Author has written 15 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
I am cute and adorable and everybody loves me. I like double shot espressos and pretending I'm not actually 17, which I am. But being not 17 is so much more exciting that reality, don't you think? Except I am technically legal in my state, New York, so anybody can have sex with me. Except you know like goats or satanist rocks or something. I don't know, there's probably a limit to what you can publicly mount. Beyond that, I like illegal things. Sometimes I like being naked, but not all the time. Then I get cold. My men have to be seriously built. We're talking chiseled, ripped, the whole nine yards, son. Skinny boys are not turn ons. I can't date someone who weighs less than me, or at least looks it. I want to be a writer. That's what I'm doing here- hitting up the fans and gaining some recognition. Ha. FF.net is not exactly the pulitzer prize, but it will do.
I ship me some: OE, Huddy, Jam, and Me/the statue of David
So get on with it and read my shit. I will rock your crazy world, son.
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