing the Galactic Federation, and Pleakley is an unwilling pawn in their scheme. Rated R for language, violence, and sexual situations. COMPLETE
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 89,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003 - W. Pleakley - Complete
by DarkShade reviews
[Happy Tree Friends] Flippy can't stop thinking of someone from his past... and now that she's reentered his life, will he be able to take her back?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
The Seduction of Severus Snape
by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Kakashi and the Packing Tape
by Kuro reviews
[Complete!] Tsunade has taken Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise and left him with a roll of packing tape! Whats our poor bored Kakashi going to do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Throwing Sanity into the Wind
by Kuro reviews
When Sakura wakes up one morning to go to the usual pratice, but its anotsousual day... Tis finished!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pokémon Alpha: the true story!
by Question the Majority reviews
The TRUE story of Pokémon! Ash is schizophrenic! Everyone hates Tracey! Meowth has a really stupid name! Guest stars aplenty (such as the legendary Mr. T)! And no stupid self-inserts! (PG-13 for language and adult humor... just like a real animé!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
An Omen for Coldness
by MANAGEyourDAMAGE reviews
My first story EVER! So be kind with criticism:oP Here's my rendition of the trip Nny will take in Issue #8 of JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2002
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Love is for Losers reviews
Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Johnny C., Devi D.
The Adventures of the Really Bored 5 reviews
Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru, and Shino are sucked into an alternate dimension because the Akatsuki mess up a dimensional jutsu. Dumb and violent! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Itahina and sasusaku. Has nothing to do with shoelaces. Remember who is writing this and notice that it isn't under the romance category.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chaos urges Vincent to kill people, but Vincent refuses. Everyone else is confused until Vincent finally complies. No pairing oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete
The End of the World and Stuff reviews
Hilarious and written to keep you busy while I update TRB5, but it doesn't matter if you read TRB5 or not. I hope you don't like Sasuke too much. Or Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Nottehn00b Returns and Leaves Again reviews
To rid myself of writer's block, I wrote this crack oneshot. It has a lot of Invader Zim and Naruto is stuck in an air vent. Rated T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
A Pretty Day in Konoha reviews
A demented story of Naruto's perfect day. Insanely happy, and a bit OOC. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Random Ramen Madness reviews
It is an odd oneshot about a day when Naruto... runs out of ramen. Sasuke bashing, random craziness, wide eyes, poor Annie, and hotness radars. Rewritten! Much better!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete