TentativelyKate
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Joined 10-28-05, id: 921654
Author has written 15 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

I am cute and adorable and everybody loves me. I like double shot espressos and pretending I'm not actually 17, which I am. But being not 17 is so much more exciting that reality, don't you think? Except I am technically legal in my state, New York, so anybody can have sex with me. Except you know like goats or satanist rocks or something. I don't know, there's probably a limit to what you can publicly mount. Beyond that, I like illegal things. Sometimes I like being naked, but not all the time. Then I get cold. My men have to be seriously built. We're talking chiseled, ripped, the whole nine yards, son. Skinny boys are not turn ons. I can't date someone who weighs less than me, or at least looks it. I want to be a writer. That's what I'm doing here- hitting up the fans and gaining some recognition. Ha. FF.net is not exactly the pulitzer prize, but it will do.

I ship me some: OE, Huddy, Jam, and Me/the statue of David

So get on with it and read my shit. I will rock your crazy world, son.

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
What's Going on in that Office? by gweaz reviews
Everyone needs to speak to Cuddy, but she's currently occupied. What really goes on in that office?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Some Ways It Could Happen by Stratocruiser reviews
Sliding into oblivion...EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Postmarked Oregon by KSUnsungHero reviews
There was no return address, but the little red circle at the top of the envelope told him all he needed to know.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Lizzie9 reviews
The fact that he was married topped the list of the million reasons why they shouldn't. There was only one reason ringing in her mind as to why they should. She loved him.' EO angst as they engage in an affair, happiness later. FINAL CHAP UP.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,132 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
The Bet by Lizzie B reviews
During a stake out Fin brings up the squad's white elephant and makes a bet with John. A look at a romance from the outside in. EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Saving Grace by scullyseviltwin reviews
He wanted to ask her if she felt like there were certain moments leading up to this point he wanted to ask her if she knew like he knew that tonight was the night... but he didn't... EO FINISHED
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,922 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
o2 by matchboxcars reviews
He knows how to fill her lungs with water and drown her from the inside out with the beauty of his oceans, the weight of his ships.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006
Heat Wave by Lexxicon reviews
I scream, you scream...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Fairy Tale by Be Summer Rain reviews
She'd rather have the weight of the world, and she'd rather have him.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
What a Crazy Night by NoFearOnlyLove21 reviews
Olivia wakes up one morning to find herself with Elliot. What happened? EO of course. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
A Model of Decorum and Tranquility by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Narcissa Malfoy enters a world of intrigue and politics, where the only absolute loyalty is to one's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Amalgamation by scullyseviltwin reviews
Post Fault Elliot's color is what the sky looks like in dreams, what the ocean appears to be in commercials, but never really seems to be in actuality. It's something that's an almostcolor, but it's always a shade off, either too dark or too light. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
I Remember Your Beautiful Smile by SuperCellist reviews
Olivia is in a coma that she may never wake up from, and Elliot sits by her hospital bed and remembers.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
You by UnStabler reviews
Post FAULT. Contains spoilers. One shot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Lady Macbeth's Rewrite by NocturnalAntihero reviews
Never send a man to do a woman's job. Even if it is Shakespeare. R&R, please.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006
Tampons and Cantaloupe by Ms. Cecily Cardew reviews
Somewhere between tampons and cantaloupe something in their relationship changed. Comedy and romance ensue after a chance meeting at a grocery store.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Transparent by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry finds himself in Sweden, hunting for the Crumple Horned Snorkack with Luna and her father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Observant by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry always notices certain things about people, and Luna is, as always, a special case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Complete Accident by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre HBP] Harry bumps into Luna in the hallway. It's all a complete accident, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Subway by Lexxicon reviews
Olivia and Elliot take the subway...for some reason or another.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
I Never by lionessLeo reviews
The group has a little fun outside the precinct that opens up a new relatioship for two detectives. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006
Five Kisses by Be Summer Rain reviews
Five kisses, five 100 word drabbles. 'This can never happen again.'
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Touchdown by Lexxicon reviews
Just a little friendly game of football.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Lexxicon reviews
Maybe they should just agree to disagree.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Demonstration by Lexxicon reviews
Elliot and Olivia go through a crime step by step.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Breath by Lexxicon reviews
Elliot and Olivia making every breath count. Really not as fluffy as it sounds.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Duty Calls by rosa lunae reviews
When a rapist calls Olivia on her cell phone to give her the location of his first lady cop victim, a journey through danger and towards love finally begins. COMPLETE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,152 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - [O. Benson, E. Stabler] - Complete
The Presence of Absence by Holy Lulalicious reviews
I love you," she says simply. She doesn't know if it'll matter, doubts that it will fix anything, but she's learned tonight that she can have the strength she's always thought she had if she's willing to be weak for just a moment. (LL)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2004
Eina Nostare, Meleth Nin by The Last Evenstar reviews
It's Aragorn's 100th birthday, and he has romantic plans for the day. With two mischievous little children, Eowyn, Faramir, and a hundred other of his closest friends visiting Minas Tirith, what WON'T go wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
And That Is Why by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre OotP] Grandfather tells a favorite bedtime story, of a fair maiden named Maire and a young wizard named Brennan, and of hatred and fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Single White FBI Agent by Mercutio reviews
Scully looks for a roommate. My most popular X-Files story. Humor.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/1998 - D. Scully - Complete
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Torture reviews
Spoilers for 'Dependent' and the season finale. You don't have to be cruel to be kind, but Olivia's decided it's her best chance at talking some sense into Elliot. For everyone who hates the new KathyElliot development Olivia's here to kick its ass.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
What If reviews
OE, obviously. The case that could make them or break them ends up falling apart. The relationship they were meant to have isn't always picture perfect. And yet they're still here, and they're together. The best thing I've ever written, and my favorite.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,413 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Me And Dickie reviews
wow. this fanfiction is one giant lawsuit waiting to happen. NO, REALLY, IT TOTALLY IS. chapter two reveals Dick Wolf's daily schedule and Kate trying to sort some things out from 'Fault' with the big man himself. and he is no help, as usual.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Envy reviews
Elliot's not jealous, nosiree. He's just a little ticked at the perfectly groomed rich as hell bastard walking Olivia out the door. Oh come ON, you know you were thinking this everytime she went out on a date on the show...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Bedbugs reviews
yes, there are bedbugs in New York. yes, it is driving everyone crazy. so how would the SVU react? I used my overactive imagination [which normally results in chaos as it is] and found out.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
The things you give up always seem to be the things that matter the most. For everyone who loved Audrey before, prepare to love her again. Oh, and Elliot and Olivia too...OE, as if I write about anything else.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
A Simple Question reviews
Elliot attempts to explain a simple question to his daughter. You asked for more Audrey, you get more Audrey. OE oneshot written in nine minutes. but still good as the rest of them...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Cozy reviews
Fluffernutter Oneshot. What are two detectives to do on a rainy, freezing stakeout? Get cozy, of course! Not really as fluffy as it may seem, but something I had to get out of my head. It's 2:42 in the morning, just forgive me.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Lost reviews
Oneshot. The things that go unspoken are the things that hurt the most. I was trying to work on a simpler, cleaner style for this piece, so it's shorter and a bit different from my usual ones, but still just as good. OE, but of course.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Generations reviews
Olivia's daughter asks her mother about the grandfather she has never known, and what begins as a bedtime story becomes something much more for Olivia. Corny as hell? I think SO. But there's nothing wrong with that...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
To Prank Or Not To Prank reviews
Sirius joins the school play to get laid, Remus gets a tattoo to prove his masculinity, and James stares at Lily's ass. All in all, a recipe to ruin the school musical, drive the staff to orgastic displeasure, and propel Sirius' theatrical career.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Cravings reviews
A very pregnant and notsohappy Arwen sends her sleepdeprived husband and the braincelldeprived Faramir out to find some Calahadian cake. But milk, women, and family recipes inadvertently get in their way. Tolkien might just want my head for this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Children of Kings: Hand of the Gods reviews
The next generation of Tolkien heroes? Finally, I know. Eldarion, Luthiel, and all the rest have to deal with Umbarian assassins, blood mages, and raging hormones. If you thought being a teenager was tough, try being Arwen and Aragorn's kids. REVIEW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Eldarion
Awkward reviews
Remus Lupin has bad luck when it comes to stumbling onto awkward situations. Situations involving affairs at work, and troublemaking best friends, and the exchange of underwear between Hogwarts staff. Yeah. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Tricks and Treats reviews
It's Halloween, and I figured I'd have a little seasonal fun with my favorite elite squad. Then it got random. TO THE PERSON WHO CANNOT SPELL ANONYMOUS: WARNING! DON'T READ! IT'S A PARODY AND YOU MIGHT JUST TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005